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Joe Reaves • commented on 6 posts 17 hours ago

40 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

The thing is for Ali it was all just part of the show to sell tickets and he didn't really mean any of it. This doesn't make it any better and it's not an excuse, but that was why he did it. He had a lot of respect for Frazier as a boxer, especially after their last fight in Manilla where he actually told Frazier's teenage son, who was crying because 'my daddy got beat', to never say that again because his father was a winner and he should hold his head up. He regretted his remarks later in life but the damage had been done.

40 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

Clearly an ex-friend.

40 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

The jurisdictional fight was somewhat simplified by Canada (the nearest country) basically saying - we really do not want to get involved in this - and passing the ball. It was an American military run base on an ice floe in international waters with a mix of military and civilian employees from multiple countries.

40 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

Oh I'm going to be giggling at this on and off all day. Some dogs are too smart for everyone else's good.

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Joe Reaves • commented on 10 posts 1 day ago

Hey Pandas, Have Your "Spidey-Senses" Ever Saved You?

That's not really spidey sense - you're sensing the change in pressure and the more sudden the change the worse the pain. Its a pretty common trigger for people with migraines.

Hey Pandas, Have Your "Spidey-Senses" Ever Saved You?

I agree but they're not that good at picking a victim - someone looking for an ATM probably doesn't have much on them to steal. If they were carrying a decent amount of cash they wouldn't be looking for an ATM.

Hey Pandas, Have Your "Spidey-Senses" Ever Saved You?

That's not really spidey sense - you're sensing the change in pressure and the more sudden the change the worse the pain. Its a pretty common trigger for people with migraines.

Hey Pandas, Have Your "Spidey-Senses" Ever Saved You?

35 Times YouTube Comments Were So Good, They Had To Be Shared Online

I think they meant doing something you *wouldn't* normally want to do.

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

Came here to say that!

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

That's the ones we know about. Given the US tried to cover up most of their losses, there could be more missing US nukes and there's DEFINITELY going to be missing USSR nukes they never told anyone about.

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

Wasn't just Britain. And I think more of them went into paint than people's stomachs. But yeah we destroyed a whole load because humans are assholes.

30 Times Dating Profiles Were So Horrible, They Had To Be Shamed Online

Good at cleaning, can cook good food, good at cooking breakfast for me AND has a good job sounds like he expects his wife to be working the same hours as him but also doing ALL the housework. Newsflash dude if you want a housewife then they can't also be working full time. Pick one.

30 Times Dating Profiles Were So Horrible, They Had To Be Shamed Online

Pretty sure he literally means he doesn't want a woman who thinks she has ANY rights, so I can't agree with you on that one being OK.

30 Times Dating Profiles Were So Horrible, They Had To Be Shamed Online

Yup obey me and be subservient except when it comes for money when you're paying your way. All the benefits of being s sexist s**t and none of the downsides of having to step up and actually act like the 'head of the household' (beyond being obeyed)

New Mom Warns Her Friend To Wear A Bra Before Meeting Baby, She Doesn't Listen And Calls Her Misogynistic

Because it's like holding a puppy or a kitten, they're cute and warm and cuddly. And I say this as someone who never ever wants children of my own. I love holding other people's babies though. And the plus point of them being other people's babies is you get to hand them back when they need changing or feeding or anything and then you get to go home and get sleep which the parents won't be doing for about a year!

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Joe Reaves • upvoted 8 items 1 day ago

35 Times YouTube Comments Were So Good, They Had To Be Shared Online

To be fair, that would be a public service rather than something bad.

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

Its always the person they mention but isn't in the interview

35 Times YouTube Comments Were So Good, They Had To Be Shared Online

To be fair, that would be a public service rather than something bad.

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

Its always the person they mention but isn't in the interview

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

There was a dude who did the calculations and said it takes 2352 peoples worth of blood to make an iron great sword.

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

I spent much of my life living near a nuclear base. The advantage is that, if nuclear war breaks out, you will be killed instantaneously rather than the lingering death from radiation poisoning..

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My grandfather. Less than 30 minutes into the reception, he decides that he was ready to leave. In an effort to "hurry my gram along", he went and sat in the car. And she LET HIM. She didn't decide to leave until over 3 hours later! My gram didn't normally have this shiny of a spine. But I was not only the oldest grandkid, I was also the first to get married, so she wasn't letting him ruin it for her (or me)! My gram is easily one of my favorite people on this planet, so I choose to remember most her shiny spine than my grandfather's dickish one on that day.

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

That is within the US Army. There maybe more lost in other armies across the world.

30 Times Dating Profiles Were So Horrible, They Had To Be Shamed Online

No feminist qualities and conservative, but she's paying for the first date? Wonder how many of his own boxes he ticks.

30 Times Dating Profiles Were So Horrible, They Had To Be Shamed Online

Ooh, fell at the final hurdle

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Joe Reaves • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

35 Of The Best Reactions And Memes About Eurovision 2022

TBF they are neighbours and there's a lot of crossover in the population due to borders having moved so much over history. Not sure Romania and Spain have the same connection lol.

Parents Adopt A Strange Dog, Find Out It's Actually A Wolf Hybrid, It Turns Out To Be The Most Wholesome Dog Ever

So what is this intelligent and stubborn animal crossed with? A husky... yeah, that'll help /s

35 Of The Best Reactions And Memes About Eurovision 2022

TBF they are neighbours and there's a lot of crossover in the population due to borders having moved so much over history. Not sure Romania and Spain have the same connection lol.

Parents Adopt A Strange Dog, Find Out It's Actually A Wolf Hybrid, It Turns Out To Be The Most Wholesome Dog Ever

So what is this intelligent and stubborn animal crossed with? A husky... yeah, that'll help /s

If You Think People Are The Worst These Days, These 50 Wholesome Pics May Change Your Mind

And bright lovely colours too. Homeless people deserve to feel pretty.

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Joe Reaves • upvoted 6 items 2 days ago

If You Think People Are The Worst These Days, These 50 Wholesome Pics May Change Your Mind

It'd be a better society if these people didn't need to exist. Insulin is cheap. No one should die for lack of it. Period.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

I agree with your nope. Source: I've tripped over the painted lines in a parking lot.

If You Think People Are The Worst These Days, These 50 Wholesome Pics May Change Your Mind

It'd be a better society if these people didn't need to exist. Insulin is cheap. No one should die for lack of it. Period.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

I agree with your nope. Source: I've tripped over the painted lines in a parking lot.

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35 Of The Best Reactions And Memes About Eurovision 2022

A lot of grandma’s are saved in this picture

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Joe Reaves • commented on a post 3 days ago

40 Instantly-Relatable Memes About Work That Might Make You Laugh And Cry

Studies have shown that people are actually far more efficient if they have a 4 day week not a 5 day week, so there is literally no reason for companies to not implement it other than they enjoy making their employees' lives miserable because it makes them feel powerful.

Joe Reaves • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

30 Very Appropriate Jokes, As Shared On This "Clean Jokes" Online Group

It must have been his 'Imagine Asian'.

40 Instantly-Relatable Memes About Work That Might Make You Laugh And Cry

Live with a chronic medical issue? You don't get to decide what you do with your 24 hours

Joe Reaves • upvoted an item 4 days ago

Hey Pandas, Have Your "Spidey-Senses" Ever Saved You?

Who goes 80 in the rain in traffic!? Further, who goes 80 in the rain bumper to bumper?!!

Joe Reaves • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

Ugh I hate women like this. No means no and people should respect that. This guy did. I'd say he should be applauded but I'm not sure we should actually applaud people for meeting the minimum standards of decency. This woman on the other hand far surpasses the minimum standards of stupidity.

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

If he was responding to an emergency he wouldn't be stopped since the road ahead is clear. And he'd have his blues and twos going. While I can't tell about the siren from an image, there are no flashing lights on.

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

Not only is he all the way over the white line, he's completely blocking the pedestrian crossing.

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Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Actually Helpful Survival Tips? (Closed)

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Joe Reaves • commented on 6 posts 17 hours ago

35 Nightmare Wedding Guests The Bride And Groom Wished They Could Uninvite

You missed the part where she offered to have sex with the groom's 17 year old brother.

35 Nightmare Wedding Guests The Bride And Groom Wished They Could Uninvite

I hope you didn't get your deposit back (and then made him pay for it)

40 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

Clearly an ex-friend.

40 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

Oh I'm going to be giggling at this on and off all day. Some dogs are too smart for everyone else's good.

Joe Reaves • commented on 10 posts 1 day ago

Hey Pandas, Have Your "Spidey-Senses" Ever Saved You?

That's not really spidey sense - you're sensing the change in pressure and the more sudden the change the worse the pain. Its a pretty common trigger for people with migraines.

Hey Pandas, Have Your "Spidey-Senses" Ever Saved You?

35 Times YouTube Comments Were So Good, They Had To Be Shared Online

I think they meant doing something you *wouldn't* normally want to do.

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

Came here to say that!

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

Wasn't just Britain. And I think more of them went into paint than people's stomachs. But yeah we destroyed a whole load because humans are assholes.

30 Times Dating Profiles Were So Horrible, They Had To Be Shamed Online

Pretty sure he literally means he doesn't want a woman who thinks she has ANY rights, so I can't agree with you on that one being OK.

30 Times Dating Profiles Were So Horrible, They Had To Be Shamed Online

New Mom Warns Her Friend To Wear A Bra Before Meeting Baby, She Doesn't Listen And Calls Her Misogynistic

Joe Reaves • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

35 Of The Best Reactions And Memes About Eurovision 2022

TBF they are neighbours and there's a lot of crossover in the population due to borders having moved so much over history. Not sure Romania and Spain have the same connection lol.

Parents Adopt A Strange Dog, Find Out It's Actually A Wolf Hybrid, It Turns Out To Be The Most Wholesome Dog Ever

So what is this intelligent and stubborn animal crossed with? A husky... yeah, that'll help /s

If You Think People Are The Worst These Days, These 50 Wholesome Pics May Change Your Mind

And bright lovely colours too. Homeless people deserve to feel pretty.

Joe Reaves • commented on a post 3 days ago

40 Instantly-Relatable Memes About Work That Might Make You Laugh And Cry

Joe Reaves • upvoted 2 items 20 hours ago

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TIL in 1908, the NYT reported a story on a dog that would push kids into the Seine in order to earn beefsteak treats for “rescuing” them

Joe Reaves • upvoted 10 items 1 day ago

Insane-Youtube-Comments

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

I agree with your nope. Source: I've tripped over the painted lines in a parking lot.

35 Of The Best Reactions And Memes About Eurovision 2022

A lot of grandma’s are saved in this picture

Eurovision-2022-Memes-And-Reactions

Tried To Take A Panoramic Picture Of The Eiffel Tower Today, It Went Surprisingly Well

If You Think People Are The Worst These Days, These 50 Wholesome Pics May Change Your Mind

It'd be a better society if these people didn't need to exist. Insulin is cheap. No one should die for lack of it. Period.

There Is No Such Thing As A Stupid Question

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