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Xenon • commented on 4 posts 1 hour ago

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

He got the monster who attacked Mom!

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

Hypnomoth. The guy in front is already gone.. The gut in back is e high priest of the cult of Hypnomoth.

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Xenon • upvoted 2 items 14 hours ago

This Online Page Explores "The Darker Side Of Science", And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Memes And Posts

Answer: 42

Proud Raccoon Momma Brings Her 4 Kids To Meet The Lady That’d Been Feeding Her

There's a reason wildlife experts tell people DO NOT FEED WILD ANIMALS. You think you're doing something nice but all you're doing is making these animals incredibly vulnerable. Teaching them to associate humans with food means they're not learning to find food in the wild. What if you move away and someone who doesn't feed them moves in? Will they become aggressive when you don't feed them? Will they go to other, less friendly humans looking for food? Will they starve to death? If you're looking to connect with nature, do so from a distance. Enjoy wild animals that come into your space without touching or feeding them. Plant gardens that provide food for them. Your Instagram clout isn't worth animals lives. I'm sure I'll be downvoted for this since the comments are full of people who apparently feed wild animals and think they're doing the right thing.

Xenon • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

Proud Raccoon Momma Brings Her 4 Kids To Meet The Lady That’d Been Feeding Her

This is why we don't feed wild animals, despite cute tiktok videos.

Funny, People

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

Xenon • commented on a post 1 day ago

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

Sounds like you take very good care of your furry buddies.

Xenon • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

We have two and sometimes leave them at home when we go into town. The one is a rescue from a hoarding situation and loves his crate. Guessing he sees it as his own private santuary. I have cameras set up so I can check on them and he streches out and sleeps. The other is an older JRT and I used to let him roam the house but he would sit by the door or front window and whine. Got a crate for him and he does the same, curls up and dozes while we are gone. We are gone 5 hours at the most. Longer trips and they go to a kennel. Just have to make sure the crate is big enough, they are comfortable with it , *never* use it for punishment, and let them out for a good run walk before you leave. Dogs are denning animals so if used properly a crate is OK.

People Are Destroying Couple With "We Will Adopt Your Baby" Sign, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Posts

Babies aside, I cannot believe that soulless b i t c h got only 20 years.

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

People Are Destroying Couple With "We Will Adopt Your Baby" Sign, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Posts

Babies aside, I cannot believe that soulless b i t c h got only 20 years.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Worst Restaurant Experience As A Customer Or Employee?

It was my first trip to Jackson Hole, Wyoming. I forget the name of the quaint little restaurant on the square. But this drunk obnoxious woman was talking loudly with a trash mouth. She said," I have more class in my little f**king finger."Ya da, ya da. I don't know why management put up with this, totally ruined my dinner. So I said loud enough for her to hear and with a " try me stare " looking dead at her. " Gee, I thought we left all the rednecks in Alabama" she turned and left. Management apologized to us. I told them not to worry about it. I fixed it.

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Xenon • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

40 Examples Of Beauty Salons Doing People Dirty

Looks like Chiclets glued on. Pieces of gum, BTW.

Hey Pandas, What Do You Do For A Living?

Hot industry now, good luck!

40 Examples Of Beauty Salons Doing People Dirty

Looks like Chiclets glued on. Pieces of gum, BTW.

Hey Pandas, What Do You Do For A Living?

Hot industry now, good luck!

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

Seems a bit cruel to leave a dog in a crate all day. Doggy daycare maybe?

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

Personally I would find that pretty cool, except having to catch em all to move them outside.

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Xenon • submitted a list addition 2 days ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Do For A Living?

Xenon • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

I think the toads keep the spider den clean of pests in return.

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

I used to have bunches of them winter over on my kitchen windowsill. Never wandered around or anything, just hang out. You can also buy ladybug eggs to hatch and release in your garden, they eat aphids so are beneficial.

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

I think the toads keep the spider den clean of pests in return.

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

30 Things That Are Cool When You're A Kid But Are Very Much The Opposite When You're An Adult

And most of them suck bad. No freaking way am I paying hundreds for hyped up cheap Chinese c**p.

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Xenon • upvoted an item 3 days ago

“So TikTok Got Me Fired”: Woman In The Tech Industry Loses Her New Job After Her Employer Finds Her TikTok Account

In an at will jurisdiction they can let someone go for any reason as long as its not one protected by law. Easily avoided.

Xenon • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

This Instagram Account Shares 50 Interesting And Fact-Checked Things You Might Not Know About The World

I'd kind of like to live there.

Lawyers Who Write Wills Are Sharing The 40 Weirdest And Craziest Requests Their Clients Have Made

He also had barrels of coins he proposed as legal tender in his basement. They had the phrase "mind your business" on them. I have a replica of one. The originals are in a museum I think.

Xenon • upvoted 3 items 4 days ago

Lawyers Who Write Wills Are Sharing The 40 Weirdest And Craziest Requests Their Clients Have Made

How many pets end up going to kill shelters and being euthanised following their owner's death? I hope provision was made to rehome the poor cats when she died.

30 Funny And Confusing Pics Posted By The “Images That Require More Context” Twitter Page (New Pics)

A truck carrying hagfish crashed on a road with the car in the picture. Hagfish release slime when disturbed, car covered in slime. Think I’ve got that right?

Lawyers Who Write Wills Are Sharing The 40 Weirdest And Craziest Requests Their Clients Have Made

How many pets end up going to kill shelters and being euthanised following their owner's death? I hope provision was made to rehome the poor cats when she died.

30 Funny And Confusing Pics Posted By The “Images That Require More Context” Twitter Page (New Pics)

A truck carrying hagfish crashed on a road with the car in the picture. Hagfish release slime when disturbed, car covered in slime. Think I’ve got that right?

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Monarch butterfly populations are doing better. Not out of the dark, but better. I found a monarch caterpillar on my milkweed the other day.

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Xenon • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

30 Weird, Disturbing, And Downright Cursed Shirts People Actually Wear, As Shared By These Twitter Accounts

I'm guessing they couldn't find it?

30 Weird, Disturbing, And Downright Cursed Shirts People Actually Wear, As Shared By These Twitter Accounts

Gives a whole new meaning to ball pit.

Xenon • upvoted 7 items 5 days ago

Hey Pandas, What Makes You Really Angry?

Men thinking they have any right to decide what a woman can and can't do with their own body.

Funny

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

Hey Pandas, What Makes You Really Angry?

Men thinking they have any right to decide what a woman can and can't do with their own body.

Funny

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

30 Weird, Disturbing, And Downright Cursed Shirts People Actually Wear, As Shared By These Twitter Accounts

Some ladies still don't think it's important...they shave it off to draw it back on

People, Wedding

Woman Upset She Doesn't Get To Do Anything Special In Husband's Sister's Wedding, Despite Her Being A Huge Bully To Sister Back In The Day

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Xenon • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

Guarantee your luggage will end up somewhere unexpected.

Entitled Brother Drops His Kids Off At Sister's House Without Asking, Wants Her To Pay For Childcare After She Refuses To Babysit

Reminds me of the post where the grandparents are raising the grandchild because she was too young to raise her. Daughter in her 30's has another kid she is too "busy" to raise and now expects her parents to raise e latest kid! F a bunch of that you entitle piece of c**p!!

Xenon • upvoted an item 6 days ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

AFTER they became congress members.

Xenon • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

50 Animals That Don't Get The Recognition They Absolutely Deserve, As Shared In This Informative Online Thread

Wow! Never knew that. I know scorpions glow under black light too.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You’re Saving Up For? (Closed)

Yes, animals hurt or sick, things like having to euthanize a beloved pet, things like that. It can be a rough job emotionally. Worthwhile and important job, I hope you succeed!

Xenon • submitted a new post 5 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's You Pets Formal Name And Why?

Xenon • submitted a list addition 2 days ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Do For A Living?

Xenon • submitted a list addition 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Gossip Of The Day? (Closed)

Xenon • submitted 2 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Best Money Saving Tips? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Did You Learn About The Culture Of Another Country, Not From A Book? (Closed)

Xenon • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is A "Useful" Survival Tip That Will Wind Up Useless In The Long Run? (Closed)

Xenon • submitted 2 list additions 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Weirdest Phobia? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's You Pets Formal Name And Why?

Xenon • submitted 2 list additions 6 months ago

Happy Holidays, Pandas! What's A Fun Christmas Tradition You Have? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Best White Elephant Exchange Gift You've Received? (Closed)

Xenon • submitted 2 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are You Sure Of But Can’t Prove? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Scar You Have And How Did You Get It? (Closed)

Xenon • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best One Liner?

Xenon • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Hilarious Time When You Mistook Something For Paranormal? (Closed)

Xenon • submitted 7 list additions 1 year ago

Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Pet Peeves? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of The Strangest Thing In Your Room (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Way You've Gotten Hurt/Sick? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Best Comeback? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Did You Name Your Pet And Why? (Closed)

Xenon • commented on 4 posts 1 hour ago

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

Technically he was there,

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

How about turning it off??

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

He got the monster who attacked Mom!

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

Hypnomoth. The guy in front is already gone.. The gut in back is e high priest of the cult of Hypnomoth.

Xenon • commented on a post 1 day ago

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

Sounds like you take very good care of your furry buddies.

Xenon • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

40 Examples Of Beauty Salons Doing People Dirty

Looks like Chiclets glued on. Pieces of gum, BTW.

Hey Pandas, What Do You Do For A Living?

Hot industry now, good luck!

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

Seems a bit cruel to leave a dog in a crate all day. Doggy daycare maybe?

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

Personally I would find that pretty cool, except having to catch em all to move them outside.

Xenon • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

I think the toads keep the spider den clean of pests in return.

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

30 Things That Are Cool When You're A Kid But Are Very Much The Opposite When You're An Adult

And most of them suck bad. No freaking way am I paying hundreds for hyped up cheap Chinese c**p.

Xenon • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

This Instagram Account Shares 50 Interesting And Fact-Checked Things You Might Not Know About The World

I'd kind of like to live there.

Lawyers Who Write Wills Are Sharing The 40 Weirdest And Craziest Requests Their Clients Have Made

He also had barrels of coins he proposed as legal tender in his basement. They had the phrase "mind your business" on them. I have a replica of one. The originals are in a museum I think.

Xenon • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

30 Weird, Disturbing, And Downright Cursed Shirts People Actually Wear, As Shared By These Twitter Accounts

I'm guessing they couldn't find it?

30 Weird, Disturbing, And Downright Cursed Shirts People Actually Wear, As Shared By These Twitter Accounts

Gives a whole new meaning to ball pit.

Xenon • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

Guarantee your luggage will end up somewhere unexpected.

Entitled Brother Drops His Kids Off At Sister's House Without Asking, Wants Her To Pay For Childcare After She Refuses To Babysit

Xenon • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

50 Animals That Don't Get The Recognition They Absolutely Deserve, As Shared In This Informative Online Thread

Wow! Never knew that. I know scorpions glow under black light too.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You’re Saving Up For? (Closed)

Yes, animals hurt or sick, things like having to euthanize a beloved pet, things like that. It can be a rough job emotionally. Worthwhile and important job, I hope you succeed!

Xenon • upvoted 9 items 3 hours ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Worst Restaurant Experience As A Customer Or Employee?

Proud Raccoon Momma Brings Her 4 Kids To Meet The Lady That’d Been Feeding Her

This is why we don't feed wild animals, despite cute tiktok videos.

Funny, People

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

This Online Page Explores "The Darker Side Of Science", And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Memes And Posts

Answer: 42

People-Share-The-Darker-Side-Of-Science

Xenon • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

People Are Destroying Couple With "We Will Adopt Your Baby" Sign, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Posts

Babies aside, I cannot believe that soulless b i t c h got only 20 years.

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

Xenon • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Do For A Living?

I'm a Personal Support Worker. I care for the elderly. I treat them the way I would want my grandmother to be treated. I love my job and go to work happy every day. *Visit your parents*