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Jonny Man • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Horror Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (35 New Pics)

I know that it literally is, being in a forest under the canopy and all, but I find it impossible to describe anything in a bright red-and-yellow brick-patterned toy house with a cutesy little flag up front "shady" :P

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Horror Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (35 New Pics)

You can faintly see the spider's silhouette against the egg sac if you look closely.

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Horror Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (35 New Pics)

Watch out or it'll slither away and byte someone. Maybe even give them a megabyte :P

Jonny Man • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

35 Secrets About People That Surfaced After Their Death And May Have Forever Changed The Way Their Loved Ones Remember Them

Or perhaps he knows something we don't! Just because they can read the stars doesn't mean they actually did the moon landing :P

35 Secrets About People That Surfaced After Their Death And May Have Forever Changed The Way Their Loved Ones Remember Them

I don't think you'd be so keen on her abusive, exploitative lifestyle if it was your child or the child of someone close to you. Or for that matter if this gold digging thief took someone in your life for all they were worth before moving on like a vulture.

This Facebook Group Celebrates 'Cute Nopes' That Might Change Your Mind About Them (50 Pics)

I accept your blessing, little Blessing Bat, and I bless you in turn! Forever and ever... Amen!

This Facebook Group Celebrates 'Cute Nopes' That Might Change Your Mind About Them (50 Pics)

Animals have fetishes too

Jonny Man • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

Most Heckin’ Heart-Melting Puppers, As Shared On The 'Rare Puppers' Online Group

19 in Dog years is 133. Amazing! Maybe he should've been called Methuselah :)

35 Of The Most Unexpectedly Funny Jokes Fitting In One Line, Shared In This Dedicated Online Community

The thief will have to sell it before it catches fire. Teslas are such a hot commodity, they're blowing up... the market.

Jonny Man • commented on 5 posts 1 month ago

“That Name Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad” Facebook Group Roasts The Parents Who Came Up With These "Unique" Names (30 Posts)

Naming your kid after King Theoden of LOTR is understandable, if a bit pretentious. But Jeeplyn?! Do you want your kid to grow up to be a mechanic?

Artist Illustrated Literal Meanings Of Words And Word Combinations (45 Pics)

And put it on a trophy, hence a Cat-a*s-trophy :P

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names

He will grow up to be a real boss of a guy with a name like that!

50 Animals That Don't Get The Recognition They Absolutely Deserve, As Shared In This Informative Online Thread

Like an underwater Unicorn they got a badass facial horn, they're the Jedi of the sea: "They stop Cthulhu eatin' ye!" Narwhals, they are narwhals... narwhals! "Just don't let 'em touch your balls!" Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals: Inventors of the Shish-Kebab! I loved that song :D :D :D :D :D

I Create Tiny “Worlds” To Reflect On Today’s Issues, And Here Are 10 Of Them

Don't worry, he's only a centimetre tall.

Jonny Man • commented on 6 posts 2 months ago

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid

Meh, I'd've gone with Dragonsword or Guntiger, but that's just me.

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid

X Æ A-12 pronounced "Kyle" - Musk Son of Elon and Grimes

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid

"Forager" and "Farmer." And they can name their kids things like "Agrykultr" and "Irrygashion."

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid

Was her name Janey?

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid

Actually, it sounds like the name of a dangerous planet in an adventure game - somewhere there's dense jungle, dangerous wildlife, and the objective is a space pirate base whose leader is an Ensemble Dark Horse type villain way too popular with the fans despite being a one-shot character.

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid

That child is already "Uncle," legally named so! Either that or a very popular dance :)

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50 Wholesome Animal Pics To Give You Some Serious Animal Therapy (New Pics)

Bless that gentle doggie.

My Parents Found A Kitten And Our Rottweiler Found A New Friend To Look After

Darwin Does A Very Good Job Finding Drugs And Posing For Pictures

Sleeping Fox

50 Wholesome Animal Pics To Give You Some Serious Animal Therapy (New Pics)

Bet he could fly with those ears 🤭

This Is Humphrey, Our Foster Boy Who Failed His Sheepdog Training Because He Just Wanted To Be Friends With The Sheep

50 Wholesome Animal Pics To Give You Some Serious Animal Therapy (New Pics)

When My Daughter's Rat, "Wasabi Bobby", Is Nervous Or In A New Situation, He Holds Her Hand For Comfort

50 Wholesome Animal Pics To Give You Some Serious Animal Therapy (New Pics)

I love her ears.

This Is Tilly 4 Months Ago vs. Today. She'll Be Well-Fed And Taking It Easy From Now On

50 Wholesome Animal Pics To Give You Some Serious Animal Therapy (New Pics)

What a cute family!

Family

Dennis The Dieting Dog Lost 79% Of His Body Weight With Healthy Habits

50 Wholesome Animal Pics To Give You Some Serious Animal Therapy (New Pics)

He can kick my seat all he wants!

This Is The Only Acceptable Item That Can Poke Through Between My Seats

50 Wholesome Animal Pics To Give You Some Serious Animal Therapy (New Pics)

What a brave kitty!

Our Lady Was Pretty Calm While Hiding In Bomb Shelter In Kyiv Last Night

50 Wholesome Animal Pics To Give You Some Serious Animal Therapy (New Pics)

Will steal your heart and your wallet.. perhaps your car.

Zorro And Bandit Are Ready To Fight Crime

50 Wholesome Animal Pics To Give You Some Serious Animal Therapy (New Pics)

This cat belongs to a couple who run a nearby hostel and has been seen by several hikers including guiding one man who sprained his ankle down the hill.

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