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Aeon Flux

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Aeon Flux

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One who chases the elusive mayfly of love.

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Aeon Flux • upvoted 2 items 15 hours ago

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

In nearly mint condition!

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

Fuschigenta dream couch.

Aeon Flux • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

Oh, I feel almost sorry for them these days. They absolutely panicked over Furiosa in ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ too. “Oh my white nerd privilege god, how DARE they make a female character competent, without ONCE wearing high heels or hotpants or focusing on being sexy some other way! The audacity! I haven’t been able to get it up in a MONTH!” Why they don’t hate Ripley from Alien is beyond me, probably because she was introduced when they were children. I don’t know, I’m starting to think they live very sensitive and fragile little lives.

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

Yes.

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

Yes.

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

It's definitely a mask, I checked his Twitter and the media he's shared on it 😂

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

There have been several Black MALE actors in Star Wars. One woman comes up to bat, she is wonderful in her role BTW, and they lose their collective light sabers.

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Aeon Flux • upvoted an item 4 days ago

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

You've really seen some damn ugly walnuts in your life my friend...

Aeon Flux • upvoted 12 items 5 days ago

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

Does that make this the literal definition of a "neck beard?" Or would this be a "double chin beard?"

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

Wow, that's specific. But accurate.

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

Does that make this the literal definition of a "neck beard?" Or would this be a "double chin beard?"

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

Wow, that's specific. But accurate.

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

Ewww he has a bug on one

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

Hey, what's wrong with people who listen to podcasts? Also.... She's kinda right,he did not need anything done on his nose

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

This one is the best one so far. So accurate.

30 Awkward, Wild, And Infuriating Stories Shared By People Who Accidentally Caught Their Partners Cheating With Someone Else

You need to break up with your so-called friends!

30 Awkward, Wild, And Infuriating Stories Shared By People Who Accidentally Caught Their Partners Cheating With Someone Else

Young yes. Dumb NO. At least you found out before getting married. Phew.

30 Awkward, Wild, And Infuriating Stories Shared By People Who Accidentally Caught Their Partners Cheating With Someone Else

Wow. I dont know what to say. Just wow. I dont know what i would do if i found my husband like that. Scream probably

30 Awkward, Wild, And Infuriating Stories Shared By People Who Accidentally Caught Their Partners Cheating With Someone Else

It was still in the box.

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10 Popular Foods And Countries They Actually Came From

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

That’s too funny

People, Social Issues

"They've Kind Of Lost Touch With Their Workers": Man Shows A 'Goodie Bag' He Received From Burger King To Celebrate 27 Years Of Loyalty

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Aeon Flux • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

"They've Kind Of Lost Touch With Their Workers": Man Shows A 'Goodie Bag' He Received From Burger King To Celebrate 27 Years Of Loyalty

This man is incredibly magnanimous. With a side of Stockholm Syndrome.

30 Awkward, Wild, And Infuriating Stories Shared By People Who Accidentally Caught Their Partners Cheating With Someone Else

Same here. F**k all three of em.

Aeon Flux • commented on 3 posts 6 days ago

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

He was actually a shitbird as mayor of New York, too.

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

He doesn’t! He lost the right to practice in New York!

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

He was actually a shitbird as mayor of New York, too.

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

He doesn’t! He lost the right to practice in New York!

“Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What’s The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With?” (40 Stories)

Because it feels good.

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Aeon Flux • upvoted 16 items 6 days ago

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“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

This is her husband, you are now on the suspect list again.

Women Share 30 Times Men Came Across As Creeps Without Realizing It

Anyone commenting negatively about this it THAT guy who is offended and starts to protest that he's not an axe murderer. And even in less creepy situations, like you're working in a shop and someone insisting that you give them something and they will bring the money later, and then getting offended that you take them to be dishonest. Don't be offended. Just accept that if someone doesn't know you, they don't know you. They just don't know if you're a great guy, if you're trustworthy. They don't assume you're a POS, but from their point of view it's just as possible as the opposite. It's not personal. It's reasonable.

catching-partner-cheating-stories

My husband had been really nasty to me recently, and we got into a huge fight the night before he went on a business trip. By morning we had sort of made up, but I was still salty. He always texts me to tell me when his plane lands and normally I respond, but I was still so mad, I decided to ignore him. I had never done that before, so he called me to ask what was wrong. I said, 'Right now, I’m as mad at you as I’ve ever been.' He mistakenly assumed I had found out about the multiple online affairs he was having and accidentally blurted everything out.