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Cookie Panda • upvoted 39 items 1 year ago
Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
The Dali Lhama (sp?) is in NYC and decides to get a hot dog from a vendor at a cart: "Make me one with everything" and hands the vendor a $20 bill The vendor assembles the dog and adds all the condiments, sauerkraut, onions, etc. and hands it over to the DL DL says to the vendor, "thanks, but where is my change, I handed you a $20 Vendor replies back, "all change must come from within !" ... I will see myself out! -Actual Dad of 2
Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
A hunter entered a bar & started a conversation with the person sitting next to him. Chatting for a while and seemingly hitting it off, the hunter asked his new pal, ‘You wanna hang out together again sometime?’ As to which his new friend replied, ‘Sure, I’m game!’ So the hunter shot him.
Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down🤣🤣 ( this is my dad’s favorite)Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
Never count on horses for encouragement. They're just a bunch of neigh-sayers.Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
I'm reading a horror book in Braille... Something's about to happen... I can feel it!
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Most-Unexpected-Personal-Note-Quora
More along the lines of a coded message than a note. My first wife and I were teens when we got married. Before we divorced, I caught her cheating with a “friend”. Later on, I met a goddess of a woman. She worked at the same hospital as I. God, she was gorgeous! I got up the courage to talk to her one night at work. It was a thrill just to hear her speak. We talked about favorite things, just making conversation. The subject went to favorite drinks. I confided that I liked Miller Lite beer and she preferred Coors. I received an emergency call and our conversation ended there. “Miller Lite? I’ll remember that,” she called out behind me. I didn’t see her for several days after that, but never stopped thinking of her. She worked opposite shifts and days from me for several weeks. I thought she had forgotten all about me by now, especially a beautiful girl like her. She surely had her choice of anyone! I was down in the dumps, broken-hearted, disillusioned, and devastated. Then… One morning as I was going to my car, a sweet 1974 Grand Torino, and there it was! Proof that she had not forgotten me. Sitting on the middle of my car hood was a bottle of Miller Lite! And I was right! It was from her. I married that woman 35+ years ago, we’ve had 7 children together, and we’re together still. She is still the most beautiful, kind, smart, and thoughtful person I have ever met. Now, “It’s Miller time!”Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down🤣🤣 ( this is my dad’s favorite)Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
A hunter entered a bar & started a conversation with the person sitting next to him. Chatting for a while and seemingly hitting it off, the hunter asked his new pal, ‘You wanna hang out together again sometime?’ As to which his new friend replied, ‘Sure, I’m game!’ So the hunter shot him.Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
The Dali Lhama (sp?) is in NYC and decides to get a hot dog from a vendor at a cart: "Make me one with everything" and hands the vendor a $20 bill The vendor assembles the dog and adds all the condiments, sauerkraut, onions, etc. and hands it over to the DL DL says to the vendor, "thanks, but where is my change, I handed you a $20 Vendor replies back, "all change must come from within !" ... I will see myself out! -Actual Dad of 2Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
Never count on horses for encouragement. They're just a bunch of neigh-sayers.Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
I'm reading a horror book in Braille... Something's about to happen... I can feel it! Cookie Panda • is following 29 people
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