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Kriel Kipjes • upvoted 38 items 3 years ago

This Dutch Artist Turns Herself And Other People Into Adorable Cartoon Illustrations (30 Pics)

What the heck dude

This Dutch Artist Turns Herself And Other People Into Adorable Cartoon Illustrations (30 Pics)

waldo's girlfriend?

This Dutch Artist Turns Herself And Other People Into Adorable Cartoon Illustrations (30 Pics)

What the heck dude

This Dutch Artist Turns Herself And Other People Into Adorable Cartoon Illustrations (30 Pics)

waldo's girlfriend?

This Dutch Artist Turns Herself And Other People Into Adorable Cartoon Illustrations (30 Pics)

Proof again that high waisted pants of any kind hate the world. Want to add 20 pounds to your backside? No worries. Put on a pair of high waisted jeans.

This Dutch Artist Turns Herself And Other People Into Adorable Cartoon Illustrations (30 Pics)

“Aw cute pic. Now I’ll draw you how a real woman would actually look! Bigger eyes and lips, smaller waist, rounder hips! There, I fixed you!” - Laura Brauwers

Robber Robs Woman At ATM, But After Seeing Her Bank Balance, Returns All The Money With A Huge Smile

This looks fake. Sorry.

Funny

Guy Deliberately Dresses As Idiotically As Possible For London Fashion Week, Gets Greeted As A Celebrity Model

Our global "fashion industry" simply SCREAMS to be ridiculed like this! ;-)

Robber Robs Woman At ATM, But After Seeing Her Bank Balance, Returns All The Money With A Huge Smile

What he did was unquestionably wrong since he intended to steal the money....but if this was me I'd probably refuse to press charges against the guy.

Guy Deliberately Dresses As Idiotically As Possible For London Fashion Week, Gets Greeted As A Celebrity Model

THAT'S THE POINT.

Guy Deliberately Dresses As Idiotically As Possible For London Fashion Week, Gets Greeted As A Celebrity Model

You aren't suppposed tooo

Robber Robs Woman At ATM, But After Seeing Her Bank Balance, Returns All The Money With A Huge Smile

Had my identity stolen once. Nothing ever happened though because my credit was so bad they couldn't do anything with it.

Instead Of Serving Vegan Food At Their Wedding Party, This Couple Banned Meat-Eating Friends And Family From Attending It

It's a safe bet that they won't now.

Instead Of Serving Vegan Food At Their Wedding Party, This Couple Banned Meat-Eating Friends And Family From Attending It

Because, generally speaking, being an extremist who tries to force others to conform to your POV is a bad thing.

Instead Of Serving Vegan Food At Their Wedding Party, This Couple Banned Meat-Eating Friends And Family From Attending It

That's a pretty big stretch.

Instead Of Serving Vegan Food At Their Wedding Party, This Couple Banned Meat-Eating Friends And Family From Attending It

Her day isn't going to be stressful at all. The wedding will consist of the bride and groom, the officiant, and maybe three of their friends. It's going to be a LOT cheaper than she thought it would, too. Just think of the money she'll save for the rest of her life, all alone because she can't resist acting like an asshat.

Instead Of Serving Vegan Food At Their Wedding Party, This Couple Banned Meat-Eating Friends And Family From Attending It

For good or bad reasons?

Instead Of Serving Vegan Food At Their Wedding Party, This Couple Banned Meat-Eating Friends And Family From Attending It

This seems consistent with being a vegan.

Instead Of Serving Vegan Food At Their Wedding Party, This Couple Banned Meat-Eating Friends And Family From Attending It

Well that’s stupid

David Beckham Goes To See His Statue For The First Time, Doesn't Know It's Been Replaced By A Prank One

So many trolls around here lately...

Entertainment, Funny

David Beckham Goes To See His Statue For The First Time, Doesn't Know It's Been Replaced By A Prank One

Rich Girl Confesses She Resents Her Boyfriend Because He Can't Spoil Her, Gets Shut Down With Responses

It is not. She is talking about a Zales ring. Zales was founded in 1993. So she can't talk about it in a 1882 diary.

Marriage Advice To Young Ladies From 1918 By A Suffragette Is Radical And Hilarious At The Same Time

Oh.

Rich Girl Confesses She Resents Her Boyfriend Because He Can't Spoil Her, Gets Shut Down With Responses

Does anyone know how to check what caste you're in? I never checked my wife's caste before I married her - what is she's in a different caste than me? Is that grounds for annullment? She should have disclosed her caste.

Rich Girl Confesses She Resents Her Boyfriend Because He Can't Spoil Her, Gets Shut Down With Responses

Do u mean u don't get why he isn't furious about her? He's a bigger person I guess.

Zoo Confirms That The Jaguar Who Attacked A Woman Trying To Take A Selfie With Her Won't Be Put Down

WOW!!!!

Zoo Confirms That The Jaguar Who Attacked A Woman Trying To Take A Selfie With Her Won't Be Put Down

If this is true, people could simply appreciate her humility and leave it without further beating her up. We all make mistakes. People can learn a lesson, and move on. It’s not like she’s reading this, but just saying.

Zoo Confirms That The Jaguar Who Attacked A Woman Trying To Take A Selfie With Her Won't Be Put Down

What is wrong with American English skills. Leicester, Worcester, Edinborough, Cirencester, Bicester etc? - lol and Kirkcudbrightshire - #4 is the trick one

Man Tells Women To Stop Whining About Tampon Prices Cause They Only Need 7 Per Period, Gets Roasted Immediately

Except periods don't hurt as much as getting kicked every hour three days straight. DOn't be so dramatic.

Rich Girl Confesses She Resents Her Boyfriend Because He Can't Spoil Her, Gets Shut Down With Responses

This is a diary from 1882. The main character is upset her dower is more than his family wealth and you know... he's nice but that's a deal breaker.

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Kriel Kipjes • commented on 2 posts 3 years ago

Rich Girl Confesses She Resents Her Boyfriend Because He Can't Spoil Her, Gets Shut Down With Responses

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you. A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he marries her then she starts To do the things that will break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife you'll be happy for the rest of your life An ugly woman cooks meals on time And she'll always give you peace of mind

Man Tells Women To Stop Whining About Tampon Prices Cause They Only Need 7 Per Period, Gets Roasted Immediately

Ob non-applicator is much cheaper. I didnt know you had different ones. https://www.google.com/amp/s/qz.com/quartzy/1224531/why-american-women-use-applicator-tampons-and-european-women-dont/amp/

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Kriel Kipjes • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

Rich Girl Confesses She Resents Her Boyfriend Because He Can't Spoil Her, Gets Shut Down With Responses

Man Tells Women To Stop Whining About Tampon Prices Cause They Only Need 7 Per Period, Gets Roasted Immediately

Ob non-applicator is much cheaper. I didnt know you had different ones. https://www.google.com/amp/s/qz.com/quartzy/1224531/why-american-women-use-applicator-tampons-and-european-women-dont/amp/

Rich Girl Confesses She Resents Her Boyfriend Because He Can't Spoil Her, Gets Shut Down With Responses

The way he talks about her, so friendly. 'I understand her point' I recently met a male gold digger. I stole his bike, cause I was so angry that he stole my money. He 'borrowed' it. If that's his definition of borrowing I borrowed his bike too. There's nothing I hate more than gold diggers wanting to live off someone and take advantage of em.

Rich Girl Confesses She Resents Her Boyfriend Because He Can't Spoil Her, Gets Shut Down With Responses

If a guy said that to me he'd better go hide. I do not understand men like you. Why doesn't it make you furious?

Rich Girl Confesses She Resents Her Boyfriend Because He Can't Spoil Her, Gets Shut Down With Responses

It's not my native language either, but she means it as if it's cute and she gets a lot of presents. Like in spoiling your kids. The Dutch word for it translated back is to pamper, to spoil. F.i. you can sit back and have yourself spoiled in one of our welcoming restaurants.

Man Tells Women To Stop Whining About Tampon Prices Cause They Only Need 7 Per Period, Gets Roasted Immediately

Although he's wrong, why are they complaining about tampon prizes? 1 package is 3 euro or something and you can get cheap pads for 1,50.

Man Tells Women To Stop Whining About Tampon Prices Cause They Only Need 7 Per Period, Gets Roasted Immediately

@grace barclay They cannot afford to pay for sanitary ware????????? It costs 3 euro.

Rich Girl Confesses She Resents Her Boyfriend Because He Can't Spoil Her, Gets Shut Down With Responses

Carrie de Luka I meant there always is some selfishness to it and it was a joke but noone except me gets my sublime humor. Thus I upvoted myself.

Rich Girl Confesses She Resents Her Boyfriend Because He Can't Spoil Her, Gets Shut Down With Responses

If it's true love the man will marry a 60 y o homeless woman. True love doesn't exist.

Police Department Shares The Most Ridiculous Call Of 2019 Where Two People Refused To Move Out Of Each Other's Way

The one who had to go pee first.

Police Department Shares The Most Ridiculous Call Of 2019 Where Two People Refused To Move Out Of Each Other's Way

I thought that was etiquette for trains and parking lots too.

30 People Who Deeply Regret Shopping Online

Yeah nice gift if you meet a girl. You want these? 😂

30 Funny Girlfriends And Wives Who Are Winning At Relationships

You can watch the wheels of the bus over and over.

Someone Asks People To Share Random Acts Of Kindness They've Received From Strangers, They Deliver (30 Tweets)

I almost fainted in the train last year. Had to sit on the floor, to not fall over. A guy gave me candy and coke.

11 Photos Taken Before And After Brides Got Their Wedding Makeup

https://youtu.be/bNq6CFpaCAQ

11 Photos Taken Before And After Brides Got Their Wedding Makeup

https://youtu.be/RxIGFjs-huM

30 Simple Yet Genius Ideas That Should Be Implemented Everywhere

LOL

30 Biggest Lies People Told Only To Get What They Wanted

Yes she wanted her ex back, so she invented another guy. He didn't want her to date someone else.

Guy Asks If He's Wrong To Make Obese Man Pay Him $150 For Taking Up Part Of His Seat On A 5-Hour Flight

I wouldn't mind. I don't need that much space and I'm not gonna embarrass someone. The ppl complaining behind him that he was rude, should have offered to change seats with him.

30 Hilarious Comics With A Clever Twist By Tango Gao (New Pics)

Oh. Thought it was Dutch. Uit out.

Kriel Kipjes • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

Robber Robs Woman At ATM, But After Seeing Her Bank Balance, Returns All The Money With A Huge Smile

What he did was unquestionably wrong since he intended to steal the money....but if this was me I'd probably refuse to press charges against the guy.

Robber Robs Woman At ATM, But After Seeing Her Bank Balance, Returns All The Money With A Huge Smile

This looks fake. Sorry.

Robber Robs Woman At ATM, But After Seeing Her Bank Balance, Returns All The Money With A Huge Smile

Had my identity stolen once. Nothing ever happened though because my credit was so bad they couldn't do anything with it.

Funny

Guy Deliberately Dresses As Idiotically As Possible For London Fashion Week, Gets Greeted As A Celebrity Model

This Dutch Artist Turns Herself And Other People Into Adorable Cartoon Illustrations (30 Pics)

“Aw cute pic. Now I’ll draw you how a real woman would actually look! Bigger eyes and lips, smaller waist, rounder hips! There, I fixed you!” - Laura Brauwers

This Dutch Artist Turns Herself And Other People Into Adorable Cartoon Illustrations (30 Pics)

Proof again that high waisted pants of any kind hate the world. Want to add 20 pounds to your backside? No worries. Put on a pair of high waisted jeans.

This Dutch Artist Turns Herself And Other People Into Adorable Cartoon Illustrations (30 Pics)

waldo's girlfriend?

This Dutch Artist Turns Herself And Other People Into Adorable Cartoon Illustrations (30 Pics)

What the heck dude

Guy Deliberately Dresses As Idiotically As Possible For London Fashion Week, Gets Greeted As A Celebrity Model

You aren't suppposed tooo

Guy Deliberately Dresses As Idiotically As Possible For London Fashion Week, Gets Greeted As A Celebrity Model

THAT'S THE POINT.

Guy Deliberately Dresses As Idiotically As Possible For London Fashion Week, Gets Greeted As A Celebrity Model

Our global "fashion industry" simply SCREAMS to be ridiculed like this! ;-)

Instead Of Serving Vegan Food At Their Wedding Party, This Couple Banned Meat-Eating Friends And Family From Attending It

That's a pretty big stretch.

Instead Of Serving Vegan Food At Their Wedding Party, This Couple Banned Meat-Eating Friends And Family From Attending It

It's a safe bet that they won't now.

Instead Of Serving Vegan Food At Their Wedding Party, This Couple Banned Meat-Eating Friends And Family From Attending It

For good or bad reasons?

Instead Of Serving Vegan Food At Their Wedding Party, This Couple Banned Meat-Eating Friends And Family From Attending It

Well that’s stupid

Instead Of Serving Vegan Food At Their Wedding Party, This Couple Banned Meat-Eating Friends And Family From Attending It

Because, generally speaking, being an extremist who tries to force others to conform to your POV is a bad thing.

Instead Of Serving Vegan Food At Their Wedding Party, This Couple Banned Meat-Eating Friends And Family From Attending It

This seems consistent with being a vegan.

30 Surprising Facts That Are Actually True

singular of spaghetti : spaghetto

30 Surprising Facts That Are Actually True

Then one piece of pizza is pizzio

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