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Kathryn Baylis • commented on a post 3 hours ago

40 Times Weddings Were So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Page

Miss Havisham finally got married?

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40 Times Weddings Were So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Page

Miss Havisham finally got married?

Kathryn Baylis • upvoted 19 items 2 days ago

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Same way you could become an ordained minister. Looking through the ads in the back of Rolling Stone—-the old Rolling Stone, back when it was printed on newsprint and was a really good magazine. Once it sold out and went glossy, it turned to s**t.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

If I ever had the occasion to pull something out of my husband’s urethra or a*s, I would most certainly mention it to him. Like What the F**K is this?!

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

If I ever had the occasion to pull something out of my husband’s urethra or a*s, I would most certainly mention it to him. Like What the F**K is this?!

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Please don’t forget to use /s when you’re kidding. You ARE kidding, I hope.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

And probably wasn’t potty trained—-hell, let’s call it housebroken—-until he was 30.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

This is silly. Back in the eighties, I had friends—-men—-who lifted weights. They swore by Midol for relieving pain from strained muscles, and were not at all ashamed to admit it.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Hopefully their mother was around to put things right and tell them their father is an idiot so don’t listen to him.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

I think elephants are pregnant nearly two years. Update: Looked it up and I’m right. Elephant pregnancies last 22 months.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Men, please start equating a woman’s use of tampons with her being as far from even thinking about sex, much less climaxing, as she could possibly get. Believe me, when you’re achy, doubled over with bad cramps, and suffering from a prolonged splitting headache while on your period, you’re only thinking about chocolate and ibuprofen. Anything even remotely sexual is the farthest thing from your mind.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

OK, Buddy. You never said a word about men not “having all that sex”, so I assume you meant that men still would. OK. So, if all the women just stopped “having all that sex”, exactly WHO—-or should I say WHAT—-will all the men be turning to as an alternative? I’m waiting to hear your answer.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Which was also looooooong before the concept of both leisure time and the weekend became popular among the working class.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Feminism? Wow, he’s REALLY clueless. He’s probably also a republican senator now.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

My mother started at nearly 14. I’m 61, and I started when I was 12. I understand that we now have some girls starting when they’re 10. So 5th grade isn’t really a bad guess anymore.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

How long ago was this? I’m 61, and the first sex ed class I was ever in was in 5th grade, which was back in 1970-1971, so if he’s younger than me, he can’t claim he was never taught anything about it. Of course, teaching that subject in elementary school was relatively new back then. I remember the (female) teachers giggling a lot. The class also left me wondering how sperm manages to get through pajamas. The next year they sent the girls to the auditorium to watch “the movie”. I remember some boys kept trying to get in. You should’ve seen the faces on the (female) teachers, who were practically slamming the doors on their hands. A week later, the boys were sent to the auditorium for their version of “the movie”.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

He confused you with a car, and tampons with motor oil.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

And exactly HOW was he supposed to manage that feat?

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

There were plenty of months I can think of where I would’ve LOVED having that power.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Maybe she did.

30 Creepy, Unexplainable And Bizarre Things That Happened To People When They Were Alone, As Shared In This Online Group

I remember being home by myself, as my husband wasn’t due home for another hour, and on the phone upstairs to take a conference call where it was quieter. I swear to you I heard his very familiar footsteps come up the steps, like he just got home and was coming up to change out of his work clothes. I muted my phone and hollered hello and that I was on a conference call. I expected him to get to the top of the stairs, but he never did. The call ended, and I went looking for him. His work truck was not in the driveway. He actually came home about half an hour later. Whose footsteps did I hear?

30 Creepy, Unexplainable And Bizarre Things That Happened To People When They Were Alone, As Shared In This Online Group

Your sister’s footsteps were probably echoing in the hallway, which is why they kept exact pace with her.

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Kathryn Baylis • commented on 19 posts 2 days ago

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

If I ever had the occasion to pull something out of my husband’s urethra or a*s, I would most certainly mention it to him. Like What the F**K is this?!

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

If I ever had the occasion to pull something out of my husband’s urethra or a*s, I would most certainly mention it to him. Like What the F**K is this?!

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Please don’t forget to use /s when you’re kidding. You ARE kidding, I hope.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

And probably wasn’t potty trained—-hell, let’s call it housebroken—-until he was 30.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

This is silly. Back in the eighties, I had friends—-men—-who lifted weights. They swore by Midol for relieving pain from strained muscles, and were not at all ashamed to admit it.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Hopefully their mother was around to put things right and tell them their father is an idiot so don’t listen to him.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

I think elephants are pregnant nearly two years. Update: Looked it up and I’m right. Elephant pregnancies last 22 months.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Which was also looooooong before the concept of both leisure time and the weekend became popular among the working class.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Feminism? Wow, he’s REALLY clueless. He’s probably also a republican senator now.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

My mother started at nearly 14. I’m 61, and I started when I was 12. I understand that we now have some girls starting when they’re 10. So 5th grade isn’t really a bad guess anymore.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

He confused you with a car, and tampons with motor oil.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

And exactly HOW was he supposed to manage that feat?

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

There were plenty of months I can think of where I would’ve LOVED having that power.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Maybe she did.

30 Creepy, Unexplainable And Bizarre Things That Happened To People When They Were Alone, As Shared In This Online Group

Your sister’s footsteps were probably echoing in the hallway, which is why they kept exact pace with her.

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Kathryn Baylis • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Picture You’ve Taken Of An Animal? (Closed)

Kathryn Baylis • commented on a post 3 hours ago

40 Times Weddings Were So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Page

Miss Havisham finally got married?

Kathryn Baylis • commented on 19 posts 2 days ago

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

If I ever had the occasion to pull something out of my husband’s urethra or a*s, I would most certainly mention it to him. Like What the F**K is this?!

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Please don’t forget to use /s when you’re kidding. You ARE kidding, I hope.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

And probably wasn’t potty trained—-hell, let’s call it housebroken—-until he was 30.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

This is silly. Back in the eighties, I had friends—-men—-who lifted weights. They swore by Midol for relieving pain from strained muscles, and were not at all ashamed to admit it.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Hopefully their mother was around to put things right and tell them their father is an idiot so don’t listen to him.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

I think elephants are pregnant nearly two years. Update: Looked it up and I’m right. Elephant pregnancies last 22 months.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Which was also looooooong before the concept of both leisure time and the weekend became popular among the working class.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Feminism? Wow, he’s REALLY clueless. He’s probably also a republican senator now.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

My mother started at nearly 14. I’m 61, and I started when I was 12. I understand that we now have some girls starting when they’re 10. So 5th grade isn’t really a bad guess anymore.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

He confused you with a car, and tampons with motor oil.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

And exactly HOW was he supposed to manage that feat?

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

There were plenty of months I can think of where I would’ve LOVED having that power.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Maybe she did.

30 Creepy, Unexplainable And Bizarre Things That Happened To People When They Were Alone, As Shared In This Online Group

Your sister’s footsteps were probably echoing in the hallway, which is why they kept exact pace with her.

Kathryn Baylis • upvoted 2 items 6 hours ago

40 Times Weddings Were So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Page

Miss Havisham finally got married?

30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do

How about let's expand that to "do not approach any wild animals". I don't care how many times you've seen a Disney movie... wild animals bite and claw... they don't sing and dance.

Kathryn Baylis • upvoted 18 items 2 days ago

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

If I ever had the occasion to pull something out of my husband’s urethra or a*s, I would most certainly mention it to him. Like What the F**K is this?!

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

RIGHT! Like..... wouldn't you at least ask and be curious about something like this... not just like.... remove it

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Please don’t forget to use /s when you’re kidding. You ARE kidding, I hope.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

And probably wasn’t potty trained—-hell, let’s call it housebroken—-until he was 30.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

This is silly. Back in the eighties, I had friends—-men—-who lifted weights. They swore by Midol for relieving pain from strained muscles, and were not at all ashamed to admit it.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Hopefully their mother was around to put things right and tell them their father is an idiot so don’t listen to him.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

I think elephants are pregnant nearly two years. Update: Looked it up and I’m right. Elephant pregnancies last 22 months.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Which was also looooooong before the concept of both leisure time and the weekend became popular among the working class.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Feminism? Wow, he’s REALLY clueless. He’s probably also a republican senator now.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

My mother started at nearly 14. I’m 61, and I started when I was 12. I understand that we now have some girls starting when they’re 10. So 5th grade isn’t really a bad guess anymore.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

He confused you with a car, and tampons with motor oil.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

And exactly HOW was he supposed to manage that feat?

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

There were plenty of months I can think of where I would’ve LOVED having that power.

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Maybe she did.

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