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Madzdad the bard • commented on 8 posts 1 month ago

30 Of The Scariest And Creepiest Theories Shared By People On Reddit In A Viral Thread

That is the very definition of cognitive dissonance.

43 Of The Funniest Examples Of Awful Taste But Great Execution (New Pics)

My sink is in the shape of my state too, Colorado.

30 Of The Scariest And Creepiest Theories Shared By People On Reddit In A Viral Thread

That is the very definition of cognitive dissonance.

Perfectionists Are Giving Each Other Eye-Gasms By Sharing Satisfying "Perfect Fit" Photos (50 Pics)

It must be a Honda. Jesus said the disciples should be of one Accord...I'll show myself out.

Bill Nye Perfectly Shuts Down Anti-Maskers' Fake Science On Why Masks Don't Work

I don't call them "anti-maskers", they are simply "maskholes".

50 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Make Sure That Their Relationships Are Never Boring (New Pics)

Unless you have a cat or a toddler!

50 “DIY WHY” Projects That Probably Should Have Never Happened (New Pics)

I think you've hit rock bottom...

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Madzdad the bard • commented on a post 3 months ago

30 People Share Things That Are True, But No One Wants To Hear Them

You can't make anyone happy, only yourself, that is the only person you truly can control.

Madzdad the bard • commented on 4 posts 4 months ago

The Finalists Of The 2020 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards Have Been Announced And They Might Crack You Up

Be vewwy, vewwy qwuiet, I'm huntin' wabbits!

The Finalists Of The 2020 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards Have Been Announced And They Might Crack You Up

She asked, "Are you busy tonight?", and I said, "No, I'm just lion around!"

The Finalists Of The 2020 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards Have Been Announced And They Might Crack You Up

Be vewwy, vewwy qwuiet, I'm huntin' wabbits!

The Finalists Of The 2020 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards Have Been Announced And They Might Crack You Up

She asked, "Are you busy tonight?", and I said, "No, I'm just lion around!"

40 New Funny Tweets By Married People That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage

That would ducking pass me off!

'Weird History' Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened Throughout History

London has gone from "Unfordable River Town" to "UnAFfordable River Town"

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Madzdad the bard • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

40 Times Doggos Acted So Ridiculously When Riding In Cars That Their Owners Just Had To Take A Pic

"Hanging on the passenger side of his best friend's ride tryin to holler at me!" - No Scrub

The Finalists Of The 2020 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards Have Been Announced And They Might Crack You Up

Hot...hot...hot...hot...hot...hot!

40 Times Doggos Acted So Ridiculously When Riding In Cars That Their Owners Just Had To Take A Pic

"Hanging on the passenger side of his best friend's ride tryin to holler at me!" - No Scrub

The Finalists Of The 2020 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards Have Been Announced And They Might Crack You Up

Hot...hot...hot...hot...hot...hot!

Person Asks Others "What Is The Most 'Why The Hell Do You Know That' Fact," Receives 30 Random Answers

Pew pew making laser babies

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Madzdad the bard • commented on 7 posts 5 months ago

30 Of The Most Savage Things God Has Said On Twitter

Except for the geese.

30 Completely Unrelated Movies Described In One Sentence That Perfectly Fits Them Both

Avatar - Dances with Smurfs

30 Of The Most Savage Things God Has Said On Twitter

Except for the geese.

30 Completely Unrelated Movies Described In One Sentence That Perfectly Fits Them Both

Avatar - Dances with Smurfs

40 Ignorant People Getting Shut Down With Science Facts

It seems the only people in the US that use the metric system are scientists and drug dealers.

Karen Asks Priest Why He Tolerates ‘Prostitutes’ Following Him, Gets Shut Down

My rector (Episcopalian priest) has a bumper sticker on her car that says "Dear Lord, save me from your followers" I knew I liked her for a reason!

40 Hilarious Ads For Technology From The Past That Look Insanely Expensive Now

I actually had this. My dad added an extra 64k memory to the base 64k, but since it was an 8-bit OS, it could only access 64k of memory and the rest (that he paid several hundred $ for) could only be used as a RAM drive.

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Fake until you make it is absolutely real.

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Looking back at my divorce, this is absolutely true. There were days that the end of the tunnel seemed so far away, but persistence and a sense of humor got me through and life is wonderful today.

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Madzdad the bard • upvoted 3 items 5 months ago

"Always Wear Sunscreen!": 40 People Who Failed To Do It And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks

Looks like Neapolitan ice cream.

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

THIS 👏

"Always Wear Sunscreen!": 40 People Who Failed To Do It And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks

Looks like Neapolitan ice cream.

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

THIS 👏

Probably The Best One I've Seen So Far:

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Madzdad the bard • commented on 9 posts 6 months ago

40 Times People Got Into Accidental Science Experiments And Here Are The Best Ones

Oh lord, I can see the conspiracy nuts now, "Their making chemtrails from the windmills now!"

Dad Photoshops Kids’ Drawings As If They Were Real, And It’s Terrifyingly Funny

I didn't know they had camels in West Virginia!!

40 Times People Got Into Accidental Science Experiments And Here Are The Best Ones

Oh lord, I can see the conspiracy nuts now, "Their making chemtrails from the windmills now!"

Dad Photoshops Kids’ Drawings As If They Were Real, And It’s Terrifyingly Funny

I didn't know they had camels in West Virginia!!

Dad Photoshops Kids’ Drawings As If They Were Real, And It’s Terrifyingly Funny

Mutant honey badger don't care...

40 Of The Freshest Jokes About The Pandemic To Make You Laugh Or Cry (More New Pics)

But they are fine with Google, Apple and Facebook tracking their every move, sigh.

Girl Celebrates Her 8th Birthday By Having A Mermaid Photoshoot With Her Dad, And Their Smiles Say It All

My daughter didn't really have hair until she was two, I shaved my head and we went out for Halloween as Dr. Evil and Mini-me, too much fun! Also, cheers to the dads that will take their daughters to a Cheetah Girls concert at 8 years old. I still don't have my high frequency hearing back! ha.

Random Person Yells At A Mask-Wearing Nurse After Her 15-Hour Shift, She Pens The ‘Perfect’ Response

Those guys were maskholes!

50 Hilarious Times Students Took Stupidity To The Another Level

No, do you?

30 Pics That Illustrate Why America Is #1 When It Comes To Coronavirus Cases

They are clothed until further notice!

30 Pics That Illustrate Why America Is #1 When It Comes To Coronavirus Cases

Maga - Morons Are Governing America!

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Madzdad the bard • upvoted 5 items 6 months ago

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Girl Celebrates Her 8th Birthday By Having A Mermaid Photoshoot With Her Dad, And Their Smiles Say It All

Oh Yes that idealistic mode of doing something that makes a child happy.... We get it, you’d rather buy the kid something from Amazon.com and go back to your video game....

Hilariously-Funny-Covid-19-Jokes-Memes

Girl Celebrates Her 8th Birthday By Having A Mermaid Photoshoot With Her Dad, And Their Smiles Say It All

Oh Yes that idealistic mode of doing something that makes a child happy.... We get it, you’d rather buy the kid something from Amazon.com and go back to your video game....

Girl Celebrates Her 8th Birthday By Having A Mermaid Photoshoot With Her Dad, And Their Smiles Say It All

You know, I was going to comment something, but looking at your other comments all you do is bitch and complain and fat shame other posts. Get out of here with your negativity

Girl Celebrates Her 8th Birthday By Having A Mermaid Photoshoot With Her Dad, And Their Smiles Say It All

Why wait until you lose weight? I say go for it! This guy posed without any regard to his appearance, and people are applauding him for not caring what others think.

50 Photos Of Animals Having A Worse Day Than You

That bird made quite an impression!

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Madzdad the bard • commented on 8 posts 1 month ago

30 Of The Scariest And Creepiest Theories Shared By People On Reddit In A Viral Thread

That is the very definition of cognitive dissonance.

43 Of The Funniest Examples Of Awful Taste But Great Execution (New Pics)

My sink is in the shape of my state too, Colorado.

43 Of The Funniest Examples Of Awful Taste But Great Execution (New Pics)

It is the Colorado Convention Center in downtown Denver.

Hey Pandas, In Such A Crazy World, What Brings You Peace? (Closed)

Sometimes like a kidney stone, but they pass.

Perfectionists Are Giving Each Other Eye-Gasms By Sharing Satisfying "Perfect Fit" Photos (50 Pics)

It must be a Honda. Jesus said the disciples should be of one Accord...I'll show myself out.

Bill Nye Perfectly Shuts Down Anti-Maskers' Fake Science On Why Masks Don't Work

I don't call them "anti-maskers", they are simply "maskholes".

50 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Make Sure That Their Relationships Are Never Boring (New Pics)

Unless you have a cat or a toddler!

50 “DIY WHY” Projects That Probably Should Have Never Happened (New Pics)

I think you've hit rock bottom...

Madzdad the bard • commented on a post 3 months ago

30 People Share Things That Are True, But No One Wants To Hear Them

You can't make anyone happy, only yourself, that is the only person you truly can control.

Madzdad the bard • commented on 4 posts 4 months ago

The Finalists Of The 2020 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards Have Been Announced And They Might Crack You Up

Be vewwy, vewwy qwuiet, I'm huntin' wabbits!

The Finalists Of The 2020 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards Have Been Announced And They Might Crack You Up

She asked, "Are you busy tonight?", and I said, "No, I'm just lion around!"

40 New Funny Tweets By Married People That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage

That would ducking pass me off!

'Weird History' Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened Throughout History

London has gone from "Unfordable River Town" to "UnAFfordable River Town"

Madzdad the bard • commented on 7 posts 5 months ago

30 Of The Most Savage Things God Has Said On Twitter

Except for the geese.

30 Completely Unrelated Movies Described In One Sentence That Perfectly Fits Them Both

Avatar - Dances with Smurfs

40 Ignorant People Getting Shut Down With Science Facts

It seems the only people in the US that use the metric system are scientists and drug dealers.

Karen Asks Priest Why He Tolerates ‘Prostitutes’ Following Him, Gets Shut Down

My rector (Episcopalian priest) has a bumper sticker on her car that says "Dear Lord, save me from your followers" I knew I liked her for a reason!

40 Hilarious Ads For Technology From The Past That Look Insanely Expensive Now

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Fake until you make it is absolutely real.

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Looking back at my divorce, this is absolutely true. There were days that the end of the tunnel seemed so far away, but persistence and a sense of humor got me through and life is wonderful today.

Madzdad the bard • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

40 Times Doggos Acted So Ridiculously When Riding In Cars That Their Owners Just Had To Take A Pic

"Hanging on the passenger side of his best friend's ride tryin to holler at me!" - No Scrub

The Finalists Of The 2020 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards Have Been Announced And They Might Crack You Up

Hot...hot...hot...hot...hot...hot!

Person Asks Others "What Is The Most 'Why The Hell Do You Know That' Fact," Receives 30 Random Answers

Pew pew making laser babies

Madzdad the bard • upvoted 3 items 5 months ago

"Always Wear Sunscreen!": 40 People Who Failed To Do It And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks

Looks like Neapolitan ice cream.

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

THIS 👏

Probably The Best One I've Seen So Far:

Madzdad the bard • upvoted 5 items 6 months ago

Hilariously-Funny-Covid-19-Jokes-Memes

Girl Celebrates Her 8th Birthday By Having A Mermaid Photoshoot With Her Dad, And Their Smiles Say It All

Oh Yes that idealistic mode of doing something that makes a child happy.... We get it, you’d rather buy the kid something from Amazon.com and go back to your video game....

Girl Celebrates Her 8th Birthday By Having A Mermaid Photoshoot With Her Dad, And Their Smiles Say It All

You know, I was going to comment something, but looking at your other comments all you do is bitch and complain and fat shame other posts. Get out of here with your negativity

Girl Celebrates Her 8th Birthday By Having A Mermaid Photoshoot With Her Dad, And Their Smiles Say It All

Why wait until you lose weight? I say go for it! This guy posed without any regard to his appearance, and people are applauding him for not caring what others think.

50 Photos Of Animals Having A Worse Day Than You

That bird made quite an impression!

Madzdad the bard • upvoted an item 8 months ago

Divorce Lawyers Share Anonymous Stories Of The Weirdest Reasons Why Their Clients Broke Up (30 Pics)

That is a good reason to divorce, in my opinion

Madzdad the bard • upvoted 8 items 9 months ago

Someone Asks People To Share Facts That Sound Fake But Are Actually Real And They Deliver (30 Facts)

That is not mathematically possible.

30 Of The Best Jokes About Reopening America

As he drags Old Glory on the ground

30 Of The Worst Things That Have Ever Happened To People On A Date Shared By These People On Twitter

As an American, I apologize for him. All of him. I did NOT vote for the sociopath with little hands, but I'm still sorry. I tell people I'm Canadian.

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Jokes

35 Times People Spotted Others Acting Like Morons During This Outbreak And Shared Pics Online

I *live* here. I know it isn't the majority. But the main constituent groups that supported Trump were Christian Nationalists. He validates them, and the POTUS *is* stoking anti-China sentiment now.

35 Times People Spotted Others Acting Like Morons During This Outbreak And Shared Pics Online

I live in the Bible Belt and I do not feel this way. You are not helping by stereotyping.

35 Times People Spotted Others Acting Like Morons During This Outbreak And Shared Pics Online

Please don't judge a whole country by the actions of one racist idiot.

35 Times People Spotted Others Acting Like Morons During This Outbreak And Shared Pics Online

Thanks to trump and GOP they are now more vocal than ever. Ones you might never suspect are now emboldened to proudly show their hatred.

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