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Ephraim Bane • upvoted 38 items 3 years ago

Animals

Verizon Suspends Worker Who Rescued Cat Using His Work Equipment

30 Brilliant Shower Thoughts (New Pics)

Animals

Verizon Suspends Worker Who Rescued Cat Using His Work Equipment

30 Brilliant Shower Thoughts (New Pics)

Photography

Artist Uses UV Photography Techniques To Reveal 'Raw' Portraits Of People That We Don't Normally See (10 Pics)

People Are Sharing The Worst Hotel Fails From Their Trips (30 Pics)

This is completely unacceptable!

Tumblr Users Point Out That 8-Hour Workday Concept Isn’t Working Anymore And Scientists Agree

To all those complaining about wage loss, consider that this idea dovetails rather nicely with the fact that the so-called 'minimum wage' in the US isn't even remotely near survival levels as it is. What we need to do is... and hold on to your hats, because this is clearly some pinko commie thinking right here... Pay workers a wage they can live on without having to hold down two or even three jobs. And remember the part about shorter workdays actually increasing company efficiency and therefore profit? The problem solves itself, if we would actually let it.

30 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away

I'm sure OP slept well that night.

30 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away

It's a sperm whale that has suddenly and against all probability been called into existence several miles above the surface of our planet. Digging the dash sticker, btw.

I Found This Jammed In My Front Door Lock, It’s About 1.5” Long. What Is This Thing?

50 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

This is actually a good deal. I usually have to pay in blood when I want a demon.

People Give Some Interesting Advice To Mom Wondering How To Get Dog To Stop Growling When Her Toddler Hits Him

Punch that little shit and see how he likes it, then sit him down and explain that dogs don't like it either.

My 40 Comics That I Hope My Parents Will Never See

Pangaea. Took me a moment.

People Are Sharing Dumb Things They Did As Kids And It's Amazing That Some Of Them Are Still Alive

It works only at 88 mph.

Cat In The Tree

Anti-Aging Cream Factory

Not Too Bright

Fountain Of Youth

How Are You?

Carefree

Grandma's Project

Carpet Match The Drapes

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

A real god damned pickle

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

I have never seen a fried potato before either. Is it a Southern dish or something?

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Daniel, I'm from the mid-Atlantic region, not the South and I grew up with them. Maybe they're an East Coast thing like Tasty Kakes and Herr's potato chips?

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Forget those girls. Go find your Catwoman!

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

that's a German tradition. out of curiosity.. was it a real pickle or an ornament?

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Well, our ancestors probably ate them in this way until some idiot decided that it was the leaves you should eat, resulting in the myth that potatoes are always toxic.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

And no pesky vampires either!

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Jehovah's Witnesses, sorry for the typos! I am not a native English speaker!

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

These are fried potatoes. We do eat them in America. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/fried-potatoes-5a7090eb8fc17.jpg

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Fish are lovely pets. They are very beautiful, simple, and just nice to have around.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

I have never managed to break anything, but I have managed two minor surgeries and spontaneous bleeding in my brain before even graduating high school.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

I kind of want to try that...

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Personally, I hate sour cream. But I do love fried potatoes with red peppers and kielbasa.

This Mother Became Furious Because Her Unvaccinated Daughter Wasn't Invited To A Party, And Her Revenge Attempt Failed

The anti-vaxxers have such esteemed medical professionals as Jenny McCarthy and now Kat Von Di that I don't know how we can argue with them. Oh yes, I forget, they're pathetic dolts who can't understand facts.

50 Powerful Illustrations By Japanese Artist That Will Make You Think (New Pics)

RIP Nano (Does anyone get this)

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Ephraim Bane • commented on 2 posts 3 years ago

30 Times Cats Cracked Us Up

It's the cat bus from My Neighbor Totoro!

30 Times Cats Cracked Us Up

It's the cat bus from Totoro!

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Ephraim Bane • submitted a list addition 4 years ago

Pandas, What Was The Worst Christmas Gift You've Ever Received?

Ephraim Bane • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

30 Times Cats Cracked Us Up

It's the cat bus from My Neighbor Totoro!

30 Times Cats Cracked Us Up

It's the cat bus from Totoro!

50 Powerful Illustrations By Japanese Artist That Will Make You Think (New Pics)

RIP Nano (Does anyone get this)

53 People Who Found Ways To Cheat The System

Me and my friend found a bug in a vending machine. If you put in a quarter, pressed coin return, and mashed all the buttons, it would give you 2 quarters. We got a few free snacks, which was fun.

40 Of My Darkest Ideas Turned Into Comics (NSFW)

r/inclusiveor

40 Epic Fails By People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

Wooooosh

20+ Brutally Funny Comics For People Who Like Dark Humor (New Pics)

Wooooooosh

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves In Front Of The Whole Internet

I press the ANY key, like the prompt says to.

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves In Front Of The Whole Internet

Cooking with Satan Today's episode: Deviled Eggs

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves In Front Of The Whole Internet

Badly stolen Stryder7x profile pic as well

49 Hilarious Times People Beat The System In Ways Nobody Expected

T"roll"ing

49 Hilarious Times People Beat The System In Ways Nobody Expected

But why? Why do you NEED to write a letter?

49 Hilarious Times People Beat The System In Ways Nobody Expected

It looks terrified.

49 Hilarious Times People Beat The System In Ways Nobody Expected

Cut four holes in the bottom, and make a bag suit for the dog.

19-Year-Old Artist Takes Self Portraits To Create These Surreal Compositions

"Here ya go!"

106 Dirty Business Tactics That You May Not Know Exist

My eeeeee keeeeey works totally fineeee. (Hopeeefully.)

106 Dirty Business Tactics That You May Not Know Exist

Samsung uses Android, which is open source and can't be changed by the manufacturer of the device.

My Wife Insisted Me To Put These Comics On The Internet - They're About A Cat We Rescued A Few Months Ago

My cat once fell off a table doing this.

44 Genius Coffee Shops That Will Surprise You With Their Creativity

What's it called? I HAVE TO SEE THIS

44 Genius Coffee Shops That Will Surprise You With Their Creativity

"$-1 for your kindness"

Ephraim Bane • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

Photography

Artist Uses UV Photography Techniques To Reveal 'Raw' Portraits Of People That We Don't Normally See (10 Pics)

30 Brilliant Shower Thoughts (New Pics)

Animals

Verizon Suspends Worker Who Rescued Cat Using His Work Equipment

People Are Sharing The Worst Hotel Fails From Their Trips (30 Pics)

This is completely unacceptable!

Tumblr Users Point Out That 8-Hour Workday Concept Isn’t Working Anymore And Scientists Agree

30 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away

It's a sperm whale that has suddenly and against all probability been called into existence several miles above the surface of our planet. Digging the dash sticker, btw.

I Found This Jammed In My Front Door Lock, It’s About 1.5” Long. What Is This Thing?

30 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away

I'm sure OP slept well that night.

People Give Some Interesting Advice To Mom Wondering How To Get Dog To Stop Growling When Her Toddler Hits Him

Punch that little shit and see how he likes it, then sit him down and explain that dogs don't like it either.

50 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

This is actually a good deal. I usually have to pay in blood when I want a demon.

Carefree

Not Too Bright

Carpet Match The Drapes

How Are You?

My 40 Comics That I Hope My Parents Will Never See

Pangaea. Took me a moment.

Anti-Aging Cream Factory

Grandma's Project

Fountain Of Youth

Cat In The Tree

People Are Sharing Dumb Things They Did As Kids And It's Amazing That Some Of Them Are Still Alive

It works only at 88 mph.

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Verizon Suspends Worker Who Rescued Cat Using His Work Equipment

30 Brilliant Shower Thoughts (New Pics)

Verizon Suspends Worker Who Rescued Cat Using His Work Equipment

30 Brilliant Shower Thoughts (New Pics)

Artist Uses UV Photography Techniques To Reveal 'Raw' Portraits Of People That We Don't Normally See (10 Pics)

People Are Sharing The Worst Hotel Fails From Their Trips (30 Pics)

Tumblr Users Point Out That 8-Hour Workday Concept Isn’t Working Anymore And Scientists Agree

30 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away

30 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away

I Found This Jammed In My Front Door Lock, It’s About 1.5” Long. What Is This Thing?

50 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

People Give Some Interesting Advice To Mom Wondering How To Get Dog To Stop Growling When Her Toddler Hits Him

My 40 Comics That I Hope My Parents Will Never See

People Are Sharing Dumb Things They Did As Kids And It's Amazing That Some Of Them Are Still Alive

Cat In The Tree

Anti-Aging Cream Factory

Not Too Bright

Fountain Of Youth

How Are You?

Carefree

Grandma's Project

Carpet Match The Drapes

30 Times Cats Cracked Us Up

30 Times Cats Cracked Us Up

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

This Mother Became Furious Because Her Unvaccinated Daughter Wasn't Invited To A Party, And Her Revenge Attempt Failed

50 Powerful Illustrations By Japanese Artist That Will Make You Think (New Pics)

30 Times Cats Cracked Us Up

30 Times Cats Cracked Us Up

Pandas, What Was The Worst Christmas Gift You've Ever Received?

30 Times Cats Cracked Us Up

30 Times Cats Cracked Us Up

50 Powerful Illustrations By Japanese Artist That Will Make You Think (New Pics)

53 People Who Found Ways To Cheat The System

40 Of My Darkest Ideas Turned Into Comics (NSFW)

40 Epic Fails By People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

20+ Brutally Funny Comics For People Who Like Dark Humor (New Pics)

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves In Front Of The Whole Internet

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves In Front Of The Whole Internet

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves In Front Of The Whole Internet

49 Hilarious Times People Beat The System In Ways Nobody Expected

49 Hilarious Times People Beat The System In Ways Nobody Expected

49 Hilarious Times People Beat The System In Ways Nobody Expected

49 Hilarious Times People Beat The System In Ways Nobody Expected

19-Year-Old Artist Takes Self Portraits To Create These Surreal Compositions

106 Dirty Business Tactics That You May Not Know Exist

106 Dirty Business Tactics That You May Not Know Exist

My Wife Insisted Me To Put These Comics On The Internet - They're About A Cat We Rescued A Few Months Ago

44 Genius Coffee Shops That Will Surprise You With Their Creativity

44 Genius Coffee Shops That Will Surprise You With Their Creativity

Artist Uses UV Photography Techniques To Reveal 'Raw' Portraits Of People That We Don't Normally See (10 Pics)

30 Brilliant Shower Thoughts (New Pics)

Verizon Suspends Worker Who Rescued Cat Using His Work Equipment

People Are Sharing The Worst Hotel Fails From Their Trips (30 Pics)

Tumblr Users Point Out That 8-Hour Workday Concept Isn’t Working Anymore And Scientists Agree

30 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away

I Found This Jammed In My Front Door Lock, It’s About 1.5” Long. What Is This Thing?

30 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away

People Give Some Interesting Advice To Mom Wondering How To Get Dog To Stop Growling When Her Toddler Hits Him

50 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

Carefree

Not Too Bright

Carpet Match The Drapes

How Are You?

My 40 Comics That I Hope My Parents Will Never See