Declan Herendeen
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A car nerd, an addict to playing guitar, and a Simpsons fanatic. Lazy af as well - life is easy if you don't do anything
conquer69 reply
I felt the need to personally thank the driver of the subway train every time we took it. I thought it would be rude and impolite to not do so. It must have been so embarrassing for my mom. The driver cabin had tinted windows and I demanded the driver lowered them so I could thank him lol. I was like 5 or 6. Similarly, I was taught to give my seat to the elderly or pregnant women. One time, as soon as the door opened and an old looking man entered the wagon, I bolted from my seat and ran to him, grabbed him by the hand and brought him to the empty seat. Thanks god I didn't do that to a fat lady or my mom could have died from embarrassment.conquer69 reply
I felt the need to personally thank the driver of the subway train every time we took it. I thought it would be rude and impolite to not do so. It must have been so embarrassing for my mom. The driver cabin had tinted windows and I demanded the driver lowered them so I could thank him lol. I was like 5 or 6. Similarly, I was taught to give my seat to the elderly or pregnant women. One time, as soon as the door opened and an old looking man entered the wagon, I bolted from my seat and ran to him, grabbed him by the hand and brought him to the empty seat. Thanks god I didn't do that to a fat lady or my mom could have died from embarrassment.
0kely_d0kely reply
My family was going to an event where we had to arrive at 7pm SHARP. I heard 7pm SHARK and thought it meant if we were late we would be fed to sharks.
Maligned-Instrument reply
I was at a party and saw a dude with 11-11-11 on his forearm.... asked him if it was a veterans thing, like Armistice Day. Nope....11 as in the 11th letter of the alphabet, KKK, the Klan). F*****g loser...Did a tight 180° and walked away.
DDTKong reply
My step brother is full on m'lady neck beard incel, or at least he was, somehow he managed to get a girlfriend, 2 weeks later he has a tattoo on his wrist, it's a date, it's not the date they got together, so I asked "what's the date for?" He tells me "it's the day I became a man" I called him a f*****g idiot, they broke up a week later and he's since had it covered up.
Maligned-Instrument reply
I was at a party and saw a dude with 11-11-11 on his forearm.... asked him if it was a veterans thing, like Armistice Day. Nope....11 as in the 11th letter of the alphabet, KKK, the Klan). F*****g loser...Did a tight 180° and walked away.DDTKong reply
My step brother is full on m'lady neck beard incel, or at least he was, somehow he managed to get a girlfriend, 2 weeks later he has a tattoo on his wrist, it's a date, it's not the date they got together, so I asked "what's the date for?" He tells me "it's the day I became a man" I called him a f*****g idiot, they broke up a week later and he's since had it covered up.
Today-I-Learned-Interesting-New-Things
TIL that when Zlatan Ibrahimovic signed for MLS club LA Galaxy, LeBron James sent him one of his Lakers jerseys as a "welcome to LA" gift. Zlatan's response was to sign it and send it back.
0kely_d0kely reply
My family was going to an event where we had to arrive at 7pm SHARP. I heard 7pm SHARK and thought it meant if we were late we would be fed to sharks.conquer69 reply
I felt the need to personally thank the driver of the subway train every time we took it. I thought it would be rude and impolite to not do so. It must have been so embarrassing for my mom. The driver cabin had tinted windows and I demanded the driver lowered them so I could thank him lol. I was like 5 or 6. Similarly, I was taught to give my seat to the elderly or pregnant women. One time, as soon as the door opened and an old looking man entered the wagon, I bolted from my seat and ran to him, grabbed him by the hand and brought him to the empty seat. Thanks god I didn't do that to a fat lady or my mom could have died from embarrassment.
Today-I-Learned-Amusing-New-Things
TIL due to efficient recycling processes, 75% of all aluminium produced world wide is still in use todayDDTKong reply
My step brother is full on m'lady neck beard incel, or at least he was, somehow he managed to get a girlfriend, 2 weeks later he has a tattoo on his wrist, it's a date, it's not the date they got together, so I asked "what's the date for?" He tells me "it's the day I became a man" I called him a f*****g idiot, they broke up a week later and he's since had it covered up.
