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Jean-luc Picard • commented on 14 posts 2 years ago

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

It's all about maximising what you have. I have friends in the same boat. Clapped out cars that they have fixed up that seem to outlast any other on the road. Always made the 'richer' kids jealous. Makes you wonder who is really the 'rich' one.

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

Cool kid gets to sit with Jason Statham's lady Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Lucky lad.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

Cool kid gets to sit with Jason Statham's lady Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Lucky lad.

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

Damn, that was a bit too funny. Coffee, meet computer screen.

50 Hilariously Horrible 'Worst Summer Jobs'

Easy mistake to make. I guess??

50 Hilariously Horrible 'Worst Summer Jobs'

Don't worry - Joe's a dick.

113 Times Bosses Did Something So Stupid It Instantly Made Their Workers Quit Or Lose Will To Work

Should mention his business partner is hot as! Yeah, my wife. I'm able to hit on my partner during 'work' hours, too.

113 Times Bosses Did Something So Stupid It Instantly Made Their Workers Quit Or Lose Will To Work

My boss makes me work long hours including weekends with no extra pay, no paid leave of any sort (sick leave, vacation), can't leave my work until it's completed, have to go back later to complete work at no pay, have to complete my own work then do accounts/invoicing bank trips - all for no extra pay. I can have a day off when I want but don't get paid. He's a real bastard. Did I mention I'm self-employed?

113 Times Bosses Did Something So Stupid It Instantly Made Their Workers Quit Or Lose Will To Work

Didn't Trump do this to one of those people he sacked? Guy only had days or a couple of weeks until retirement?

113 Times Bosses Did Something So Stupid It Instantly Made Their Workers Quit Or Lose Will To Work

Here in Australia you get so many paid sick days, so many paid annual leave, varied maternity/paternity leave (a mix of full time pay and part time pay), (unpaid) domestic violence leave, and some other types I may have missed. .We have universal health care, so being sick shouldn't be a catastrophe and have plenty of laws that make it difficult to fire somebody for bullshit reasons. .Where you work often determines exactly how much time you get off. .Probably not perfect but seems to work well although you can still have a shit job and work with real losers and dickheads.

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Jean-luc Picard • upvoted 26 items 2 years ago

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

actually, when making ANY sandwich l ALWAYS put butter/marg on first..can't stand a sandwich NOT having this ingredient..

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

It's mainly food ones for me too. We lived on the edge of a small farming town with nothing but wheat fields past our backyard, half of which was taken up by a veggie garden (we were on just about an acre of land). I grew to love eating vegetables raw or cooked including potatoes, which would freak out my friends. Also would eat lemons like they were oranges. Grossed kids (and one teacher) out with peanut butter and banana sandwiches for lunch at school. And every now and then would put peanuts into a bottle of 7-Up, Sprite, or Coke, and eat them as I drank my soda, which people thought was crazy.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

actually, when making ANY sandwich l ALWAYS put butter/marg on first..can't stand a sandwich NOT having this ingredient..

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Drawing portraits on an Etch-A-Sketch.

113 Times Bosses Did Something So Stupid It Instantly Made Their Workers Quit Or Lose Will To Work

America sucks that's why!

50 Hilariously Horrible 'Worst Summer Jobs'

Is actually possible their first language isn't English maybe? Different languages actually have different punctuation. In my language(Russian) you would very much need a comma there. English punctuation still confuses me sometimes even though from experience I can avoid mistakes like that by now.

113 Times Bosses Did Something So Stupid It Instantly Made Their Workers Quit Or Lose Will To Work

God, I am SO GLAD that I live in Europe where most of this sh*t would be totally illegal!!!

113 Times Bosses Did Something So Stupid It Instantly Made Their Workers Quit Or Lose Will To Work

It was a joke. I assumed it was an acronym.

113 Times Bosses Did Something So Stupid It Instantly Made Their Workers Quit Or Lose Will To Work

Why would you want to be paid in soda anyway?

50 Hilariously Horrible 'Worst Summer Jobs'

I would have nicknamed you Blockhead. XD

Apparently, I Have Been Doing Cardio Wrong My Whole Life. She Has A Coffee And A Kindle

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

People with a sense of humor. Sorry about your loss.

Woman Photographs Strangers To Show How People React To Overweight People

That and this lady keeps making weird expressions or ostentatiously getting in people's way & making weird poses, I'd be looking at her funny based solely on that.

52 Brutally Honest Reactions To The Gun Situation In America That Will Make You Think

Being Anti-AR15 is not like being anti-gun. It's kinda like being anti-rape but not anti-sex.

52 Brutally Honest Reactions To The Gun Situation In America That Will Make You Think

What's wrong with kids in your country?

Kid Gets Suspended For Fighting Back Against Bully And His Dad Has The Best "Punishment" For Him

My daughter was always smaller than the other kids in her class when she was in kindergarten. There was one little boy who repeatedly picked on her, from hair pulling to pushing her down on the play ground. I spoke to the recess monitor (repeatedly), I spoke to her teacher and finally went to the principal. These assholes actually thought it was "cute" that this little prick had such a crush on my daughter. I gave her permission to defend herself and the next time he tried to hit her, she dropped him with a well placed kick to the nuts. I had saved copies of every note I sent the school as well as all emails between the principal & myself - going back almost 6 months. Hell no she didn't get suspended. He didn't receive any punishment either, but he stayed well away from her after that. What are parents supposed to do when the system fails a child? I suppose I could have beaten up HIS Mom, but jail has never really appealed to me.

52 Brutally Honest Reactions To The Gun Situation In America That Will Make You Think

My teacher, after the Florida shooting, said this bit of rationality: "If any more Arming Teachers stuff goes through, I'm quitting. My job description does not include taking a bullet for a kid". Don't force this stuff on teachers.

Woman Photographs Strangers To Show How People React To Overweight People

Victor Alexander - I am both fat and impressively pale. I agree with the previous posters. Sure, there were a few who were actually laughing at her - whether it is because she was posing in front of a busy walkway, because she (like me) is incredibly pale, or because she was fat, we don’t know. Many were simply looking in her direction or at her with neutral expressions, the same way we must see someone in order not to walk into them. Yes, one or two stood out as being fat-shaming, but most of them seemed much more innocent than that.

Kid Gets Suspended For Fighting Back Against Bully And His Dad Has The Best "Punishment" For Him

Three failure points: The bully, the parents of the bully and the Principal. The kid was right to fight back since the school would obviously not protect him. The real shame here is the School Principal; whom is obviously too afraid to address the issue with any objectivity. Instead, retreats into a neutral position with the hope of appeasing the parents of the bully and not have to deal with them any further. Fairness in this case would be to suspend the bully and require him to attend some mandatory counseling. However, so many people like this Principal are not capable of making fair decisions, since taking a side—even when just—is often an uncomfortable commitment. What's needed is to remove people like this Principal from positions of influence.

Woman Photographs Strangers To Show How People React To Overweight People

AND give her a dirty look, as well! Cause, blocking foot traffic & causing an obstruction.

Woman Photographs Strangers To Show How People React To Overweight People

I thought that too. A lot (not all) of the reactions seemed to be about what she was doing, not how she looked.

Hilarious Guide To Dog Breeds That Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

lucky for you! mine demands the food right out of your mouth. no, not that food, that ones gross. the one that's in your mouth right now. no no once you take it out of your mouth it's not the one in your mouth anymore!! can i eat it directly from your mouth? no? why not!!!

Woman Photographs Strangers To Show How People React To Overweight People

I was thinking that none of these people are shaming anyone. People look at other people- that's part of being alive. Next will be people complaining that NO ONE is looking at them.....just live people! Please, try to make this world a better place, and just LIVE!!!

Woman Photographs Strangers To Show How People React To Overweight People

I wondered too about whether the tripod was visible. Also, in several shots, she's standing in the way of foot traffic. I'd look too, if somebody was just standing there and people had to walk around them.

Hilarious Guide To Dog Breeds That Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

ENGLISH SPRINGER SPANIEL *Your lap looks big enough for me! *Thinks it is fearsome *Is afraid of its own farts *GOOFY GOOF GOOF GOOF GOOF GOOF! https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/IMG_0492-5a8c7aac55b7f.jpg

Hilarious Guide To Dog Breeds That Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

BEAGLE- *LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE! *Farts and is proud of it *Every brain cell devoted to the finding of edibles *Have you heard the song of my people yet? https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/26169297_102526023885425_6464769236403520243_n-5a8c79c6753ae.jpg

Woman Photographs Strangers To Show How People React To Overweight People

I live in San Diego by Balboa Park and see people taking selfies all the time and I looks at them curiously as to why they are taking the pic there.

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Jean-luc Picard • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

Cool kid gets to sit with Jason Statham's lady Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Lucky lad.

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

Damn, that was a bit too funny. Coffee, meet computer screen.

50 Hilariously Horrible 'Worst Summer Jobs'

Easy mistake to make. I guess??

50 Hilariously Horrible 'Worst Summer Jobs'

Don't worry - Joe's a dick.

113 Times Bosses Did Something So Stupid It Instantly Made Their Workers Quit Or Lose Will To Work

Should mention his business partner is hot as! Yeah, my wife. I'm able to hit on my partner during 'work' hours, too.

113 Times Bosses Did Something So Stupid It Instantly Made Their Workers Quit Or Lose Will To Work

Didn't Trump do this to one of those people he sacked? Guy only had days or a couple of weeks until retirement?

113 Times Bosses Did Something So Stupid It Instantly Made Their Workers Quit Or Lose Will To Work

47 Times People Couldn't Believe Their Eyes At The Gym

I (and my partner) have our own home gym. That way we can embarrass each other in the privacy of our own home lol . .Please take this with the humour it was meant to be taken.

47 Times People Couldn't Believe Their Eyes At The Gym

Rather than being a dumbass, could it not be possible that some people genuinely don't know how to use the machines and may be too shy/embarrassed to ask for fear of, for example, being mocked?

47 Times People Couldn't Believe Their Eyes At The Gym

Hilarious Guide To Dog Breeds That Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

In that context a pet is a pat as in a scratch behind the ears. Forever. Don't stop. Ever lol

Hilarious Guide To Dog Breeds That Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

LOL I read that as you lock Dad away when the dog comes over. My bad.

The Potato Couple: She Was My Childhood Friend, And Now She's My Partner In Crime

She was probably going to say "Baby, do I look FA...bulous?"

The Potato Couple: She Was My Childhood Friend, And Now She's My Partner In Crime

What about her makeup and stuff?

The Potato Couple: She Was My Childhood Friend, And Now She's My Partner In Crime

She certainly seems a little 'clingy'.

The Potato Couple: She Was My Childhood Friend, And Now She's My Partner In Crime

Because it makes the girl seem smaller and more vulnerable.

If Countries Were People

A simple bloke with a beer and his Sheila at the family BBQ lol

49 Little Wholesome Comics Inspired By My Relationship With My Boyfriend And My Daily Struggles

Cute and beautiful at the same time. Well done Valérie.

Jean-luc Picard • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

actually, when making ANY sandwich l ALWAYS put butter/marg on first..can't stand a sandwich NOT having this ingredient..

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Drawing portraits on an Etch-A-Sketch.

113 Times Bosses Did Something So Stupid It Instantly Made Their Workers Quit Or Lose Will To Work

America sucks that's why!

50 Hilariously Horrible 'Worst Summer Jobs'

113 Times Bosses Did Something So Stupid It Instantly Made Their Workers Quit Or Lose Will To Work

God, I am SO GLAD that I live in Europe where most of this sh*t would be totally illegal!!!

113 Times Bosses Did Something So Stupid It Instantly Made Their Workers Quit Or Lose Will To Work

It was a joke. I assumed it was an acronym.

113 Times Bosses Did Something So Stupid It Instantly Made Their Workers Quit Or Lose Will To Work

Why would you want to be paid in soda anyway?

50 Hilariously Horrible 'Worst Summer Jobs'

I would have nicknamed you Blockhead. XD

Apparently, I Have Been Doing Cardio Wrong My Whole Life. She Has A Coffee And A Kindle

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

People with a sense of humor. Sorry about your loss.

Woman Photographs Strangers To Show How People React To Overweight People

That and this lady keeps making weird expressions or ostentatiously getting in people's way & making weird poses, I'd be looking at her funny based solely on that.

52 Brutally Honest Reactions To The Gun Situation In America That Will Make You Think

Being Anti-AR15 is not like being anti-gun. It's kinda like being anti-rape but not anti-sex.

52 Brutally Honest Reactions To The Gun Situation In America That Will Make You Think

What's wrong with kids in your country?

Kid Gets Suspended For Fighting Back Against Bully And His Dad Has The Best "Punishment" For Him

52 Brutally Honest Reactions To The Gun Situation In America That Will Make You Think

Woman Photographs Strangers To Show How People React To Overweight People

Kid Gets Suspended For Fighting Back Against Bully And His Dad Has The Best "Punishment" For Him

Woman Photographs Strangers To Show How People React To Overweight People

AND give her a dirty look, as well! Cause, blocking foot traffic & causing an obstruction.

Woman Photographs Strangers To Show How People React To Overweight People

I thought that too. A lot (not all) of the reactions seemed to be about what she was doing, not how she looked.

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