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felipe calderon • commented on 22 posts 4 years ago

This Guy Is Cutting Tourists' Selfie Sticks In Half, And People Can't Decide If He's A Hero Or Villain

How I wish I could meet you in the streets, you will be my wet dreams come true when I smash your face

Single Mom Dresses As Dad So Her Son Wouldn't Miss 'Donuts With Dad' Day At School

you females are only tolerated in this world because you have a vagina, vagina makes our penis happy,

Single Mom Dresses As Dad So Her Son Wouldn't Miss 'Donuts With Dad' Day At School

why go to a man's event if you are not a man? why not wait for the mom's event?

This Student's Powerful Photo Series Inspired By Brock Turner's Release Will Make You Think

The best maneuver in an ambush is never to get yourself in a situation where you will get ambushed. Ladies take care of your selves, there are lots of crazy people out there. Do not place your self in a disadvantageous situation. Always exercise situational awareness.

Street Artist Responds To Brock Turner's Release

it is not Brock Turner's fault he was set free, it is the law

100-Year-Old Man Can't Let Go Of His Dying Wife's Hand After 77 Years Of Marriage

that's love...'till death do us part

If Humans Gave Birth Like Animals By Paul Westover

they say that was the inspiration for the movie "ALIEN"

These Guys Trolled Hotel Staff With Ridiculous Room Requests, And Hotels Delivered

why do you give extra tasks to the housekeepers just to satiate your bloated ego? do you tip them well for the trouble?

Photographer Documents Husband's Depression In Intimate Photo Series

whoaa now I am depressed??, If I am to be banished with my ilk to our own world, who will work and pay the bills so that the depressed can enjoy their depression? You know just them lying around, enjoying their self pity while some people has to work to ensure the "depressed" have something to eat when they are feeling not that depressed and so when they are full they go on depression mode again. Do not worry, many people have wished me dead, but I killed them first, maybe someone will be successful and kill me one of these days, already accepted that as just part of my job, you cannot live forever you know, but it does not help If I get depressed about it

Single Mom Dresses As Dad So Her Son Wouldn't Miss 'Donuts With Dad' Day At School

And another attention whore of a bitch destroys an event to honor daddy day, why can't you wait for donuts for mother's day. You really have to rub it in their faces that because of your wrong choices in life your son is without a father. How would you feel if on donuts for mother's someone's single dad dresses up like a woman? You complain your safe space is invaded and you got no privacy eh. Just okay to invade male space and event because you think the world owes you a living?

Depression Explained In Simple Comics By Optipess

what is depression?

Photographer Documents Husband's Depression In Intimate Photo Series

depression is just the politically correct word for " I am lazy and just want to be a burden to my love ones", just tighten your bootstrap and work or better yet go save the whales

This Guy Is Cutting Tourists' Selfie Sticks In Half, And People Can't Decide If He's A Hero Or Villain

I invite him to do that here in my country and he will be mauled by the public, you just do not destroy personal property

Artist Made A Guide That Shows What To Do When You See Islamophobia

I do not play video games like Call of Duty because I do that already in real life. Video games have a reset button, the player always live. Killing muslim terrorists is better because they shoot back and there is no reset button. It makes the playing field fair.

This Yogi's Incredible Body Poses Are Inspiring People With Serious Mental Illnesses

when you wear a diamond encrusted piaget watch in a white house gala hosted by POTUS, you do not worry that you will be mugged because you are in a secured environment with decent people, try wearing that in the ghetto and surely you will be killed for it. You can compare the piaget with " lots of bare arms and legs "

This Yogi's Incredible Body Poses Are Inspiring People With Serious Mental Illnesses

in the military there is a question that goes like this "what is the best maneuver that you can execute when you are ambushed", the answer is "do not get ambushed in the first place"..why? because in an ambush, you are already considered KIA in the first 30 seconds,. with pictures like these, you will be ambushed

Encrusting Flora With Stabilised Crystals

you killed the plant? where are the PETP? (people for the ethical treatment of plants)

This Yogi's Incredible Body Poses Are Inspiring People With Serious Mental Illnesses

Artist Made A Guide That Shows What To Do When You See Islamophobia

I am an expert on muslims.Ask me. I have been killing them since I was a 2nd Lieutenant in the Army Infantry. Their Allah commands them to kill non-muslims before they can go to heaven. I rather that I kill them first before I become their ticket to muslim paradise. In our part of the world, these muslims have armed secessionist groups that kill non-muslims, tacitly supported by the muslim populace . I saw their victims, of headless corpses, torn limbs and spilled bowels. Of women raped, naked bodies lying still; the living with eyes open but unseeing, their cries silent but deafening; the dead, their broken bodies just a shell of a life that could have lived more joy. When I encounter them during combat operations..I shoot to kill. The captives, I make sure they suffer more than the hurt they gave their victims.Then I bury them alive. I gaze into their eyes before I shovel the last dirt that bury their face and delight that in their final breath , my smile is the last thing they see

Artist Made A Guide That Shows What To Do When You See Islamophobia

I am an expert on muslims. I have been killing them since I was a 2nd Lieutenant of the Army Infantry. Their Allah commands them to kill non-muslims so they can go to heaven. I rather that I kill them first before I become their ticket to their muslim paradise . Everyday I live, I remember the victims of muslim terrorists , of headless corpses of men and children, torn limbs and disemboweled bodies, women who were raped and tortured, bodies lying still, the living have eyes open but unseeing, their cries silent but deafening, the dead..nothing more than the battered shell of a life that could have lived more joy. Whenever we encounter them during combat operations, I shoot to kill.The captives, I make sure they feel more the hurt they gave their victims..but I do not kill them just yet.. I bury them alive. No, we do not burn their villages or kill or rape their women and children.. that is against the law and un-Christian. I refuse that my hate will make me them.

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felipe calderon • commented on 20 posts 4 years ago

58 Brides Wearing Hijabs On Their Big Day Look Absolutely Stunning

never saw a muslim bride that was smiling on her wedding day, only the groom was smiling. if you were sold to the highest bidder like cattle then you would not be smiling either

58 Brides Wearing Hijabs On Their Big Day Look Absolutely Stunning

how much did he buy her? the bride price?

This Guy Is Cutting Tourists' Selfie Sticks In Half, And People Can't Decide If He's A Hero Or Villain

How I wish I could meet you in the streets, you will be my wet dreams come true when I smash your face

Single Mom Dresses As Dad So Her Son Wouldn't Miss 'Donuts With Dad' Day At School

you females are only tolerated in this world because you have a vagina, vagina makes our penis happy,

Single Mom Dresses As Dad So Her Son Wouldn't Miss 'Donuts With Dad' Day At School

why go to a man's event if you are not a man? why not wait for the mom's event?

This Student's Powerful Photo Series Inspired By Brock Turner's Release Will Make You Think

Street Artist Responds To Brock Turner's Release

it is not Brock Turner's fault he was set free, it is the law

100-Year-Old Man Can't Let Go Of His Dying Wife's Hand After 77 Years Of Marriage

that's love...'till death do us part

If Humans Gave Birth Like Animals By Paul Westover

they say that was the inspiration for the movie "ALIEN"

These Guys Trolled Hotel Staff With Ridiculous Room Requests, And Hotels Delivered

why do you give extra tasks to the housekeepers just to satiate your bloated ego? do you tip them well for the trouble?

Photographer Documents Husband's Depression In Intimate Photo Series

Single Mom Dresses As Dad So Her Son Wouldn't Miss 'Donuts With Dad' Day At School

Depression Explained In Simple Comics By Optipess

what is depression?

Photographer Documents Husband's Depression In Intimate Photo Series

depression is just the politically correct word for " I am lazy and just want to be a burden to my love ones", just tighten your bootstrap and work or better yet go save the whales

This Guy Is Cutting Tourists' Selfie Sticks In Half, And People Can't Decide If He's A Hero Or Villain

I invite him to do that here in my country and he will be mauled by the public, you just do not destroy personal property

Artist Made A Guide That Shows What To Do When You See Islamophobia

This Yogi's Incredible Body Poses Are Inspiring People With Serious Mental Illnesses

Encrusting Flora With Stabilised Crystals

you killed the plant? where are the PETP? (people for the ethical treatment of plants)

This Yogi's Incredible Body Poses Are Inspiring People With Serious Mental Illnesses

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