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50 Times People Had One Job And Failed In A Hilarious Way (New Pics)

it was sleeping on the job

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Find Or Make A Really Wired Or Adult Version Of Spongebob Squarepants

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Hey Pandas, What Funny Names Do You Call Your Pet? (Closed)

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Jordan Williams • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

that arm strength though

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

they see me rollin

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Hey Pandas, If You Could Be Anywhere In The World Right Now, Where Would You Be? (Closed)

Jordan Williams • upvoted 6 items 3 months ago

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

If people line up for drinks at the baby's bar, it's a bar-by-queue

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

hopefully it won't turn into a car-tastrophe! As long as they don't get tire-d or exhaust-ed, it'll be fine.

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

If people line up for drinks at the baby's bar, it's a bar-by-queue

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

hopefully it won't turn into a car-tastrophe! As long as they don't get tire-d or exhaust-ed, it'll be fine.

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

I didn't know what to do after I *saw* this

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

water you doing?

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

Say watt???

44 People Who Dressed Up For Halloween Thinking Everyone Would But No One Else Did

She got a carrot instead of a knife.

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Jordan Williams • upvoted 2 items 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing That Happened To You As A Kid?

ok time for a story so before I could walk I was crawling under things (god only knows why) and one day I had got stuck and went to sleep under the couch and when my mo couldn't find me she thought I had escaped outside because the door was left open and so she had the whole neighborhood and the police looking for me, later when I woke up I was crying loudly and they found me. the lesson I learned don't get where u can get stuck

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing That Happened To You As A Kid?

Oooh, I still remember it, the gruesome first ever skiing week. I was 7 years old and have been taking a few lessons, but I was wiggling on my feet and kept crushing into things and people because I couldn't properly stop...or turn... The skiing slope was a very crowded one, you literally could spend 30 mins queuing just to go up once. Skiing downhill it was even worse, since I was so bad at it and everyone "speeding" around me was scary. Come Sunday, all of a sudden, everyone stands aside and the slope is FINALLY free, with all 'em people gathered to the side. So, I seize the opportunity to finally have a worry-free cruise down the hill, free to keep my skiing sticks however I choose (horizontally and away from my body, waving them in the air to keep my balance, without hitting anybody for a change). However, the people gathered to the sides of the slope start yelling at me like crazy. Yupe, the slope was free because there was a frickin' competition on it, flags an all!!! And there I was, in the middle of the slope, not quite clear on what's going on and why are they all yelling. I got so scared I lost control of the skis and speeded to the point where I could neither stop nor turn, so I bumped into the judges' table (little thing smack in the middle of the slope, with heaps of space to its left and right), crashed it over the judges with papers and all, broke my lip and one of my skis and started crying for my dad. Almost cured me of skiing... almost :D. I kept trying and being bad at it 'til my 6th grade, when my brother forced me to go on "the big slope" (black level). I was (again) terrified to go down, went almost straight across it and sat my ass down to turn the skis and go to the other side just not to ever have them pointing down to the "abyss". However, by the end of that descent, I could finally hold my own on the skies and only improved after.

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing That Happened To You As A Kid? (Closed)

Jordan Williams • commented on a post 4 months ago

105 Of The Funniest Wrong Number Texts Ever

i agree