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Oerff On Tour • upvoted an item 3 days ago

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

Aw, donkey broke down and has to be towed :(

Oerff On Tour • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

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Oerff On Tour • upvoted an item 4 days ago

People Are Sharing 30 Things About Europe That Americans Would Find Weird

There's a reason it's called nightlife, not eveninglife.

Oerff On Tour • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

After the person who made the drawing saw him only once, but without his glasses

30 Funny And Confusing Pics Posted By The “Images That Require More Context” Twitter Page (New Pics)

This needs no additional context. Obviously, without a drivers license, he has to use public transportation.

Oerff On Tour • commented on a post 5 days ago

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

After the person who made the drawing saw him only once, but without his glasses

Oerff On Tour • upvoted 4 items 6 days ago

Was Asked For ID When Purchasing Alcohol

When buying alcohol in my country it's mandatory to show your ID if they think you could be under 25. I bought a bottle of wine, and this kid behind the counter asked if he could see my ID. 'Uh, sure. Thanks, I guess'. Him: 'Woooah, you're 35?! You don't have wrinkles or anything. I'm 16 and I have classmates who look older than you!' That was pretty good for the ego. :')

30 Funny And Confusing Pics Posted By The “Images That Require More Context” Twitter Page (New Pics)

or in dutch: er staat een paard in de gang :D

Was Asked For ID When Purchasing Alcohol

30 Funny And Confusing Pics Posted By The “Images That Require More Context” Twitter Page (New Pics)

or in dutch: er staat een paard in de gang :D

30 Funny And Confusing Pics Posted By The “Images That Require More Context” Twitter Page (New Pics)

I'm late to my crucifixion! I'll be in big trouble if I don't make it on time!

30 Funny And Confusing Pics Posted By The “Images That Require More Context” Twitter Page (New Pics)

Crossing the road

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Oerff On Tour • upvoted 10 items 1 week ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

They had to steal the Bible to read that part.

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write? (Closed)

Paint a QR-code that leads them to a fake review on TripAdvisor: a one star!

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

They had to steal the Bible to read that part.

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write? (Closed)

Paint a QR-code that leads them to a fake review on TripAdvisor: a one star!

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

Now I want some mishmash

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

I tried to cook with wine. After the 5th glass i forgot why i am standing in the kitchen. 🤭

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

Use European recipes, they go by weight. It does result in a much more consistent and better bakes.

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

I never drink alcohol and don't like wine at all, but I enjoy cooking with it when making stews. I am always so puzzled as to what wines to buy as they all seem similar to me.

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

I am constantly googling the conversion of cups of stuff to grams. The bigger problem is that a cup of flour is different in grams to a cup of butter. You have to make sure you look up the right conversion.

Funny-Clever-Science-Memes

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

i was going to say that but I knew someone else would have

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

She wasn't wrong!

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Oerff On Tour • commented on 11 posts 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write? (Closed)

Paint a QR-code that leads them to a fake review on TripAdvisor: a one star!

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

"Screwing up" occasionally creates the most wonderful new recipes.

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write? (Closed)

Paint a QR-code that leads them to a fake review on TripAdvisor: a one star!

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

"Screwing up" occasionally creates the most wonderful new recipes.

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

Lidl has excellent wines for this. Your red wine is of the €4-5 price range, the white wine €3-4

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

Try to make Hachee with 2 bottles of wine. 1 stronger red wine almost reduced by half, then add a simple light white wine, and reduce that back till the volume is the same as when you just added the first bottle. Only then you add the laurier, not before.

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

And when finished cooking, wrap it up in tinfoil and let it rest for 10 minutes, if necessary in a warming oven set between 50°C and 70°C depending on the type of meat.

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

Only season the individual ingredients that require it. For some ingredients just use *freshly ground* pepper, others use fine salt, and again other ingredients use freshly ground seasalt

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

What the HE'LL is "kosher" salt?

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

Same with temperatures. Fahrenheit is the pits

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

Makes using an oven easier too. None of that Fahrenheit c**p

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

This is outdated. It's the second most expensive liquid, after gas

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

While you're here, go to our doctors and dentists. You'll save enough money to basically have your tickets, meals and accommodations free as well. And still be cheaper off!

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Oerff On Tour • upvoted 7 items 2 weeks ago

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Let me just check the current airline prices for Europe...

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Is the punishment... DEATH penaulty? Lol.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Let me just check the current airline prices for Europe...

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Is the punishment... DEATH penaulty? Lol.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Why?

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write?

I would draw a picture on the wall, sign it, and date it 98,000 BC.

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write?

Seriously, with all your current problems to solve you're reading a cave wall? You won't find the answer here.

50 Times Architects Failed So Badly, They Got Shamed In This Facebook Group (New Pics)

I think it looks cool.

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Oerff On Tour • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What's The One Piece Of Advice Someone Gave You That You Still Use Today? (Closed)

Oerff On Tour • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, Imagine Your Phone Is Connected To The World's Biggest Speaker. What Song Are You Playing? (Closed)

Oerff On Tour • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're From Your Country Without Telling Me You're From Your Country (Closed)

Oerff On Tour • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Weirdest Phobia? (Closed)

Oerff On Tour • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

People Are Sharing 30 Things About Europe That Americans Would Find Weird

Quatre vingt dix huit?

People Are Sharing 30 Things About Europe That Americans Would Find Weird

Mandatory insurance

People Are Sharing 30 Things About Europe That Americans Would Find Weird

You don't have to do math for the simplest things. Except in France, where you need to be able to do advanced math, before you'll be able to count to 100

Oerff On Tour • commented on a post 5 days ago

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

After the person who made the drawing saw him only once, but without his glasses

Oerff On Tour • commented on 11 posts 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write? (Closed)

Paint a QR-code that leads them to a fake review on TripAdvisor: a one star!

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

"Screwing up" occasionally creates the most wonderful new recipes.

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

Lidl has excellent wines for this. Your red wine is of the €4-5 price range, the white wine €3-4

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

And when finished cooking, wrap it up in tinfoil and let it rest for 10 minutes, if necessary in a warming oven set between 50°C and 70°C depending on the type of meat.

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

Only season the individual ingredients that require it. For some ingredients just use *freshly ground* pepper, others use fine salt, and again other ingredients use freshly ground seasalt

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

What the HE'LL is "kosher" salt?

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

Same with temperatures. Fahrenheit is the pits

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

Makes using an oven easier too. None of that Fahrenheit c**p

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

This is outdated. It's the second most expensive liquid, after gas

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

While you're here, go to our doctors and dentists. You'll save enough money to basically have your tickets, meals and accommodations free as well. And still be cheaper off!

Oerff On Tour • commented on 5 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Facebook Page

That's just tomorrow's breakfast

Hey Pandas, What Is One Trend That You Love Today? (Closed)

Skinny Jeans

Best Movies On Amazon Prime You Can Watch Right Now

THIS POST WAS SPONSORED BY AMAZON PRIME.

People Share 37 Things You Should Never Do In Their Country

Didn't work. This post on #88 was already posted on #75

People Share 37 Things You Should Never Do In Their Country

*in American accent * "Isn't Holland the capital of Copenhagen?"

Oerff On Tour • upvoted an item 3 days ago

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

Aw, donkey broke down and has to be towed :(

Oerff On Tour • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

Hey Pandas, What's The One Piece Of Advice Someone Gave You That You Still Use Today? (Closed)

You sure about that?

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

Now I want some mishmash

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Let me just check the current airline prices for Europe...

People Are Sharing 30 Things About Europe That Americans Would Find Weird

There's a reason it's called nightlife, not eveninglife.

Oerff On Tour • upvoted an item 4 days ago

Was Asked For ID When Purchasing Alcohol

Oerff On Tour • upvoted 5 items 5 days ago

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

After the person who made the drawing saw him only once, but without his glasses

30 Funny And Confusing Pics Posted By The “Images That Require More Context” Twitter Page (New Pics)

or in dutch: er staat een paard in de gang :D

30 Funny And Confusing Pics Posted By The “Images That Require More Context” Twitter Page (New Pics)

I'm late to my crucifixion! I'll be in big trouble if I don't make it on time!

30 Funny And Confusing Pics Posted By The “Images That Require More Context” Twitter Page (New Pics)

Crossing the road

30 Funny And Confusing Pics Posted By The “Images That Require More Context” Twitter Page (New Pics)

This needs no additional context. Obviously, without a drivers license, he has to use public transportation.

Oerff On Tour • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

They had to steal the Bible to read that part.

Funny-Clever-Science-Memes

Oerff On Tour • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago

So Wholesome

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write? (Closed)

Paint a QR-code that leads them to a fake review on TripAdvisor: a one star!

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write?

Seriously, with all your current problems to solve you're reading a cave wall? You won't find the answer here.

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write?

I would draw a picture on the wall, sign it, and date it 98,000 BC.

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write?

Irish-Jokes

One night, Mrs. McMillen answers the door to see her husband’s best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep. “Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory.” Paddy shook his head. “Ah Mrs. McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory. Your husband fell into a vat of Guinness stout and drowned.” Mrs. McMillen starts crying. “Oh, don't tell me that! Did he at least go quickly?” Paddy shakes his head. “Not really – he got out three times to pee!”