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Sebastian Melmoth • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

Like Jim Carrey coming out of the rhino butt or whatever in Ace Ventura

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

D’oh!

Sebastian Melmoth • commented on 10 posts 4 days ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Apparently, Tony Danza was Tupac’s prison pen pal. They wrote to each other and Danza gave him positive advice and such. They met up shortly before Tupac was killed.

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 50 Of The Worst (New Pics)

Don’t know if they have something like OSHA over there but that’s a hefty fine waiting to happen. Worked at a Walmart ages ago and they were fined over $10K for a blocked exit

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Apparently, Tony Danza was Tupac’s prison pen pal. They wrote to each other and Danza gave him positive advice and such. They met up shortly before Tupac was killed.

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 50 Of The Worst (New Pics)

Don’t know if they have something like OSHA over there but that’s a hefty fine waiting to happen. Worked at a Walmart ages ago and they were fined over $10K for a blocked exit

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 50 Of The Worst (New Pics)

He can kiss his banger and beans goodbye if that thing breaks, his sausage will be kabob’d by a shard of glass/plexiglass

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 50 Of The Worst (New Pics)

“You down with PPE, yeah you know me”

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 50 Of The Worst (New Pics)

Firehose was an awesome band…not to be confused with Firehouse, which wasn’t (at least in my opinion)

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Kinda feel like they should have written it all in black, a quick glance makes it seem as though it’s telling you Warning, go near the water

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

I imagine this is more of a dare than a warning for some bikers

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

They’re in hot fursuit

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Just a dabba yaba will do haha, whatever it is

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

I think I’d be more concerned with the knowledge a leopard may be skulking about than getting tackled by a deer carcass…although neither is good news

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Sebastian Melmoth • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

The customer who was strangled with a fuel hose for asking too many questions. It was a sight to behold!

30 Delusional And Completely Out-Of-Touch Things People Heard Others Say (New Answers)

studies show no political affiliation connection. Besides dumb people are on both sides, and both sides have their own conspiracies and myths they cling to. Just get out of your partisan bubble for once

Sebastian Melmoth • commented on 15 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Two dead found dead Filled full of lead One was named Michael The other was Ted Found by the river In a little shed Covered by blankets Stained deep red Their stereo was blasting Some Right Said Fred We think that was why They were shot in the head…

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Venom obviously eats there a lot

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Venom obviously eats there a lot

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Foot feel flip flap…sounds like the Swedish Chef Muppet talking

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

The Firth of Forth…

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Well, that explains a lot of the constant misunderstanding with outsourced IT help centers…

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

“Why are there white jellyfish all over the interior of your car?”

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

I dunno…once had a roommate who’d stink up the bathroom so bad I’d swear I could hear the smell too

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Beatles fan?

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

they-male and US Mail…

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Dudes, for some reason, 30 minutes before we wake up

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

May need to grab some KY to prevent starting a fire with all that friction

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Is this referring to produce section that contains the dual purpose long English cucumbers, zucchini, eggplant and other phallic veggies haha

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Lol, maybe it referring to their Latin lover, Jesus

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Wish I could doze off that easy…it’s difficult to achieve sleep in the comfort of my own home, no way I could do that in public. Must be nice to have that skill, my dad was trained to be able to sleep as soon as his head hit the pillow/whatever when he was in the Marines…I almost have to go through a ritual plus medication to get sleep, and I still wake up at least twice during the night

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

I wonder how many people rubbed one out to this guy not knowing who they really were haha

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Sebastian Melmoth • commented on 5 posts 3 weeks ago

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

Monotone like the comedian Steven Wright

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

I do this quite a bit as I cannot stand conflict so I tend to be cool with whatever. Kinda have a “meh” outlook I suppose

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

Monotone like the comedian Steven Wright

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

I do this quite a bit as I cannot stand conflict so I tend to be cool with whatever. Kinda have a “meh” outlook I suppose

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

Same. I’ve always been an overly emotional and hyper sensitive guy but as I entered my 40s I started to shut down quite a bit so as not to get so hurt. My family was always close (people thought it was cute that we always said “I love you” to each other when ending a call or whatever). Loved my parents to the point that I told myself that when my first parent passed that I would too so they wouldn’t go alone but then my dad died in 2017 but I didn’t want to do that to my mom, then she passed in 2020 and I couldn’t do that to my siblings…then I just shut down and refused to cry or even think about them as I couldn’t handle the memories. Not the healthiest thing but I was able to keep going. Probably need to address this but I keep putting it off as I feel so drained when I weep when think about loved ones who’ve passed on

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

I do the same, often I’m just having a one on one therapy session with myself questioning why I did something the way I did, if I should have handled a situation differently et cetera. I often wonder if it’s actually helping or hindering me

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

When standing in a slow moving queue or if I’m dissociating and staring off into the distance I often stand on one leg like I’m a flamingo or something…don’t know why, but I’ve done that since I was little

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Sebastian Melmoth • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

50 Designs That Are So Bad, It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

Thought maybe they placed the faceplate upside down but it looks like perfect cylinders…definitely a bad design

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

If they stab you with a pencil, do whatever you want coz it’s John Wick and you have no chance at survival…

50 Designs That Are So Bad, It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

Thought maybe they placed the faceplate upside down but it looks like perfect cylinders…definitely a bad design

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

If they stab you with a pencil, do whatever you want coz it’s John Wick and you have no chance at survival…

16-Year-Old Gets A List Of Rules From Her Boss On The First Day At Her Retail Job And Her Dad Is Outraged By It

I agree…many of those statements are totally true as harsh as it sounds…that said, it should be the parents who teach their kids this, not the boss in my opinion.

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Sebastian Melmoth • upvoted an item 1 month ago

16-Year-Old Gets A List Of Rules From Her Boss On The First Day At Her Retail Job And Her Dad Is Outraged By It

It’s not a great list — it is needlessly condescending — but many of the basic points are not off. If my daughter received a list like this, I wouldn’t be “furious” about it, but I would talk through with her where it is right and where it is off.

Sebastian Melmoth • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs

These types are the “fashion over function” types of designers…more concerned over something being pretty than functional. It goes without saying that appearance is important but looks should not be the primary goal in the majority of situations

50 Times Restaurant Workers Spilled Industry Secrets In This Online Group (New Pics)

Agreed. That is the worst…during a rush, so much flour and grease ends up on the floor around the fry station and gets tracked everywhere. We used to throw cardboard and/or toss a crap ton of salt on the floor just to get traction. Everyone’s shoes would basically have an inch of caked on dough around the soles.

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Sebastian Melmoth • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

Like Jim Carrey coming out of the rhino butt or whatever in Ace Ventura

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

D’oh!

Sebastian Melmoth • commented on 10 posts 4 days ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Apparently, Tony Danza was Tupac’s prison pen pal. They wrote to each other and Danza gave him positive advice and such. They met up shortly before Tupac was killed.

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 50 Of The Worst (New Pics)

Don’t know if they have something like OSHA over there but that’s a hefty fine waiting to happen. Worked at a Walmart ages ago and they were fined over $10K for a blocked exit

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 50 Of The Worst (New Pics)

He can kiss his banger and beans goodbye if that thing breaks, his sausage will be kabob’d by a shard of glass/plexiglass

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 50 Of The Worst (New Pics)

“You down with PPE, yeah you know me”

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 50 Of The Worst (New Pics)

Firehose was an awesome band…not to be confused with Firehouse, which wasn’t (at least in my opinion)

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Kinda feel like they should have written it all in black, a quick glance makes it seem as though it’s telling you Warning, go near the water

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

I imagine this is more of a dare than a warning for some bikers

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

They’re in hot fursuit

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Just a dabba yaba will do haha, whatever it is

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

I think I’d be more concerned with the knowledge a leopard may be skulking about than getting tackled by a deer carcass…although neither is good news

Sebastian Melmoth • commented on 8 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Venom obviously eats there a lot

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Foot feel flip flap…sounds like the Swedish Chef Muppet talking

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

The Firth of Forth…

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Well, that explains a lot of the constant misunderstanding with outsourced IT help centers…

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

“Why are there white jellyfish all over the interior of your car?”

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

I dunno…once had a roommate who’d stink up the bathroom so bad I’d swear I could hear the smell too

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Beatles fan?

Sebastian Melmoth • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

30 Delusional And Completely Out-Of-Touch Things People Heard Others Say (New Answers)

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

The customer who was strangled with a fuel hose for asking too many questions. It was a sight to behold!

Sebastian Melmoth • upvoted an item 1 month ago

16-Year-Old Gets A List Of Rules From Her Boss On The First Day At Her Retail Job And Her Dad Is Outraged By It

Sebastian Melmoth • upvoted an item 2 months ago

50 Times Restaurant Workers Spilled Industry Secrets In This Online Group (New Pics)

That water!

Sebastian Melmoth • upvoted 11 items 3 months ago

This Online Group Is All About Fails That Fit Under The ‘You Had One Job’ Phrase (50 New Pics)

Without a straw, like an adult

This Online Group Is All About Fails That Fit Under The ‘You Had One Job’ Phrase (50 New Pics)

Pizza and parkour doesn't mix

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 30 Times People Didn't Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were

Mothdick ?

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

Stop calling things "dangerous" that you don't understand! The top bit is metal so that it IS safe

"Bored Panda Best Comment Awards": 50 Funny Times The Comments Made Our Posts So Much Better (New Pics)

Quick, someone get a flame thrower! -> POPCORN!

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This Twitter Page Collects The Most ‘Cursed’ Images Online, Here Are 50 Of The Best

Why does anyone want to waste so much bread for a photo?

This Twitter Page Collects The Most ‘Cursed’ Images Online, Here Are 50 Of The Best

Why? Why?

Sebastian Melmoth • upvoted 2 items 4 months ago

Karen Confuses The Restaurant Owner With A Waiter, Treats Him Like Garbage, Ends The Night With An Unexpected $4k Bill

Did the constant use of there instead of their or they're grate on anyone elses nerves?

40 People Who've Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The 'Cringetopia' Online Group (New Pics)

guys can we just see funny things without it all turning to politics?? please?????

Sebastian Melmoth • upvoted 3 items 5 months ago

People Couldn’t Resist Taking Photos Of These 41 Most Ridiculous Car Stickers And Sharing Them In This Online Group

By him using "Mask" rather than "masks" one must give him the benefit of the doubt and wonder if he's into BDSM.

People Couldn’t Resist Taking Photos Of These 41 Most Ridiculous Car Stickers And Sharing Them In This Online Group

Keep America great? Because it was great when trump was president?

Lawyers In This Online Group Are Sharing The Moments They Knew People Had Messed Up Big Time (30 Stories)

I will never understand how you can be done for speeding in the US based on the guess/estimate of a policeman. My country is covered in speed cameras, when you get done the evidence is clear.

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