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rhubarb • upvoted 21 items 16 hours ago

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Even better, fully commit then laugh when hes butthurt you werent at the wedding

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Exactly- he's an incel. He made the list purposely impossible so that he can then boast / complain how no woman will date him and thus all women are whores and bitches.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Even better, fully commit then laugh when hes butthurt you werent at the wedding

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Exactly- he's an incel. He made the list purposely impossible so that he can then boast / complain how no woman will date him and thus all women are whores and bitches.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

He's got an itsy bitsy teeny weeny teensy tiny little peenie.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

I would NEVER haggle a price; doing so is incredibly rude.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

I'm not at all defending this person. Cause they are clearly delusional.... and should not just expect people to give her handouts because she is a single mother... I am a single mom of 3 myself and have to work for everything my kids and I have and wouldn't expect it any other way. However I don't think it's fair to say a pregnant single parent should stop "popping them out" when we don't know the circumstances. Their partner may have walked out on them or passed away after she became pregnant. We can't really assume that it's someone who just runs around town getting knocked up over and over again without any thought of birth control. Again not saying that this isn't an outrageous ask she is making. Just saying that making a blanket statement of all pregnant single mothers not being responsible it a bit harsh.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

No, not even a canvas. A cheap A4 paper that you found off the side of the road!

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

But… but… the bathroom is large! /s

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Almost too true to be funny tbh.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Hi, this artist's mom, they would have loved too, but they died in the same car accident.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

They died, contacted me from beyond the grave to say "text that artist and tell them I liked their art, I want it as a gift at my funeral, thanks."

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Yes. Wait until they hear that there are these things called "moving companies". You pay them, and they move things for you. It's going to blow their minds.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

I was just going to say, this is incel territory, and then end up spending years whining about "foids" and "chads" or whatever.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

These kinds of moms would never have abortions. I'm related to a bunch of them. They have no skills, talents, or ambitions, so they c**p out kids and act like they deserve sainthood for their pure selflessness.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

They think it's negging. They also think negging works, so they're really not bright.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

They didn't even come over and change the bedding and wash the sheets, the lazy unprofessionals!

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

My dad was like this. He thought he could do ___ just as well, but he didn't have time/equipment, which is why he didn't think he should pay for it. (I know.) And someone else should feel LUCKY to work with someone as smart as him! Of course, he was a self-centered liar and cheater who assumed everyone else was, too, so... that's probably how he got to that point.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

There's no time stamp above the last text. They didn't even WAIT to try that one. Shameless.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

I work at a dealership, there’s literally a used 2016 8-seater SUV for sale right outside my office window (with almost 100,000 KM)….for $35,800 CAD 😅 that’s a lot to ask for for free!

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

They should at least offer to help me plan my sister’s bridal shower, trim my dog’s nails, offer bouncy castle rentals, and give me someone to do my taxes for me. That’s REAL customer service in the mattress industry. /s

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

$25/hour for a custom costume by someone with actual art experience! That sounds like a great deal.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Nope. I worked as a cook in the mid 90s. You think waitstaff has it bad? They all averaged about $15/hr with tips. I made $4.50-$6.00

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rhubarb • upvoted 19 items 1 day ago

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

I get the feeling this woman's doing it on purpose.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Thanks! I knew it had to be a joke! I think they chose the profile pic appropriately, too 😂

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

I get the feeling this woman's doing it on purpose.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Thanks! I knew it had to be a joke! I think they chose the profile pic appropriately, too 😂

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Well said!!!

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

To be fair there's no size or measurements given so it's a reasonable price for a tiny doll size

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Nah, they make lil condoms too. They're called finger cots, and they just like condoms, only for your fingers. I'm sure they would work for the smaller statured...ummmm...twig and berries.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Or taken the $20 and sent a blank canvas and say it's called Beggers Entitlement

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Five times, as well!

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Yeah, ooooo, ya might have to put suspenders on the condom to keep it on that little rascal.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

And an extra 13.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Honestly, almost every veteran I know is almost embarrassed to actually ask if they have a discount or get one. And the ones who aren't were kind of entitled all around.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Catherine Delish designs. Those go for 400-600$US. 50$ wouldn't even cover a little bit of trimming.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Can I use polyester and hot-glue?

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Shouldve taken the $20 and sent a stick drawing 😂

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

I can't believe there are people out there who actually think they'll get somewhere with ridiculous requests.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

The absolute worst job I ever had was being the person who wrote music for people's poems so they could pass them off as their own creations. The fact that we would deliver said music to a guy sitting in a car parts warehouse with a cheap suit and cigar was just the cherry on top of that c**p sandwich.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Perfectly put! I wish I could upvote this comment multiple times.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

I think questions should be asked of both. ;)

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

$15 ????? seems way to low to me

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Awesome response!

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rhubarb • commented on 5 posts 5 days ago

Cringeworthy Design Mistakes That Turned These 50 Signs Into A Hilarious Mess (New Pics)

I've seen this everywhere and it's still funny to me xD

Brides-To-Be Put Trust In This Makeup Artist To Look Stunning On Their Big Day, And Here Are 23 Of The Best Before-And-After Pics (New Pics)

Please stop with the 'before is so much better than after, she looked beautiful'. These brides wanted to wear makeup that made them feel beautiful during their weddings. If I were to post a picture of me, wearing makeup like this for my wedding, I'd be quite hurt by comments saying things like 'after is scary' or 'looks like a plastic doll'. I don't think I'd be able to enjoy my wedding pictures after reading those. Please remember to enjoy before and after. :)

Brides-To-Be Put Trust In This Makeup Artist To Look Stunning On Their Big Day, And Here Are 23 Of The Best Before-And-After Pics (New Pics)

I would be too. They wear makeup on their special day to look nice, stand out. I think they can wear whatever kind of makeup makes them feel beautiful on their weddings.

Brides-To-Be Put Trust In This Makeup Artist To Look Stunning On Their Big Day, And Here Are 23 Of The Best Before-And-After Pics (New Pics)

Thanks for commenting! Was just thinking the same!

Brides-To-Be Put Trust In This Makeup Artist To Look Stunning On Their Big Day, And Here Are 23 Of The Best Before-And-After Pics (New Pics)

They look beautiful. Keep those kind of comments to yourself.

rhubarb • commented on a post 1 week ago

People Are Sharing 50 Wild, Funny, And Absurd Reasons They've Gotten In Trouble At Work

Heck, I would've quit, not to bother him with my poor person aura.

rhubarb • commented on 14 posts 1 week ago

Someone Asks People Online To Share Parenting Tips That Might Sound Smart, But Are Actually Toxic Parenting Advice, And 30 People Provide

My grandma is so sweet, she apologizes for things she can't help, she basically would give my siblings, me, and my cousins the sun if she could. On birthdays, she'd get us all gifts, even though we'd insist it was just the birthday kid's time. She couldn't stand leaving anyone out. Bless her heart.

Someone Asks People Online To Share Parenting Tips That Might Sound Smart, But Are Actually Toxic Parenting Advice, And 30 People Provide

My parents did this, too. I'm glad you didn't get to anxiety.

Someone Asks People Online To Share Parenting Tips That Might Sound Smart, But Are Actually Toxic Parenting Advice, And 30 People Provide

My parents did this. I was afraid to misspell a word for the longest time, so I would just stay quiet if they asked me to.

Someone Asks People Online To Share Parenting Tips That Might Sound Smart, But Are Actually Toxic Parenting Advice, And 30 People Provide

My parents did this.🥲

Someone Asks People Online To Share Parenting Tips That Might Sound Smart, But Are Actually Toxic Parenting Advice, And 30 People Provide

That's a trend? It sounds awful. Might give some parents new ideas, and that's not good.

Someone Asks People Online To Share Parenting Tips That Might Sound Smart, But Are Actually Toxic Parenting Advice, And 30 People Provide

Mine threatened to slap me 'when I got old enough'.

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

Aw, I'm so sorry.

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

My parents and sibling bodyshamed me for a long time. I still can't manage to like how I look. I hope you didn't end up like me, and hope you know you're not fat.

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

I mean, it was rude of her to assume you'd be in prison.

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

No, you're not an idiot! I have a homophobic family and sometimes I wish I could stand up to them like you did!

“I Don’t Need Sunscreen”: 50 People Who Thought So And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks (New Pics)

Please don't. You can draw on scales with makeup, but getting sunburn isn't good for you.

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things You May Have Never Seen Before, As Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Makes me want ice cream.. I'm off to go get some!

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things You May Have Never Seen Before, As Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Sorry, what? It's not 'pleasing them', some have sensory issues which can be triggered by some of the things in a grocery store, and this store has a night where they can come and not have to worry about certain sounds or lights.

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things You May Have Never Seen Before, As Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Wow. That's really pretty. They kinda look like moon jellyfish.

rhubarb • upvoted 20 items 18 hours ago

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Nope. I worked as a cook in the mid 90s. You think waitstaff has it bad? They all averaged about $15/hr with tips. I made $4.50-$6.00

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Yuppers. Thats the average pay for waitstaff in the US, which is why tipping is such a big deal here.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

What?? I was a waitress in the US in the mid 90s and earned about that. Hasn't it changed at all?? For that exhausting, thankless job?!

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Wait, what? $2.13 per hour? Is that in US dollars?

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Awesome response!

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

$25/hour for a custom costume by someone with actual art experience! That sounds like a great deal.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Parent- I thought you would provide all supplies needed and also pay me for the opportunity. I will be sure to post it online but tell people I created it.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Catherine Delish designs. Those go for 400-600$US. 50$ wouldn't even cover a little bit of trimming.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Wow, it's beautiful! And worth paying for accordingly.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

And here am I, happy to pay ~400$ for a handsewn cloak. --- friend asked why I won't sew it by myself, since I'm able to. Shown them the price for the whole amount of fabric. They agreed, that ~400$ is more than just a really great deal, to delegate the work.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Can I use polyester and hot-glue?

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

To be fair there's no size or measurements given so it's a reasonable price for a tiny doll size

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

I would make a teeny tiny doll sized one and send it. That's all $50 would cover.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Materials alone would be more than $50

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Exactly what I was thinking. Plus that is going to take a lot of hours to make. So the beggar wants free fabric, free tailoring, and then free shipping to their door by a certain date, which likely doesn't leave enough time to do it all.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

But, but, but, she really NEEDS it. 🙄

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

And the shipping box and delivery are probably more

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Don't think it would even cover the trim

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

$50 wouldn't even cover the fabric.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

I think I'd catfish this guy just to make his life worse.

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