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ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

Thanks for clearing that up I didn't understand on the original post

“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

*unlive

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • upvoted an item 2 days ago

50 Times Parents Acted So Wholesome They Made Their Kid's Day (New Pics)

I don't know if this is appropriate to say here, but I want to tell people about my mother. I was born in Ukraine in 1988. My mother was in car accident and a doctor came to wreck to try and save her. He tell her he can help her but she will lose her baby (me). She use all her strength to fight him from saving herself and make him save me instead. I don't remember my mother but she is my hero. I hope she has a special place in heaven.

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • upvoted 5 items 3 days ago

“You Eat Them Raw?”: 30 Shocking And Surprising Lifestyle Differences People Learned About After Visiting Someone Else’s Home

I had very few rules growing up but I was very good because I didn't want to disappoint my single mom. She was going through hell so I did my best be good.

People Share 40 Things That Are True But That No One Wants To Hear

Some are even left

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ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Or do bi-polar people tend to get better academic results?

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

MY PANTS!

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

35 Modern Home Design Trends People Simply Can’t Stand Anymore

Spam another site you twat

50 Hilarious Pics Of People Doing Exactly What They Were Asked To Do (New Pics)

is it... upside down?

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

50 Hilarious Pics Of People Doing Exactly What They Were Asked To Do (New Pics)

is it... upside down?

50 Hilarious Pics Of People Doing Exactly What They Were Asked To Do (New Pics)

replying so people can see it

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

"Name One Thing In Your Industry That The General Public Would Be Shocked To Know" (35 Answers)

Sign me up! (Do you get paid to watch me do that?)

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

... that's what she said. (Sorry I had to)

"Name One Thing In Your Industry That The General Public Would Be Shocked To Know" (35 Answers)

Sign me up! (Do you get paid to watch me do that?)

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

... that's what she said. (Sorry I had to)

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

I wonder if there is the term "Lebensraum" going around in Russia....

50 Times People Were So Appalled By "Shrinkflation", They Just Had To Share The Proof Online

Why isn’t my waistline shrinking like all these packages?!? 😄

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ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • upvoted 19 items 1 week ago

“What Is A Little-Known Fact That Can Save You From A Life-Threatening Situation?” (30 Answers)

thats my motto

“What Is A Little-Known Fact That Can Save You From A Life-Threatening Situation?” (30 Answers)

Darwinism ;o

“What Is A Little-Known Fact That Can Save You From A Life-Threatening Situation?” (30 Answers)

thats my motto

“What Is A Little-Known Fact That Can Save You From A Life-Threatening Situation?” (30 Answers)

Darwinism ;o

Family Gets Calls From Radio Listeners, Dad Promises Them Cars As Prizes After The Radio Station Refuses To Change The Way They Say Their Number

The OP is fine but a lot of the additional stories are punishing wrong numbers for no reason.

“What Is A Little-Known Fact That Can Save You From A Life-Threatening Situation?” (30 Answers)

My favourite kind of people. I don't have to outrun the bees then, just you.

40 British Memes And Posts That Perfectly Describe The People Who Live There

I saw some yesterday and realised how long it had been!

40 British Memes And Posts That Perfectly Describe The People Who Live There

I was disappointed when I found out it goes to Britain.

“What Is A Little-Known Fact That Can Save You From A Life-Threatening Situation?” (30 Answers)

Just don't jog, unless it's to the fridge.

"Ironically Funny And Wholesome": 50 Of The Best Wins From Guys Posted On This Twitter Page (New Pics)

that's GENIUS!

"Ironically Funny And Wholesome": 50 Of The Best Wins From Guys Posted On This Twitter Page (New Pics)

that kid rocks ;)

Delightful-News-Ig

40 Times People Encountered Someone So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It In This Online Group

Not any more, but I just happen to have some extra "olive" oil, want some? ; )

Celebrities, Good News

Mother Promised Her Nonverbal Son A Meeting With John Cena If They Left Ukraine, Now John Has Made Her Promise Come True

40 Times People Encountered Someone So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It In This Online Group

The denser you are, the more likely you believe the Earth is flat.

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

thank you, I was reading from my 2019 book!

40 Times People Encountered Someone So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It In This Online Group

But do they like treading on insects? Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant. Dead ant dead annnnnnt. Dead ant.

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship

No its estrogen and testosterone which are the male and female hormones that make us different, not society. Edit: testosterone is male, estrogen is female

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship

I always tell the younger women "Hang on honey, live long enough and the horrible periods stop. And it's WONDERFUL. Totally worth the tradeoff of creaky joints and saggy skin. Totally."

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship

But most of these posts contradict this statement.

50 Genius People Who Beat The System By Following The Rules (New Pics)

I use a knife like everyone else.

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ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

40 British Memes And Posts That Perfectly Describe The People Who Live There

I saw some yesterday and realised how long it had been!

"Ironically Funny And Wholesome": 50 Of The Best Wins From Guys Posted On This Twitter Page (New Pics)

that's GENIUS!

40 British Memes And Posts That Perfectly Describe The People Who Live There

I saw some yesterday and realised how long it had been!

"Ironically Funny And Wholesome": 50 Of The Best Wins From Guys Posted On This Twitter Page (New Pics)

that's GENIUS!

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

thank you, I was reading from my 2019 book!

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ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Type In “I Am” And Let Auto Fill Do The Rest (Closed)

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, Draw The Same Picture With Your Dominant And Non-Dominant Hand (Closed)

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • submitted 5 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Near-Death Experience? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Food Combination You've Ever Tried? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Useless Object? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Unpopular Opinion? (Closed)

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

50 Hilarious Pics Of People Doing Exactly What They Were Asked To Do (New Pics)

is it... upside down?

50 Hilarious Pics Of People Doing Exactly What They Were Asked To Do (New Pics)

replying so people can see it

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

40 British Memes And Posts That Perfectly Describe The People Who Live There

I saw some yesterday and realised how long it had been!

"Ironically Funny And Wholesome": 50 Of The Best Wins From Guys Posted On This Twitter Page (New Pics)

that's GENIUS!

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

thank you, I was reading from my 2019 book!

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

The name of the above woman was Valentina Vassilyev. Also, the word record for most children in one birth is 8; six boys and two girls. Nadya Suleman gave birth 9 weeks premature and all the children survived

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

what's Bud light?

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

the world record is three generations of parent-child but the grandmother in this case was adopted and so her parents' birthdays remain unknown. This may be a little out of date as I read it a couple of years ago

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

I know that more men are born that women and women live longer (on average) and so my guess would be that the number of women living longer does not equal the difference between the two at birth. Hope this helps, I'm not entirely sure myself!

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

Artist Makes One-Panel Comics Filled With Absurd Situations And Silly Humor (50 Pics)

he IGNORed the instructions!

Artist Makes One-Panel Comics Filled With Absurd Situations And Silly Humor (50 Pics)

hail, Caesar as in hail from the sky denting his chariots

40 Pet Owners Share The Most Ridiculous Reason They Had To Bring Their Pet To The Vet

$8000?!

"Dirty Little Secrets" That Companies Hide From The Public Get Revealed By These 35 Ex-Employees Online

I love veritasium videos!

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

40 Times People Failed To Understand Instructions And It Resulted In Hilarious Mishaps

Google translate says it means 'the same is written in Arabic'

50 Times "The Weird Side Of Tumblr" Didn't Disappoint

it's with a k though :(

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • commented on 5 posts 1 month ago

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

that's awesome and I'd love to see it!

Funny And Quirky Comics By Hannah Hillam That Capture Her Daily Life Struggles (30 New Pics)

I like your profile picture

40 Times People Spotted Such Hilarious And Absurd Signs, They Had To Share Them On This Facebook Group

replying for the sake of there being a reply ;)

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

at your own peril

30 "Unfun" Facts People Have Learned Recently That Are Both Fascinating And Terrifying

good luck

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

Thanks for clearing that up I didn't understand on the original post

“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

*unlive

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • upvoted 5 items 2 days ago

50 Times Parents Acted So Wholesome They Made Their Kid's Day (New Pics)

People Share 40 Things That Are True But That No One Wants To Hear

can you stop commenting your insecurities everywhere on this site? also, wtf does "yeap" mean?

People Share 40 Things That Are True But That No One Wants To Hear

Nah it's clearly super bright neon green

People Share 40 Things That Are True But That No One Wants To Hear

Some are even left

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • upvoted an item 3 days ago

“You Eat Them Raw?”: 30 Shocking And Surprising Lifestyle Differences People Learned About After Visiting Someone Else’s Home

I had very few rules growing up but I was very good because I didn't want to disappoint my single mom. She was going through hell so I did my best be good.

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Or do bi-polar people tend to get better academic results?

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

MY PANTS!

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • upvoted 4 items 6 days ago

35 Modern Home Design Trends People Simply Can’t Stand Anymore

Spam another site you twat

50 Times People Were So Appalled By "Shrinkflation", They Just Had To Share The Proof Online

Why isn’t my waistline shrinking like all these packages?!? 😄

"Name One Thing In Your Industry That The General Public Would Be Shocked To Know" (35 Answers)

Sign me up! (Do you get paid to watch me do that?)

50 Hilarious Pics Of People Doing Exactly What They Were Asked To Do (New Pics)

is it... upside down?

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

Delightful-News-Ig

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

I wonder if there is the term "Lebensraum" going around in Russia....

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

... that's what she said. (Sorry I had to)

ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

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Mother Promised Her Nonverbal Son A Meeting With John Cena If They Left Ukraine, Now John Has Made Her Promise Come True

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How to scare off kidnappers 101:

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