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joe Shmoe • upvoted an item 6 days ago

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joe Shmoe • upvoted 13 items 1 week ago

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

Trump? That traitor deserves a blindfold and cigarette.

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

You should kick her a*s and act like you dont know who did it...

People Are Sharing 35 'Dark Events' From History You May Not Have Known About

and yet the same advertisers use newspapers and television...

People Are Sharing 35 'Dark Events' From History You May Not Have Known About

The unbelievable censoring is out of control. I never want to read the word unalived ever again.

People Are Sharing 35 'Dark Events' From History You May Not Have Known About

IF BP has to do this much editing, perhaps the article isn't worth posting? Seriously, this is a bizarre amount.

People Are Sharing 35 'Dark Events' From History You May Not Have Known About

Yeah if you are triggered by these words then stay away from the internet and TV.

People Are Sharing 35 'Dark Events' From History You May Not Have Known About

Ok, first the unalived thing didn't bother me much. But it's been said so much in all these BP post,now I'm annoyed. Stop infantilizing your readers ffs.

People Are Sharing 35 'Dark Events' From History You May Not Have Known About

If I read unalived one more time I’m gonna kill myself, I’m gonna shoot my brains out… what I mean is: if I have to read unalived till I’m old I think I’m rather gonna commit suicide, of the killing myself variety…

People Are Sharing 35 'Dark Events' From History You May Not Have Known About

Suicide and murder are real words. (Unalived and ended) ...why censor

Not Satisfying...

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joe Shmoe • commented on a post 1 week ago

People Are Sharing 35 'Dark Events' From History You May Not Have Known About

KILLING KILLING KILLING JFC this website is ridiculous.

joe Shmoe • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

30 Secrets From Former FBI And CIA Agents That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know About

Was it KFC?

Put The Blame Where It Belongs

joe Shmoe • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

People Are Sharing The Most Unsettling Things They've Noticed As A Kid About Another Kid's Family, Here's 35 Of The Creepiest Stories

Were they in the bedroom?

joe Shmoe • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

Cool Era We're Living In

We're All Just Profit Potential

Cool Era We're Living In

We're All Just Profit Potential

30 Unusual Maps That Might Change How You See The World, As Shared On This Instagram Account

To be the top choice's top choice.

This Restaurant Is Really Sick Of Karen's S***!

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joe Shmoe • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

50 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed For It Online (New Pics)

Kirstie Alley is a festering punchbowl turd.

New Homeowner Has To Deal With Police Because Neighbor Karen Thought She Was ‘Too Young’ To Own Property

r/thathappened

50 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed For It Online (New Pics)

Kirstie Alley is a festering punchbowl turd.

New Homeowner Has To Deal With Police Because Neighbor Karen Thought She Was ‘Too Young’ To Own Property

r/thathappened

People Share 30 Conspiracy Theories They Think Are 100% Real

Republic of China is best China! Taiwan #1!!!

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joe Shmoe • upvoted 8 items 6 months ago

New Homeowner Has To Deal With Police Because Neighbor Karen Thought She Was ‘Too Young’ To Own Property

She likely didn't care about the old neighbor because he was just an old man and not a good source of gossip for someone who is clearly a nosy busybody.

It's Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This October (40 Pics)

The child is not much more than a baby themselves. If you’ve ever studied child psychology, it is quite normal and natural for young children and infants to start life from a baseline that appears self-centred. At this age they do not learn from adults berating them for concepts they do not have the experience to understand.

New Homeowner Has To Deal With Police Because Neighbor Karen Thought She Was ‘Too Young’ To Own Property

She likely didn't care about the old neighbor because he was just an old man and not a good source of gossip for someone who is clearly a nosy busybody.

It's Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This October (40 Pics)

New Homeowner Has To Deal With Police Because Neighbor Karen Thought She Was ‘Too Young’ To Own Property

If the neighbor is that nosy, why didn't she know the previous owner had died?

It's Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This October (40 Pics)

Nope that's how they learn. Or learn to love it. Not bullying. He didn't force him it was the kid's idea.

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New Homeowner Has To Deal With Police Because Neighbor Karen Thought She Was ‘Too Young’ To Own Property

People Share 30 Conspiracy Theories They Think Are 100% Real

He also had access to the best medical care available, being president, and a former president. This alone would have extended his life. No way he didn't have Alzheimer's while still in office.

50 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed For It Online (New Pics)

What a loser he turned out to be.

50 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed For It Online (New Pics)

Goddam Hercules, you is stupid AF

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joe Shmoe • upvoted 7 items 7 months ago

50 Things Worn Down Over Time That Tell Interesting Stories (New Pics)

Not that old, no pull tab

50 Things Worn Down Over Time That Tell Interesting Stories (New Pics)

Impressed that the spray mechanism still works

50 Things Worn Down Over Time That Tell Interesting Stories (New Pics)

Not that old, no pull tab

50 Things Worn Down Over Time That Tell Interesting Stories (New Pics)

Impressed that the spray mechanism still works

50 Things Worn Down Over Time That Tell Interesting Stories (New Pics)

Covering up the original tiles was a crime in the first place!

People Share 30 Conspiracy Theories They Think Are 100% Real

Funny, but if they created the program that alters the face, they can easily change it back

22-Year-Old Guy Gets Asked To Sit With The Kids At Family Party, Takes The Quiche He Brought And Just Leaves

The children's table probably had better conversation topics but the aunt in the situation needs a b!tch table all to herself.

22-Year-Old Guy Gets Asked To Sit With The Kids At Family Party, Takes The Quiche He Brought And Just Leaves

"don't have much to contribute to adult conversations" means "we want to b1tch about how hard childbirth/childrearing is and/or pat ourselves on the back for being awesome parents (with or without evidence) and non-parents will either give us a not-wanted-but-much-needed reality check or make us jealous that they have the freedom to have a lie in on weekends and more money than us and otherwise ruin our good vibe. (Signed, someone who has had to listen to a LOT of parent-dominated conversation as a 40-year-old-non-parent, and has actually had this said to me by a less than tactful acquaintance)

People Share 30 Conspiracy Theories They Think Are 100% Real

Russia is controlling social media with bots and trolls and increases polarization in society with this army of trolls. There is evidence for this theory, but I feel it goes way further than people think

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joe Shmoe • commented on a post 1 week ago

People Are Sharing 35 'Dark Events' From History You May Not Have Known About

KILLING KILLING KILLING JFC this website is ridiculous.

joe Shmoe • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

People Are Sharing The Most Unsettling Things They've Noticed As A Kid About Another Kid's Family, Here's 35 Of The Creepiest Stories

Were they in the bedroom?

joe Shmoe • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

50 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed For It Online (New Pics)

Kirstie Alley is a festering punchbowl turd.

New Homeowner Has To Deal With Police Because Neighbor Karen Thought She Was ‘Too Young’ To Own Property

r/thathappened

People Share 30 Conspiracy Theories They Think Are 100% Real

Republic of China is best China! Taiwan #1!!!

joe Shmoe • commented on 3 posts 7 months ago

50 Pics That Prove Brazil Is Unlike Any Other Country

Looks like a great way to have your phone stolen.

50 Pics That Prove Brazil Is Unlike Any Other Country

Is that built on a Jagdpanther 2 ?

'Aged Like Wine': 40 Times People Turned Out To Be 100% Right About Something

Google Kaitlin Bennett shiites herself for a serious insight into this twit's persona.

joe Shmoe • commented on 2 posts 9 months ago

50 Of The Funniest Times That Old People Failed At Using Something Correctly

My mother does this with a small desk lamp to "see" her laptop screen and phone "better". I've tried explaining how it actually works, but she refuses to listen so I gave up. Sigh.

Someone In This Online Group Asked “What Famous Person Did You Regret Meeting Because They Were A Jerk?” And 30 Folks Delivered

It stands for Piece Of S**t.

joe Shmoe • commented on a post 10 months ago

50 Times Celebs And Public Figures Proved That They’re Completely Out Of Touch With Reality

I would pay 20 bucks to watch ben shapiro choke to death on his own turds.

joe Shmoe • commented on 4 posts 11 months ago

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

The king of Thailand is a greasy, smelly bucket of turds that has sex with dogs and his own mama. Arrest me bitch.

Person Invites You To Learn 'How Rare Is Your Body?' In His Viral Series

My left thumb will but my right thumb won't.

Person Invites You To Learn 'How Rare Is Your Body?' In His Viral Series

The top one is real life and the bottom one is Assassin's Creed 2.

Person Invites You To Learn 'How Rare Is Your Body?' In His Viral Series

There is a subreddit for this https://www.reddit.com/r/earrumblersassemble/

joe Shmoe • commented on a post 12 months ago

50 Times Designers Failed So Hard, They Got Shamed On The Internet (New Pics)

Jay Leno's hipster grandchild.

joe Shmoe • commented on 4 posts 1 year ago

35 Things That Didn’t Age Well Shared On ‘Poorly Aged Stuff’

D***s out for Harambe.

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered

Yes sir, it is.

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered

His sister is named Moxxi and they are beautiful people.

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered

If they become strippers they'll have to go by something like "Sarah" or "Jennifer".

joe Shmoe • upvoted an item 2 days ago

Amber-Heard-Testimony-Reactions

joe Shmoe • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

Trump? That traitor deserves a blindfold and cigarette.

Not Satisfying...

30 Times People Made It Clear To Everyone Else They're Rich Without Even Trying

I mean it depends, I'd love a house for 30k

30 Times People Made It Clear To Everyone Else They're Rich Without Even Trying

At least he rewarded your effort, some would not have done.

Put The Blame Where It Belongs

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

You should kick her a*s and act like you dont know who did it...

30 Common Things In These People’s Countries That Are Very Rare In Others

That sucks. Stop voting for Modi because he's taking you even further down the road of theocracy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YkMUOJx_B4

joe Shmoe • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago

People Are Sharing 35 'Dark Events' From History You May Not Have Known About

The unbelievable censoring is out of control. I never want to read the word unalived ever again.

People Are Sharing 35 'Dark Events' From History You May Not Have Known About

IF BP has to do this much editing, perhaps the article isn't worth posting? Seriously, this is a bizarre amount.

People Are Sharing 35 'Dark Events' From History You May Not Have Known About

Ok, first the unalived thing didn't bother me much. But it's been said so much in all these BP post,now I'm annoyed. Stop infantilizing your readers ffs.

People Are Sharing 35 'Dark Events' From History You May Not Have Known About

and yet the same advertisers use newspapers and television...

People Are Sharing 35 'Dark Events' From History You May Not Have Known About

Yeah if you are triggered by these words then stay away from the internet and TV.

People Are Sharing 35 'Dark Events' From History You May Not Have Known About

Suicide and murder are real words. (Unalived and ended) ...why censor

joe Shmoe • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

30 Secrets From Former FBI And CIA Agents That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know About

Was it KFC?

joe Shmoe • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

Cool Era We're Living In

We're All Just Profit Potential

joe Shmoe • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

30 Unusual Maps That Might Change How You See The World, As Shared On This Instagram Account

To be the top choice's top choice.

This Restaurant Is Really Sick Of Karen's S***!

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