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Turd Ferguson • upvoted an item 2 days ago

Experts Explain What Food And Nutrition Myths People Still Believe Are True (40 Answers)

...Thanks for the summary?

Turd Ferguson • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

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Turd Ferguson • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Pics Of Interesting, Horrible Or Weird Designs That Made People Say ‘What The House?!’

Interesting design, but I don't think I'd want a house where someone could just come along and climb onto the roof.

Turd Ferguson • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Cases Of Misused Quotation Marks That Gave Hilarious Results (New Pics)

That seems to get the message across exactly as intended.

50 Hilarious Cases Of Misused Quotation Marks That Gave Hilarious Results (New Pics)

Something tells me I wouldn't really want to use that "rest" room under any circumstances.

Turd Ferguson • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

50 Animals That Don't Get The Recognition They Absolutely Deserve, As Shared In This Informative Online Thread

Thank you!

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

Maybe with billionaires, but not necessarily with "regular" folks (myself included), because the standard deduction nearly doubled for tax year 2018, which means a lot of people who itemized their deductions (for things like charitable donations, mortgage interest, etc.) prior to then now take the standard deduction and that doesn't take those former itemized deductions into account.

Turd Ferguson • upvoted an item 1 month ago

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

And what is hilarious...he has 77 upvotes as of right now...and is completely incorrect. LOL The US actually gives more in charity and other donations, both internationally and domestically, than the large majority of nations on Earth. https://www.axios.com/2022/03/09/america-charitable-giving-stats-ukraine

Turd Ferguson • upvoted 3 items 6 months ago

50 Things You Probably Never Knew Existed Shared By "Yup That Exists" Instagram Page

How about buy your OWN Damn Groceries instead of expecting Mother Government to take care of you?!!! Maybe OTHER Tax Payers don't want to foot the bill for YOU!!!

Parents Online Reveal 30 Little Lies They Tell Their Kids That They’re Considering Parenting Hacks

I don't even see the point of this lie.. he could have just as easily pointed to the engine temperature gauge and said when the car is "in the warm area"...

50 Things You Probably Never Knew Existed Shared By "Yup That Exists" Instagram Page

How about buy your OWN Damn Groceries instead of expecting Mother Government to take care of you?!!! Maybe OTHER Tax Payers don't want to foot the bill for YOU!!!

Parents Online Reveal 30 Little Lies They Tell Their Kids That They’re Considering Parenting Hacks

I don't even see the point of this lie.. he could have just as easily pointed to the engine temperature gauge and said when the car is "in the warm area"...

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Obscure Details And Easter Eggs Found In Movies, Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting (New Pics)

Only that this thing of "five stages of grief" isn't true.

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Turd Ferguson • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

Parents Online Reveal 30 Little Lies They Tell Their Kids That They’re Considering Parenting Hacks

Agreed, the DVD player in the car when my kids were little was for long trips only.

35 Scientists Share That "One Science Fact" They Wish The Whole World Would Know

Not with that attitude, it won't.

Turd Ferguson • upvoted 2 items 7 months ago

50 Cursed Adverts From 'Ads With Threatening Auras' (New Pics)

Other than it's encouraging what is probably classed as fraud?

30 Times Good-Hearted People Surprised Everyone By Being The Opposite Of Choosing Beggars

Because most people aren't good tenants and would take advantage

Turd Ferguson • upvoted 3 items 8 months ago

This Page Collects Photos Of 'Animals With Threatening Auras' (40 New Pics)

🎼🎶Send me a kiss by wire, Baby my heart's on fire...🎵🎶

11 “Culture Shocks” That This New Zealander Experienced After Relocating To The US

with outrage baiting titles.

This Page Collects Photos Of 'Animals With Threatening Auras' (40 New Pics)

🎼🎶Send me a kiss by wire, Baby my heart's on fire...🎵🎶

11 “Culture Shocks” That This New Zealander Experienced After Relocating To The US

with outrage baiting titles.

11 “Culture Shocks” That This New Zealander Experienced After Relocating To The US

And it is all done to generate social discord and divide people. And god forbid you have a conservative POV.

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Turd Ferguson • commented on a post 8 months ago

This Page Collects Photos Of 'Animals With Threatening Auras' (40 New Pics)

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal...

Turd Ferguson • upvoted 5 items 9 months ago

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Shared Them In This Online Community (New Pics)

Snort-laugh!

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Shared Them In This Online Community (New Pics)

Did he eat his owners?

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Shared Them In This Online Community (New Pics)

Snort-laugh!

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Shared Them In This Online Community (New Pics)

Did he eat his owners?

29 Popular Things That Everyone Pretends To Enjoy, As Shared By People In This Online Group

Oh I wholly believe people are stupid enough to follow these and see them as some sort of authority. We live in a stupid world.

People Share Life Hacks That Actually Work, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Useful Ones

I can't equate trying to impress other people with a life hack.

People Share Life Hacks That Actually Work, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Useful Ones

I dont get it

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Turd Ferguson • commented on a post 9 months ago

People Share Life Hacks That Actually Work, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Useful Ones

Thank you, I have no idea who would think that simply due to the presence of a bowl of lemons.

Turd Ferguson • commented on a post 10 months ago

This Online Community Shares Pics Of Products That Make Its Members Say "I Need It" (50 Pics)

My thoughts exactly, getting in and out would be a pain. Looks cool, but functionally would not work.

Turd Ferguson • upvoted 2 items 10 months ago

This Online Community Shares Pics Of Products That Make Its Members Say "I Need It" (50 Pics)

Not so easy to get into or out of.

This Online Community Shares Pics Of Products That Make Its Members Say "I Need It" (50 Pics)

I don't know, wouldn't getting into bed be kind of awkward? You'd have to crawl over the bench/couch space or climb over the shelf.

Turd Ferguson • upvoted an item 11 months ago

This Doesn’t Seem Up To Code. $430,000

Turd Ferguson • upvoted 5 items 1 year ago

45 Things People Said That Were Oddly Specific Yet So Accurate

I'm actually falling out of love with BP due to the blatant hypocrisy on here. Last week this post would have been subject to theatrical booing and hissing, maybe throwing the odd rotten tomato at it for being so passive aggressive. And all the SJWs would have been fawning over poor, victim Linda. This week, it has 247 points and everybody is like 'Ha! That's so funny', 'Linda is a real cow' and 'screw you Linda!'. Just saying.

50 Times Neighbors Acted So Wholesomely, It Restored These People's Faith In Humanity

A very kind deed, but I don't like when the person goes on social media to tell everyone so they can get pats on the back.

45 Things People Said That Were Oddly Specific Yet So Accurate

50 Times Neighbors Acted So Wholesomely, It Restored These People's Faith In Humanity

A very kind deed, but I don't like when the person goes on social media to tell everyone so they can get pats on the back.

50 Times Neighbors Acted So Wholesomely, It Restored These People's Faith In Humanity

Feels like self publicity to me. The most charitable people do things without feeling compelled to tell the world, for the sake of further praise and recognition.

29 People Who Realized Famous Logos Are Not What They Always Thought They Were

Funny, I saw the hawk immediately; we are all wired so differently.

50 Of The Best Covid Vaccine Memes So Far

Rather a broad and unsubstantiated generalization, there, Sam. One can only wonder at the company you keep.

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Turd Ferguson • commented on 3 posts 1 year ago

22 Then & Now Pics That Show How The Heroes Of Famous Memes Have Changed

I always thought that was Cary Elwes.

29 People Who Realized Famous Logos Are Not What They Always Thought They Were

I was born and raised in Atlanta and I can say that it has always been easier to see the Pac Man than the hawk.

22 Then & Now Pics That Show How The Heroes Of Famous Memes Have Changed

I always thought that was Cary Elwes.

29 People Who Realized Famous Logos Are Not What They Always Thought They Were

I was born and raised in Atlanta and I can say that it has always been easier to see the Pac Man than the hawk.

50 Of The Best Covid Vaccine Memes So Far

I thought that comment was pretty odd as well. I was wondering if it was just over my head.

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Turd Ferguson • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Pics Of Interesting, Horrible Or Weird Designs That Made People Say ‘What The House?!’

Interesting design, but I don't think I'd want a house where someone could just come along and climb onto the roof.

Turd Ferguson • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Cases Of Misused Quotation Marks That Gave Hilarious Results (New Pics)

That seems to get the message across exactly as intended.

50 Hilarious Cases Of Misused Quotation Marks That Gave Hilarious Results (New Pics)

Something tells me I wouldn't really want to use that "rest" room under any circumstances.

Turd Ferguson • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

50 Animals That Don't Get The Recognition They Absolutely Deserve, As Shared In This Informative Online Thread

Thank you!

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

Turd Ferguson • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

Parents Online Reveal 30 Little Lies They Tell Their Kids That They’re Considering Parenting Hacks

Agreed, the DVD player in the car when my kids were little was for long trips only.

35 Scientists Share That "One Science Fact" They Wish The Whole World Would Know

Not with that attitude, it won't.

Turd Ferguson • commented on a post 8 months ago

This Page Collects Photos Of 'Animals With Threatening Auras' (40 New Pics)

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal...

Turd Ferguson • commented on a post 9 months ago

People Share Life Hacks That Actually Work, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Useful Ones

Thank you, I have no idea who would think that simply due to the presence of a bowl of lemons.

Turd Ferguson • commented on a post 10 months ago

This Online Community Shares Pics Of Products That Make Its Members Say "I Need It" (50 Pics)

My thoughts exactly, getting in and out would be a pain. Looks cool, but functionally would not work.

Turd Ferguson • commented on 5 posts 1 year ago

22 Then & Now Pics That Show How The Heroes Of Famous Memes Have Changed

I always thought that was Cary Elwes.

29 People Who Realized Famous Logos Are Not What They Always Thought They Were

I was born and raised in Atlanta and I can say that it has always been easier to see the Pac Man than the hawk.

50 Of The Best Covid Vaccine Memes So Far

I thought that comment was pretty odd as well. I was wondering if it was just over my head.

This Instagram Page Collects Incredible Examples Of Modern Design, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

Easy and obvious, but still hilarious.

This Instagram Page Collects Incredible Examples Of Modern Design, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

Thank you, you read my mind!

Turd Ferguson • commented on a post 2 years ago

This Account Shows How Tabloids Objectify Women Celebs By Giving The Same Captions For Men (11 Pics)

Are men the ones writing those captions that objectify women?

Turd Ferguson • commented on 4 posts 3 years ago

30 People Share Iconic Stories Of Their Childhood That They're Notorious For

I'm happy this had a happy ending, but I hope the lesson taken from this isn't "ignore the teachers" because most earnest teachers know what they're talking about and your child may very well be behind. We got the same feedback from my daughter's teachers from kindergarten on and she eventually got an IEP that got her caught up before she entered middle school. The system may be considered broken, but most of the teachers are NOT, so it's wise to not dismiss feedback like that.

30 Airplane! Moments To Prove That Good Humor Doesn't Age

Me, too!

30 Airplane! Moments To Prove That Good Humor Doesn't Age

This and the sequel are, in my opinion, the funniest movies ever made. I don't care that the second one was just a lot of the same recycled jokes. For whatever reason it just worked. Over 30 years later both still make me laugh.

30 Airplane! Moments To Prove That Good Humor Doesn't Age

Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Turd Ferguson • upvoted 5 items 2 days ago

Experts Explain What Food And Nutrition Myths People Still Believe Are True (40 Answers)

...Thanks for the summary?

50 People Who Took Their Family Photo Recreations To The Next Level (New Pics)

Yep. God made genetics to do great work!

50 People Who Took Their Family Photo Recreations To The Next Level (New Pics)

He surely does ☺

50 People Who Took Their Family Photo Recreations To The Next Level (New Pics)

Yes He does!

50 People Who Took Their Family Photo Recreations To The Next Level (New Pics)

It's always surprised me that people who don't believe in God seem to be so affected by the thought of Him. Lmao

Turd Ferguson • upvoted an item 1 month ago

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

Turd Ferguson • upvoted 3 items 6 months ago

50 Things You Probably Never Knew Existed Shared By "Yup That Exists" Instagram Page

How about buy your OWN Damn Groceries instead of expecting Mother Government to take care of you?!!! Maybe OTHER Tax Payers don't want to foot the bill for YOU!!!

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Obscure Details And Easter Eggs Found In Movies, Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting (New Pics)

Only that this thing of "five stages of grief" isn't true.

Parents Online Reveal 30 Little Lies They Tell Their Kids That They’re Considering Parenting Hacks

I don't even see the point of this lie.. he could have just as easily pointed to the engine temperature gauge and said when the car is "in the warm area"...

Turd Ferguson • upvoted 3 items 7 months ago

29 People Who Realized Famous Logos Are Not What They Always Thought They Were

Funny, I saw the hawk immediately; we are all wired so differently.

50 Cursed Adverts From 'Ads With Threatening Auras' (New Pics)

Other than it's encouraging what is probably classed as fraud?

30 Times Good-Hearted People Surprised Everyone By Being The Opposite Of Choosing Beggars

Because most people aren't good tenants and would take advantage

Turd Ferguson • upvoted 3 items 8 months ago

This Page Collects Photos Of 'Animals With Threatening Auras' (40 New Pics)

🎼🎶Send me a kiss by wire, Baby my heart's on fire...🎵🎶

11 “Culture Shocks” That This New Zealander Experienced After Relocating To The US

And it is all done to generate social discord and divide people. And god forbid you have a conservative POV.

11 “Culture Shocks” That This New Zealander Experienced After Relocating To The US

with outrage baiting titles.

Turd Ferguson • upvoted 5 items 9 months ago

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Shared Them In This Online Community (New Pics)

Snort-laugh!

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Shared Them In This Online Community (New Pics)

Did he eat his owners?

This Doesn’t Seem Up To Code. $430,000

29 Popular Things That Everyone Pretends To Enjoy, As Shared By People In This Online Group

Oh I wholly believe people are stupid enough to follow these and see them as some sort of authority. We live in a stupid world.

People Share Life Hacks That Actually Work, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Useful Ones

I dont get it

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