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Eliyahu Rooff • commented on 8 posts 12 hours ago

Elon Musk Posted A Picture Of His Bedside Table, So The Internet Made 30 Memes About It

Looks more like a peavy than a harpoon, though.

30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling

The most important thing at this time is to keep it to themselves. Not because of social disapproval, which people can handle, but because of legal risks. Prosecutors love to charge people with incest, and it not only can result in substantial prison time, but would also leave them on the sex offender registry for many years or life.

Elon Musk Posted A Picture Of His Bedside Table, So The Internet Made 30 Memes About It

Looks more like a peavy than a harpoon, though.

30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling

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Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted an item 2 days ago

50 Lazy People Who Were So Infuriating, They Got Called Out Online

Pull a Lysistrata on him.

Eliyahu Rooff • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 “Interesting And Absolutely Terrifying” Images That Are Not For The Faint-Hearted

They don't bite. They sting, and you treat it like any other wasp sting.

Eliyahu Rooff • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

Parent Gives Their Son's Kindergarten Classmates Movie Vouchers, Calls Other Parents "Greedy" And "Cheap" After They Confront Them

You'd think they never go to the movies with their families. The gift simply means that the next time they go, they have one less ticket to purchase and fewer treats to buy at the concession stand. Did they also complain because the other parents didn't provide candy for the rest of the childrens' families?

Eliyahu Rooff • commented on 27 posts 1 month ago

30 Times People Bought A House And Realized They Should Have Done More Research Beforehand

Don't say none of them. I've remodeled several houses over the years and the inspectors had nothing but good to say about my work. The real secret to DIY is to know what you can't do or don't know how to do, and pay a professional for that part.

People Are Sharing The Most Terrifying Things They've Witnessed In Real Life (40 Posts)

And it won't be if it's bowdlerized? That just draws attention to the word.

30 Times People Bought A House And Realized They Should Have Done More Research Beforehand

People Are Sharing The Most Terrifying Things They've Witnessed In Real Life (40 Posts)

And it won't be if it's bowdlerized? That just draws attention to the word.

30 Times Architects Failed At Their Job, As Shared On This Twitter Page Dedicated To Ugly Buildings

The world's largest shanty.

30 Times Architects Failed At Their Job, As Shared On This Twitter Page Dedicated To Ugly Buildings

What did it look like before the earthquake?

35 Situations People In This Online Thread Have Been In That Are So Bizarre Nobody Believes Them

We experienced this in Utah. Pouring rain in front of the house while the back yard was sunny and dry.

35 Satisfying Pics Of Spaces Before And After Being Cleaned

Much nicer, although I can't imagine wanting to replace that lovely sleigh bed.

Woman Keeps Criticizing Her BIL For Not Taking His Autistic Kid To A Theme Park, Throws A Fit After Getting Put In Her Place

Something that wasn't even touched on in the story: How does the daughter feel about it? It's quite different if she wants to go than if she would much rather not.

30 People That Left The Funniest Reviews On Amazon (New Pics)

He's in trouble. The pull rating is not the breaking point. It'll hold hundreds of pounds of weight.

35 People Share Times They Cheaped Out On Something And Couldn't Go Back To Its "Luxury" Version After

But do compare for calories and sugar content. Some are (dare I use the term) healthier than others.

35 People Share Times They Cheaped Out On Something And Couldn't Go Back To Its "Luxury" Version After

I would add to that, don't use fabric softener or dryer sheets with towels. They reduce their absorbancy.

35 People Share Times They Cheaped Out On Something And Couldn't Go Back To Its "Luxury" Version After

I went even cheaper. Grew a beard and haven't shaved in decades. And still using the same $15 electric clippers to trim it.

35 People Share Times They Cheaped Out On Something And Couldn't Go Back To Its "Luxury" Version After

Las Vegas thrift stores are the reason I have several $8000 Brioni suits for which I paid $9 each.

35 People Share Times They Cheaped Out On Something And Couldn't Go Back To Its "Luxury" Version After

It's kinda like the rule of all-in-one devices: the more things you make something do, the less well it does any of them.

40 Photos With Humans For Scale To Show Just How Big Stuff Really Is, As Shared On This Twitter Page

Unfortunately, so top-heavy that it capsized on its first trip after launch.

50 Times People Failed In The Kitchen So Badly, They Just Had To Share Pics Online (New Pics)

If it's a brand-name knife, it'll be covered by warranty. Wusthoff, Henkels, Chicago, etc...

“Take My Money!”: 50 Wacky Products You Didn't Know You Needed, As Shared By The "Odditymall" Facebook Page (New Pics)

That model also has an optional fireplace in the den.

50 People Are Sharing The Signs That Made Them Realize They Were Raised By Toxic Parents

That describes my own life, too.

50 People Are Sharing The Signs That Made Them Realize They Were Raised By Toxic Parents

Same thing here. It actually made me so self-sufficient that no matter what the task, I wouldn't know how to do it with someone helping. I've even built a small barn by myself. On the other hand, I'm always the one who can be counted on to pitch in and help other people.

50 People Are Sharing The Signs That Made Them Realize They Were Raised By Toxic Parents

I'm 74, and when my father passed away about ten years ago, I actually felt relieved that I no longer had to keep trying to earn his approval-- something I never had.

"Stupid And Weird Signs": 50 Of The Funniest Signs Ever, As Collected By This Facebook Group

Retired paralegal here. That was a problem with many of our criminal defense clients.

29 Times People Spotted Infuriating Things That Drove Them So Mad, They Just Had To Share The Frustration

It's not just Canada. The same thing happens here in the US. I've had to take a pocket knife and cut a box apart to get it out.

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

"Ask your doctor if getting medical advice from television commercials is right for you."

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

I would add to this, time limits for political campaigning. Forty-five or ninety days is plenty of time to get the message across. Instead, we have re-election campaigns starting before the person has even taken the oath of office for the current term.

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

Only some of them. Private prisons are a fairly new thing here and one that needs to be done away with ASAP.

30 Times Rich People Made It Clear To Everyone Else Just How Out Of Touch They Are Without Even Trying

It was actually necessary to send them to everyone to be sure that those who needed them would get them. Otherwise, trying to process payments according to income and need would have taken many months before anyone got anything, and people needed the help right away.

30 Times Rich People Made It Clear To Everyone Else Just How Out Of Touch They Are Without Even Trying

I've gone back to university, and still occasionally get forms requesting my parent's signatures. I'm 74 years old.

30 Times Rich People Made It Clear To Everyone Else Just How Out Of Touch They Are Without Even Trying

Garbage collectors are some of the most important workers in our society. If they went on strike, our big cities wouild break down in weeks. They should be very well paid, as the job has no intrensic benefits of its own.

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Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

This Was The First Time I Used My Power Chair With My Costume, So I Made It Into A Shell Throne, You Know, Like You Do When You're A Mermaid

“Britain Relatable”: 40 Funny British Memes To Crack You Up

It's in a synagogue. It's Simchat Torah - the celebration of having received the Torah at Mt. Sinai during the 40 years in the wilderness after leaving Egypt. Some synagogues have the tradition of unrolling an entire scroll so that we can all see the whole Torah at once. It's on the one hand hazardous - Torah scrolls are delicate (and expensive) iconic objects. On the other hand, it's awesome - what you see in this picture is only about one-quarter of the scroll. I'll bet that the young girl is reading a portion of the scroll.

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Eliyahu Rooff • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In Time And Change One Thing, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Eliyahu Rooff • commented on 8 posts 12 hours ago

Elon Musk Posted A Picture Of His Bedside Table, So The Internet Made 30 Memes About It

Looks more like a peavy than a harpoon, though.

30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling

50 Lazy People Who Were So Infuriating, They Got Called Out Online

A hair dryer will soften the residual wax enough to wipe it up easily.

50 Lazy People Who Were So Infuriating, They Got Called Out Online

I find it hard to believe that they department doesn't have a set protocol for dealing with this sort of problem.

50 Lazy People Who Were So Infuriating, They Got Called Out Online

Solution is simple. Plastic trash bag and into the dumpster.

50 Lazy People Who Were So Infuriating, They Got Called Out Online

He's asking for an unsecured-load ticket.

50 Lazy People Who Were So Infuriating, They Got Called Out Online

The goal in the weight room is literally to pick up heavy things and put them down again, over and over. There's no reason for not doing it one more time when you're done with them.

50 Lazy People Who Were So Infuriating, They Got Called Out Online

Yes. Whatever was wrong with just telling people, "We're going to have a boy"?

Eliyahu Rooff • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 “Interesting And Absolutely Terrifying” Images That Are Not For The Faint-Hearted

They don't bite. They sting, and you treat it like any other wasp sting.

Eliyahu Rooff • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

Parent Gives Their Son's Kindergarten Classmates Movie Vouchers, Calls Other Parents "Greedy" And "Cheap" After They Confront Them

Eliyahu Rooff • commented on 10 posts 1 month ago

30 Times People Bought A House And Realized They Should Have Done More Research Beforehand

People Are Sharing The Most Terrifying Things They've Witnessed In Real Life (40 Posts)

And it won't be if it's bowdlerized? That just draws attention to the word.

30 Times Architects Failed At Their Job, As Shared On This Twitter Page Dedicated To Ugly Buildings

The world's largest shanty.

30 Times Architects Failed At Their Job, As Shared On This Twitter Page Dedicated To Ugly Buildings

What did it look like before the earthquake?

35 Situations People In This Online Thread Have Been In That Are So Bizarre Nobody Believes Them

We experienced this in Utah. Pouring rain in front of the house while the back yard was sunny and dry.

35 Satisfying Pics Of Spaces Before And After Being Cleaned

Much nicer, although I can't imagine wanting to replace that lovely sleigh bed.

Woman Keeps Criticizing Her BIL For Not Taking His Autistic Kid To A Theme Park, Throws A Fit After Getting Put In Her Place

Something that wasn't even touched on in the story: How does the daughter feel about it? It's quite different if she wants to go than if she would much rather not.

30 People That Left The Funniest Reviews On Amazon (New Pics)

He's in trouble. The pull rating is not the breaking point. It'll hold hundreds of pounds of weight.

35 People Share Times They Cheaped Out On Something And Couldn't Go Back To Its "Luxury" Version After

But do compare for calories and sugar content. Some are (dare I use the term) healthier than others.

35 People Share Times They Cheaped Out On Something And Couldn't Go Back To Its "Luxury" Version After

I would add to that, don't use fabric softener or dryer sheets with towels. They reduce their absorbancy.

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted an item 15 hours ago

50 Lazy People Who Were So Infuriating, They Got Called Out Online

Pull a Lysistrata on him.

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

This Was The First Time I Used My Power Chair With My Costume, So I Made It Into A Shell Throne, You Know, Like You Do When You're A Mermaid

50 People Are Sharing The Signs That Made Them Realize They Were Raised By Toxic Parents

There were some good times in my childhood, but I was constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop because it always, always did. Every day, good or bad, would end with my dad being in a bad mood for some stupid reason.

“Britain Relatable”: 40 Funny British Memes To Crack You Up

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted an item 2 months ago

Sometimes I Don’t Realize How Far I’ve I Come Until I Look Back

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted an item 3 months ago

"History For The Witty": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate Memes That History Geeks Might Appreciate

correct me if I am wrong but didn't curry originate in India (which England over ran?)

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted an item 4 months ago

My Fiancée Took Me To IKEA So I Would Have A Place To Display My Collection

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted 2 items 6 months ago

Facebook Group Gives 50 Perfect Examples On How To Ruin A Home

Turrets syndrome

“Daily Educational Maps”: 40 Interesting And Informative Maps That Might Change The Way You Look At The World Forever

This is a good example of why our Senate is not representational. With only two Senators per state, the underpopulated areas get far more of a say than the highly populated areas.

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted an item 7 months ago

40 Expensive Things Whose High Price Tags Don't Make Any Sense At All, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

I love diamonds but we are saving to pay off our debts so my engagement ring is moissanite. It's 1 carat, white gold and cost £60! It's absolutely beautiful, you cannot tell the difference and its so much more ethical.

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted 2 items 8 months ago

Guy Shares A Client Interaction He Had That Still Creeps Him Out, Inspiring 35 Others To Share Similar Tales

He must have had an X to grind

40 Times Architects Made Buildings That Look Unique And Cool But Were Uncomfortable To Live In Or Use

Definitely Baba Yaga's house

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted an item 9 months ago

Putin Invaded Ukraine But United The Whole World, Here Are 47 Of The Most Important Things That Have Been Done So Far

Maybe not lobbing rockets into Israel would be a good start.

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted 5 items 10 months ago

Parents Kick Out Their Daughter For Coming Out As Trans, Their DIL Gets Revenge On Them That Ends With Them Having To Sell Their House

If the sister in law was 18 when they kicked her out, her parents committed theft by taking her savings! It was not theirs and they should be giving her that money back, plus interest! That is the worst thing I've heard in a long while of parental behavior. I am so glad she is doing well and has love in her life, and the family she needs!

The Treatment Of Veterans

The treatment of veterans. A lot of communication around the respect they deserve. Yet many of them are broke, homeless and in a generally bad position.

‘Anti Capitalist’: 30 Times People Realized That Modern Capitalism Is Starting To Look Ridiculous

I may be naïve, but isn't it a good thing that a company has opened a warehouse in a poor area that would offer jobs to those in much need?

Anti-Capitalist

Low-Income-Things-Rich-People-Dont-Understand

A lifetime of clutter because it's so hard to throw anything away even when you're no longer poor.

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted an item 11 months ago

People Are Sharing Pics Of Life 50-100 Years Ago And They Might Put Things In A New Perspective (New Pics)

'Hooverville'

Eliyahu Rooff • upvoted an item 1 year ago

Instagram Account Showcases How Good Design Can Transform A Space And Here Are 30 Of The Best Before & After Pics (New Pics)

That’s more like half way through a storage container house and the end.

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