the landlocked mermaid
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My name is Liz (She/Her)! I love animals and anything ocean related. I am also a lover of the Legend of Zelda video game series! The painting in my profile picture is by John William Waterhouse titled "A Mermaid".
the landlocked mermaid • upvoted 3 items 3 months ago
Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Bizarre Thing That Has Happened To You?
My brother, Dad, and I had to go inside, and we forgot the key. My stepmom, Mary, was inside working on something, so technically Dad could have called her, but he also forgot his phone. So Dad, being very logical, was like ‘’yeah lets just yeet him over the fence” and so we boosted my brother over the fence to go through the back door and open the front. Well we did it and we all got inside and 2 minutes later Mary comes downstairs and says ‘’James, next time you come in, please don’t slam the door so hard that the windows upstairs shake. And screeching at the top of your lungs while I’m on a zoom call wasn’t great either, everybody heard it.” Charlie: “I wasn’t screeching?” Mary: “Then were you trying to sing?” Dad and I: *cackling too violently to say anything* (Note- Charlie is a fairly good singer, but if he tries to hit really high notes it sounds like a cat got its tail stuck in a screen door.)Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Bizarre Thing That Has Happened To You?
More paranormal than bizarre. Me and my family were at the light house in St. Augustine Florida. My mom was getting a picture of me and my aunt when she turned around and said "I'm sorry sir but my daughter seems too young for you." Nobody was behind her and we were the only people in that room. Me and my aunt love anything paranormal so we got excited. St. Augustine is well known for being haunted.Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Bizarre Thing That Has Happened To You?
My brother, Dad, and I had to go inside, and we forgot the key. My stepmom, Mary, was inside working on something, so technically Dad could have called her, but he also forgot his phone. So Dad, being very logical, was like ‘’yeah lets just yeet him over the fence” and so we boosted my brother over the fence to go through the back door and open the front. Well we did it and we all got inside and 2 minutes later Mary comes downstairs and says ‘’James, next time you come in, please don’t slam the door so hard that the windows upstairs shake. And screeching at the top of your lungs while I’m on a zoom call wasn’t great either, everybody heard it.” Charlie: “I wasn’t screeching?” Mary: “Then were you trying to sing?” Dad and I: *cackling too violently to say anything* (Note- Charlie is a fairly good singer, but if he tries to hit really high notes it sounds like a cat got its tail stuck in a screen door.)Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Bizarre Thing That Has Happened To You?
More paranormal than bizarre. Me and my family were at the light house in St. Augustine Florida. My mom was getting a picture of me and my aunt when she turned around and said "I'm sorry sir but my daughter seems too young for you." Nobody was behind her and we were the only people in that room. Me and my aunt love anything paranormal so we got excited. St. Augustine is well known for being haunted.Show All 3 Upvotes
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My sister tried to teach her kids not to gamble, so she bought a few lottery tickets to show them that they were all going to be losers. She won $500.
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When I was little my family was at an Angels game. My mother went to the restroom and left me with my dad. I wandered off and was eventually found halfway around the stadium. A crowd had gathered to watch as a police officer held me out at arms length while I screamed, 'Call the police! This man is not my daddy!' My parents had taught me stranger danger, but forgotten to teach me what police looked like.
"A guy who can no longer wear his favorite shirt because of the anime Kimetsu no Yaiba (“Demon Slayer”)"
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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Bizarre Thing That Has Happened To You?
My brother, Dad, and I had to go inside, and we forgot the key. My stepmom, Mary, was inside working on something, so technically Dad could have called her, but he also forgot his phone. So Dad, being very logical, was like ‘’yeah lets just yeet him over the fence” and so we boosted my brother over the fence to go through the back door and open the front. Well we did it and we all got inside and 2 minutes later Mary comes downstairs and says ‘’James, next time you come in, please don’t slam the door so hard that the windows upstairs shake. And screeching at the top of your lungs while I’m on a zoom call wasn’t great either, everybody heard it.” Charlie: “I wasn’t screeching?” Mary: “Then were you trying to sing?” Dad and I: *cackling too violently to say anything* (Note- Charlie is a fairly good singer, but if he tries to hit really high notes it sounds like a cat got its tail stuck in a screen door.)Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Bizarre Thing That Has Happened To You?
More paranormal than bizarre. Me and my family were at the light house in St. Augustine Florida. My mom was getting a picture of me and my aunt when she turned around and said "I'm sorry sir but my daughter seems too young for you." Nobody was behind her and we were the only people in that room. Me and my aunt love anything paranormal so we got excited. St. Augustine is well known for being haunted. the landlocked mermaid • upvoted 16 items 4 months ago
Parent-Lessons-Children-Backfired
My sister tried to teach her kids not to gamble, so she bought a few lottery tickets to show them that they were all going to be losers. She won $500.Parent-Lessons-Children-Backfired
When I was little my family was at an Angels game. My mother went to the restroom and left me with my dad. I wandered off and was eventually found halfway around the stadium. A crowd had gathered to watch as a police officer held me out at arms length while I screamed, 'Call the police! This man is not my daddy!' My parents had taught me stranger danger, but forgotten to teach me what police looked like."A guy who can no longer wear his favorite shirt because of the anime Kimetsu no Yaiba (“Demon Slayer”)"
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