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Helena Houzarová • commented on a post 2 days ago

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

And I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more...

Helena Houzarová • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

‘You Had One Job’: 50 Times People Spotted Such Stupid Fails, They Just Had To Document Them (New Pics)

I don't see either (pork or alcohol) in the list of ingredients, though.

Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn't Go As Expected (50 New Pics)

The reader is only beautiful if they can read both English and German? Valid answer!

Helena Houzarová • upvoted an item 1 week ago

40 Weird But Cool Wildlife Facts That You Can Throw Out In Casual Conversation, As Shared On This Facebook Group

They are not "evolved from mammals". They ARE mammals.

Helena Houzarová • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Are Just Trying To Get Through July

The suit has a filtration system he pees in it in iron man 2

50 “Fun Facts That Nobody Asked For”

It's just french for 'already seen' and 'never seen'

Helena Houzarová • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

Writer Starts A Viral Twitter Thread After Making Fun Of Historical "Discoveries" That Were Cracked Once Women Were Finally Allowed To Look At Them

Moon phases last 28 days. That would be the basis for measuring time in 28-days increments, not menstrual cycle (which isn't the same lenght for every woman and doesn't have to be the same lenght for one woman every time).

50 “Fun Facts That Nobody Asked For”

Doesn't the egg also contain the yolk with enough nutrients to last the zygote/embryo/fetus several weeks, until the placenta is formed and starts supplying the fetus?

Helena Houzarová • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

"Mentally, She Was Not There": Person Gets Their Dog Back From The Groomer, Realizes It’s Acting Weird But Keeps Living With It For Four Months Until The Truth Comes Out

I feel sorry for Bear, he clearly isn't happy at his owners. Also, this story is from 7 years ago :)

35 Examples Of Brilliant Infrastructure That Show Why Engineers Who Think Outside The Box Must Be Celebrated, As Shared In This Group (New Pics)

Baker Street

Helena Houzarová • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Popular Instagram Page (New Pics)

You misspellt "pee".

Helena Houzarová • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Popular Instagram Page (New Pics)

Now my age shows painfully: that's so you can have your laundry at a 'just right for ironing' degree of moisture.

Helena Houzarová • commented on 8 posts 1 month ago

30 Entitled 'Neckbeards' Who Showed Their True Colors, As Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

It's the pockets. Women's clothes never have pockets!

50 Random And Interesting Facts Shared On This Wildly Popular Twitter Page (New Pics)

I expect that the biggest danger are the materials that release toxic smoke when burning - you have until there's no air to breathe to get out. In many big fires, people suffocate long before the flames get near them.

30 Entitled 'Neckbeards' Who Showed Their True Colors, As Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

It's the pockets. Women's clothes never have pockets!

50 Random And Interesting Facts Shared On This Wildly Popular Twitter Page (New Pics)

The Internet Can’t Get Enough Of This Fake Women’s Online Magazine With Hilariously Relatable ‘Articles’ (New Pics)

That's to fit in the cameras and all the crewmember.

50 Times Annoying Jerks Got "Destroyed" With Words Alone (New Pics)

The killings I didn't check (and can actually believe; Old Testament is brutal like that), but the "instructions for abortion" are instructions for how to handle a situation when a man suspects his wife cheated on him. The "abortion" is when the woman drinks water with some dirt during a session with a priest, and if she cheated on her husband, it will show by a way of her losing her pregnancy. It's definitely not a generic abortion tactic.

Woman Discovers She's Being Tracked On Her Phone By Her 'Friend', Cuts All Ties And Asks The Internet For Help

Side note: Admissions people will deny education to victims of stalking because they "don't want to deal with it on campus". Nice victim blaming. There are some extra AH in this story, I see!

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

Babies are following it, I'd assume it was a mama boar.

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

The cheetah was too shy for the session so hired a model. ;)

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Me too! But my son has A+ (so far he's doing great at tests). ((he's six weeks old))

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Helena Houzarová • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

30 Entitled 'Neckbeards' Who Showed Their True Colors, As Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

A doctors physical?

40 Cool But Pretty Disturbing Facts About The Human Body That Not Many People Know About

Fetuses dont keep their mouth shut. They swallow it and it even goes into their lungs.

30 Entitled 'Neckbeards' Who Showed Their True Colors, As Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

A doctors physical?

40 Cool But Pretty Disturbing Facts About The Human Body That Not Many People Know About

Fetuses dont keep their mouth shut. They swallow it and it even goes into their lungs.

The ‘Anti-Work’ Facebook Group Shows The Dark Side Of Late-Stage Capitalism, And Here Are 35 Of Its Most Powerful Posts (New Pics)

Are these company cars? If not they should be providing a cost for usage that covers wear and tear AS WELL as fuel.

The ‘Anti-Work’ Facebook Group Shows The Dark Side Of Late-Stage Capitalism, And Here Are 35 Of Its Most Powerful Posts (New Pics)

The company should be covering the full price of fuel as long as you are using it to drive clients around. Period.

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Helena Houzarová • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

This Online Group Shames Homophobic And Sexist Behavior In 50 Posts (New Pics)

Valkyrie and Loki are bisexuals.

History Professor Shuts Down People Arguing That Mothers Should Just Breastfeed Like In The Pre-Formula Days, Paints A Gruesome Picture Of What It Was Really Like

Wait, they didn't weight the baby regularly? I gave birth three weeks ago and in the hospital, they had me weight the baby before and after every feeding and note down how many grams he gained (that is, how many mililiters he drank). And if it wasn't enough, they gave me formula to feed him, since he had low blood sugar. They also wouldn't release us until baby started to put on weight.

Helena Houzarová • upvoted an item 2 months ago

40 People Who Worked For The Super Rich Reveal The Craziest Things They Have Seen While On Duty

What kind of school did you graduate from if you use words like "honer"?

Helena Houzarová • commented on 12 posts 3 months ago

35 “That’s Not How Women Work” Moments Shared In This Viral Thread

We also don't have enough data to rule out the possibility that being in space throws her cycle off. She might have ended up bleeding through all her stay - and she needs to regularly change her tampons to prevent toxic shock syndrome.

50 Of The Funniest Conversations People Have Overheard In Courthouses

She might be a blood relative of petitioner's mother.

35 “That’s Not How Women Work” Moments Shared In This Viral Thread

50 Of The Funniest Conversations People Have Overheard In Courthouses

She might be a blood relative of petitioner's mother.

30 Fun Facts You Might Not Have Known About These Cultures And Religions, As Pointed Out By Folks In This Online Group

Or the number of mistranslations that were introduced in the first latin translation, and then passed on to many translation that were made from than one instead of the source (because there was no-one able to translate directly).

If You Have A Dark Sense Of Humor, You Will Probably Enjoy These Comics With Twisted Endings By ToothyBj (30 New Pics)

If an objection is sustained, it means it (the objection) is accepted by the judge and whatever is being objected to needs to be rephrased or dropped.

"This Was An Instant No From Me": Bride Denies Stepson’s Request To Do Powerpoint Display Honoring His Late Mom At Wedding, Family Drama Ensues

That poor boy is still struggling with his grief, his father seems to be no help, and OP is caught in the crossfire. Bad situation overall.

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 New Pics)

The van was just a wee bit thirsty, is all...

Welcome To “Moms Behaving Badly”: A Parody Instagram Page About “Moms, Wives And Women Saying What You Are Thinking”

The sad part is that if she hadn't seen the necklace, the CD would have been a really thoughful gift.

Welcome To “Moms Behaving Badly”: A Parody Instagram Page About “Moms, Wives And Women Saying What You Are Thinking”

This is nice as a motivation not to have a baby, but completely useless in terms of HOW not to have a baby.

30 Mom Jokes That May Have Both You And Your Mom Cracking Up

That was just your room, honey!

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

Perhaps belated?

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

That's actually pretty clever. :)

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

Well, if you want to get really technical, the unborn baby drinks amniotic fluid and pees it back out in uterus. This is, of course, quite different from urine produced by someone who is no longer attached to a placenta to get rid of any metabolical waste, but that's details, right?

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Helena Houzarová • upvoted an item 3 months ago

This Guy Buys His Son A New Car, Threatens To Report It Stolen After Finding Out His Son's Step-Father Took It

Hard for a kid to stand up like that when isolated in the mother's home

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Helena Houzarová • commented on a post 2 days ago

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

And I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more...

Helena Houzarová • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

‘You Had One Job’: 50 Times People Spotted Such Stupid Fails, They Just Had To Document Them (New Pics)

I don't see either (pork or alcohol) in the list of ingredients, though.

Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn't Go As Expected (50 New Pics)

The reader is only beautiful if they can read both English and German? Valid answer!

Helena Houzarová • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

Writer Starts A Viral Twitter Thread After Making Fun Of Historical "Discoveries" That Were Cracked Once Women Were Finally Allowed To Look At Them

50 “Fun Facts That Nobody Asked For”

Doesn't the egg also contain the yolk with enough nutrients to last the zygote/embryo/fetus several weeks, until the placenta is formed and starts supplying the fetus?

Helena Houzarová • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Popular Instagram Page (New Pics)

You misspellt "pee".

Helena Houzarová • commented on 8 posts 1 month ago

30 Entitled 'Neckbeards' Who Showed Their True Colors, As Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

It's the pockets. Women's clothes never have pockets!

50 Random And Interesting Facts Shared On This Wildly Popular Twitter Page (New Pics)

The Internet Can’t Get Enough Of This Fake Women’s Online Magazine With Hilariously Relatable ‘Articles’ (New Pics)

That's to fit in the cameras and all the crewmember.

50 Times Annoying Jerks Got "Destroyed" With Words Alone (New Pics)

Woman Discovers She's Being Tracked On Her Phone By Her 'Friend', Cuts All Ties And Asks The Internet For Help

Side note: Admissions people will deny education to victims of stalking because they "don't want to deal with it on campus". Nice victim blaming. There are some extra AH in this story, I see!

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

Babies are following it, I'd assume it was a mama boar.

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

The cheetah was too shy for the session so hired a model. ;)

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Me too! But my son has A+ (so far he's doing great at tests). ((he's six weeks old))

Helena Houzarová • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

This Online Group Shames Homophobic And Sexist Behavior In 50 Posts (New Pics)

Valkyrie and Loki are bisexuals.

History Professor Shuts Down People Arguing That Mothers Should Just Breastfeed Like In The Pre-Formula Days, Paints A Gruesome Picture Of What It Was Really Like

Helena Houzarová • commented on 4 posts 3 months ago

35 “That’s Not How Women Work” Moments Shared In This Viral Thread

50 Of The Funniest Conversations People Have Overheard In Courthouses

She might be a blood relative of petitioner's mother.

30 Fun Facts You Might Not Have Known About These Cultures And Religions, As Pointed Out By Folks In This Online Group

If You Have A Dark Sense Of Humor, You Will Probably Enjoy These Comics With Twisted Endings By ToothyBj (30 New Pics)

If an objection is sustained, it means it (the objection) is accepted by the judge and whatever is being objected to needs to be rephrased or dropped.

Helena Houzarová • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

40 Weird But Cool Wildlife Facts That You Can Throw Out In Casual Conversation, As Shared On This Facebook Group

They are not "evolved from mammals". They ARE mammals.

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Are Just Trying To Get Through July

The suit has a filtration system he pees in it in iron man 2

Helena Houzarová • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

50 “Fun Facts That Nobody Asked For”

It's just french for 'already seen' and 'never seen'

Helena Houzarová • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

35 Examples Of Brilliant Infrastructure That Show Why Engineers Who Think Outside The Box Must Be Celebrated, As Shared In This Group (New Pics)

Baker Street

"Mentally, She Was Not There": Person Gets Their Dog Back From The Groomer, Realizes It’s Acting Weird But Keeps Living With It For Four Months Until The Truth Comes Out

I feel sorry for Bear, he clearly isn't happy at his owners. Also, this story is from 7 years ago :)

Helena Houzarová • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Popular Instagram Page (New Pics)

Now my age shows painfully: that's so you can have your laundry at a 'just right for ironing' degree of moisture.

Helena Houzarová • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

40 Cool But Pretty Disturbing Facts About The Human Body That Not Many People Know About

Fetuses dont keep their mouth shut. They swallow it and it even goes into their lungs.

30 Entitled 'Neckbeards' Who Showed Their True Colors, As Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

A doctors physical?

The ‘Anti-Work’ Facebook Group Shows The Dark Side Of Late-Stage Capitalism, And Here Are 35 Of Its Most Powerful Posts (New Pics)

Are these company cars? If not they should be providing a cost for usage that covers wear and tear AS WELL as fuel.

The ‘Anti-Work’ Facebook Group Shows The Dark Side Of Late-Stage Capitalism, And Here Are 35 Of Its Most Powerful Posts (New Pics)

The company should be covering the full price of fuel as long as you are using it to drive clients around. Period.

Helena Houzarová • upvoted an item 2 months ago

40 People Who Worked For The Super Rich Reveal The Craziest Things They Have Seen While On Duty

What kind of school did you graduate from if you use words like "honer"?

Helena Houzarová • upvoted 2 items 3 months ago

This Guy Buys His Son A New Car, Threatens To Report It Stolen After Finding Out His Son's Step-Father Took It

Hard for a kid to stand up like that when isolated in the mother's home

Mom And Dad Are Disappointed That Their Son Told Grandfather That He Got Kicked Out Of Their Home As He Turned 18

There is a difference between your kid moving out at 18 and waking them up at midnight to kick them out

Helena Houzarová • upvoted 4 items 4 months ago

Some Rich People Are Quite Clueless About How Regular People Live And Here Are 40 Stories Twitter Users Shared That Prove It

If you don’t mind paying full price, not going to that rude, violent, mass hysteric melee sounds like an option to me.

Helena Houzarová • upvoted 3 items 5 months ago

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

He was right! Tobacco kills. I'm glad the younger generation knows this - there are way less young smokers thank goodness.

Guy Wonders If He Was Too Harsh After Demanding His Girlfriend Change Her Dress For A Colleague's Wedding

The guy was right and it's a good thing that he immediately understood that she was not the right woman for him. He really dodged a ballistic missile.

30 Hilariously Obvious Lies On The Internet, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Like granted this is probably fake BUT you can still order food over the phone, you know that, right?... Like some businesses don't use Uber or other apps and Like to do it the "old fashioned way" - even in 'Murica. Even in 2018. "Leave at gate" would also be included in the restaurants delivery instructions. You know, for the delivery driver.

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