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Jonathan • commented on a post 2 days ago

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

'If you see a 30 year old dating a 54 year old, I think you'd call the cops.' Why would anyone call the cops?

Jonathan • upvoted an item 2 days ago

50 Most Wholesome Couple Posts That Made People Believe In Relationships Again

MASSIVE EYEROLL

Jonathan • upvoted an item 3 days ago

Google Earth Compiles Satellite Images To Show What A Sad Difference People Have Made To The World (16 Pics)

could be but we don't know. left wing people lie too. both side have an agenda and lies.

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Jonathan • commented on 20 posts 6 days ago

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

It's a light hearted article, quit getting so defensive. Plenty websites post european 'bashing' articles but we don't whine about it.

50 Bizarre Science Diagrams That Are Actually Real, As Shared On This Page

In Scotland we don't measure stuff in 'football fields.'

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

It's a light hearted article, quit getting so defensive. Plenty websites post european 'bashing' articles but we don't whine about it.

50 Bizarre Science Diagrams That Are Actually Real, As Shared On This Page

In Scotland we don't measure stuff in 'football fields.'

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

What?

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Suppose if you're materialistic like that.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

He was only being nice. I know plenty people that complain to high heaven if they don't get anything on Valentine's Day.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

No matter the colour, you have crazy eyes lady.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

You shouldn't have followed the location, could have gotten yourself murdered.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Ewww.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Bowel Heights? That place sounds s**t.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Wait so even after you witness that you STILL stay the night? You sound made for each other- toxic attracts toxic.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

If you don't listen to and enjoy Amy Winehouse then we can't even be acquaintances.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

And if the red flags literally have black swastikas on them, run for the hills.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Sure and by the end of the night everyone was clapping.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Hopefully you learned not to put yourself and others in danger again?

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

If you don't know the circumstances, don't judge. Eviction happens for lots of reasons. I'm homeless right now as we had to get emergency repairs done to our car which cost 3 months rent. Needed the car for work so there was no other choice.

40 Of The Best Life Hacks That Sound Fake But Actually Work, Shared By People

Only swallowing a spoonful of sugar works for me.

40 Of The Best Life Hacks That Sound Fake But Actually Work, Shared By People

Or you know, wash?

40 Of The Best Life Hacks That Sound Fake But Actually Work, Shared By People

Also good sometimes for pesky acid reflux.

40 Of The Best Life Hacks That Sound Fake But Actually Work, Shared By People

I swallow pills with little bit of food.

40 Of The Best Life Hacks That Sound Fake But Actually Work, Shared By People

Elevate your knees to make it even easier, learned in training. The aim is to essentially be in the squatting position whilst on the toilet. I recommend this to my elderly clients.

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Jonathan • upvoted 13 items 6 days ago

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

“oh you’re from Australia? How is it living after apartheid?” Showing a picture of our colourful banknotes in Australia. “What are those? Play money?” Seeing my adaptors for charging phone, hair dryer etc “What do you need those funny plugs for” Sending dates through for meetings. “ I have no idea what those numbers mean”

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

To point out faults in something does not equate to hating it. There are people posting here saying "yeah as an American, I know it it bad, I want it to get better too"... that's a positive response. But people saying "stop being so mean to us" are the people that create or enable the problems in the fist place.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Given that I'm told I'm not really white by people in the UK.... it may be multicultural but that doesn't mean it's warm and fuzzy hugs all around.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Canadians are Americans without guns. /just kidding!!!

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Poor poor Americans. Lousy education system!

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

The American freedom of speech means you can promote fascism, racism, sexism, homophobia and xenophobia in public without consequences. In Europe not so. That's why we don't have free speech, according to some Americans.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

No, American things are going shopping with an assault riffle strapped to your back and going bust on medical bills.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

This checks out. Not Murica = Third World Country

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

I would love to see the natural wonders of the USA but unfortunately it's full of Americans 😊

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Americans are very slow , but that's the way the government likes to keep them.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

It scares me that this country is one of the most powerful in the world.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Did he say this on April fools day

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

dumb question, dumb answer

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Jonathan • commented on a post 2 days ago

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

'If you see a 30 year old dating a 54 year old, I think you'd call the cops.' Why would anyone call the cops?

Jonathan • commented on 4 posts 4 days ago

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone

Does she not have any self respect or shame at all?!

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone

Not necessarily. Some people are just opportunists, take things purely because they can.

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone

Some people just act impulsively as though there are no consequences. Usually people that have gotten away with everything in their life so far and nobody has ever told them 'no.'

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone

Sounds like he's an alchoholic

Jonathan • commented on 15 posts 6 days ago

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

It's a light hearted article, quit getting so defensive. Plenty websites post european 'bashing' articles but we don't whine about it.

50 Bizarre Science Diagrams That Are Actually Real, As Shared On This Page

In Scotland we don't measure stuff in 'football fields.'

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

What?

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Suppose if you're materialistic like that.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

He was only being nice. I know plenty people that complain to high heaven if they don't get anything on Valentine's Day.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

No matter the colour, you have crazy eyes lady.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

You shouldn't have followed the location, could have gotten yourself murdered.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Ewww.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Bowel Heights? That place sounds s**t.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Wait so even after you witness that you STILL stay the night? You sound made for each other- toxic attracts toxic.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

If you don't listen to and enjoy Amy Winehouse then we can't even be acquaintances.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

And if the red flags literally have black swastikas on them, run for the hills.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Sure and by the end of the night everyone was clapping.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Hopefully you learned not to put yourself and others in danger again?

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Jonathan • upvoted an item 2 days ago

50 Most Wholesome Couple Posts That Made People Believe In Relationships Again

MASSIVE EYEROLL

Jonathan • upvoted an item 3 days ago

Google Earth Compiles Satellite Images To Show What A Sad Difference People Have Made To The World (16 Pics)

could be but we don't know. left wing people lie too. both side have an agenda and lies.

Jonathan • upvoted 18 items 6 days ago

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Given that I'm told I'm not really white by people in the UK.... it may be multicultural but that doesn't mean it's warm and fuzzy hugs all around.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Canadians are Americans without guns. /just kidding!!!

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Poor poor Americans. Lousy education system!

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

No, American things are going shopping with an assault riffle strapped to your back and going bust on medical bills.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

This checks out. Not Murica = Third World Country

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

I would love to see the natural wonders of the USA but unfortunately it's full of Americans 😊

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Americans are very slow , but that's the way the government likes to keep them.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

It scares me that this country is one of the most powerful in the world.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Did he say this on April fools day

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

dumb question, dumb answer

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

They must have been talking about the sun they think shines out of their arses. Lol

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

What language is this???

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

How has that never come up before the date

40 Of The Best Life Hacks That Sound Fake But Actually Work, Shared By People

Does washing something that's dirty count as a hack now?

40 Of The Best Life Hacks That Sound Fake But Actually Work, Shared By People

You could also try to not be watching boxsets until 3am. Works for me.

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