Bored Panda

James

Community Member

James

Community Member

Follow (11) Unfollow

0 posts

110 comments

17 upvotes

986 points

This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

Follow (11) Unfollow

Overview
Posts
List Additions
Comments
Upvotes
My Pandas

James • commented on a post 1 week ago

Facebook Page Shares 50 Memes That Might Teach You Something

Na is Sodium

James • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

35 Delusional Pet Owners Who Have Lost Touch With Reality

Not sure I could have made such a polite and dignified response under those circumstances. Class

50 Times People Spotted Simple Yet Genius Solutions In Their Hotels And Shared Them Online (New Pics)

why?

35 Delusional Pet Owners Who Have Lost Touch With Reality

Not sure I could have made such a polite and dignified response under those circumstances. Class

50 Times People Spotted Simple Yet Genius Solutions In Their Hotels And Shared Them Online (New Pics)

why?

50 Of The Funniest Conversations People Have Overheard In Courthouses

Better than being judged for things you might do in the future - minority report style

40 One-In-A-Million Coincidences That Are Hard To Believe Actually Happened, Shared In An Online Thread

Hardly a 'one in a million'

Show All 4 Comments

James • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

35 Delusional Pet Owners Who Have Lost Touch With Reality

There's rye, pumpernickel, sour dough, focaccia, and in your case, inbred.

30 Delusional And Completely Out-Of-Touch Things People Heard Others Say (New Answers)

I guess my question to both of you would be this: Do either of you know that NONE OF THIS IS REAL?

James • commented on 7 posts 3 weeks ago

“What Is Moral But Illegal?”: 30 People Are Sharing Some Of The Dumbest Laws Around The World

Don't agree with this one - you have a moral obligation to confirm that you are a safe driver.

“What Is Moral But Illegal?”: 30 People Are Sharing Some Of The Dumbest Laws Around The World

Really!?

“What Is Moral But Illegal?”: 30 People Are Sharing Some Of The Dumbest Laws Around The World

Don't agree with this one - you have a moral obligation to confirm that you are a safe driver.

“What Is Moral But Illegal?”: 30 People Are Sharing Some Of The Dumbest Laws Around The World

Really!?

“What Is Moral But Illegal?”: 30 People Are Sharing Some Of The Dumbest Laws Around The World

how is that morally correct?

Hey Pandas, Post Your Best Cooking Or Baking Fails (Closed)

what does a 'bunch' of milk look like!?

“What Is Moral But Illegal?”: 30 People Are Sharing Some Of The Dumbest Laws Around The World

need more context to this

“What Is Moral But Illegal?”: 30 People Are Sharing Some Of The Dumbest Laws Around The World

If it's not worked out after two attempts then i'd say that this law is to protect people from themselves. :)

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Show All 7 Comments

James • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

50 Times People Experienced A Serious Case Of Pareidolia In The Most Unusual Spots (New Pics)

To me it's more of a duckling sticking out its chest and flapping its wings.

James • commented on 2 posts 4 weeks ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

I can honestly say that they'll 'work' exactly the same

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

get locked up is what you should do!

James • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

50 Times People Did Stupid Things And Got Caught By The Internet (New Pics)

why is this on here?

40 Of The Smallest Hills People Are Prepared To Die On, As Shared In This Online Group

what if you eat a snake and ingest its venom...

50 Times People Did Stupid Things And Got Caught By The Internet (New Pics)

why is this on here?

40 Of The Smallest Hills People Are Prepared To Die On, As Shared In This Online Group

what if you eat a snake and ingest its venom...

Someone Asked, ‘What’s A Cool Fun Fact That You Know?’, 40 People Delivered

So it was formal wear before? nonsense!

Someone Asked, ‘What’s A Cool Fun Fact That You Know?’, 40 People Delivered

close but not quite

Show All 4 Comments

James • upvoted an item 1 month ago

40 Of The Smallest Hills People Are Prepared To Die On, As Shared In This Online Group

Technically so water is the same. However, the minerals, salts and contaminants do vary!

James • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

40 People Who Ended Up With Very Unappealing Food On Their Plates (New Pics)

Cookie burger - it's not even a contest!

34 Times Guys Humiliated Themselves By Mansplaining Things To Skilled Individuals, As Shared By Women On Twitter

By asking 'what's it for' kind of implies that you didn't know what it was or where to find it, or that you'd then suggest that he's asking for the wrong thing. Imagine role reversed and a woman asks a guy 'where is x' only to then be quizzed as to what it's for.? see where I'm coming from?

40 People Who Ended Up With Very Unappealing Food On Their Plates (New Pics)

Cookie burger - it's not even a contest!

34 Times Guys Humiliated Themselves By Mansplaining Things To Skilled Individuals, As Shared By Women On Twitter

30 Hilariously Obvious Lies On The Internet, As Shared By This Instagram Page

I must be getting old; I have no idea what any of that means!

Show All 3 Comments

James • commented on 11 posts 3 months ago

50 Obvious Things People Found Out Hilariously Late In Life

.I'd never considered what allspice is made from but have to admit I'd assumed it was a blend so TIL there's such a thing as an allspice tree, latin name Pimenta dioica

People Didn't Realize How Helpful These 30 Cooking Tips And Tricks Were Until They Started Using Them

I can imagine this would be very gooey and chewy, but a cookie it would not be

50 Obvious Things People Found Out Hilariously Late In Life

.I'd never considered what allspice is made from but have to admit I'd assumed it was a blend so TIL there's such a thing as an allspice tree, latin name Pimenta dioica

People Didn't Realize How Helpful These 30 Cooking Tips And Tricks Were Until They Started Using Them

I can imagine this would be very gooey and chewy, but a cookie it would not be

People Didn't Realize How Helpful These 30 Cooking Tips And Tricks Were Until They Started Using Them

You could do, but then whatever you're making will taste of apples and have the wrong texture

People Didn't Realize How Helpful These 30 Cooking Tips And Tricks Were Until They Started Using Them

Not really a cooking tip and it's also pretty obvious, although most would use freezer bags or cling film rather than parchment

People Didn't Realize How Helpful These 30 Cooking Tips And Tricks Were Until They Started Using Them

Worst Tip EVER! Instant mash is not good for anything

50 Pictures From The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity"

I thought the same thing, so went and checked my similar clock and sure enough the numerals do all point to centre ...shows how often i look at the thing but at least mine is the right way up! :)

40 Of The Most 'Uneducated' Posts Ever Spotted In This Online Group

Ignoring the fact that these are just pieces of celery removed from the plant that would die in plain water , the final message isn't wrong; artificial colourings can make people hyper active

This Online Group Is All About Fails That Fit Under The ‘You Had One Job’ Phrase (50 New Pics)

Spare wheel only has 4 bolt holes for a hub with 5

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

Don't think this belongs here - that DID happen

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

It wouldn't surprise me if this actually has happened. People from outside of UK may not realise that, unfortunately, the St George's cross is also associated with some organisations with extreme views that most certainly don't reflect the sentiments of the vast majority of English people

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

I'm not a fan of his but he is a professional footballer so being able to run 4.7km 5 minutes slower that the record for 5km isn't unreasonable - I don't see anything wrong with this other than 0 calories burnt!

Show All 11 Comments

James • commented on 3 posts 4 months ago

35 Scientists Share That "One Science Fact" They Wish The Whole World Would Know

nonsense

30 Times People Would've Rather Had Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

I think this one is ok; better to cut on a board than a late, and you pick the pie up with hand anyway, so no problem here

35 Scientists Share That "One Science Fact" They Wish The Whole World Would Know

nonsense

30 Times People Would've Rather Had Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

I think this one is ok; better to cut on a board than a late, and you pick the pie up with hand anyway, so no problem here

This Online Group Collects Random Advice On “How To Do Anything And Everything Yourself" And Here's 40 Of The Best Ones

TLDR: No

Show All 3 Comments

James • upvoted an item 4 months ago

Person Online Asked “What Culinary Hill Are You Willing To Die On?”, 40 People Delivered

By the gods... Tldr, the first sentence was plenty.

This Panda hasn't posted anything yet

James • commented on a post 1 week ago

Facebook Page Shares 50 Memes That Might Teach You Something

Na is Sodium

James • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

35 Delusional Pet Owners Who Have Lost Touch With Reality

Not sure I could have made such a polite and dignified response under those circumstances. Class

50 Times People Spotted Simple Yet Genius Solutions In Their Hotels And Shared Them Online (New Pics)

why?

50 Of The Funniest Conversations People Have Overheard In Courthouses

Better than being judged for things you might do in the future - minority report style

40 One-In-A-Million Coincidences That Are Hard To Believe Actually Happened, Shared In An Online Thread

Hardly a 'one in a million'

James • commented on 7 posts 3 weeks ago

“What Is Moral But Illegal?”: 30 People Are Sharing Some Of The Dumbest Laws Around The World

Don't agree with this one - you have a moral obligation to confirm that you are a safe driver.

“What Is Moral But Illegal?”: 30 People Are Sharing Some Of The Dumbest Laws Around The World

Really!?

“What Is Moral But Illegal?”: 30 People Are Sharing Some Of The Dumbest Laws Around The World

how is that morally correct?

Hey Pandas, Post Your Best Cooking Or Baking Fails (Closed)

what does a 'bunch' of milk look like!?

“What Is Moral But Illegal?”: 30 People Are Sharing Some Of The Dumbest Laws Around The World

need more context to this

“What Is Moral But Illegal?”: 30 People Are Sharing Some Of The Dumbest Laws Around The World

If it's not worked out after two attempts then i'd say that this law is to protect people from themselves. :)

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

James • commented on 2 posts 4 weeks ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

I can honestly say that they'll 'work' exactly the same

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

get locked up is what you should do!

James • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

50 Times People Did Stupid Things And Got Caught By The Internet (New Pics)

why is this on here?

40 Of The Smallest Hills People Are Prepared To Die On, As Shared In This Online Group

what if you eat a snake and ingest its venom...

Someone Asked, ‘What’s A Cool Fun Fact That You Know?’, 40 People Delivered

So it was formal wear before? nonsense!

Someone Asked, ‘What’s A Cool Fun Fact That You Know?’, 40 People Delivered

close but not quite

James • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

40 People Who Ended Up With Very Unappealing Food On Their Plates (New Pics)

Cookie burger - it's not even a contest!

34 Times Guys Humiliated Themselves By Mansplaining Things To Skilled Individuals, As Shared By Women On Twitter

James • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

35 Delusional Pet Owners Who Have Lost Touch With Reality

There's rye, pumpernickel, sour dough, focaccia, and in your case, inbred.

30 Delusional And Completely Out-Of-Touch Things People Heard Others Say (New Answers)

I guess my question to both of you would be this: Do either of you know that NONE OF THIS IS REAL?

James • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

50 Times People Experienced A Serious Case Of Pareidolia In The Most Unusual Spots (New Pics)

To me it's more of a duckling sticking out its chest and flapping its wings.

James • upvoted an item 1 month ago

40 Of The Smallest Hills People Are Prepared To Die On, As Shared In This Online Group

Technically so water is the same. However, the minerals, salts and contaminants do vary!

James • upvoted an item 4 months ago

Person Online Asked “What Culinary Hill Are You Willing To Die On?”, 40 People Delivered

By the gods... Tldr, the first sentence was plenty.

James • upvoted 2 items 7 months ago

People-Share-Scams-Normalized-In-Society

Any kind of over the counter pill, vitamin, cream or personal cleansing product that is usually unisex but claims that this particular one is for men or women only. It's the same razor model but in a different color, Gillette. I'm onto your s**t.

People-Share-Scams-Normalized-In-Society

Organic produce. I grew up on an orchard, so I know that it’s actually pretty easy to follow organic standards. Contrary to popular belief, organic does not mean no sprays, it just means that the sprays you used were on a very long list of approved sprays. (In the US anyway. I can’t speak for other countries) And then actually being able to use the term organic requires a very expensive certification process. So all that organic means is that big companies can charge higher prices for their produce.

James • upvoted an item 10 months ago

So What Breed Is He

James • upvoted 2 items 11 months ago

'What's A Scam Most People Don't Even Realize Is A Scam?': 40 People Deliver Their Insights

Luckily, the majority of people don’t fall for that kind of thinking.

'What's A Scam Most People Don't Even Realize Is A Scam?': 40 People Deliver Their Insights

That is just completely incorrect. Tanning outside is NOT healthy, it still causes damage to your skin cells and increases your risk of skin cancer. Once you start to tan the UV radiation has already penetrated your skin and started messing with your DNA. The only tan you can get in Australian tanning salons is spray/lotion type tans, tanning beds are illegal.

James • upvoted 4 items 1 year ago

50 Of The Most Accurate Capitalism Tweets And Jokes That Prove We Already Live In A Dystopia

Then apparently they didn't really need the ambulance

If I Catch A Baseball At A Major League Game And You Send Your Kid Over, You're The As**ole, Not Me

I've been going to baseball games my entire life. I have well over 1,000 games attended. One of my life long dreams is to catch a baseball in the stands. To me that is a chosen from the baseball gods moment. Lately I've been seeing more and more when someone catches the ball a parent will send a kid over to collect their prize. Everyone boos the person who caught the ball for not giving it to the kid. The person who caught the ball has likely been waiting since they were that kid's age to catch one and now they have an entire section if not stadium bullying them to give it to some little kid that will have 0 appreciation for it because they just did what their parents told them and went and asked for it. Obviously if I ever catch a ball I will break it to the kid that inevitably gets sent over gently that no, I will not give them the ball AND I will take my boos. But to the parents who send their sex trophy over to collect something that they aren't entitled to, you are horrible parents/people and I don't feel bad that your kid is sad now, it's your fault.