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Jace • commented on 16 posts 1 month ago

197 Brutally Hilarious Comics That Only People With A Twisted Sense Of Humor Will Understand (NSFW)

I’m glad my 5-year-old comments are amusing someone 😆

197 Brutally Hilarious Comics That Only People With A Twisted Sense Of Humor Will Understand (NSFW)

Wow, 5 years ago and people still doing replies. I didn’t even remember making this comment.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Since Japanese uses many Chinese characters, the outlined area is a good choice to point out the distinctive characters.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Thanks for the info… and holy fück.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Needs more backstory

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Shut it down and do repairs. FFS!

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Not living or working in NYC, I don’t know what that feels like.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Same here. They come after me like crazy.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

There’s no oxygen deprivation panic response in the body?

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

He seems to be locked inside a liquor store

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

I wish people would take the obesity epidemic more seriously in the USA. No one should ever be mocked or bullied for being overweight, but all the “you’re beautiful just the way you are” affirmation marginalizes a legitimate health problem.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

The law does not work that way.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

This country is broken.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

The USA is being captured by fascism. It’s kind of an all-encompassing, all-consuming problem. It’s concerning that MORE people aren’t fixated on it.

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Jace • upvoted 24 items 1 month ago

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

By "summoning help" I picture someone drawing a magic circle on the sand... (Btw there's a typo on the Spanish translation)

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

*sigh* feckin short sighted humans.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

By "summoning help" I picture someone drawing a magic circle on the sand... (Btw there's a typo on the Spanish translation)

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

*sigh* feckin short sighted humans.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

a fuckload?

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Scream-a-Geddon in Dade City, FL. https://www.screamageddon.com/

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

This sounds dodgy all around, you all asked questions after the first time but left it unresolved even after it happened a second time? 🤔🤔

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

U.S. Border Patrol will arrive in one hour and safely deport you.

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

“Why would anyone want to watch porn?” Lol. You funny.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

https://news.un.org/en/story/2022/05/1117402 We’re not the only ones facing an obesity epidemic

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

Are you safe? Did you get therapy? This "doctor" is as psycho as your mother; he should be in jail. We Pandas are worried and we'd like to know that you are in a good place. Huge hug from all Pandas.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

I used to live near a nuclear research site, if the siren went off the radio was to tell us where an how to hide, and in a good situation, which DIRECTION to run. The last thing they wanted was us running into the radiation cloud. It was usually dependent on wind patterns.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Thanks for that useful chart

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

And accurate

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

Ah, Narcissist. I can truly relate. Reading up on them and how they operate helped me IMMENSLEY in dealing with my mother. Once I understood her, I could block her attempted gaslighting, manipulating and lying and not take it personally. "Daughters of Narcissitic Mothers" online was a wonderful resource. So many things started to make sense.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

"American" and "European" aren't races, but good try. Have a sticker.

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

She’s a manipulative narcissist, but with a dash of sociopathy sprinkled on top.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Probably conduit for a light bulb

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

Oh fúck off with your holier than thou bullshít

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

There's too much danger in nature to rope off everything

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Too much leaked nitrogen, clearly

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

The sign is likely to catch the attention of the safety inspector, who I am sure asked to confirm that staff are washing their hands, and they probably were or else there would be more problems

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

reminds me of this meme. https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/max-capacity-3-americans.jpg

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

I am obese myself. Making fat jokes is my only joy.

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

Hey, don't shame people that do something you don't like to do. It's fine you don't like it, but don't belittle those that do. To tell people they have ..."no common sense and [are] disgusting..." is, in itself, disgusting behavior. You don't know everyone do you? Far more people watch it that you realize, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Is this a zombie warning sign ☢️?

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Jace • commented on 16 posts 1 month ago

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

Fücking YES YOU SHOULD GODDAMNED TELL HER!!!!!

197 Brutally Hilarious Comics That Only People With A Twisted Sense Of Humor Will Understand (NSFW)

I’m glad my 5-year-old comments are amusing someone 😆

197 Brutally Hilarious Comics That Only People With A Twisted Sense Of Humor Will Understand (NSFW)

Wow, 5 years ago and people still doing replies. I didn’t even remember making this comment.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Since Japanese uses many Chinese characters, the outlined area is a good choice to point out the distinctive characters.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Thanks for the info… and holy fück.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Needs more backstory

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Shut it down and do repairs. FFS!

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Not living or working in NYC, I don’t know what that feels like.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Same here. They come after me like crazy.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

There’s no oxygen deprivation panic response in the body?

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

He seems to be locked inside a liquor store

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

The law does not work that way.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

This country is broken.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

The USA is being captured by fascism. It’s kind of an all-encompassing, all-consuming problem. It’s concerning that MORE people aren’t fixated on it.

Jace • commented on 4 posts 2 months ago

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (45 New Pics)

Things of value were lost, but it wasn't the flood that did it. It was when these crypto bro asswipes bought up all the GPUs so that no one else could use them for what they're intended: gaming machines. And yes, gaming is valuable as entertainment, which is valuable as a human experience to make life more tolerable (especially in the context of how miserable life is when you're not independently wealthy).

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (45 New Pics)

Same. I will never build again, but I need SOMEONE to build and sell me a machine for Windows gaming, and I've looked at several builders, and the prices are just insane.

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (45 New Pics)

Yes, crypto is absolutely horrific. It's kind of the poster child of why libertarianism doesn't work (not that libertarians have taken any such lesson from it). Interesting ideas that fall apart when applied to reality, with a total lack of regulation, and where people who are already privileged are the ones who will make out with any benefit, while screwing the masses while doing so.

45 People Who Escaped From Cults Are Sharing What Their Breaking Points Were

This all just made me more PTSD angry.

Jace • upvoted 20 items 1 month ago

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

“Why would anyone want to watch porn?” Lol. You funny.

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

Oh fúck off with your holier than thou bullshít

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

Some people have a really good time making and watching pornography, or engaging in other sex work. Too much of the industry is misogynistic, but much of it is just people having sex on camera because they like it and/or like getting paid for it. But yeah, you don’t have to watch it.

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

Well, if your second reason made sense there wouldn’t be so much porn. Almost every body has watched p*rn at some stage in their life.

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

What a situation, where the only video you have of your grandpa is porn. That's one way to annoy your descendents.

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

My grandfather died long before I was born, so I never knew him other than stories from my mother. My grandmother died when I was a little kid so I barely remember her. The vast majority of her family died before I was born or when I was too little to really remember. I don't care that it's porn, honestly. Other than pictures, I have nothing else. Sure it's porn, and when it involves a family member it can be creepy... but I never knew him. Thus my conundrum. He did this this to earn more money for my family, and it shows him alive, breathing, moving... but I hear what you're saying. It's why I'm stuck, mostly because it feels too private to watch, despite it being "porn".

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

If this is Sydney Australia, they have legal and regulated prostitution. It's like physical therapy.

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

I'm very sorry. That's a heinous thing to say to someone. Your mother is seriously morally bankrupt. That's extremely disturbing. I would have to share what she did to me with my immediate family members. Who knows what kinds of things she may be trying to manipulate others with.

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

Are you safe? Did you get therapy? This "doctor" is as psycho as your mother; he should be in jail. We Pandas are worried and we'd like to know that you are in a good place. Huge hug from all Pandas.

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

She’s a manipulative narcissist, but with a dash of sociopathy sprinkled on top.

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

If you're confident that you'd be able to prove your condition, you may file a police complaint. You deserve justice for what was done to you.

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

Move away as soon as you can.

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

that's not a mother, that's a f*****g abusive monster.

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

This sounds dodgy all around, you all asked questions after the first time but left it unresolved even after it happened a second time? 🤔🤔

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

Wait...weren't friends or family members of the women wondering what happened to them? Surely there must have been an investigation. This doesn't make sense.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

What if I only hear 6 or 7 short blasts?

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

Towns in Alaska are very far away by road and can be dangerous during the winter. Please do follow the sign's instructions, make sure you have winter tires, food, water, bells... etc. I am Alaskan and this really is no joke.

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

If it looks like houses or flying contraptions - it's Chinese.

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