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Lizzie Borden • upvoted an item 4 days ago

This Facebook Group Shares Curious Historical Artefacts From The Past, Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting

It reminds me of that silly vacuum thing some girls were doing to puff up their lips on tiktok or instagram that caused a few panic attacks.

Lizzie Borden • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

46 Examples Of Double Standards In Our Society That You're Probably Guilty Of

I've never seen it work for anyone, though I'm sure someone out there must have....

46 Examples Of Double Standards In Our Society That You're Probably Guilty Of

Try using pool noodles. More fun, fewer bruises.

Lizzie Borden • commented on 7 posts 2 weeks ago

This Facebook Page Shares “Things That Make You Go Hmmm”, And Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

can't afford K9, substituted goose

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work, As Shared On ‘Redneck Engineering’ (New Pics)

wear chaps when using lol

This Facebook Page Shares “Things That Make You Go Hmmm”, And Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

can't afford K9, substituted goose

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work, As Shared On ‘Redneck Engineering’ (New Pics)

wear chaps when using lol

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work, As Shared On ‘Redneck Engineering’ (New Pics)

Reduce, reuse, recycle!

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work, As Shared On ‘Redneck Engineering’ (New Pics)

I endorse this.

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work, As Shared On ‘Redneck Engineering’ (New Pics)

Just put a tree skirt over it and no one will know!

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work, As Shared On ‘Redneck Engineering’ (New Pics)

I plan to implement this.

Chefs Are Sharing 30 Common Cooking Mistakes We Need To Avoid

how about a harp? You could mash a boiled egg through all those strings.

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Lizzie Borden • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work, As Shared On ‘Redneck Engineering’ (New Pics)

One day, all cars and vehicles will be made of pool noodles, for safer collisions, to adapt to a changing climate, and to insulate the only home we will be able to afford.

Lizzie Borden • commented on 26 posts 1 month ago

40 Times People Left Such Ridiculous Reviews, They Had To Be Posted In These Online Groups

This fella is about to be served divorce papers, isn't he?

50 Interesting Pics From Sweden That Show What's So Special About It

Are we sure it's not for cicadas?

40 People Who Ended Up With Very Unappealing Food On Their Plates (New Pics)

This is fine.

40 People Who Ended Up With Very Unappealing Food On Their Plates (New Pics)

College Student Special

40 People Who Ended Up With Very Unappealing Food On Their Plates (New Pics)

I'd eat this.

40 Of The Funniest Cooking Accidents (New Pics)

A true parental tradition!

People Are Cracking Up At These 30 Stories Of People Committing “Kitchen Crimes” Out Of Good Intentions

oh now that's a criime.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

What if you do the asking? Some will say no but some will say yes. If it didn't work, I wouldn't be married right now!

Sweet Revenge: 40 Times Tenants Followed Their Malicious Landlords’ Instructions To The Letter To Teach Them A Lesson

Next step: Rent to goths

"Really Bad Design Memes" Is A Place Online Where Designers Go For A Good Laugh (30 Pics)

At least they get 2 monitors....

"Really Bad Design Memes" Is A Place Online Where Designers Go For A Good Laugh (30 Pics)

Yes please. Do this immediately.

40 “Not My Job” Moments Where People Did The Absolute Bare Minimum (New Pics)

But companies think they don't need to hire anyone to check their grammar and spelling. Okay.

“You Eat Them Raw?”: 30 Shocking And Surprising Lifestyle Differences People Learned About After Visiting Someone Else’s Home

Gross. Should not be public.

30 People Warn Tourists About Common Scams In Their Countries

Ditto. Not worth it.

A Silly But Accurate Guide On How To Recognize Famous Painters By Their Art (19 Pics)

The butts are proportionate to the figures. So... I'd say thicc

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

Even as a goth, I have to say this is over the top.

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

Kawaii gone horribly wrong lol

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

Paging M.C. Escher!

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

At least get a shoji screen!

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

This toilet could be very uncomfy and you would have to blast it down with microban all the time!

Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples

It seems to depend on what organization runs the shop. In my area, those run by rescue missions are where you can get a shirt for $3 and such. Goodwill has become useless.

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Lizzie Borden • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Good thinking, can't have somebody with a different opinion than yourself can you? Sarcasm alert.

30 People Warn Tourists About Common Scams In Their Countries

Welp I'm never traveling again

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Good thinking, can't have somebody with a different opinion than yourself can you? Sarcasm alert.

30 People Warn Tourists About Common Scams In Their Countries

Welp I'm never traveling again

“You Eat Them Raw?”: 30 Shocking And Surprising Lifestyle Differences People Learned About After Visiting Someone Else’s Home

Why do people have their p**n stuff out in the open?? Why?? Like I don’t care what you do in bed but don’t show me

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Lizzie Borden • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

46 Examples Of Double Standards In Our Society That You're Probably Guilty Of

I've never seen it work for anyone, though I'm sure someone out there must have....

46 Examples Of Double Standards In Our Society That You're Probably Guilty Of

Try using pool noodles. More fun, fewer bruises.

Lizzie Borden • commented on 7 posts 2 weeks ago

This Facebook Page Shares “Things That Make You Go Hmmm”, And Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

can't afford K9, substituted goose

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work, As Shared On ‘Redneck Engineering’ (New Pics)

wear chaps when using lol

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work, As Shared On ‘Redneck Engineering’ (New Pics)

Reduce, reuse, recycle!

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work, As Shared On ‘Redneck Engineering’ (New Pics)

I endorse this.

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work, As Shared On ‘Redneck Engineering’ (New Pics)

Just put a tree skirt over it and no one will know!

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work, As Shared On ‘Redneck Engineering’ (New Pics)

I plan to implement this.

Chefs Are Sharing 30 Common Cooking Mistakes We Need To Avoid

how about a harp? You could mash a boiled egg through all those strings.

Lizzie Borden • commented on 11 posts 1 month ago

158 Funny Tinder Profiles That Will Make You Look Twice

... he whines, while happily married women laugh in his general direction.

158 Funny Tinder Profiles That Will Make You Look Twice

dang get off Tinder and call a psychiatrist

158 Funny Tinder Profiles That Will Make You Look Twice

....I think I'll pass.

158 Funny Tinder Profiles That Will Make You Look Twice

Ai yi yi.

158 Funny Tinder Profiles That Will Make You Look Twice

Dang dude you almost fooled me until I saw the Swedish fish ;)

40 Times People Left Such Ridiculous Reviews, They Had To Be Posted In These Online Groups

This fella is about to be served divorce papers, isn't he?

50 Interesting Pics From Sweden That Show What's So Special About It

Are we sure it's not for cicadas?

40 People Who Ended Up With Very Unappealing Food On Their Plates (New Pics)

This is fine.

40 People Who Ended Up With Very Unappealing Food On Their Plates (New Pics)

College Student Special

40 People Who Ended Up With Very Unappealing Food On Their Plates (New Pics)

I'd eat this.

40 Of The Funniest Cooking Accidents (New Pics)

A true parental tradition!

Lizzie Borden • upvoted 6 items 4 days ago

30 Of The Most Disturbing Things About Human Bodies That Might Freak You Out

Not if her daughter chooses to remain child-free, which is also a perfectly valid choice ✨

30 Of The Most Disturbing Things About Human Bodies That Might Freak You Out

Do NOT let the wankjobs in the Republican party know this! They'll try and legislate against having periods entirely

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

no !! it's unique sound comes from the fact that it's thicker than other bells of a similar size and weighs more, which is why it has a higher pitch than expected for its diameter. in 2017 a team of researchers based at the University of Leicester's Department of Engineering, measured four of Big Ben's chimes at 9am, 10am, 11am and 12 noon. They used a technique called 'laser Doppler vibrometry' which involved creating a 3D computer model of Big Ben and using lasers to map the vibrations as it chimed. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4276784/Scientists-vibration-mapped-Big-Ben-s-bell-time.html

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

Negative energy--broad generalizations are not helpful.

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

OK, I won't go into the physiology but this is misleading and scanty at best. It's a protein, EDIT: created in the processing of specifically 7-DHC, which is *dehydrocholesterol*, not "oh it'll clog your arteries cholesterol". This then forms a proto/pre Vitamin D EDIT: Vitamin D binding protein. Your liver and kidneys among other things help finish creating a form of Vitamin D that your body then uses. You're welcome for the *short and factual* version of this.

This Facebook Group Shares Curious Historical Artefacts From The Past, Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting

It reminds me of that silly vacuum thing some girls were doing to puff up their lips on tiktok or instagram that caused a few panic attacks.

Lizzie Borden • upvoted 7 items 2 weeks ago

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work, As Shared On ‘Redneck Engineering’ (New Pics)

One day, all cars and vehicles will be made of pool noodles, for safer collisions, to adapt to a changing climate, and to insulate the only home we will be able to afford.

Chefs Are Sharing 30 Common Cooking Mistakes We Need To Avoid

I've never thought of a mandolin as a kitchen implement. Does a balalaika have a use, too? What about a guitar?

Chefs Are Sharing 30 Common Cooking Mistakes We Need To Avoid

Even the thought of microwaving a steak sends shivers down my spine... But I never understood the american obsession with microwaves. A microwave is a tool for the quick re-warming or thawing of food, not for cooking.

Chefs Are Sharing 30 Common Cooking Mistakes We Need To Avoid

After 50+ years of cracking eggs on the side of the bowl, I’m good. Doing it on a flat surface for me just makes a mess, actually. 🤣

People Are Roasting Airbnb For Getting Completely Out Of Hand, Here Are 30 Of The Most Savage Tweets

Wouldn't it be great if his tires got slashed?

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship

If men didn't do hell for them everytime when they saw swaying breasts, women wouldn't have to be tortured with bras.

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship

A hug. Without trying to initiate anything. A hug without touching intimate body parts thinking its funny. Just a hug, it's really not hard. You're way more likely to get fun times later on if you respect her needs in that moment and make her feel valued and heard.

Lizzie Borden • upvoted 7 items 1 month ago

40 Times People Left Such Ridiculous Reviews, They Had To Be Posted In These Online Groups

This is a common problem with many products. Label the protective film at least.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Good thinking, can't have somebody with a different opinion than yourself can you? Sarcasm alert.

“You Eat Them Raw?”: 30 Shocking And Surprising Lifestyle Differences People Learned About After Visiting Someone Else’s Home

Why do people have their p**n stuff out in the open?? Why?? Like I don’t care what you do in bed but don’t show me

30 People Warn Tourists About Common Scams In Their Countries

Welp I'm never traveling again

This Cartoonist Creates Thought-Provoking Illustrations Covering Relevant Topics Related To Our Society (30 Pics)

Don't shop there.

This Cartoonist Creates Thought-Provoking Illustrations Covering Relevant Topics Related To Our Society (30 Pics)

I don't trust any collector that calls is a legit collector. I don't trust anyone calling me up out of the blue about debt. It doesn't get them their money any faster.

This Cartoonist Creates Thought-Provoking Illustrations Covering Relevant Topics Related To Our Society (30 Pics)

It's not a deal if you weren't planning on getting it in the first place.

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