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Jasmine Palmer • commented on 2 posts 3 years ago

My Wife Insisted That I Put These Comics On The Internet – They’re About A Cat We Rescued (45 New Pics)

My cat did this plus rubbing his head on my underwear and purring. I called him pervert kitty. Lol.

3000 Hours Later, Here Are 102 Old Black & White Photos Of Famous People That I Colorized

That's a lovable face!

Jasmine Palmer • upvoted 12 items 3 years ago

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

This is truly creepy. 😱

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

uwu Please lord for I have sinned :((

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

This is truly creepy. 😱

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

uwu Please lord for I have sinned :((

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

Thank God, all we need is a thousand Orange Trumps running around the country!

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

😂😂😂😂😂

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

LOL..That's great!!

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

There isn't enough bleach in the world to cleanse my mind of this image.

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

You’re not allowed to close the border until you can close an umbrella

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

I don't mean to insult gremlins but maybe there's a reason Trump doesn't want to get wet....

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

Everyone thought Hitler was a joke too. The comparisons between Trump and Hitler are terrifying and terrifyingly real.

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

The soldiers look way less afraid of death than Trump of his umbrella

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

Looking at the photos it is probably better he wasn't there. Or we'd be watching him pushing other leads out the way to stand in front and stride off ahead. He would probably want to stand amongst the wreaths, because he is that important.

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

This will definitely haunt me in my sleep. Thanks. X_x

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Jasmine Palmer • upvoted 9 items 4 years ago

29 Times People Accidentally Found Their Doppelgängers In Museums And Couldn't Believe Their Eyes

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

29 Times People Accidentally Found Their Doppelgängers In Museums And Couldn't Believe Their Eyes

It's good as long as two of them doesn't met and draw a sword while yelling "ONLY ONE CAN REMAIN!".

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Jasmine Palmer • commented on a post 4 years ago

53 Times Americans Were Surprised By British Things

Hold on... what do you keep your hotdogs in?.... Also seriously what is with the sink bowl? I am british and I bloody hate those waste of time things.

Jasmine Palmer • commented on a post 5 years ago

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

Maybe they don't have a car...

Jasmine Palmer • upvoted 15 items 5 years ago

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

I'm with you. Totally understand not wanting to open up about personal issues too early in relationship.

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

Scary knife skills she's got there. She managed to cut through the seed, which is very hard. I suppose she used a Hattori Hanzo sword?

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

I'm with you. Totally understand not wanting to open up about personal issues too early in relationship.

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

Scary knife skills she's got there. She managed to cut through the seed, which is very hard. I suppose she used a Hattori Hanzo sword?

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

What kind of knife did she use?? I'm picturing Belushi's Samurai Delicatessen.

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

even if he lies to you about it?

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

There are rolling pins that you can fill with warm/cold water (depending on what dough you're making etc)

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

That's what you get for not properly explaining her what a "Mars Bar Slice" is. Especially. since it's not a common thing. I never heard of it either before this post.

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

Thankfully the bike was still there.

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

Not really. He could've said I'm hiring someone to clean, so the place is nice when you get back. Not say he was going to do it.

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

Not everyone can afford expensive cheese. Which I'm guessing isn't that far of a stretch given he's taking his lunch. Or, you know - shocker - some people like things you don't.

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

That fact that she got through that pit though.....

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

I don't think this makes her stupid :/

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

I have never heard of a mars bar slice.

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

I'm sorry, what? How do you get food INSIDE a rolling pin? What kind of crazy rolling pins do you have?

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

Wow, she's fetal-position level scared. I've never been that scared of anything.

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

I'm living proof that that's not true.

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Jasmine Palmer • commented on 2 posts 3 years ago

My Wife Insisted That I Put These Comics On The Internet – They’re About A Cat We Rescued (45 New Pics)

My cat did this plus rubbing his head on my underwear and purring. I called him pervert kitty. Lol.

3000 Hours Later, Here Are 102 Old Black & White Photos Of Famous People That I Colorized

That's a lovable face!

Jasmine Palmer • commented on a post 4 years ago

53 Times Americans Were Surprised By British Things

Hold on... what do you keep your hotdogs in?.... Also seriously what is with the sink bowl? I am british and I bloody hate those waste of time things.

Jasmine Palmer • commented on 12 posts 5 years ago

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

Maybe they don't have a car...

215 Reasons Why Anna Kendrick Is The Funniest Person On Twitter

Be glad gluten loves you...

59 Powerful NSFW Photos From The 2017 Birth Photo Competition Prove That Moms Are Badass

Aww! This one makes me well up. How beautiful!

59 Powerful NSFW Photos From The 2017 Birth Photo Competition Prove That Moms Are Badass

She looks so happy and relieved.

30 Animals That Look Like They’re About To Drop The Hottest Albums Of The Year

I kind of hope I live in a future where animals become music artists like this. Haha.

Action Figures Come To Life In Stunning Images By Japanese Photographer

What is your problem Lilya????

Action Figures Come To Life In Stunning Images By Japanese Photographer

I've never understood people who run away from things in a box step fashion...

Powerful NSFW Portraits Reveal What Real People Look Like Without Their Clothes On

He has amazing hair! :O

Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again (29 New Pics)

I'd say they are real, just very flattened froma sports bra.

Cat VS Window Cleaners

I want to be a window cleaner just so I can have this experience with cats.

72 Of The Worst Selfie Fails By People Who Forgot To Check The Background

Yeah her boyfriend mr left hand...

Jasmine Palmer • upvoted 13 items 3 years ago

30 Times Librarians Surprised Everyone With Their Sense Of Humor

just for mess with people add another sheet with 1 days without an attack

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

Thank God, all we need is a thousand Orange Trumps running around the country!

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

I don't mean to insult gremlins but maybe there's a reason Trump doesn't want to get wet....

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

Everyone thought Hitler was a joke too. The comparisons between Trump and Hitler are terrifying and terrifyingly real.

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

LOL..That's great!!

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

😂😂😂😂😂

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

uwu Please lord for I have sinned :((

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

This is truly creepy. 😱

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

There isn't enough bleach in the world to cleanse my mind of this image.

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

This will definitely haunt me in my sleep. Thanks. X_x

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

The soldiers look way less afraid of death than Trump of his umbrella

46 Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain

You’re not allowed to close the border until you can close an umbrella

Jasmine Palmer • upvoted 7 items 4 years ago

95 Adorable Comics That Hilariously Sum Up What It's Like Living With A Dog

A dog / cat owner ... No doubt

95 Adorable Comics That Hilariously Sum Up What It's Like Living With A Dog

Cute but looks like a ripoff of Simon's Cat.

95 Adorable Comics That Hilariously Sum Up What It's Like Living With A Dog

I could have commented every post by 'Aaaaaaaw' - love them all!

95 Adorable Comics That Hilariously Sum Up What It's Like Living With A Dog

Oh my gosh, my cat apparently thinks she's a dog, because she does 95% of these things.

95 Adorable Comics That Hilariously Sum Up What It's Like Living With A Dog

Hahaha that's what I thought Asia ....

95 Adorable Comics That Hilariously Sum Up What It's Like Living With A Dog

After seeing all these I feel like pugs are just cats in disguise.

29 Times People Accidentally Found Their Doppelgängers In Museums And Couldn't Believe Their Eyes

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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