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Turd Ferguson • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

22 Then & Now Pics That Show How The Heroes Of Famous Memes Have Changed

I always thought that was Cary Elwes.

Turd Ferguson • commented on a post 1 month ago

29 People Who Realized Famous Logos Are Not What They Always Thought They Were

I was born and raised in Atlanta and I can say that it has always been easier to see the Pac Man than the hawk.

Turd Ferguson • commented on a post 2 months ago

50 Of The Best Covid Vaccine Memes So Far

I thought that comment was pretty odd as well. I was wondering if it was just over my head.

Turd Ferguson • upvoted an item 2 months ago

50 Of The Best Covid Vaccine Memes So Far

Rather a broad and unsubstantiated generalization, there, Sam. One can only wonder at the company you keep.

Turd Ferguson • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

This Instagram Page Collects Incredible Examples Of Modern Design, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

Easy and obvious, but still hilarious.

This Instagram Page Collects Incredible Examples Of Modern Design, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

Thank you, you read my mind!

Turd Ferguson • upvoted 5 items 3 months ago

This Instagram Page Collects Incredible Examples Of Modern Design, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

so glad they added the diagram. i just couldn't figure it out on my own by looking at the actual item

This Instagram Page Collects Incredible Examples Of Modern Design, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

I love this design, but the unfinished plywood look just screams "Early American Meth Head"

This Instagram Page Collects Incredible Examples Of Modern Design, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

so glad they added the diagram. i just couldn't figure it out on my own by looking at the actual item

This Instagram Page Collects Incredible Examples Of Modern Design, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

I love this design, but the unfinished plywood look just screams "Early American Meth Head"

This Instagram Page Collects Incredible Examples Of Modern Design, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

Boobs!

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30 People On Reddit Share Things Teachers Told Them That Had A Significant Effect On Them

People On Social Media Point Out That The Bible Was Translated Wrong And Didn't Say Anything About Homosexuality

You write that "the way Leviticus 18:22 is truly written is 'Man shall not lie with young boys as he does with a woman, for it is an abomination.' " As a Hebrew speaking person I can categorically say that you either do not understand Hebrew or are willfully misleading. The Hebrew word used in the original text is זכר - "zachar" - which means "male" and NOT "young boys". So the text explicitly states the prohibition a man of lying with a man. It is however true that the word homosexuality is not mentioned in the Hebrew bible. It is only the specific act which is forbidden not the general orientation.

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Turd Ferguson • upvoted an item 9 months ago

40 Times People Did Exactly What They Were Asked To But The Results Were Hilarious

Nail biter I'd assume

Turd Ferguson • commented on 12 posts 1 year ago

This Account Shows How Tabloids Objectify Women Celebs By Giving The Same Captions For Men (11 Pics)

Are men the ones writing those captions that objectify women?

30 People Share Iconic Stories Of Their Childhood That They're Notorious For

I'm happy this had a happy ending, but I hope the lesson taken from this isn't "ignore the teachers" because most earnest teachers know what they're talking about and your child may very well be behind. We got the same feedback from my daughter's teachers from kindergarten on and she eventually got an IEP that got her caught up before she entered middle school. The system may be considered broken, but most of the teachers are NOT, so it's wise to not dismiss feedback like that.

This Account Shows How Tabloids Objectify Women Celebs By Giving The Same Captions For Men (11 Pics)

Are men the ones writing those captions that objectify women?

30 People Share Iconic Stories Of Their Childhood That They're Notorious For

30 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets And Garage Sales (New Pics)

It's that floating thing Luke used on the Millennium Falcon to train with the light saber.

30 Rare Photos That Reveal The Unseen Side Of Things

Looks like the Fortress of Solitude.

Funny Cats Sleeping In Weirdest Positions Ever

The contrast in colors is beautiful.

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Turd Ferguson • upvoted 13 items 1 year ago

Real Estate Agent Posts 25 Of The Worst Home Design Finds By Her Fellow Agents

not my taste but not horrible

30 Times People Shared Their Weirdest Secondhand Finds

This one gives new meaning to "second hand".

Real Estate Agent Posts 25 Of The Worst Home Design Finds By Her Fellow Agents

not my taste but not horrible

30 Times People Shared Their Weirdest Secondhand Finds

This one gives new meaning to "second hand".

30 People Share Iconic Stories Of Their Childhood That They're Notorious For

As a bonus, you didn't have to worry about him getting any one pregnant.

Guy Edits His Girl's Forehead To Look Bigger In Pics When She Makes Him Mad And It Goes Viral

Ridicule isn't ever necessary.

23 Travel Complaints That Measure The Limits Of Human Stupidity

This can't possibly be real, no one can actually be this stupid

30 Airplane! Moments To Prove That Good Humor Doesn't Age

Wasn't the whole point of this spoof genre that the movies they were spoofing were themselves recycled until they squeaked?

30 Airplane! Moments To Prove That Good Humor Doesn't Age

Holy sh**, i've seen this movie maybe fifty times, but this is the first time i've realised the shelf! Prove that this is the movie with the most jokes per minute!

Company Creates Satirical T-Shirts That Intentionally Portray Men The Way Society Portrays Women (11 Pics)

The satirical "joke" dies very quickly, nothing new is done on each t-shirt. Pretty crap joke, just done to make money.

30 People Confess About Ordinary Things They Never Experienced

I see nothing wrong with this post.

Ordinary-Thing-Never-Tried-Done-Proud

I've never bought a lottery ticket.

30 Single-Panel Comics By 'Bogart Creek'

There are far more worse things than having a job.

30 Single-Panel Comics By 'Bogart Creek'

Man... a lot of these jokes were LAME. Like, I laugh at dad jokes sometimes but a lot of these were just plainly not clever.

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

It's clearly an alien, no need to ask.

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Turd Ferguson • upvoted 2 items 2 years ago

We Created A Fashion Collection Made Entirely Of Washed Up Trash Found On The Beach

Teehee!! I always check to see if any one else was thinking the same thing, this is the first time I was ever actually lucky enough to get to post it first :p well you know what they say, great minds think alike! ;p

35 Incredible Transformations That Show How Ordinary People Can Dramatically Improve Their Looks

Where's your Fedora?

Turd Ferguson • commented on a post 2 years ago

My 40 Comics That I Hope My Parents Will Never See

I don't usually make it through an entire comic post on BP, but I did on yours. I found your humor original and very clever. Well done!

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Turd Ferguson • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

22 Then & Now Pics That Show How The Heroes Of Famous Memes Have Changed

I always thought that was Cary Elwes.

Turd Ferguson • commented on a post 1 month ago

29 People Who Realized Famous Logos Are Not What They Always Thought They Were

I was born and raised in Atlanta and I can say that it has always been easier to see the Pac Man than the hawk.

Turd Ferguson • commented on a post 2 months ago

50 Of The Best Covid Vaccine Memes So Far

I thought that comment was pretty odd as well. I was wondering if it was just over my head.

Turd Ferguson • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

This Instagram Page Collects Incredible Examples Of Modern Design, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

Easy and obvious, but still hilarious.

This Instagram Page Collects Incredible Examples Of Modern Design, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

Thank you, you read my mind!

Turd Ferguson • commented on 12 posts 1 year ago

This Account Shows How Tabloids Objectify Women Celebs By Giving The Same Captions For Men (11 Pics)

Are men the ones writing those captions that objectify women?

30 People Share Iconic Stories Of Their Childhood That They're Notorious For

30 Airplane! Moments To Prove That Good Humor Doesn't Age

Me, too!

30 Airplane! Moments To Prove That Good Humor Doesn't Age

Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

30 People Confess About Ordinary Things They Never Experienced

I've been given them as gifts, but never purchased.

30 People Confess About Ordinary Things They Never Experienced

Here here.

30 People Confess About Ordinary Things They Never Experienced

I've watched the first few minutes of the first episode of WD, but neither of the others.

25 Universal Dad Sayings And Jokes That Dads Can't Resist

Guilty

30 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets And Garage Sales (New Pics)

It's that floating thing Luke used on the Millennium Falcon to train with the light saber.

30 Rare Photos That Reveal The Unseen Side Of Things

Looks like the Fortress of Solitude.

Funny Cats Sleeping In Weirdest Positions Ever

The contrast in colors is beautiful.

Turd Ferguson • commented on 3 posts 2 years ago

My 40 Comics That I Hope My Parents Will Never See

I don't usually make it through an entire comic post on BP, but I did on yours. I found your humor original and very clever. Well done!

50 Interesting Comparison Images That Will Give You A Different Perspective

No DNA test necessary.

50 Interesting Comparison Images That Will Give You A Different Perspective

I thought the same exact thing!

Turd Ferguson • upvoted an item 2 months ago

50 Of The Best Covid Vaccine Memes So Far

Rather a broad and unsubstantiated generalization, there, Sam. One can only wonder at the company you keep.

Turd Ferguson • upvoted 5 items 3 months ago

This Instagram Page Collects Incredible Examples Of Modern Design, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

so glad they added the diagram. i just couldn't figure it out on my own by looking at the actual item

This Instagram Page Collects Incredible Examples Of Modern Design, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

I love this design, but the unfinished plywood look just screams "Early American Meth Head"

This Instagram Page Collects Incredible Examples Of Modern Design, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

Boobs!

People

30 People On Reddit Share Things Teachers Told Them That Had A Significant Effect On Them

People On Social Media Point Out That The Bible Was Translated Wrong And Didn't Say Anything About Homosexuality

Turd Ferguson • upvoted an item 9 months ago

40 Times People Did Exactly What They Were Asked To But The Results Were Hilarious

Nail biter I'd assume

Turd Ferguson • upvoted 13 items 1 year ago

Real Estate Agent Posts 25 Of The Worst Home Design Finds By Her Fellow Agents

not my taste but not horrible

30 Times People Shared Their Weirdest Secondhand Finds

This one gives new meaning to "second hand".

30 People Share Iconic Stories Of Their Childhood That They're Notorious For

As a bonus, you didn't have to worry about him getting any one pregnant.

Guy Edits His Girl's Forehead To Look Bigger In Pics When She Makes Him Mad And It Goes Viral

Ridicule isn't ever necessary.

23 Travel Complaints That Measure The Limits Of Human Stupidity

This can't possibly be real, no one can actually be this stupid

30 Airplane! Moments To Prove That Good Humor Doesn't Age

Wasn't the whole point of this spoof genre that the movies they were spoofing were themselves recycled until they squeaked?

30 Airplane! Moments To Prove That Good Humor Doesn't Age

Holy sh**, i've seen this movie maybe fifty times, but this is the first time i've realised the shelf! Prove that this is the movie with the most jokes per minute!

Company Creates Satirical T-Shirts That Intentionally Portray Men The Way Society Portrays Women (11 Pics)

The satirical "joke" dies very quickly, nothing new is done on each t-shirt. Pretty crap joke, just done to make money.

30 People Confess About Ordinary Things They Never Experienced

I see nothing wrong with this post.

Ordinary-Thing-Never-Tried-Done-Proud

I've never bought a lottery ticket.

30 Single-Panel Comics By 'Bogart Creek'

There are far more worse things than having a job.

30 Single-Panel Comics By 'Bogart Creek'

Man... a lot of these jokes were LAME. Like, I laugh at dad jokes sometimes but a lot of these were just plainly not clever.

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

It's clearly an alien, no need to ask.

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