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Atheist, feminist, social anarchist, queer and trans, minor(they/xe/she)

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echotheroyal • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

“Feeling Cute, Might Delete Later”: Animal Owners Of The Panda Community Shared Their 40 Pet Photos That Look Like Selfies

echotheroyal • commented on a post 5 months ago

40 Photos From Polish Social Media Profiles That Raise As Many Questions As They Provide Answers

LMFAO

echotheroyal • upvoted 38 items 5 months ago

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My ex asked me to stop being depressed after we lost our daughter

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I’m very pale, so pale that you can see the blue of my veins throughout most of my body. A boyfriend I had about ten years ago asked if there was “anything I could do to get rid of them?” I had to explain that no, I had a circulatory system and very much wanted to remain alive

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My ex asked me to stop being depressed after we lost our daughter

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Said I used "too many big words" and he just wanted to be able to "relax" more. Criticized my tv and movie preferences as being too "cerebral." Also told me I was too "analytical" in how I liked to solve problems. Now I have an MA and JD, and married a tech millionaire with a Ph.D. in theoretical physics, so looks like my preference for cerebral entertainment and big words paid off.

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He asked me to pretend I wasn’t in pain when I was. I have endometriosis and if I’m dating you, you will have an up-close and personal seat into the life of someone with a chronic pain condition. Now, I don’t complain a lot about it, it’s just a fact of my life, and I came to terms with it a long time ago. So when my ex-fiancé got “fed up” with me “being sick all the time,” I told him I can’t act healthy all the time when I’m sometimes in debilitating pain….and he said, “Can’t you fake it?”

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My former spouse asked me to move my period because it fell on his three day weekend and he refused to have sex with me when I was "broken" so that was a real bummer for him. I suggested that he ask one of the other guys to swap with him but he wouldn't even ask and I suspect it's because he knew noone liked him enough

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He wanted me to be shorter. I'm 5'1. He literally wanted me to hunch my shoulders and only wear f**king flats all the time. He was 5'3 and insecure

50 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You With Their Homes (New Pics)

Call the police.

Grammarma

Cute Pigs

The Laundry Room Has Been Too Holy Recently

Mail Or Femail

Comedi

Don’t Do It

Oh, Deer

Men Is Too Headache

Me Too Broken Coffee Machine, Me Too....

Just Five More Minutes, Mom.

Say It With Me!

“Under The Rest”

Wait Wha...

When The Engrish Is Actually Truthful

Very Wholesome Engrish

D O N O T F O O D

Homophobia In Its Eyes

You Is The Because

I Love Going To The Bathroom In China

Joe Is Biden?????

Nice Try, China

Tey Stolle Our Stuf!

I Love This Image

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Being able to do whatever you want without consulting someone else first

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You don't have to politely tell someone you will be out late

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I live alone and [poop] at work; a six pack of toilet paper is a year's supply.

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For many years I lived in a full size (3br 2ba)family house all by myself. Freaking LOVED it. My brother lives with me now but that's still super cool. Really the best part is simply not having to deal with people.

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When I lived alone I would clean my place and it would stay clean. Now I clean my place and it is messy again in about 10 minutes, it feels like.

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Not coming home to someone else's dirty dishes in the sink

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If I want to eat blueberry Eggos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, no one judges

Couples Share 40 Things They Do That Aren't Normal But Are Very Wholesome

This is a really good one. Sometimes you just have to agree to disagree.

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echotheroyal • upvoted 20 items 5 months ago

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He wanted me to be shorter. I'm 5'1. He literally wanted me to hunch my shoulders and only wear f**king flats all the time. He was 5'3 and insecure

Exes-Ask-Women-To-Change-Ridiculous-Things

My ex asked me to stop being depressed after we lost our daughter

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Pictures From Polish Profiles

40 Photos From Polish Social Media Profiles That Raise As Many Questions As They Provide Answers

Priest in retirement?

Pictures From Polish Profiles

I Found 30 Rare Celebrity Childhood Photos That Show Barely Recognizable Stars

mentally...

Celine Dion

Maisie Williams

Tom Hanks

Ryan Reynolds

Jack Black

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My gf and I will every so often just lift our top up and say “tits” until the other one looks/acknowledges.

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Sometimes he puts his mouth over my nose and blows, causing me to make a horrific, monstrous sound of air coming through my nasals and out of my mouth. We call this The Exorcism. It’s gross and weird but I love that we can be gross and weird together.

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Whenever he sneezes, I shout as aggressively as I can SHUT UP. To which he responds even louder, YOU SHUT UP. This is everywhere. At home, in public, it doesn’t matter. It’s gotten to the point where I consciously have to stop myself from shouting at anyone else who sneezes.