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Scarpednoodles • upvoted 40 items 4 years ago

Jimmy Fallon Asked People Why Are They Single, And The Answers Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

It goes both ways. Guys deserve the same respect. This entire culture the world seems to be in that wants equality at the cost of making sure one sex needs to be on a pedestal is creating a divide. No wonder fewer people are getting married and having children, people are raising their kids to think the world should treat them like it revolves around them. None of us are the center of the galaxy and the world isn't always fair. You get what you give. If people are required to be respected, then they better be offering that same respect in return. Otherwise, they're going to push all the good people away and be left with the same people that they have become.

Jimmy Fallon Asked People Why Are They Single, And The Answers Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

Yeah, it's way too over-bearing. It's especially annoying if they have that double-standard of having to protect their daughter but their son can do whatever. Just teach your kids regardless of gender to have some independence and self-respect!

Jimmy Fallon Asked People Why Are They Single, And The Answers Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

This attitude frustrates me to no end. You raise your kids to be responsible empowered adults. They guy should show your daughter respect because he is a decent human and she insists on being treated with respect, not because he was threatened with some creepy cliche.

Jimmy Fallon Asked People Why Are They Single, And The Answers Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

As a father of 3 daughters, threats aren't needed. Teach your daughter how she should be treated. Show them by respecting your wife. Then trust them to set the limits with the stupid boys.

Jimmy Fallon Asked People Why Are They Single, And The Answers Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

Kinky.

Jimmy Fallon Asked People Why Are They Single, And The Answers Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

dads like this always creep me out

Guy Asks The Internet To Help Identify A Hole That Appeared In His Garden, Probably Wishes He Didn't

It's the portal to hell

Guy Asks The Internet To Help Identify A Hole That Appeared In His Garden, Probably Wishes He Didn't

Hmm ! It's a shit hole

Guy Asks The Internet To Help Identify A Hole That Appeared In His Garden, Probably Wishes He Didn't

well, well, well... it's not a well as they usually have water running underneath or through the bottom. I would imagine as it leads from the house, it'll be where all the toilet waste went, ready for collection. You wouldn't want it too close to your house, hence the distance. It'd be a shitty job, but somebody had to do it...

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

Promoting obesity is downright ridiculous!

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

Looks like the chick at the festival a few weeks ago...you don't watch the dance...you watch and wonder what is gonna pop out first

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

Same here. I totally agree.

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

This is really ridiculous, I'm honestly open to new ideas and I don't encourage hatred towards plus-size individuals but it gets to a point where you just have to say stop. Nobody needs this, this isn't necessary, little kids aren't going to need this and it's sad that an adult would make this, it seems like they're trying to feel better about themselves by portraying themselves as princesses. Honestly I don't believe in this because do you really think that Merida would be fat? No! Do you think a mermaid that swims through the ocean all day would be fat? Absolutely not! Being plus-size isn't healthy but that's not my problem so I'll leave it to the individual, just stop making a plus-size version of everything

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

Oh, but the original film's Snow White kinda does have a little chub. They were showing the old, first version of the animated film on TV not so long ago, so I watched it and noticed how she was supposed to be slightly chubby (but not that much). Which makes sense, because the obsession with slim bodies is relatively new.

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

Just what we need. Tell kids that it's ok to court diabetes, heart disease, stroke, and lower their life spans because of fork in mouth disease.

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

This is ridiculous. Just grabbing onto a known name to further your own agenda. Pathetic.

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

Yet another "let's draw Disney princesses as if they were fat" article... Bored Panda should start filtering these out

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

Thank you for saying plus-sized instead of "realistic bodies" because other body types exist too and it makes me sort of mad when artist forget that.

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

I don't want to be cruel, but the way this is drawn and how she's just facing straight head-on immediately reminded me of a blobfish LOL!

Archaeologists Found A Massive Black Coffin In Egypt, And The Internet Is Freaking Out

They shouldn't open it but we all know they will.

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

Not oddly at all, cuz he definitely is

Archaeologists Found A Massive Black Coffin In Egypt, And The Internet Is Freaking Out

That about wraps it up...

Archaeologists Found A Massive Black Coffin In Egypt, And The Internet Is Freaking Out

I don´t think Brendan Fraser is available to fight another mummy right now... please let the thing alone.

Archaeologists Found A Massive Black Coffin In Egypt, And The Internet Is Freaking Out

A kind of time capsule

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

Rudeness has no age.

Archaeologists Found A Massive Black Coffin In Egypt, And The Internet Is Freaking Out

I'm guessing a dead body. I mean it's not too much of a stretch.

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

The Spartans would shave off half a man's beard as a sign of being a coward in battle.

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

I find this man oddly attractive

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

I did the same thing. Walking in Jordan, got a lovely stick to help me in the steep cliffs of Petra. It followed me to Kerash, Amman, Wadi Rum...and couldnt make myself leave it behind. It now goes with me during laponian hikes ☺️

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

Or when you're so indecisive you grow tired of making separate choices and just do all of them!

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

Note to the faint-hearted downvoting people... I would just step over her bag and go on my way, very politely. It is not like the subway escalator when you miss your train or the bus, but I just hate standing anywhere where I can move.

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

She's definitely closer to the other rail, the one she isn't even holding. She would be safer holding onto that one instead of stretching her arm so far, risking losing balance. Her bag is also on her left side, so it would be more polite to just occupy one side and not the entirety of the belt. It seems like she's either completely oblivious that other people exist, or she's doing this out of spite.

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

Woman behind him taking a subtle picture too

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

She would be even safer if she stood closer to the handrail. I would not be standing smiling behind her, for sure.

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

@Swathika: even more a reason to stand close to the rail with a firm grip.

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

An answer that often means 'I was drunk and we all thought it would be funny...'

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

Cause you can does not mean you will look particularly clever

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

It is incredibly rude and selfish, regardless of age.

126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport

this is actually assholey

People Told Me My Photos Are Too Photoshopped… Here’s My Reply And The Original Images

This one, for me, has the most dramatic change in mood. It goes from enjoying small moments despite adversity, to the sweet, pure innocence of childhood.

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Scarpednoodles • commented on 17 posts 4 years ago

112 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos, And Didn't Even Realize It

The Hillbilly™ has now reached his final form.

112 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos, And Didn't Even Realize It

Okay but i kind of think it looks cool

Someone Turned 22 Marvel Actors Into Women, And People Realize Ryan Reynolds Basically Married Himself

Ah. My mistake. The app needs to be shutdown. Good for a laugh, though

Someone Turned 22 Marvel Actors Into Women, And People Realize Ryan Reynolds Basically Married Himself

Um.. Yeah, so, whoever photoshopped this or whatever they did needs to be fired.

50 Hilarious Times Parents Treated Their Adult Kids As If They Were Children

Eugh. Again, another fucking stupid parent who forgets what it was like when she was a child. Let the poor kid explore for christs sake.

50 Hilarious Times Parents Treated Their Adult Kids As If They Were Children

Eugh, what an ass. If he raised a smart kid he shouldnt worry about who her boyfriend is. Also does he just not remember her parents?? I absolutely hate dads like this. What if she hurts him? Goodness, what a moron. Most of these parents are morons. Funny, but sad for the kids. Unless its like one of the cake ones that are harmless, those are just funny.

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With Her Boyfriend And A Cat In 42 Funny Comics

What an ass of a mother.

Woman Hilariously Recreates Celebrity Outfits Using Food, And The Result Is Better Than The Original

She isnt even that fat though. Hell, shes barely plus size! I was expecting a really fat woman but nope, shes really beautiful. (By the way, most "plus size" people nowadays are actually fat, just saying)

186 Epic Design Fails We Can’t Believe Actually Happened

That's a lot of fucking pepper. Oh, and the dildo thing.

50 Epic Clothing Disasters We Can't Believe Actually Happened

"Get your head out of your ass!"

People Are Calling This Student Racist After She Posts Photos Of Her Prom Dress Online

Hey, i saw the video h3h3 made on this! Hell yeah.

26-Year-Old Born With Extremely Rare Facial Defect Is Breaking Beauty Standards With Her Modeling Career

She looks like a beautiful elvish princess

These Bootleg Avengers Are So Bad They Got Sold Out Immediately

My favourite superhero is The Incredible Fella. I mean, come on, hes just so op.

97 Celebrities You Probably Didn't Know Have Siblings

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkkk he looks so oddddd! I feel bad for saying that but damn! They are extremely similar! Emma is much prettier though

Comic Artist Adam Ellis Has Quit Buzzfeed, And Here Are 126 Of His Funniest Comics

I cringed so hard reading this because it really feels like it's actually like this

Terrifying Unheard Mythological Creatures Will Send Chills Down Your Spine

Wendigos are super well known. What the hell you talking bout, Whoevermadethispost?

I Started This Campaign To Encourage People Love Themselves With All Their Differences

She's so cute! She looks like a character in an online comic or something

Scarpednoodles • commented on 3 posts 5 years ago

Trolls Tell 23-Year-Old Mom Her ‘Disgusting’ Stretch Marks Make Them Want To Vomit, But She Had The Best Response

Woah, she's so gorgeous! Who cares about her stomach when you have such a beautiful face to look at? I'm in awe

26 Funny Comics That Sum Up My Teaching Experience (Part 2)

I think it's absolutely idiotic to say that because her mum refused to vaccinate her she's stupid. The kid probably misheard, but to assume that she's stupid because her mum didn't vaccinate her is silly. (Not saying that her mum didn't vaccinate, but there's a lot of prejudice against non-vaxx parents.)

Vegan 16-Year-Old Keeps Surprising His Instagram Fans With His Stunning Desserts And Breakfasts (New Pics)

'Would I cook a wedding cake?' YES YOU COOK WEDDING CAKES, ARE YOU JUST GOING TO EAT THE BATTER??

Scarpednoodles • upvoted 20 items 4 years ago

Jimmy Fallon Asked People Why Are They Single, And The Answers Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

Kinky.

Jimmy Fallon Asked People Why Are They Single, And The Answers Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

As a father of 3 daughters, threats aren't needed. Teach your daughter how she should be treated. Show them by respecting your wife. Then trust them to set the limits with the stupid boys.

Jimmy Fallon Asked People Why Are They Single, And The Answers Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

dads like this always creep me out

Guy Asks The Internet To Help Identify A Hole That Appeared In His Garden, Probably Wishes He Didn't

It's the portal to hell

Guy Asks The Internet To Help Identify A Hole That Appeared In His Garden, Probably Wishes He Didn't

Hmm ! It's a shit hole

119 Of The Weirdest Shoes Collected To One Fabulously Bizarre Instagram Account

i would have welcomed ice shoes, boots, whatever during last weeks heat wave. They would only have lasted a few minutes though.

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

Looks like the chick at the festival a few weeks ago...you don't watch the dance...you watch and wonder what is gonna pop out first

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

I don't want to be cruel, but the way this is drawn and how she's just facing straight head-on immediately reminded me of a blobfish LOL!

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

Promoting obesity is downright ridiculous!

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

Just what we need. Tell kids that it's ok to court diabetes, heart disease, stroke, and lower their life spans because of fork in mouth disease.

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

Same here. I totally agree.

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

Thank you for saying plus-sized instead of "realistic bodies" because other body types exist too and it makes me sort of mad when artist forget that.

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

This is ridiculous. Just grabbing onto a known name to further your own agenda. Pathetic.

Artist Reimagines Disney Princesses As Plus-Size Women, And Aurora Looks Absolutely Stunning

Yet another "let's draw Disney princesses as if they were fat" article... Bored Panda should start filtering these out

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