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When I get out of bed in the morning, Im always super exited to go to the Gym. Then I remember I dont like going to the gym - I dont like getting out of bed ... but I do love Wine!

I will make your heaven Hell, and my Hell heaven!

My friends are the Best, I love them truly - and I also love Wine!

Married with 6 kiddos. And now you are probably saying : dang, She must be super busy and it must be so hard;; - but its really not, cuz hes a super sweetheart and hes really not that big trouble...Thats why I married him :o))

Im Danish. In Denmark you can buy Wine at the age of 16, and THAT is why WE are the happiest country in the World!

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Danish Dynomummy • commented on a post 21 hours ago

50 Random Facts That Sound Strange But Are True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

Same i Denmark :0)

Danish Dynomummy • commented on 5 posts 4 days ago

50 ‘Mental Headlines’ That Made People Wonder What The Hell Happened There (New Pics)

I cannot unsee this now

50 ‘Mental Headlines’ That Made People Wonder What The Hell Happened There (New Pics)

People are weird

50 ‘Mental Headlines’ That Made People Wonder What The Hell Happened There (New Pics)

First AND last day

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Danish Dynomummy • submitted a list addition 1 week ago

Hey Pandas,post Eh Most Heartwarming Pics Of Your Pets

Danish Dynomummy • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Real-Life Photos That Look More Like A Video Game Or A Movie Set Than Reality (New Pics)

Yaii, fellow Dane

Danish Dynomummy • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

103 Mom Tweets That Might Make Your Day

Oh you should totally make a sequal about the 15 cups they use everyday

Danish Dynomummy • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To “Mildly Interesting” Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

Oh happy boi

Danish Dynomummy • commented on 2 posts 4 weeks ago

“This Is My Life Now”: 50 Hilarious Pics Of Humans And Animals Coming To Terms With Unexpected Situations (New Pics)

We are still talking the dog right. Not the people. Just...asking for a friend lol

“This Is My Life Now”: 50 Hilarious Pics Of Humans And Animals Coming To Terms With Unexpected Situations (New Pics)

My cat does that when I feed the chickens. Just Lil Oreo trying to blend in among our 15 chicks lol

Danish Dynomummy • commented on 12 posts 1 month ago

"Did You Know?": 30 Interesting Facts About The World You Probably Didn't Learn At School

Green eyes and AB negative here

50 Hilarious Cat Names That Crack Vets Up Every Time

I once had a cat who lived to be 17. Her name got worse by the years... Rip Moldie P**n

"Did You Know?": 30 Interesting Facts About The World You Probably Didn't Learn At School

Green eyes and AB negative here

50 Hilarious Cat Names That Crack Vets Up Every Time

I once had a cat who lived to be 17. Her name got worse by the years... Rip Moldie P**n

This Instagram Page Is Sharing “Antisocial Memes”, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

I do this more often than I like to admit

40 Gems From Facebook Marketplace That Prove Just How Much Garbage People Try To Sell You (New Pics)

Yeah youre right, meant dkr

40 Gems From Facebook Marketplace That Prove Just How Much Garbage People Try To Sell You (New Pics)

From new, that is ;)

40 Gems From Facebook Marketplace That Prove Just How Much Garbage People Try To Sell You (New Pics)

First of, 100 dkr is like 15 dollars. Second, the Bowl costs like a s**t ton ($700 or so)...

40 Gems From Facebook Marketplace That Prove Just How Much Garbage People Try To Sell You (New Pics)

Thats bullocks

40 Gems From Facebook Marketplace That Prove Just How Much Garbage People Try To Sell You (New Pics)

I guess someone is not taking losing well lol

40 Gems From Facebook Marketplace That Prove Just How Much Garbage People Try To Sell You (New Pics)

I have sooo many questions...

50 Pics Of ‘Accidental Masterpieces’ That Happened With No Intention To Make Art (New Pics)

But...is the cup half full or half empty?

50 Moments When Great Taste And Great Execution Combined To Create Something Exceptional

Its in Denmark ;)

30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone

Both me and my ex has Dark Brown hair and Dark Brown eyes. Our Boys has blonde hair and green eyes and red hair and blue eyes. My now husband has blonde hair and Grey eyes and our kids all have Brown hair and Brown eyes.

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Danish Dynomummy • upvoted an item 1 month ago

30 Screenshots Of Roommates From Hell Showing Their True Colors

If I were a pretty female, I'd show up, look at him, and simply say I can't live with a two. I'm outa here!

Danish Dynomummy • commented on a post 2 months ago

50 Hilarious Memes For People To Relate To, As Shared By This Account With 4.1M Followers

Fuckine fu*ker... omg!

Danish Dynomummy • commented on 7 posts 4 months ago

I Used Artificial Intelligence To See How Some Celebrities Would Look If They Lived In Our Times Instead Of Theirs (17 Pics)

I see Anna Paquin

“Instagram Reality”: 50 Times People Fooled No One With Their Fake Pics Online (New Pics)

Well, I cant unsee it

I Used Artificial Intelligence To See How Some Celebrities Would Look If They Lived In Our Times Instead Of Theirs (17 Pics)

I see Anna Paquin

“Instagram Reality”: 50 Times People Fooled No One With Their Fake Pics Online (New Pics)

Well, I cant unsee it

50 Funny And Chaotic Tweets And Pics Shared By This Instagram Account

I knock on it lol

50 Funny And Chaotic Tweets And Pics Shared By This Instagram Account

Okay, this is brilliant!

50 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Facebook Group

This would be okay, if the drawing was done by their kid

40 Examples Of People Having The Worst Birthdays Ever, As Shared In This Online Thread

No one remembered my birthday this year and I Also had to spend it in the emergency room with my 12 y/o. I randomly told my husband the next day that that was the worst Way to celebrate my 39th...He was soooo embarrassed!

"Get A New Perspective On The World Every Day": 35 Unusual Maps That Might Change How You See The World

You're welcome

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Danish Dynomummy • commented on 6 posts 5 months ago

50 Pics Without Context That Get Weirder And Weirder The Longer You Look At Them, As Shared On This Online Group (New Pics)

Hello there cute Lil snek

30 Acting Roles That You May Not Know Now-Famous Actors Had Because They Weren’t Celebrities Yet (Part 2)

I loved her in Bugsy Malone and freaky friday (both 76)

50 Pics Without Context That Get Weirder And Weirder The Longer You Look At Them, As Shared On This Online Group (New Pics)

Hello there cute Lil snek

30 Acting Roles That You May Not Know Now-Famous Actors Had Because They Weren’t Celebrities Yet (Part 2)

I loved her in Bugsy Malone and freaky friday (both 76)

69 Of The Most Fascinating Crocodile Facts

Would be great if humans had that

45 Hilariously Painful "I Used To Think" Moments People Shared For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

I had a friend in School who got a summer job at a greenhouse as a teenager. His job was to pluck tomatoes. Got fired within days cuz as it turns out He cant see the difference between red and green lol

41 Of The Funniest Photos Of People And Animals Sitting Under Pics That Resemble Them, As Shared By This Online Group

Hi Back, I'm Mom (ok I'll seek my self out)

‘Somewhere I Would Like To Live’: 50 Awesome Places And Homes Around The World That Actually Exist (New Pics)

This is where they film Paradise Hotel, right? (The scandivian editions)

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Danish Dynomummy • upvoted an item 5 months ago

"The Whole Place Smelled Like Hot Garbage": 50 People Reveal The Biggest Culture Shock They’ve Ever Encountered

"Chocolate" and "Beware" are two words that have absolutely nothing to do with each other. Nothing!

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Danish Dynomummy • submitted a list addition 1 week ago

Hey Pandas,post Eh Most Heartwarming Pics Of Your Pets

Danish Dynomummy • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Best Present You’ve Ever Received?

Danish Dynomummy • submitted a list addition 12 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Must-See Attraction In Your Hometown? (Closed)

Danish Dynomummy • submitted 3 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're From Your Country Without Telling Me You're From Your Country (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Word Or A Phrase You Can’t Stop Saying (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The 5th Image In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

Danish Dynomummy • commented on a post 21 hours ago

50 Random Facts That Sound Strange But Are True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

Same i Denmark :0)

Danish Dynomummy • commented on 5 posts 4 days ago

45 Ironic Memes To Roast Western Europe, As Shared On "2 Western Europe 4U"

Fodbold in danish (football)

45 Ironic Memes To Roast Western Europe, As Shared On "2 Western Europe 4U"

Yaii, go Denmark

50 ‘Mental Headlines’ That Made People Wonder What The Hell Happened There (New Pics)

I cannot unsee this now

50 ‘Mental Headlines’ That Made People Wonder What The Hell Happened There (New Pics)

People are weird

50 ‘Mental Headlines’ That Made People Wonder What The Hell Happened There (New Pics)

First AND last day

Danish Dynomummy • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Real-Life Photos That Look More Like A Video Game Or A Movie Set Than Reality (New Pics)

Yaii, fellow Dane

Danish Dynomummy • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

103 Mom Tweets That Might Make Your Day

Oh you should totally make a sequal about the 15 cups they use everyday

Danish Dynomummy • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To “Mildly Interesting” Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

Oh happy boi

Danish Dynomummy • commented on 2 posts 4 weeks ago

“This Is My Life Now”: 50 Hilarious Pics Of Humans And Animals Coming To Terms With Unexpected Situations (New Pics)

We are still talking the dog right. Not the people. Just...asking for a friend lol

“This Is My Life Now”: 50 Hilarious Pics Of Humans And Animals Coming To Terms With Unexpected Situations (New Pics)

My cat does that when I feed the chickens. Just Lil Oreo trying to blend in among our 15 chicks lol

Danish Dynomummy • commented on 9 posts 1 month ago

"Did You Know?": 30 Interesting Facts About The World You Probably Didn't Learn At School

Green eyes and AB negative here

50 Hilarious Cat Names That Crack Vets Up Every Time

I once had a cat who lived to be 17. Her name got worse by the years... Rip Moldie P**n

This Instagram Page Is Sharing “Antisocial Memes”, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

I do this more often than I like to admit

40 Gems From Facebook Marketplace That Prove Just How Much Garbage People Try To Sell You (New Pics)

Yeah youre right, meant dkr

40 Gems From Facebook Marketplace That Prove Just How Much Garbage People Try To Sell You (New Pics)

From new, that is ;)

40 Gems From Facebook Marketplace That Prove Just How Much Garbage People Try To Sell You (New Pics)

First of, 100 dkr is like 15 dollars. Second, the Bowl costs like a s**t ton ($700 or so)...

40 Gems From Facebook Marketplace That Prove Just How Much Garbage People Try To Sell You (New Pics)

Thats bullocks

40 Gems From Facebook Marketplace That Prove Just How Much Garbage People Try To Sell You (New Pics)

I guess someone is not taking losing well lol

40 Gems From Facebook Marketplace That Prove Just How Much Garbage People Try To Sell You (New Pics)

I have sooo many questions...

Danish Dynomummy • upvoted an item 1 month ago

30 Screenshots Of Roommates From Hell Showing Their True Colors

If I were a pretty female, I'd show up, look at him, and simply say I can't live with a two. I'm outa here!

Danish Dynomummy • upvoted 2 items 5 months ago

"The Whole Place Smelled Like Hot Garbage": 50 People Reveal The Biggest Culture Shock They’ve Ever Encountered

"Chocolate" and "Beware" are two words that have absolutely nothing to do with each other. Nothing!

“Meanwhile, In Canada”: 50 Photos That Perfectly Sum Up Canada (New Pics)

Very uneducated comment

Danish Dynomummy • upvoted 7 items 6 months ago

30 Surprising Laws From All Around The World That Might Sound Fake But Are Actually True

Same in my house! LOL!

“My Husband Blew Up At Me”: Woman Wonders If She’s Wrong To Have Called The Police On Her Stepson, Who Stole Her Daughter’s Car

Not enough context on this one to tell if she is an ahole (son is still a d**k for taking it though). Why did they buy a car for her biological child, when her step son didn't get one. It was something like for her 17th birthday, and he had no interest in a car when he was turning 17, fair enough. But if this was a story from a husband talking about how his wife never treated his son in the same way as her own child, and when his son turned 17 they had told him if he wanted a car he had to get a job and get one himself, but then his wife went out and bought one for her biological child, I'm sure the comments would have been full of people saying how toxic she is and how he should divorce her.

“What Is Acceptable Today That You Think Won’t Be Acceptable 100 Years From Now?”: 35 Predictions Shared By Our Community

I sure hope not.

“What Is Acceptable Today That You Think Won’t Be Acceptable 100 Years From Now?”: 35 Predictions Shared By Our Community

Don't eat pork sushi and you will be fine.

“What Is Acceptable Today That You Think Won’t Be Acceptable 100 Years From Now?”: 35 Predictions Shared By Our Community

Nooo. It is mostly everywhere except Europe, Canada, Australia, Japan...

30 Wise Old Sayings That Have Totally Lost Their Meaning In The Contemporary World, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

Well, that would make the phrase completely true then.

50 Of The Funniest Tweets From Parents Who Were Just Trying To Get Through August

Better get used to it early

Danish Dynomummy • upvoted 5 items 7 months ago

A Relative Turned Out To Be A Half-Sister And Niece

50 Times People Took A DNA Test And Found Out More Than They Wanted To

What in the Jerry Springer did I just read? 😳😫🤯

Wild-Tiktoks-Screenshots

"Hostile Design": This Twitter Account Is Sharing 35 Sad And Infuriating Examples Of Design Against Humanity

Bikers always finds a Way around

Hey Pandas, Tell Me You Have Kids Without Telling Me You Have Kids

I have a granddaughter

Danish Dynomummy • upvoted an item 8 months ago

50 Random Facts That Sound Super Weird But Are Totally True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

What can I say? We really like English speaking countries! 🤷‍♂️ /j

Danish Dynomummy • upvoted 4 items 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, eggs"... I thought that was an unnecessary comma and then it hit me...

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

I'm reading a horror book in Braille... Something's about to happen... I can feel it!

40 Times People Encountered Someone So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It In This Online Group

Well, too many still refer to Denmark as the Capital of Sweden

40 Times People Encountered Someone So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It In This Online Group

*you’re

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