Bored Panda

I broke up with a pretty hot girl when I was younger because she didn’t swing her arms when she walked. It just looked weird and reminded me of a gorilla. Really stupid reason I know, but it just looked so stupid and I couldn’t overcome it.

What A Nominal Coincidence!?

She had the same first name and last name as my grandpa.

Cat Names Are A Serious Factor Here

Only went on one date but he named his cat Creamy, and the way he said it grossed me out.

Gonna Eat Whatever I Want, Whenever I Want

They are deathly allergic to nuts. The idea of never having Nutella or Snickers again- or risk killing my partner with a kiss- is too much.

Where's The Mute Button?

Loud person. No. I hate it.

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group

I always thought it would be super weird to marry someone with my brothers name because my dad's sister did. I went on 1 date with a guy name Francis, only went by Francis. Sorry dude, my Grandma's name was Francis. I'm going to have to pass.

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group

Lets ask Dr. Freud his thoughts.

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group

Or just “mum” as a freudian slip. Wait, what???

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group

Yeah, I agree with this one. Too weird getting hot and heavy and then saying your mum's name.

Mamma's Boy

She had the same name as my mom.

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group

I’m guessing this is a post from the US, but as a Brit I’m pissing myself imagining someone trying to talk seductively with a strong Somerset accent.

Say-Ruh!

My grandparents were very southern. When I was a kid, I spent the night at their house and heard them…wrestling. I heard my grandpa say my grandma’s name, Sarah, but with his accent he said “Ooh Say-ruh!” I met a girl named Sarah who was also southern. When she introduced herself as “Say-ruh” I had to nope out. It just gave me the heebie jeebies.