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Mallowmelt Tardis

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I'm that one weird person. I am also the most uncoordinated person ever. I've managed to trip standing still. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
Don't get me on the topic of KOTLC, unless you want me to rant all day. AND NO UNLOCKED SPOILERS PLZ AND THANKY.

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Mallowmelt Tardis • commented on a post 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Dumbest Thing Anyone Has Said To You? (Closed)

No XD. I'm currently switching between the KOTLC wiki and bored panda.

Mallowmelt Tardis • commented on 31 posts 1 month ago

50 People Share Things That Are 'Technically True' And You Can't Argue With This Logic

Yeah, I'm American and was truly ashamed to have him as POTUS

30 Dumb Things Overheard By People That Will Make You Lose Hope In Humanity

fuggnuggins, if BP is such a "left propaganda mill", why do you continue to use it?

50 People Share Things That Are 'Technically True' And You Can't Argue With This Logic

Yeah, I'm American and was truly ashamed to have him as POTUS

64 Hilarious Reactions To Melania Trump's 'Creepy' White House Christmas Decorations

Well, it certainly will be a nightmare until January,

64 Hilarious Reactions To Melania Trump's 'Creepy' White House Christmas Decorations

Or it's that warped reality in the Cursed Child where Voldemort took over the world. FOR VOLDEMORT AND VALOR.

64 Hilarious Reactions To Melania Trump's 'Creepy' White House Christmas Decorations

Do NoT qUeStIoN mY hAlLwAy Of GrEaT dArKnEsS Sounds like something my sis and I would say when we're being idiots.

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Most Painful Experience? (Closed)

Oh, it's fine. It's just, I have depression, I was at a restaurant with my family, when we got home I tried to strangle myself with my new shoelaces. When that didn't work, I considered going for a walk and jumping off a bridge. Before I did that, I made myself sit down, and do homework (it mostly just turned into a cry-fest).My parents heard me crying and came downstairs, and then I knew I shouldn't kill myself bcuz they would be too sad. It was scary, because I'd considered suicide before, but that was the closest I came to doing it. And don't worry, it's fine, it doesn't make me that sad to think about it.

This Instagram Account With 183K Followers Is Dedicated To Showing The Most Bizarre Thrift Store Finds (40 Pics)

AS IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Story From Your Life? (Closed)

Why am I not surprised that Brent Johnson is a big racist, and Trumpist?

50 Of The Best Reactions People Had To Trump Losing The Election

He was there all along

61 Funny Tumblr Posts That Feminists Will Laugh At

CLOTHES DONT EQUAL CONSENT

61 Funny Tumblr Posts That Feminists Will Laugh At

Mic drop.

50 Feminist Memes That Will Make Most People Laugh But Trigger Sexists

When you're a lesbian feminist and somebody tries to tell you the same thing. Me: "And that affects me how?" But if a man is only going to love women who think of themselves as lesser, I'd never marry them. I'll just find, you know, somebody decent!

50 Feminist Memes That Will Make Most People Laugh But Trigger Sexists

Luna Lovegood Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Professor Mcgonagall Need me to keep going? Voldemort Peter Pettigrew Amycus Dolohov Seriously, I can keep going if I haven't yet proved my point.

50 Feminist Memes That Will Make Most People Laugh But Trigger Sexists

A women's place is in the kitchen. A man''s place is in the kitchen. EVERYONES PLACE IS IN THE KITCHEN. IT HAS DELICIOUS NOM NOMS

50 Feminist Memes That Will Make Most People Laugh But Trigger Sexists

Sad that Disney princesses are so weak in most Disney movies (like old ones). They'd be so much more enjoyable (the movies, I mean) if the women stood up for themselves

50 Feminist Memes That Will Make Most People Laugh But Trigger Sexists

RIP, RGB. You were a great woman.

50 Feminist Memes That Will Make Most People Laugh But Trigger Sexists

Like it, but girls and boys aren't the only genders...

39 Hoarder Cats Who Don't Realize That They Have Problems

How dare that cat steal the holy god of all candies known as Reese's?

39 Hoarder Cats Who Don't Realize That They Have Problems

My cat kept stealing so many tampons (she'd climb into the storing place, grab one, take it out, and go back for another, another, another) we had to hide them in a drawer she can't open

50 People Share Their Unique Collections

That's so pretty. I'd get concerned having sand that black on a beach though...

50 People Share Their Unique Collections

I wouldn't want anything with his name on it within 500 feet of me.

50 People Share Their Unique Collections

*carefully adjusts bowtie*

50 People Share Their Unique Collections

Nah a boys bathroom they're nastier

50 People Share Their Unique Collections

If that fell, it'd be very painful. I can't help but look at this picture and wince. Part of that, though, is probably from the fact that if I tried to climb it, even on the second row, it'd all come tumbling down.

People Are Posting Their Most Embarrassing Childhood Photos (50 New Pics)

It might just be me, but the left girl totally looks like Lindsay Lohan in the Parent Trap. Or am I just weird?

These 6 Ridiculous Fake Gift Boxes Will Confuse Your Friends (New Pics)

Is it bad that I kinda half want the visor-ganizer?

40 Of The Stupidest Things Customers Have Ever Said

No, it's a sonic screwdriver, on loan from the Doctor. Be warned, though, it doesn't work on wood.

40 Of The Stupidest Things Customers Have Ever Said

Chidi Anagonye? Is that you?

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Mallowmelt Tardis • submitted 3 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Most Painful Experience? (Closed)

Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation You Have Ended Up In? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Story From Your Life? (Closed)

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Mallowmelt Tardis • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Nicest Thing A Friend Has Done For You? (Closed)

To those who read this. Make this one higher up.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Nicest Thing A Friend Has Done For You?

tw // suicide My friends have stepped up and talked me out of making decisions that would’ve ended my life early countless times. There was a time when I didn’t think I’d make it to my 13th birthday, and now I’m starting my first year of med school. Not a day goes by when I’m not grateful to them ❤️