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jknbt jknbt • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

symptom of a stroke, call for help

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

he can use his psychic vision to read the Matrix codes

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

symptom of a stroke, call for help

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

he can use his psychic vision to read the Matrix codes

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

hold him in front of the bathroom mirror, point to him, & ask if he knows that is him in the mirror... if he says yes, you have a self-aware genius cat....(and get back on your meds!)

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

what a doof!

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jknbt jknbt • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

50 Interesting Comparison Images That Will Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

we have the four seasons down here on the TX gulf coast too.... short 3 week winter in Feb... rainy season... hurricane season... dry fall season with summer temps in Nov.

50 Interesting Comparison Images That Will Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

beer & steaks will do this...

jknbt jknbt • commented on 21 posts 4 months ago

The 'Hard To Swallow Pill' Meme Has People Sharing Difficult Truths, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Popular Ones

they need to overcome the system & stop playing the role of victim-martyr... get off your backside, get an education, go to work, save, invest, grow, make something of yourself... AND STOP WHINING & BLAMING OTHERS FOR YOUR CRAPPY LIFE

75 Y.O. Man Puts Poster In Window Asking For Friends After Wife Dies

hmm... ran out of words before the last suggestion... 6) Go online & join two or three dating services... You can date people & have fun... Maybe even get married again.... 7) join a gym & exercise... you can't be depressed if you are moving your body... try it!

The 'Hard To Swallow Pill' Meme Has People Sharing Difficult Truths, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Popular Ones

75 Y.O. Man Puts Poster In Window Asking For Friends After Wife Dies

sad story... time to learn some coping strategies: 1) Get saved and enter into a close walk with God. This is the way of the hermit. Done correctly & well, you can enjoy a lifetime of enormous spiritual growth & progress. Don't blame God for your sad loss, but rather trust him to make the best of the whole situation you give him, see Romans 8:28. 2) Go online & join several chat blogs... people love to chat online. Only rarely do they ask your age. If they have a problem with age, move on to a blog with better people in it. 3) Go find a church with a church group that is mostly seniors... this can be a lot of fun... 4) Get by giving... you are still functioning, so go join some organization that does charitable work and helps people... 5) Go take a class at your local university or jr. college... They will have continuing education classes made up just for people like you... Learn to paint, speak Spanish, build websites, dance, or take a philosophy/theology class

40 Hilarious Photos Of Cats Being The Biggest Jerks To Dogs

the ultimate insult is to piss in someone's bed... or to poop there

30 Non-Americans Share What They Genuinely Think About What's Happening In America Right Now

you only get anarchy when democrats rule... dem governors, dem mayors, dem prosecutors, dem voters.... yep, that sounds like Oregon to me... these people burn down their own cities & then blame Trump... add dem psychosis to the above list

30 Non-Americans Share What They Genuinely Think About What's Happening In America Right Now

nope, more like Biden annoyed that all the ruckus forces him out of his nap & basement

Person Lists 13 Symptoms Of Depression That No One Talks About And People Are Applauding The Post

it could be worse, so look up... or perhaps you didn't want to burden us by mentioning different types of severe complications such as schizophrenia (all manner of different types & flavors), catatonia, negative side effects due to efforts at self-treatment, religious psychosis, paranoia, psychotic outbursts (they only happen at the most embarrassing time possible), delusions of grandeur and other delusions, unstable work history causing unemployment and poverty, chronic social isolation, the list goes on and on... what a nightmare...

Person Lists 13 Symptoms Of Depression That No One Talks About And People Are Applauding The Post

what a nightmare, go for help, get on medication...

This House Listing Is Photoshopped So Badly, People Are "Improving" It In The Comments

nonsense, a personal inspection followed by a thorough disclaimer description will take away any right to a claim like this... any jury would applaud the dry humor found here

This House Listing Is Photoshopped So Badly, People Are "Improving" It In The Comments

the bottom line is that this abusive excess got people looking at the listing & possibly thinking about renting... this is what I call "back-handed advertising".... sort of like a movie that is so bad that it is good... I am sure they rented this eyesore...

30 Movies That Could've Ended In 10 Minutes If The Characters Had Just Used Their Brains For A Bit

I need a blue pill antidote... got one?

30 Of The Funniest “This Is When I Realized This Person Is Stupid On A Whole New Level” Stories

a chem plant electrical supervisor was training the new apprentice electrician on how to work on energized high voltage equipment. The was a metal cage enclosing a three-phase 2300 VAC switch-gear set up that was the motor control starter for a high horsepower motor. The supervisor opened up the locked cage and pointed to the three exposed bus wires which were all energized at the time. He warned the apprentice that he should never put his finger or hand within one-half inch of an exposed wire energized with 2300 VAC because the electricity could arc over one-half inch. To illustrate the point, he put his finger within one-half inch of the exposed power wire. Sure enough, the electricity reached an arc over to his finger. It electrocuted him on the spot. The EMTs were not able to get him back. He trained the apprentice well. The apprentice will never do this after this poignant illustrated lesson. (true story, no kidding! somebody notify the Darwin Awards people)

Obituary For Idaho Witch Holly Blair Goes Viral For Being Ridiculously Amusing

please forward her emails to: Hollysjailcell@hell.com or general emails addressed to her kind at abominablesinthebellyofhell@hell.com

"625 Words To Know In Your Target Language": Clever Language Learning Hack Goes Viral

will somebody post a spreadsheet with these english words crossed with the translated words from the seven most-spoken languages in the world? If you can talk these seven languages, you can talk to 95% of the people in the world... expand that to the ten most spoken languages, and you can talk to 98% of the people in the world... some linguist please help here, use google translate, and also list options... thanks!

Person Asks Others "What Is The Most 'Why The Hell Do You Know That' Fact," Receives 30 Random Answers

who discovered that? yuck!

A Simple Explanation On Why Racism Doesn't Make Any Sense Shared By Bill Nye The Science Guy

In the US, some people don't like people whose skin is darker than theirs. This is hypocritical and wrong because all of our ancestors were dark skinned Africans (even if you have to go back in your genealogy 50,000 years). The skin pigment melanin is a good gift from the Creator. People who live on the equator need a lot of it to avoid melanoma skin cancer, so dark skin is a good gift from God if you live in South Sudan or someplace else on the equator. The problem is that too much melanin skin color blocks sunlight to the point that people who live in northern latitudes like Scandinavia cannot get enough sunlight on their skin for their bodies to make vitamin D. So the Creator made it so that people that live in the far north to have lighter colored skin. This is another good gift of the Creator. People that live in middle latitudes like the Mediterranean need only moderate levels. So don't hate the Creator because of how he colors peoples' skin, okay?

A Simple Explanation On Why Racism Doesn't Make Any Sense Shared By Bill Nye The Science Guy

in the US, some people don't like immigrants. This is hypocritical & wrong because everyone in the US and the Americas is an immigrant. Even the native Americans are immigrants since they moved in 15,000 years ago.

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jknbt jknbt • commented on 13 posts 5 months ago

192 Of The Most Brutal Tweets About Celebrities That They Were Asked To Read Themselves

so how do you explain the queen of england? willie looks embalmed...

Person Asks "What Is So Stupid But It Actually Really Works?" And 30 People Deliver

old hiker's technique to avoid bruises & blisters after a long hike in the woods

192 Of The Most Brutal Tweets About Celebrities That They Were Asked To Read Themselves

so how do you explain the queen of england? willie looks embalmed...

Person Asks "What Is So Stupid But It Actually Really Works?" And 30 People Deliver

old hiker's technique to avoid bruises & blisters after a long hike in the woods

Person Asks "What Is So Stupid But It Actually Really Works?" And 30 People Deliver

if you want to promote to be a manager, dress like a manager

Person Asks "What Is So Stupid But It Actually Really Works?" And 30 People Deliver

on a positive note, the infection rate for leprosy dropped dramatically over the last 140 years as people began to take daily showers or baths... the bacteria must stay on the skin for days before it finds a point of access into the body... daily showers remove this bacteria... so be sure & shower or bathe daily, folks!

“And Then I Got Fired”: 30 People Share How They Got Fired

I hired in as a contractor to service industrial analyzers in a major refinery. The crew boss did not like me and got rid of me after only 10 days. I found out that I was number 32 of the men he had gotten rid of in the last six years (long term turnover problem). The Company president & HR did not have the management expertise or wisdom to recognize that this man was practicing the worst form of Compensation. He could not feel like a big man unless he was firing someone, ruining their reputation, and spoiling their career. He had been punishing the world for his shortcomings all his life, especially since he took on the job managing that crew at the refinery. And yes, he was short in the pants.... I complained in writing & in person defending my work based on the close notes I took of dozens of assignments. The client let him stay in the plant, but all supervisory responsibilities were taken away. The president, v.p., and HR manager were fired eventually, good riddance, jerks

I Bought An Old 1995 RV, And Here's How I Transformed It Into A Beautiful Home For Me And Two Kittens That I Recently Adopted (21 Pics)

road life can be a lot of fun... this is how rich people are spending vacations this year since the CV has shut down the big tourist destinations... go ahead and treat yourself to a nice long steamy hot, soaky bubble bath every now & then at the Motel 6... showers in miniature shower stalls can get old... HAVE FUN!

People Are Posting Their Most Embarrassing Childhood Photos (50 New Pics)

nerds rule...so go out & be the next gates, zuckerberg, or bezos!

Guy Writes A 'Why Every US President Sucks' Thread, Roasts All 45 Presidents That The US Has Had

how pathetic David that you are so full of hate. you probably hate your mother because you didn't get that extra serving of ice cream you wanted when you were six years old, and you still can't get over it...boo hoo... yep, your memory and hate must stretch that deep... you are a hater. What have you accomplished in your little life other than criticizing other people?

26 People Who Found Foxes In Their Houses And Shared Pics Online

they can't be house broken... they will poop on your kitchen counter while you are fixing breakfast in front of them.... ewww!

50 Funny Animal Posts That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile (New Pics)

another home invasion... STAND YOUR GROUND!

50 Funny Animal Posts That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile (New Pics)

change the bear's nasty water, okay? they poop into the water

50 Funny Animal Posts That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile (New Pics)

big rat...

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

genius

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jknbt jknbt • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

symptom of a stroke, call for help

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

he can use his psychic vision to read the Matrix codes

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

hold him in front of the bathroom mirror, point to him, & ask if he knows that is him in the mirror... if he says yes, you have a self-aware genius cat....(and get back on your meds!)

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

what a doof!

jknbt jknbt • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

50 Interesting Comparison Images That Will Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

we have the four seasons down here on the TX gulf coast too.... short 3 week winter in Feb... rainy season... hurricane season... dry fall season with summer temps in Nov.

50 Interesting Comparison Images That Will Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

beer & steaks will do this...

jknbt jknbt • commented on 14 posts 4 months ago

The 'Hard To Swallow Pill' Meme Has People Sharing Difficult Truths, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Popular Ones

75 Y.O. Man Puts Poster In Window Asking For Friends After Wife Dies

40 Hilarious Photos Of Cats Being The Biggest Jerks To Dogs

the ultimate insult is to piss in someone's bed... or to poop there

30 Non-Americans Share What They Genuinely Think About What's Happening In America Right Now

nope, more like Biden annoyed that all the ruckus forces him out of his nap & basement

Person Lists 13 Symptoms Of Depression That No One Talks About And People Are Applauding The Post

what a nightmare, go for help, get on medication...

This House Listing Is Photoshopped So Badly, People Are "Improving" It In The Comments

nonsense, a personal inspection followed by a thorough disclaimer description will take away any right to a claim like this... any jury would applaud the dry humor found here

This House Listing Is Photoshopped So Badly, People Are "Improving" It In The Comments

30 Movies That Could've Ended In 10 Minutes If The Characters Had Just Used Their Brains For A Bit

I need a blue pill antidote... got one?

30 Of The Funniest “This Is When I Realized This Person Is Stupid On A Whole New Level” Stories

Obituary For Idaho Witch Holly Blair Goes Viral For Being Ridiculously Amusing

please forward her emails to: Hollysjailcell@hell.com or general emails addressed to her kind at abominablesinthebellyofhell@hell.com

"625 Words To Know In Your Target Language": Clever Language Learning Hack Goes Viral

jknbt jknbt • upvoted 2 items 6 months ago

49 Stories From People Who Met A Real Life 'Karen'

Good one, Wil!

49 Stories From People Who Met A Real Life 'Karen'

Let's just solve that misunderstanding that Karen is a name. It's not. It's an abbreviation. Known Abhorrent Rabid Evil Nutcase.

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This Church Is Going Viral For Its Clever Signs (19 Pics)

yes, this goes all the way back to Abraham...if you are going to walk a close personal walk with God, the first step is to separate yourself from the world...In Abraham's case, God required him to leave Ur, Babylon, & Haran. He required him to separate from his pagan, idol-worshipping relatives, even his own brother. God did not enter into covenant with Abraham until he and nephew Lot finally separated. Yes, this applies directly to getting saved and walking with Jesus on the Emmaus Road. If you don't know what I am talking about, look it up in Gen. 12-22 & Luke 24.

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“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

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