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Eliyahu Rooff • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

30 Wholesome Posts By “Ugly Ducklings” About The Incredible Transformations They Undertook (New Pics)

Very pretty in both pictures.

Artist Who Makes People Cry With Her Comics Released A Sequel To 'Little Fish' About The Spirit Of A Dog Visiting Its Owner Who Got A New Puppy

The answer to the author's question about what to do with your pet's toys when he's gone is, you take them to the local animal shelter or rescue group, and share them with pets that have no toys. In the process, you may even find a pet that needs to come home with you.

Eliyahu Rooff • commented on 6 posts 3 weeks ago

40 Of The Best "Dog People Vs. Cat People" Tweets

The basic difference is that we domesticated dogs on purpose. Cats domesticated themselves, and, as a result, much of the relationship with people is done on their own terms.

45 People Share How They Witnessed Someone Being Completely Clueless At Something So Simple

This is why YouTube videos can be a lifesaver for so many people.

40 Of The Best "Dog People Vs. Cat People" Tweets

The basic difference is that we domesticated dogs on purpose. Cats domesticated themselves, and, as a result, much of the relationship with people is done on their own terms.

45 People Share How They Witnessed Someone Being Completely Clueless At Something So Simple

This is why YouTube videos can be a lifesaver for so many people.

45 People Share How They Witnessed Someone Being Completely Clueless At Something So Simple

This seems to be a common problem. I bought a like-new vacuum cleaner at a yard sale a few years ago for five dollars. They were selling it because it didn't have enough suction to clean anything. When I got it home and emptied the container, it worked just fine.

45 People Share How They Witnessed Someone Being Completely Clueless At Something So Simple

My wife had a coworker who was sure that if she drank hot coffee while pregnant, it'd burn the little baby's head.

Nurses And Midwives Reveal 40 Baby Names That They Tried To Talk The Parents Out Of

I've always wondered why someone names a child after an alcoholic drink, and why they use some and not others. I've known girls named Sherry, Chardonnay, and a couple others, but have never met a Vodka, Whisky, Rum or Bourbon.

'I Had A Kid That Did Not Smile': Christian Dad Explains How He Learned To Accept His Trans Daughter In A Heartwrenching Speech

Do any of those anti-trans politicians really think that anyone is going through all the stress of gender reassignment just to win a high school trophy?

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Eliyahu Rooff • commented on 3 posts 4 weeks ago

People Are Sharing Examples Of Pointless Gendering And It Shows How Stupid It Can Be (50 Pics)

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People Are Sharing Examples Of Pointless Gendering And It Shows How Stupid It Can Be (50 Pics)

Um, the same way that women end up with anorexia? Body image issues and control issues.

People Are Sharing Examples Of Pointless Gendering And It Shows How Stupid It Can Be (50 Pics)

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People Are Sharing Examples Of Pointless Gendering And It Shows How Stupid It Can Be (50 Pics)

Um, the same way that women end up with anorexia? Body image issues and control issues.

People Are Sharing Examples Of Pointless Gendering And It Shows How Stupid It Can Be (50 Pics)

In defense of the publishers, a lot of guys were never taught to cook while growing up, either at home or school, and need a cookbook that doesn't assume you know how to blanch, broil, separate eggs, sift flour, or many other things that would be basic for someone who learned to cook.

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Eliyahu Rooff • commented on 5 posts 1 month ago

House Listing Of "The Worst House On The Street" Goes Viral For Its Hilarious Commentary

I've remodeled and rebuilt worse houses than that. If the framing is solid, the rest can be redone.

40 Times Boston Home Inspectors Discovered Such Interesting Things, They Just Had To Take A Photo

I think I need to get boosters for all my vaccinations from just looking at it. Oy!

House Listing Of "The Worst House On The Street" Goes Viral For Its Hilarious Commentary

I've remodeled and rebuilt worse houses than that. If the framing is solid, the rest can be redone.

40 Times Boston Home Inspectors Discovered Such Interesting Things, They Just Had To Take A Photo

I think I need to get boosters for all my vaccinations from just looking at it. Oy!

50 Times People Realized They're Living With A 'Monster' And Just Had To Share The Evidence

And to think that I get ticked when it's just someone putting my good cutlery in the dishwasher...

Dad Creates Honest Comics About The World And Kindness (30 Pics)

The other thing is to treat her kindly without pushing it, and her opinion may change over time.

50 Of The Most Hilarious Advertising Fails

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Eliyahu Rooff • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

30 Times Designers Got Rightfully Shamed For Creating Things That Look Dirty By Default

Products all designed for people who never want to bother cleaning anything again.

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened And Here's 50 Of Their Best Posts

It's Suffragists, not the diminutive "suffragettes."

30 Times Designers Got Rightfully Shamed For Creating Things That Look Dirty By Default

Products all designed for people who never want to bother cleaning anything again.

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened And Here's 50 Of Their Best Posts

It's Suffragists, not the diminutive "suffragettes."

50 Of The Most Evil Packaging Designs That Were Created To Deceive People

I'm not sure whether to feel relieved or even more annoyed at discovering that it's not just American manufacturers pulling this crap on people.

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Eliyahu Rooff • commented on 11 posts 3 months ago

Women Are Trolling Capitol Rioters By Matching With Them On Dating Apps Just To Send Their Info To The FBI

And, of course, employers love it when rioters leave their employment information on a photo.

40 Adorable Comics That Hilariously Sum Up What It’s Like Living With A Dog By This Artist (New Pics)

This is how I make the bed, with cats.

Women Are Trolling Capitol Rioters By Matching With Them On Dating Apps Just To Send Their Info To The FBI

And, of course, employers love it when rioters leave their employment information on a photo.

40 Adorable Comics That Hilariously Sum Up What It’s Like Living With A Dog By This Artist (New Pics)

This is how I make the bed, with cats.

Woman In Her 50s Gets Told She's "Too Old To Dress Like A Teenager" - Responds With Her Outfit

While I dress as appropriately as I can for public and private events ( don't need to be the center of attention), when I'm on my own I wear whatever I feel like wearing. And I certainly wouldn't presume to tell someone else what they should be wearing unless they actually asked me.

40 Times People Saw Entitled Jerks And Just Had To Share Screenshots On This Online Community

Tying it in a lot of little knots would provide an entertaining way to pas the time during the flight.

40 Times People Saw Entitled Jerks And Just Had To Share Screenshots On This Online Community

Instead of a problem, I see an opportunity for family bonding. Having two important events, one right after the other, doesn't diminish the happiness of either, especially since they can share the same guests.

40 Times People Saw Entitled Jerks And Just Had To Share Screenshots On This Online Community

It'd be so unfortunate if the silver car got all scratched up on that side from maneuvering the wheelchair onto the ramp.

I Needed Some Laughs In 2020, So I Made Comics About Quarantine Struggles (33 Pics)

Not to quibble, but the word is "lose", not "loose." Loose is the opposite of tight.

People Say These 30 Things 100% Ruin A Movie For Them Every Time

I would bet that, as a Norwegian, Viking movies must be really annoying with all the silly ideas about what they wore, how they lived, etc. Helmets with horns are always a distraction to me.

People Say These 30 Things 100% Ruin A Movie For Them Every Time

When I worked in a theater years ago, we used to describe some bad films by saying, "If you've seen the trailer, you've seen the movie."

This Online Group Is Dedicated To "Mildly Interesting" Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts

Some of us collect error coins. They're, surprisingly, not as rare as you'd think.

50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck In Thrift Stores (New Pics)

No well-appointed home should be without one.

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Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted an item 3 months ago

People Say These 30 Things 100% Ruin A Movie For Them Every Time

I call it sucking the life out of a movie. Hero beats villain. The End. Sadly the movie becomes a hit so there's a sequel: Turns out Hero didn't really beat the villain so he has to do it again. The end. Rinse and repeat and it goes on even when the Hero is in wheelchair with an oxygen tank attached and the villain is so senile that he thinks he is the president and they stole his presidency.

Eliyahu Rooff • commented on 8 posts 4 months ago

50 Classic Art Memes That Prove Nothing Has Changed In 100s Of Years (New Pics)

The television ads for "PD" drugs will explain it.

32 Seemingly Normal Things About American Schools That Confuse The Hell Out Of Non-Americans

It depends on where you live. In parts of the country, we don't get much snow, so the cities don't have snow plows. Hence, a bad snow storm kinda shuts everything down for a day or so.

50 Classic Art Memes That Prove Nothing Has Changed In 100s Of Years (New Pics)

The television ads for "PD" drugs will explain it.

32 Seemingly Normal Things About American Schools That Confuse The Hell Out Of Non-Americans

It depends on where you live. In parts of the country, we don't get much snow, so the cities don't have snow plows. Hence, a bad snow storm kinda shuts everything down for a day or so.

32 Seemingly Normal Things About American Schools That Confuse The Hell Out Of Non-Americans

I'm ancient... back in the 1960s, our apple machine cost a dime.

32 Seemingly Normal Things About American Schools That Confuse The Hell Out Of Non-Americans

It's a leftover from pre-computer days when counting words would have been a real bother.

32 Seemingly Normal Things About American Schools That Confuse The Hell Out Of Non-Americans

I always made my own lunch at home and brought it in a brown paper bag.

People Are Sharing Priceless "Not My Job" Moments Caught In Pictures And Here're 50 Of The Laziest Ones

This one is in a Spanish-speaking store, put there for English-speaking customers to get help. Notice that the sign right behind it is in Spanish.

35 Comics That Show What Living With A Cat Is Really Like (New Pics)

Missed the stage where they almost turn their head inside out.

30 Times Knock-Off Items Were So Ugly, They Got Shamed On This Insta Account

I can guarantee this one isn't licensed. LOL

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Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted an item 4 months ago

Perfectionists Are Giving Each Other Eye-Gasms By Sharing Satisfying "Perfect Fit" Photos (50 Pics)

Good luck getting anything out.

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Eliyahu Rooff • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

30 Wholesome Posts By “Ugly Ducklings” About The Incredible Transformations They Undertook (New Pics)

Very pretty in both pictures.

Artist Who Makes People Cry With Her Comics Released A Sequel To 'Little Fish' About The Spirit Of A Dog Visiting Its Owner Who Got A New Puppy

Eliyahu Rooff • commented on 6 posts 3 weeks ago

40 Of The Best "Dog People Vs. Cat People" Tweets

The basic difference is that we domesticated dogs on purpose. Cats domesticated themselves, and, as a result, much of the relationship with people is done on their own terms.

45 People Share How They Witnessed Someone Being Completely Clueless At Something So Simple

This is why YouTube videos can be a lifesaver for so many people.

45 People Share How They Witnessed Someone Being Completely Clueless At Something So Simple

My wife had a coworker who was sure that if she drank hot coffee while pregnant, it'd burn the little baby's head.

Nurses And Midwives Reveal 40 Baby Names That They Tried To Talk The Parents Out Of

'I Had A Kid That Did Not Smile': Christian Dad Explains How He Learned To Accept His Trans Daughter In A Heartwrenching Speech

Do any of those anti-trans politicians really think that anyone is going through all the stress of gender reassignment just to win a high school trophy?

Eliyahu Rooff • commented on 3 posts 4 weeks ago

People Are Sharing Examples Of Pointless Gendering And It Shows How Stupid It Can Be (50 Pics)

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People Are Sharing Examples Of Pointless Gendering And It Shows How Stupid It Can Be (50 Pics)

Um, the same way that women end up with anorexia? Body image issues and control issues.

People Are Sharing Examples Of Pointless Gendering And It Shows How Stupid It Can Be (50 Pics)

Eliyahu Rooff • commented on 5 posts 1 month ago

House Listing Of "The Worst House On The Street" Goes Viral For Its Hilarious Commentary

I've remodeled and rebuilt worse houses than that. If the framing is solid, the rest can be redone.

40 Times Boston Home Inspectors Discovered Such Interesting Things, They Just Had To Take A Photo

I think I need to get boosters for all my vaccinations from just looking at it. Oy!

50 Times People Realized They're Living With A 'Monster' And Just Had To Share The Evidence

And to think that I get ticked when it's just someone putting my good cutlery in the dishwasher...

Dad Creates Honest Comics About The World And Kindness (30 Pics)

The other thing is to treat her kindly without pushing it, and her opinion may change over time.

50 Of The Most Hilarious Advertising Fails

Dutch

Eliyahu Rooff • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

30 Times Designers Got Rightfully Shamed For Creating Things That Look Dirty By Default

Products all designed for people who never want to bother cleaning anything again.

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened And Here's 50 Of Their Best Posts

It's Suffragists, not the diminutive "suffragettes."

50 Of The Most Evil Packaging Designs That Were Created To Deceive People

I'm not sure whether to feel relieved or even more annoyed at discovering that it's not just American manufacturers pulling this crap on people.

Eliyahu Rooff • commented on a post 3 months ago

Women Are Trolling Capitol Rioters By Matching With Them On Dating Apps Just To Send Their Info To The FBI

And, of course, employers love it when rioters leave their employment information on a photo.

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted an item 3 months ago

People Say These 30 Things 100% Ruin A Movie For Them Every Time

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted an item 4 months ago

Perfectionists Are Giving Each Other Eye-Gasms By Sharing Satisfying "Perfect Fit" Photos (50 Pics)

Good luck getting anything out.

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted 2 items 7 months ago

25 Hilariously Negative Reviews On Tripadvisor About Popular UK Tourist Attractions

Correction my dear Edinburgh castle is Scottish not English, so it's the Scots bragging and rightly so lol

What's Wrong With Today's Society Captured In 32 Brutally Honest Illustrations By John Holcroft

Yes, America never has been greater. After destroying law and order, Trump is now telling people he's going to restore law and order. I guess setting your convicted friends free from jail is enforcing law and order.

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted 3 items 8 months ago

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People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

Absolutely brilliant. This needs more (up)votes !!!

I’m Convinced To Learn Fencing

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted an item 12 months ago

30 Of The Worst Things That Have Ever Happened To People On A Date Shared By These People On Twitter

As an American, I apologize for him. All of him. I did NOT vote for the sociopath with little hands, but I'm still sorry. I tell people I'm Canadian.

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted 3 items 1 year ago

A School Found A Purse That Was Lost Back In The 50s, And It's Like A Time Capsule For People Of The Generation

I read in another place online and there was a piece of wood molding covering the gap between the lockers and the wall. When they removed the old wood to replace it, the purse was found by the repairman.

30 'Nightmares' And 'Miracles' Spotted During Structural Inspections

not too many earthquakes in New England.

French Mother Doesn't Censor What Motherhood Really Looks Like In Her 30 Comics

Oh yeah? Try owning a cat.

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted 6 items 2 years ago

Woman Finds A Ring In Her Boyfriend's Nightstand, Posts It To A Ring-Shaming Group

Plus the metal/diamonds value combined is never worth the price you pay for it.. (I mean it's not a good investment)

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