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When I was cleaning out my shed in the back, I stepped on a rake and the pole smacked me in the face. Literally, like the cartoons. It happened three more times before I came up with the bright idea to move the rake.

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Cute Ridiculous Fox

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Cute Ridiculous Fox

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30 Times People Hacked Hard Tasks By Coming Up With Clever Shortcuts Shared By People On Reddit

We take it for granted, but we owe a lot to this person.

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I realized this year that pufferfish fill themselves with water when they expand instead of air... I’m 25

50 Adorable Animal Comics To Raise Your Spirits Today By Rajnik Patel

second pic is cute

50 Adorable Animal Comics To Raise Your Spirits Today By Rajnik Patel

I love how it's multitasking and I love the kids

30 Times Car Owners Had Such A Terrible Day, They Went To The Internet For Comfort

Why? How?

50 Adorable Animal Comics To Raise Your Spirits Today By Rajnik Patel

Damn ninjas cutting onions...

"They're Asking To Hire A Stay-At-Home Parent": Job Listing For Nanny Goes Viral For Having Ridiculous Requirements

Wants a lot,gives very little.Hell no!

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I once had a brain fart and forgot that porcupines were animals. I was hanging out with my family and my niece mentioned that her favorite animal was a porcupine, and I laughed for a good long time before explaining to her that porcupines weren't animals. I'd gotten them mixed up with pine cones. I have a graduate degree. My niece was maybe 6 at the time. She schooled me.

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Three times now, I have taken the cap off of a tube of super glue and put it in my mouth to hold it. Three. Times.

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One time I microwaved a single mozzarella stick for 30 seconds. It seemed an appropriate amount of time. When it was done I popped it in my mouth to eat it. It was molton lava hot. As it seared the inner workings of my mandible my brain began screaming "get rid of it!" So I did. By swallowing it. I felt the burn travel down my esophagus and into my stomach. It hurt so bad. It was only made worse by my friend laughing hysterically at me and exclaiming that even dumb dumbs know to spit it out.

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