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Geth • upvoted 37 items 8 months ago
Emu_on_the_Loose reply
Basically anytime a teenage boy tries to describe anything in or about the female body or brain... So confidently ignorant! So exquisitely condescending! Makes you want to pull your hair out some days...
rowenaravenclaw0 reply
On tv shows shows women go into labour and like 5 minutes later baby is out. They make it seems like baby shoots out of there like a rocket nope it takes like 6 hours of hard labour.
trashytamboriney reply
An old boyfriend once explained that if I was having cramps, I just needed to do what his ex did: "there's this one yoga pose that will make that shift in the uterus that usually takes a few days happen in just a few minutes. It drops, and then your period is done in one day instead of four or five". He couldn't elaborate any further, (what "shifts"? What "drops"?) But he swore he was 100% right his ex cut her period down to one day with yoga.
GypsyGarden_73 reply
Guy thought he needed to use a condom with his pregnant gf so she didn't get pregnant again. ....like she could have two babies of different ages in her.
out_of_nutella_again reply
I'm at the store with my friend stocking up on pads, tampons, etc. As I'm putting boxes in the cart, my friend starts generally complaining about the prices. Understandable, so I agree. We finish up in the aisle and as we're walking away, a full grown 30-something looking man mumbles, "just hold your pee like everyone else." We were so taken back that we didn't even say anything. I never realized before this moment how utterly dense some people can be.
GSG_2022 reply
“I prefer girls who wear little or no makeup” *references girls with tons of (pink and neutral colored) makeup*
eminva02 reply
My (x) husband asked me why I hadn't had my period in awhile...... I was eight months pregnant.
mrl_a reply
The best situation I can think of was something a friend of mine said once. His sister was breastfeeding and said something like „I don’t know if I have enough left“ to her baby. So my friend kindly suggested that someone else can volunteer and asked me. I said well I’m not lactating, since I don’t have a baby and he was honestly shocked to learn that only women who actually gave birth are able to breastfeed. He was convinced every woman just casually has boobs full of breastmilk at all times. He was 25 at that time. I will never forget this.
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thesewornoutboots reply
My SIL legit believes she’s a strong, independent businesswoman who owns three major businesses. She does three MLM gigs.
With_Trees reply
Parents of a 35 years old woman, who was hospitalized after suffering severe anoxic brain damage 20 years ago. She had been in the same ward since, barely conscious. They refused to get her transferred to a more suitable facility for 20 years, saying that there's no reason to do so: those facilities are for "lost causes", and their daughter is going to make a full recovery, finish school, get married and be totally fine. Working in hospitals got me quite a collection of these stories, but this one I thought was one of the saddest ones.
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I met a lady who thought that High Fructose Corn Syrup was a conspiracy by the OIL INDUSTRY, to kill more people so that their bodies would be cycled through the earth in order to produce more oil. Y'know. The oil Cycle. That process that takes billions of years?? Talk about a long con.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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