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WiTchY_WoMaN • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

Come on, take the money and run

WiTchY_WoMaN • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Person Asks Folks Online To Share Examples Of Positive Masculinity After Hearing Too Many “Toxic” Ones, And 30 Folks Deliver

I'm a 6th grade teacher and some of the things I've seen from my students really makes me feel good about this generation of kids. Some examples: The kids were sitting on the floor watching a movie (it went with our Novel unit) and one complains he can't see when he lays down and his back is sore from a recent injury so another boy moves behind him and tells him to lean on him. They sat like that through the last hour of the movie. Two boys were standing in the back of my room. One of the boys is visibly upset and the other is leaning close talking quietly to him. I go over to see what's wrong when the much bigger boy who was talking calmly told me that the other boy was 'very mad because of how some of the kids were talking to him and he just didn't know what to do with all his anger'. The bigger boy was talking him through it all. The boys just randomly hugging each other, leaning on each other, etc. They are so free with physical affection to each other that it melts my heart.

WiTchY_WoMaN • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

30 Of The Worst Hotel Experiences, As Told By The People Who Survived It

Do a lot of competitions happen in Dayton Ohio? Cause I was just there for a band competition..

30 Of The Worst Hotel Experiences, As Told By The People Who Survived It

WiTchY_WoMaN • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

Pregnancy-Jokes

“Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car, listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila.” - Mila Kunis

WiTchY_WoMaN • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

45 Pics That Show That We're Already Living In A Dystopic Nightmare (New Pics)

40 Times People’s Birthdays Went Terribly Wrong (New Pics)

When you say you are fine vs how you actually are

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WiTchY_WoMaN • upvoted 10 items 1 month ago

50 Designs That Are So Bad, It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

So in other words...you're screwed?

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50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

50 Designs That Are So Bad, It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

So in other words...you're screwed?

Funny

50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

50 Hilarious Examples Of Pets Being Caught Red-Pawed When Stealing Food (New Pics)

You can't be mad. They're all too cute.

30 Of The Best Reactions From The Internet On Bloomberg's 'Surviving Inflation' Tips

And they say chimps are vegetarian.... Maybe they thought the tyrant was made of lentils ;)

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

one of our local cows does that thing with her tongue as well

Strangest-Things-People-Cant-Explain

At friends house. Friend was in garage working on dirt bike. Driveway empty because parents left a while ago. Go inside to grab a soda but decide to look for his cat. Who I haven't seen all day. I walk into the office and as Im calling her name, a deep man's voice goes "Meow" right into my right ear. I jump and run around the main floor looking for who said that. Didn't find anyone.

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Don't look at the plastic waste.

Remember, If The Mc Dms You, You Better Respond

Couple-Memes-Jokes

40 Hard-To-Believe Facts Shared By The “Unbelievable Facts” Facebook Page (New Pics)

“Oops, I just created wine!”

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WiTchY_WoMaN • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out

Reminds me of that scene from Diary of a Wimpy Kid: "wasn't there a lock on that door??"

This Restaurant Has The Most Hilarious Signs Ever (40 New Pics)

Where's Caro Caro???

Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out

Reminds me of that scene from Diary of a Wimpy Kid: "wasn't there a lock on that door??"

This Restaurant Has The Most Hilarious Signs Ever (40 New Pics)

Where's Caro Caro???

People Share 30 Strange Events They Witnessed That Still Have No Explanation

Something like this has happened to me. On our independence day, we had chairs lined up in our culdesac, and my dad was lighting fireworks. Well, for some reason, I thought I would move to a different chair that no one was sitting in, just cause....Well, a minute later, the firework canister tips over and fired right into that chair I had been sitting in... Wasn't a big one, but still would've hurt...

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WiTchY_WoMaN • upvoted 13 items 2 months ago

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

I wouldn't go there if it was in East St. Louis...

30 Examples Of ‘Nice Guys’ Exposing Their True Colors

"You'll never find someone like me!" "Oh, thank God!"

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

I wouldn't go there if it was in East St. Louis...

30 Examples Of ‘Nice Guys’ Exposing Their True Colors

"You'll never find someone like me!" "Oh, thank God!"

Guy Shares A Client Interaction He Had That Still Creeps Him Out, Inspiring 35 Others To Share Similar Tales

Well. There u go people.this is y us bathroom stalls have the gaps

Giving-Nice-Guy-Chance

He sent me over 26 texts a day telling me I’m a worthless b**ch, deserve to get raped to loosen my holes, that he hopes I die, that I’m a sociopathic c**t, and everything else you could imagine, for months, just because I told him we should be friends only (after giving him a chance after his tantrum). I was scared to block at first because he knew my address but I’ve finally blocked him

The World Is Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day With Memes And Jokes, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Spot-On Ones

The fish be like “every single time this EXACT day those dumbasses decide to color our environment GREEN. FOR THIER ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!! I THOUGH THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF US.” “Take a chill pill Greg.”

Only At Walmart

I'm Bassic

People-Share-Innocent-Questions-Crushed-Them

Someone once asked me "don't you want to be a mom?" Yes, I do. But as I'm single, over 40 and not rich, that's probably not going to happen and it devastated me. I had to say "Yes, I'd love that", and then excuse myself to go home and cry.

People-Share-Innocent-Questions-Crushed-Them

Just happened recently actually. A few years ago I had a pretty awesome life, I was married. My husband and I were trying to have kids and when I needed a car we just got me an SUV in anticipation for needing it for kids (he had two and we planned to have 2-3) Well things didn’t work out and he ended up dying from drinking himself to death in January and between that and 2 miscarriages, an ectopic and an IVF cycle that failed I’m slowly coming to the realization that I’ll never be a mother. It’s painful to say the least. The kid I nanny for was sitting in my car and we were discussing his day when he says 'nanny why do you have such a big car when it’s only you?' I wanted to cry right there on the spot, it just really stung. But instead I told him it was because I knew I would be watching him and I needed a car big enough for him which seemed to placate him and he then started discussing Batman with me.

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Forgotten-Strange-Events

Covid depression Is one of the most predominant factors that most of us have experienced throughout the past 2 years, yet no one talks about it. You know that thing that makes you feel so used up that you download a bunch of apps that you know won’t make you happy? Maybe eat more, sleep more, stay in your house more. Then a war hits and you feel so incredibly useless to the perpetual tragedy that you just shut down. Yeah, that thing.