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Ottawa • upvoted 2 items 18 hours ago

50 Of The Best Prank Ideas For April Fools

Pic before the losing of the head occurred

50 Of The Best Prank Ideas For April Fools

headless roach?? or headed roach?

Ottawa • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

30 Deadly Everyday Things That Many People Are Not Aware Of, As Listed In This Online Thread

Why do people upvote incorrect information like sheep?

35 People Share "Food Crimes" They Hate The Most

It was sarcasm and a joke, Sax.

30 Deadly Everyday Things That Many People Are Not Aware Of, As Listed In This Online Thread

Why do people upvote incorrect information like sheep?

People Share 30 Small Subtle Things About Wealthy People That Scream They Are Insanely Rich

Yay! I’m insanely rich! Not.

35 People Share "Food Crimes" They Hate The Most

You could say they assault their food.

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Ottawa • upvoted 18 items 2 days ago

30 Deadly Everyday Things That Many People Are Not Aware Of, As Listed In This Online Thread

Tonight on Lifetime - "Potatoes Gone Bad - A Killer Lurking in the Kitchen."

TikToker Stunned After Visiting Wax Museum In Krakow Which Has Rather Controversial Exhibits, Sparks Massive Discussion Online

There is a simple explanation for this. There was a fire, during which many of the wax figures melted. It was too expensive to replace them, so one lone employee turned to a life of crime. They went around the city, searching for people who somewhat vaguely resembled the lost figures, strangling them in their sleep and taking the bodies back to their secret lair, leaving a single wax flower behind at each crime scene. Once at their secret lair, the employee would embalm their victims and coat the bodies in a fine layer of wax to both preserve them and ensure that their skin felt like that of the remaining wax figures. They were then carefully placed in the museum under the cover of darkness. Several alterations were require for several of the "figures," hence their somewhat grotesque appearance.

30 Deadly Everyday Things That Many People Are Not Aware Of, As Listed In This Online Thread

Tonight on Lifetime - "Potatoes Gone Bad - A Killer Lurking in the Kitchen."

TikToker Stunned After Visiting Wax Museum In Krakow Which Has Rather Controversial Exhibits, Sparks Massive Discussion Online

This Online Group Is All About Gardening, Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting Posts (New Pics)

Nahh. Lemons are purrfectly safe for a cat to eat. That’s make funny faces when the taste sour like humans do and it’s hilarious 🤣

This Online Group Is All About Gardening, Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting Posts (New Pics)

"this my sticc"

The ‘Fact’ Twitter Page Drops The Most Intriguing And Sometimes Uncomfortable Truths About Life And Here Are 40 Of Them

People Are Making Fun Of Evolution Of Pretty Much Everything With 40 Hilarious Memes

I can...taste the profound majesty. It's kinda spicy.

People Are Making Fun Of Evolution Of Pretty Much Everything With 40 Hilarious Memes

It's your own fault for being so tasty when coated in crumbs and deep fried! 😋

50 Funny Unfiltered Posts Of What Women Are Really Thinking From “Moms Behaving Badly” (New Pics)

Can we vote on changing the names of that stuff on the list? Who's with me?

The ‘Fact’ Twitter Page Drops The Most Intriguing And Sometimes Uncomfortable Truths About Life And Here Are 40 Of Them

AW ... Pandas were avoiding posting comments here and you wrecked it LOL

The ‘Fact’ Twitter Page Drops The Most Intriguing And Sometimes Uncomfortable Truths About Life And Here Are 40 Of Them

I don't have a response to that.

This Online Group Is All About Gardening, Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting Posts (New Pics)

Indoor plant: "Too much water! Too little water! Too much sun! Too little sun! PH is off by .02%! I am martyred and must die!" Outdoor plant: "Ah, a crack in the concrete. Perfect, I will THRIVE!!"

People Are Making Fun Of Evolution Of Pretty Much Everything With 40 Hilarious Memes

This article is seriously trying to attack me personally. And anyway, can't you see the profound majesty of the chicken

People Are Making Fun Of Evolution Of Pretty Much Everything With 40 Hilarious Memes

Why did they make this all about me?

45 Examples Of Scams That Have Become Socially Acceptable But Shouldn't Be

4 470 383 is a very high rent.

45 Examples Of Scams That Have Become Socially Acceptable But Shouldn't Be

Property taxes are used by your local municipality to pay for workers to do things like remove garbage, fix the roads, fix the street lights and road signs, etc. There is a point to them. The problem I have with property taxes is that churches are exempt and schools aren't, in my country. I would like churches, especially evangelical megachurches, to pay taxes. Those guys are already millionaires/billionaires. SAfrica.

People Are Making Fun Of Evolution Of Pretty Much Everything With 40 Hilarious Memes

I- I don’t think that’s how it works

People Are Making Fun Of Evolution Of Pretty Much Everything With 40 Hilarious Memes

Ok but this is unfair! We're still very fierce. And very afraid

The ‘Fact’ Twitter Page Drops The Most Intriguing And Sometimes Uncomfortable Truths About Life And Here Are 40 Of Them

I'm English, so I'm halfway there lol 😆

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Ottawa • upvoted 9 items 3 days ago

35 Psychiatric Hospital Employees And Patients Share The Creepiest And Most Disturbing Things They’ve Witnessed

As a schizophrenic myself, I like to think I'm satan /j (I am schizophrenic though, as well as having DID heh) ... I also realise my username doesn't entirely back up the claim that I don't actually think I'm satan, I just like "demons", they're cool ;-;

35 Psychiatric Hospital Employees And Patients Share The Creepiest And Most Disturbing Things They’ve Witnessed

I think it's just a matter of the "wrong one" being someone who would instantly fly into a retaliatory rage instead of, say, calling a staff member.......

35 Psychiatric Hospital Employees And Patients Share The Creepiest And Most Disturbing Things They’ve Witnessed

I think it's just a matter of the "wrong one" being someone who would instantly fly into a retaliatory rage instead of, say, calling a staff member.......

35 Psychiatric Hospital Employees And Patients Share The Creepiest And Most Disturbing Things They’ve Witnessed

I see your point, however being sedated and tied to a chair and forced to watch happy movies would probably do the opposite, because no one likes being tied up and forced to watch happy movies when they aren't happy.

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50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

John Barlow is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

John Barlow is taking the p**s, I think.

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

What the Helvia?

35 People Reveal Deathbed Confessions They've Heard That They Can't Get Out Of Their Heads

Thank you. I was getting dizzy with all these situations about who’s the real parent (since English is not my first language).

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Ottawa • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

"Ominous Signs": 50 Creepy Messages Spotted In The Wild

Huh?

"Ominous Signs": 50 Creepy Messages Spotted In The Wild

Pew pew. I charge $100 per bullet. Nerf gun bullets.

Ottawa • commented on a post 4 days ago

35 People Reveal Deathbed Confessions They've Heard That They Can't Get Out Of Their Heads

I lurked OPs reddit comments and that is exactly what happened. There was a dispute over who was OP's mother's father, so the "dad" took OPs mom since he may have been her father. Nothing was done about the alledge kidnapping since OPs grandmother commited suicide.

Ottawa • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans

Being an American that gets mildly irritated at US bashing, I had to upvote this one.

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans

The supremacy part: Take a look at countries like India and Japan (just to mention two).

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Ottawa • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Best Halloween Pumpkins

Ottawa • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Nicest Thing Anyone Has Gotten For You? (Ended)

Ottawa • commented on a post 4 days ago

35 People Reveal Deathbed Confessions They've Heard That They Can't Get Out Of Their Heads

Ottawa • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To “Mildly Interesting” Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

Same in Quebec, l'amour est dans le pré.

This Online Group Is Dedicated To “Mildly Interesting” Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

I feel old reading the comments. The dough ball is every pizza from my childhood. This, is the little plastic chair's predecessor.

Ottawa • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

30 People Share What Country Has The Worst Cuisine In Their Opinion

Boiled meat? I've lived in this province my entire life, and I honestly don't know one person that boiled their meat. Quebec traditional meals are tourtiere, pâté chinois, creton, pea soup and lets not forget the wonderful poutine and none are made with boiled meat. As for the boiled potatoes, well, how elese are we going to make mashed potatoes.

Ottawa • commented on 11 posts 1 month ago

50 Of The Funniest And Cutest Pets' Reactions To Trying Something They'd Never Tried Before (New Pics)

😂

50 Of The Funniest And Cutest Pets' Reactions To Trying Something They'd Never Tried Before (New Pics)

You are absolutely correct. Citrus is not poisonous to dogs.

50 Of The Funniest And Cutest Pets' Reactions To Trying Something They'd Never Tried Before (New Pics)

Do not go for the belly rub. This is a trap. You are being tested by your overloard.

50 Of The Funniest And Cutest Pets' Reactions To Trying Something They'd Never Tried Before (New Pics)

I have a husky/lab mix and he is terrified when I take a bath. He will husky scream, pull my arm do everything he can until I get out. Then he will put all is body weight on me to push me out of the evil room. If I dont let him in the bathroom with me, he will stay at the door and husky scream... No relaxing baths for me anymore.

40 People Share Horrifying Facts That Shouldn’t Be True, But Are

The "protest" in Ottawa Canada last year was extremely annoying. What started out as truckers protesting borders rules about covid, ended up being one massive tell-gate parties where no one protested the same thing. They did nothing but disturb the resident at all hours, day and night.

40 Interesting Infographics That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared On This Online Group

Apparently, 35% of us are disappointed 🤷‍♀️😂

40 Interesting Infographics That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared On This Online Group

I knock on it, if its sounds hollow, its ready and yummy.

40 Interesting Infographics That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared On This Online Group

Many, many years I was told never to buy a red car because of this, however; its a myth.

‘Dogspotting’ Is A Group Where People Share Only The Best Unexpected Encounters With Dogs (50 New Pics)

It could be Ollie but ducks are Charlie's favorite thing.

40 Parents Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

My daughter took a huge sip of Labatt Blue beer thinking it was pepsi. She then did it again mistaking Budweiser for coke (she'san adult now and still doesn'tlike beer). It tough her to pay attention to what you are doing.

“Everything As A Subscription”: People List 35 Industries They Want To See Disappear In 10 Years

They can look at what Canada did. Single use plastic has been banned.

Ottawa • commented on 5 posts 2 months ago

"That's It, I'm Pregnancy Announcement Shaming": 30 Cringy And Embarrassing Ways Parents Announced They’re Expecting (New Pics)

2 failed IUIs and 5 failed IVFs here. I wouldn't do it either, but knowing what she went through, I get it also.

50 Funny And Bizarre Wedding Moments That Stood Out From The Rest (New Pics)

What if its a really small wedding and that they get all the cuddles they deserve from the very gew guests?

50 Memes To Remind You How Good Life Once Was, As Shared By The “Ouch, Right In The Childhood” Page (New Posts)

I was looking for someone to have said this. I saw my my bf cry twice in our almsot 16 years, watching this movie was one of those times.

50 Memes To Remind You How Good Life Once Was, As Shared By The “Ouch, Right In The Childhood” Page (New Posts)

This... Transportation is cancelled but the schools are opened. Kids that lived far and took the bus got to stay home (if their parents could've bring them), the rest... not so lucky.

50 Funny Pics Of Totally Clueless People Caught In Action (New Pics)

Shhhhh we never say it out loud...😬

Ottawa • upvoted 2 items 16 hours ago

50 Of The Best Prank Ideas For April Fools

headless roach?? or headed roach?

50 Of The Best Prank Ideas For April Fools

Pic before the losing of the head occurred

Ottawa • upvoted 8 items 1 day ago

TikToker Stunned After Visiting Wax Museum In Krakow Which Has Rather Controversial Exhibits, Sparks Massive Discussion Online

People Share 30 Small Subtle Things About Wealthy People That Scream They Are Insanely Rich

Yay! I’m insanely rich! Not.

35 People Share "Food Crimes" They Hate The Most

You could say they assault their food.

35 People Share "Food Crimes" They Hate The Most

It was sarcasm and a joke, Sax.

35 People Share "Food Crimes" They Hate The Most

You misspelled your first word, it's spelled "wrong" ;-)

35 People Share "Food Crimes" They Hate The Most

Come to the Netherlands and try a fries with mayo. Much better than all that ketchup

30 Deadly Everyday Things That Many People Are Not Aware Of, As Listed In This Online Thread

Tonight on Lifetime - "Potatoes Gone Bad - A Killer Lurking in the Kitchen."

30 Deadly Everyday Things That Many People Are Not Aware Of, As Listed In This Online Thread

Why do people upvote incorrect information like sheep?

Ottawa • upvoted 10 items 2 days ago

The ‘Fact’ Twitter Page Drops The Most Intriguing And Sometimes Uncomfortable Truths About Life And Here Are 40 Of Them

AW ... Pandas were avoiding posting comments here and you wrecked it LOL

The ‘Fact’ Twitter Page Drops The Most Intriguing And Sometimes Uncomfortable Truths About Life And Here Are 40 Of Them

I don't have a response to that.

The ‘Fact’ Twitter Page Drops The Most Intriguing And Sometimes Uncomfortable Truths About Life And Here Are 40 Of Them

I'm English, so I'm halfway there lol 😆

This Online Group Is All About Gardening, Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting Posts (New Pics)

Indoor plant: "Too much water! Too little water! Too much sun! Too little sun! PH is off by .02%! I am martyred and must die!" Outdoor plant: "Ah, a crack in the concrete. Perfect, I will THRIVE!!"

This Online Group Is All About Gardening, Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting Posts (New Pics)

"this my sticc"

This Online Group Is All About Gardening, Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting Posts (New Pics)

Nahh. Lemons are purrfectly safe for a cat to eat. That’s make funny faces when the taste sour like humans do and it’s hilarious 🤣

45 Examples Of Scams That Have Become Socially Acceptable But Shouldn't Be

4 470 383 is a very high rent.

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