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Ralph Spooner • commented on 4 posts 23 hours ago

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Ralph Spooner • commented on 5 posts 5 days ago

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

Maybe she needs to be the one to find a new job!!!!

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

What that guy didn't understand is that his attempt to remove weight by lifting one end with his foot just shifted the center of gravity on the luggage. It did NOT remove any weight from the scale.

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

Maybe she needs to be the one to find a new job!!!!

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

What that guy didn't understand is that his attempt to remove weight by lifting one end with his foot just shifted the center of gravity on the luggage. It did NOT remove any weight from the scale.

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

AND look at the money they saved!!!!

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

There is ALWAYS a solution to every problem, whether you like it or not.

Restaurant Shows How To Shut Down Influencers Begging For Free Food For Exposure

Our family doesn't travel much, not even in the states, mostly due to my health issues. BUT, if we did and visited that country and that restaurant, I would be willing to double up on the ticket to contribute to the owner's giving of meals to the less fortunate in his community.

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Ralph Spooner • upvoted an item 5 days ago

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

It reduces the use of artificial fertilizer. The biomaterial is carbonized and only a couple inches of deep and is turned under at planting.

Ralph Spooner • upvoted an item 6 days ago

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

This happened in Spain, so no, not a 'fellony'. The parents agreed to fix the damage. The teacher actually caught them doing it outside his home. Parents are not allowed to hit their children in Spain. Hitting children is banned in most civilised countries.

Ralph Spooner • upvoted 5 items 1 week ago

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

They'll live. Also internet connection and probably phone line. WiFi is the wireless last feet from your router to your device. Unless those kids were in his home or awesome hackers, there's no "cutting" the wifi. Stupid anyway because of mobile internet and enough other ways to do your job anyway.

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

except burning the weeds away is beneficial for the soil too...as long as you don't do it too often.

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

except burning the weeds away is beneficial for the soil too...as long as you don't do it too often.

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

But that's a fellony. Plus, it does not only harm the teacher, but his whole family aswell.

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

you go girl ;)

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

That's actually really smart

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Ralph Spooner • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

40 Times People Got Into Accidental Science Experiments And Here Are The Best Ones

We call that a creek in the states.

40 Times People Got Into Accidental Science Experiments And Here Are The Best Ones

Shucks, that ain't nothing. I have seen where lightning struck a white oak sapling that was about 30 feet tall. The tree trunk WAS about 12-14 inches in diameter. It splintered the whole tree into almost matchstick size pieces. It blew all the roots that were within 6-8 inches to the top of the ground, right out of the ground. It left nothing but a smouldering hole in the ground where the tree originally stood.

40 Times People Got Into Accidental Science Experiments And Here Are The Best Ones

We call that a creek in the states.

40 Times People Got Into Accidental Science Experiments And Here Are The Best Ones

What they didn't tell us was that they ate the rest of the giant bag those three came out of, and did it by themselves.

40 Times People Got Into Accidental Science Experiments And Here Are The Best Ones

Front or back?

40 Times People Got Into Accidental Science Experiments And Here Are The Best Ones

That is nothing new. We were doing that in the early 60's . The only problem was you better not drop one once it had cooled in the water.

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Ralph Spooner • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

Black Mom Puts Up A Sign About How Her White Neighbors Are Harassing Her, The Local Community Steps Up

If I had been this lady's neighbor and seen that guy with the gun outside my window, he would have been a corpse by the time the cops got there. Hey, when I moved into my current house, the neighborhood was all white owners of the homes. BUT, times change, people move on due to job transfers and such. Right now, I have a black family on one side and a Muslim divorced dad with two now college age boys. I am glad that I am not like my dad. When black families started moving into the neighborhood I grew up in, my dad and mom got out as quick as they could. What was really sad to me was the friends they dropped because they had sold their homes first to black families before they could sell theirs. I did give my dad pause to think once when after coming home from a major surgery, that required several pints of blood to be transfused during surgery, how did he know that some of that blood he got was not from a black person? It made him so mad at that thought, he almost couldn't see straight

30 Funny Tweets From This Jurassic Park Parody Account

Yes, they are different because they lived at different times, according the Greek mythology. The dino's were extinct when the dragons were written about in Greek, Roman and English mythology.

Black Mom Puts Up A Sign About How Her White Neighbors Are Harassing Her, The Local Community Steps Up

30 Funny Tweets From This Jurassic Park Parody Account

Yes, they are different because they lived at different times, according the Greek mythology. The dino's were extinct when the dragons were written about in Greek, Roman and English mythology.

Parent Asks How To Protect Son From 'Catching' Autism From His Friend, Gets A Wake-Up Call From The Commenters

If you want an interesting household, have one son that is on the near genius level and the other, the youngest, be mildly autistic and developmentally delayed. They were five years apart. With my wife and I also being heavily involved with the local bi-county training center, we get to meet many other adults with autism and/or developmental delay issues. Some are even physically handicapped. I have never met a more open and honest, sometimes to a fault, group of adults. We have been fortunate to have been able to keep ours at home due to my wife and I having different work schedules.

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Ralph Spooner • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

30 Funny Tweets From This Jurassic Park Parody Account

Yes. I should have said roast instead of cook. I stand corrected, I sit for other things. BTW, dragons have impeccable table manners, were-as a dinosaur would bust it up for toothpicks.

30 Funny Tweets From This Jurassic Park Parody Account

I was gonna say that dragons roast their meat before eating it.

Ralph Spooner • commented on 8 posts 3 weeks ago

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

Don't ask, I'm still doctoring the claw marks on my neck and shoulder, p.s., I am 5' 11".

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

HEY Human, remember that dog you USED to have?

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

Don't ask, I'm still doctoring the claw marks on my neck and shoulder, p.s., I am 5' 11".

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

HEY Human, remember that dog you USED to have?

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

NOW THAT is a CUTIE!!!!

50 Photos Of Animals Having A Worse Day Than You

I was just tryin' to bury a bone for later!!!!

50 Photos Of Animals Having A Worse Day Than You

BUSTED!!!!

50 Photos Of Animals Having A Worse Day Than You

Looks like somebody tried to play "connect the dots" with the dog.

50 Photos Of Animals Having A Worse Day Than You

That is not a cat, it's a half grown black panther!!!

50 Photos Of Animals Having A Worse Day Than You

No matter how big and bad you think you are, there is ALWAYS something out there that is bigger and badder than you. As you will one day discover and hope it doesn't have you for lunch.

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Ralph Spooner • upvoted 6 items 3 weeks ago

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

That is a Sphynx cat, a hairless breed.

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

To me it looks like we have a very p!ssed off kitty here.

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

That is a Sphynx cat, a hairless breed.

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

To me it looks like we have a very p!ssed off kitty here.

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

This should be framed.

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

This kitten can work his claws better than Wolverine!

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

those eyes *____*

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

I CAN'T HANDLE THIS MUCH CUTENESS!!! *____*

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Ralph Spooner • commented on 4 posts 23 hours ago

This Restaurant Is Winning The Funny Sign Game (45 New Pics)

OH, You mean you weren't born that way?

This Restaurant Is Winning The Funny Sign Game (45 New Pics)

Some are driving like they are still in driver's ed class.

This Restaurant Is Winning The Funny Sign Game (45 New Pics)

We got a saying at out house, "no matter what you are trying to find, it will never be in the place you last saw it".

Ralph Spooner • commented on 5 posts 5 days ago

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

Maybe she needs to be the one to find a new job!!!!

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

What that guy didn't understand is that his attempt to remove weight by lifting one end with his foot just shifted the center of gravity on the luggage. It did NOT remove any weight from the scale.

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

AND look at the money they saved!!!!

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

There is ALWAYS a solution to every problem, whether you like it or not.

Restaurant Shows How To Shut Down Influencers Begging For Free Food For Exposure

Ralph Spooner • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

40 Times People Got Into Accidental Science Experiments And Here Are The Best Ones

We call that a creek in the states.

40 Times People Got Into Accidental Science Experiments And Here Are The Best Ones

What they didn't tell us was that they ate the rest of the giant bag those three came out of, and did it by themselves.

40 Times People Got Into Accidental Science Experiments And Here Are The Best Ones

Front or back?

40 Times People Got Into Accidental Science Experiments And Here Are The Best Ones

That is nothing new. We were doing that in the early 60's . The only problem was you better not drop one once it had cooled in the water.

Ralph Spooner • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

Black Mom Puts Up A Sign About How Her White Neighbors Are Harassing Her, The Local Community Steps Up

30 Funny Tweets From This Jurassic Park Parody Account

Yes, they are different because they lived at different times, according the Greek mythology. The dino's were extinct when the dragons were written about in Greek, Roman and English mythology.

Parent Asks How To Protect Son From 'Catching' Autism From His Friend, Gets A Wake-Up Call From The Commenters

Ralph Spooner • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

Don't ask, I'm still doctoring the claw marks on my neck and shoulder, p.s., I am 5' 11".

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

HEY Human, remember that dog you USED to have?

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

NOW THAT is a CUTIE!!!!

Ralph Spooner • upvoted an item 5 days ago

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

It reduces the use of artificial fertilizer. The biomaterial is carbonized and only a couple inches of deep and is turned under at planting.

Ralph Spooner • upvoted an item 6 days ago

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

Ralph Spooner • upvoted 5 items 1 week ago

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

except burning the weeds away is beneficial for the soil too...as long as you don't do it too often.

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

But that's a fellony. Plus, it does not only harm the teacher, but his whole family aswell.

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

you go girl ;)

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

That's actually really smart

Ralph Spooner • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

30 Funny Tweets From This Jurassic Park Parody Account

Yes. I should have said roast instead of cook. I stand corrected, I sit for other things. BTW, dragons have impeccable table manners, were-as a dinosaur would bust it up for toothpicks.

30 Funny Tweets From This Jurassic Park Parody Account

I was gonna say that dragons roast their meat before eating it.

Ralph Spooner • upvoted 6 items 3 weeks ago

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

That is a Sphynx cat, a hairless breed.

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

To me it looks like we have a very p!ssed off kitty here.

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

This should be framed.

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

This kitten can work his claws better than Wolverine!

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

those eyes *____*

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

I CAN'T HANDLE THIS MUCH CUTENESS!!! *____*

Ralph Spooner • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

50 Photos Of Animals Having A Worse Day Than You

These new Aflac adverts are getting out of hands.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Perfection isn't human... remember that Barbie is a fantasy in plastic.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

I'm truly sorry that happened to you and that you are currently still adjusting to your new body but, its still YOU. You will never be less of a woman and never let anyone try to tell you otherwise. You will adjust, you are already a survivor and a fighter. Never forget that. I too rarely comment but this spoke to me. Stay stay strong girl, you got this.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

I rarely comment but because there are so many negative comments about this content, I wanted to share my perspective. Last month, I had a double mastectomy to defeat breast cancer. I went from appreciating my body and strength, to living in a brand new body, destroyed by chemo and removed of familiar proportion and balance. My brain has been twisted around, my body image decimated, and my knowledge of self set back years. I needed this post TODAY, just because you didn’t, it doesn’t make it bad.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

My 2 year old likes to grab my squishy, stretched out belly and jiggle it. I tell him 'you used to live in there.' I'm crazy thin but after growing two 8 lb humans, even I have squishy, jiggly places. It's not something to stress about. It's just a fact of life. Real human bodies are a jumble of perfect imperfections.

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