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Janine O'Flaherty • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

Someone Noticed How Ugly Medieval Cat Paintings Are, And It's Too Funny (60 Pics)

And he made it crooked because...?

Someone Noticed How Ugly Medieval Cat Paintings Are, And It's Too Funny (60 Pics)

You're giving this one too much credit. That ain't his face unless he was 5 years old when he painted this. It's not ignorant at all to think he couldn't draw a cat face. Medieval art is very primitive in its faithfulness to natural shapes and proportions.

Janine O'Flaherty • commented on 12 posts 1 year ago

3 Artists Draw Celebrity Portraits Based Only On Oral Descriptions And The Result Is Cracking People Up

I correctly guessed that the Benedict one was Benedict; the other two I wouldn't have gotten in a million years. I thought the Attenborough one was Gandhi with a beard.

Sashimi Artist Designs Incredible Food Art From Raw Fish And Other Edible Ingredients

Please stop saying "very fresh". That's an American sensibility. In Japan, many types of fish are purposely and carefully aged to bring out their best flavor. When you keep repeating "very fresh" you sound like you don't know anything about authentic sushi/sashimi culture. "Freshest fish" often doesn't equal "best fish". Many fish don't taste like much of anything when they're straight out of the water, and need a few days of aging before they're even worth eating. Have you ever watched "The Jerk"? With Steve Martin insisting on "the freshest wine"? That's what you sound like.

3 Artists Draw Celebrity Portraits Based Only On Oral Descriptions And The Result Is Cracking People Up

I correctly guessed that the Benedict one was Benedict; the other two I wouldn't have gotten in a million years. I thought the Attenborough one was Gandhi with a beard.

Sashimi Artist Designs Incredible Food Art From Raw Fish And Other Edible Ingredients

Kid Refuses To Move His Legs On A Subway, Someone Captures His Reaction When A Guy Sits On Them

Good for the guy, and blame the POS parent. I had an ex who let his 4-year-old daughter run rampant and mow over everyone. The bitch punched me in the face once for nicely trying to wash peanut butter out of her hair. My ex would let her run screaming up the aisle in church while the priest was trying to deliver a sermon, and yank on the priest's robes as he was singing hymns. If you tried to correct her or say she was disturbing others: "Fuck you! If they have a problem with my daughter, they have a problem with me!" I'm not even religious and even I know that's not okay. We took him out to a fancy restaurant for his birthday and he let her jump on all the chairs and scream and snatch food from the other diners. She also always demanded to eat only Pringles for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and he would let her b/c "she's a kid and you only get to be a kid once and you better not take her childhood away". Needless to say he was a contemptible idiot and we're not together anymore.

This Woman Set Up A Feeder Cam For Birds In Her Yard, And The Results Are Extraordinary (30 Pics)

"Victory is mine!"

I've Known I Wanted To Be An Artist Since I Was 2, Here Is What I‘ve Drawn By Age 16

Simply beautiful. Skill like yours takes dedication but also a *lot* of natural talent. I was always a pretty good sketch artist, but I wouldn't be able to get close to your level with a hundred years of practice.

People Are Destroying This Sexist Dude Over His 12 Rules For 'Beautiful Women'

How can anyone be angry at this guy? He's a frickin' hoot! My cheeks hurt from laughing!

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

Hahahahaha I love it

A Petition To Sell Montana To Canada For 1 Trillion Dollars Is Gaining Attention With Hilarious Comments

Otis: immigration laws and costs, OBV. You think if I was able to just up and move to canada, I wouldn't have done it a decade ago? It's not that easy.

A Petition To Sell Montana To Canada For 1 Trillion Dollars Is Gaining Attention With Hilarious Comments

Do it, and tell me right before it happens so I can move to Montana and then become a Canadian citizen the next day and my leader can be Justin Trudeau instead of Donald Effing Trump.

People Are Posting Funny And Cute Photos Of Their Newfoundlands, And It’s Crazy How Massive They Are

I need that dog. BIG CUDDLY FLOOFINS! I NAME YOU FLOOFINS!

26 Criminally Funny Tweets By The Kansas Police Departments

Here in the US it is perfectly legal to insult a cop or gesture offensively at him (falls under freedom of speech, the Supreme Court decided), but in a select few local-level jurisdictions (oddly) it's illegal to use profanity or yell at someone. Colorado's El Paso County charges you with "harassment" if you curse at someone. So you could theoretically say, "Officer, your face is a crime against humanity and I think your mother should have aborted you," but you can't say, "F*** you, officer." Which is hilarious to me because the first sentence is clearly more offensive than the second.

26 Criminally Funny Tweets By The Kansas Police Departments

I know, right? I laughed in my husband's face like, "That's what you get, jackass!"

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Janine O'Flaherty • upvoted 26 items 1 year ago

Took A Photo Of My Parents Dog, She Looks Like A Wall Mount

Kid Refuses To Move His Legs On A Subway, Someone Captures His Reaction When A Guy Sits On Them

Sterilize the thundercunt and the little crotch fruit so their line is done. Well done on the guy for putting the little shit in his place.

The Morning Rain Makes It Seem As Though The Guy In This Ad Is Sweating Profusely

Kid Refuses To Move His Legs On A Subway, Someone Captures His Reaction When A Guy Sits On Them

"What if the kid got hurt by the not so thin guy sitting on his legs" then he will heal up and try to avoid it happening again, i.e not being a dick in public.

Anti-Vaxx Parent Asks Stupid Question About Their 2-Year-Old's 'Outside Bedroom', Gets Equally Stupid Answers

The responses are gold. This parent, however, is on the border to child abuse through neglection. Or probaly already beyond it?

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I've Known I Wanted To Be An Artist Since I Was 2, Here Is What I‘ve Drawn By Age 16

Woman Feeds Birds And Captures Stunning Close-Up Photos While Eating (New Pics)

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done

No, there is no such word as "idioto" in Spanish.

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

And if your dick causes you to sin...

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

Did anything happen to him?

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

Wow, racist and sexist! Jackpot. 🤮

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

He should listen to Jesus. ''If your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away for it is better to enter heaven with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fires of hell''

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

*whispers* your mom

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

If you have impure thoughts, it's no one else's fault but your own

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

What the hell? Who raised this little creep?

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

That's so fucked up. Those men need fired. Immediately.

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

It doesn't matter whether you're into men or not, that comment is unsolicited and really creepy either way.

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

I think you missed the point there bud

26 Criminally Funny Tweets By The Kansas Police Departments

Legal - but they can shoot you

People Can’t Stop Trolling Anti-Vaxxers With Memes (30 Pics)

#JusticeForCheesePuff

26 Criminally Funny Tweets By The Kansas Police Departments

Good for the cop.

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Janine O'Flaherty • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

Someone Noticed How Ugly Medieval Cat Paintings Are, And It's Too Funny (60 Pics)

And he made it crooked because...?

Someone Noticed How Ugly Medieval Cat Paintings Are, And It's Too Funny (60 Pics)

Janine O'Flaherty • commented on 18 posts 1 year ago

3 Artists Draw Celebrity Portraits Based Only On Oral Descriptions And The Result Is Cracking People Up

I correctly guessed that the Benedict one was Benedict; the other two I wouldn't have gotten in a million years. I thought the Attenborough one was Gandhi with a beard.

Sashimi Artist Designs Incredible Food Art From Raw Fish And Other Edible Ingredients

Kid Refuses To Move His Legs On A Subway, Someone Captures His Reaction When A Guy Sits On Them

This Woman Set Up A Feeder Cam For Birds In Her Yard, And The Results Are Extraordinary (30 Pics)

"Victory is mine!"

I've Known I Wanted To Be An Artist Since I Was 2, Here Is What I‘ve Drawn By Age 16

People Are Destroying This Sexist Dude Over His 12 Rules For 'Beautiful Women'

How can anyone be angry at this guy? He's a frickin' hoot! My cheeks hurt from laughing!

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

Hahahahaha I love it

A Petition To Sell Montana To Canada For 1 Trillion Dollars Is Gaining Attention With Hilarious Comments

Otis: immigration laws and costs, OBV. You think if I was able to just up and move to canada, I wouldn't have done it a decade ago? It's not that easy.

A Petition To Sell Montana To Canada For 1 Trillion Dollars Is Gaining Attention With Hilarious Comments

Do it, and tell me right before it happens so I can move to Montana and then become a Canadian citizen the next day and my leader can be Justin Trudeau instead of Donald Effing Trump.

People Are Posting Funny And Cute Photos Of Their Newfoundlands, And It’s Crazy How Massive They Are

I need that dog. BIG CUDDLY FLOOFINS! I NAME YOU FLOOFINS!

26 Criminally Funny Tweets By The Kansas Police Departments

I know, right? I laughed in my husband's face like, "That's what you get, jackass!"

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done

I remember my ex telling me a story about a drug dealer whose house his friend dragged him to, for some reason or other (not to buy drugs, thank god). The dealer was having a rage attack because he was hungry, but his wife was ill. So the dealer, a complete cretin who didn't know how to cook anything for himself, put a tin can of beans in the microwave while screaming "F*** it, I'll cook for myself!! How do you cook these f***ing things?!!!" One of the guys in the house ran up yelling, "Dude, don't put metal in the microwave, you'll burn the house down!" The dealer pushed the guy to the ground, yelling, "What do you know? Are you a woman? You don't cook!"" All the guys were afraid of the dealer so they shut up and let it happen. Sure enough, the microwave went kaput and there was a small fire.

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done

No, Aileen, "idiota" is gender-neutral. There is no other form for it. Not everything that ends with A is feminine. If you're talking about a female idiot, you'd say "una idiota". If it's a male idiot, you'd say "un idiota."

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done

In Cuban we'd say, "Ese tipo es tremendo comemierda."

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done

Kill it with fire.

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done

I see no problem with this. "Clean up your wood" would imply "polish the oak bookshelf" and "wash your boner".

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done

Her lights are off, and she's definitely home.

Janine O'Flaherty • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

44 Things That Look Like Other Things

It's a dog.

44 Things That Look Like Other Things

That's why they rap agout gettin' that cheddar!

44 Things That Look Like Other Things

You may now punch the bride.

44 Things That Look Like Other Things

So the adult is blurred, but the kids face can be shown to the world? Shouldn't that be the other way around?

Took A Photo Of My Parents Dog, She Looks Like A Wall Mount

Kid Refuses To Move His Legs On A Subway, Someone Captures His Reaction When A Guy Sits On Them

Sterilize the thundercunt and the little crotch fruit so their line is done. Well done on the guy for putting the little shit in his place.

The Morning Rain Makes It Seem As Though The Guy In This Ad Is Sweating Profusely

Kid Refuses To Move His Legs On A Subway, Someone Captures His Reaction When A Guy Sits On Them

"What if the kid got hurt by the not so thin guy sitting on his legs" then he will heal up and try to avoid it happening again, i.e not being a dick in public.

Anti-Vaxx Parent Asks Stupid Question About Their 2-Year-Old's 'Outside Bedroom', Gets Equally Stupid Answers

The responses are gold. This parent, however, is on the border to child abuse through neglection. Or probaly already beyond it?

Art

I've Known I Wanted To Be An Artist Since I Was 2, Here Is What I‘ve Drawn By Age 16

Woman Feeds Birds And Captures Stunning Close-Up Photos While Eating (New Pics)

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done

No, there is no such word as "idioto" in Spanish.

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

And if your dick causes you to sin...

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

Did anything happen to him?

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

Wow, racist and sexist! Jackpot. 🤮

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

He should listen to Jesus. ''If your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away for it is better to enter heaven with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fires of hell''

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

*whispers* your mom

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

If you have impure thoughts, it's no one else's fault but your own

Women Share Crazy Things That Happened To Them While Working Among Men

What the hell? Who raised this little creep?

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