Emi A.
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This lazy panda is not too lazy to write but chooses not to for the moment.
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Demotivational Quotes
“Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person, so… maybe calm down.”Demotivational Quotes
“Just because we accept you as you are doesn’t mean we’ve abandoned hope you’ll improve.”Demotivational Quotes
“Raise your hand if you have had quite enough unsolicited advice about what should be done with any lemons that life may or may not give you.”Demotivational Quotes
“Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.” – William GoldmanDemotivational Quotes
“Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions.” - Marion G. HarmonDemotivational Quotes
“The story so far: In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” - Douglas AdamsDemotivational Quotes
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.” - Lemony SnicketDemotivational Quotes
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” - Alan DundesDemotivational Quotes
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” - Margaret MeadDemotivational Quotes
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” - Albert EinsteinDemotivational Quotes
“If at first, you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.” - W.C. Fieldsmom-jokes-funny
"My daughter is crying because her sister farted and I sprayed air freshener before she had a chance to sniff it. I’m raising savages."mom-jokes-funny
"My mum just bought our cat a Christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and don't even celebrate Christmas?? She was like "We don't know what religion he is we can't force him to be muslim" he's a cat?!?!"mom-jokes-funny
"When my kid tells me they got hurt doing exactly what I told them to stop doing so they wouldn’t get hurt, I say, “Oh noooooo…”"mom-jokes-funny
“I just watched my child individually pick off and eat every sprinkle on the donut I gave her. She has the patience for that, but can’t wait 30 seconds for me to pee by myself."mom-jokes-funny
"My kids are never better friends than when it’s 30 minutes past bedtime, and they won’t stop giggling."mom-jokes-funny
“I always say if you aren’t yelling at your kids, you’re not spending enough time with them.” - Reese Witherspoonmom-jokes-funny
“Mike, can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?” - Michelangelo’s motherShow All 35 Upvotes
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Sarcastic-Quotes
"If you want to change the world, do it while you’re single. Once you’re married you can’t even change the TV Channel."Sarcastic-Quotes
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying." – Oscar WildeSarcastic-Quotes
"When one door closes, another opens. Or you can open the closed door. That’s how doors work."Sarcastic-Quotes
"So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?"Sarcastic-Quotes
"My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more." – Walter MatthauSarcastic-Quotes
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." – Albert EinsteinSarcastic-Quotes
"My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters... But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk".Sarcastic-Quotes
"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him." – Sir Winston ChurchillThis Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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