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Alison Marchand • commented on 10 posts 1 week ago

50 Times People Wanted Attention On Social Media So Bad, They Resorted To Doing Horrible Things

Haven't these people seen that Final Destination movie?!?

50 Times People Wanted Attention On Social Media So Bad, They Resorted To Doing Horrible Things

There are tons of YouTube videos on this, this lady and her husband made videos all throughout the adoption process explicitly explaining that they were looking for a kid with disabilities. They even had a list of conditions they were "willing to work with" 😑 I also initially tried to give these people the benefit of the doubt since I have no idea what it's like to be a parent, much less an adoptive parent, but there is way too much incriminating evidence against these people on so many levels.

50 Times 'Covidiots' Proved That Human Stupidity And Ignorance Knows No Limits

In certain cases like these I'm starting to think you should be able to sue people for health insurance like you can for car insurance 😒

50 Times 'Covidiots' Proved That Human Stupidity And Ignorance Knows No Limits

Some nonsense-spewing rogue commenter at the very bottom of the comments here who has been rightfully downvoted into oblivion 😆

50 Times 'Covidiots' Proved That Human Stupidity And Ignorance Knows No Limits

People unquestioningly defending capitalism so hard when they most likely are among the majority who are disadvantaged by it, yet everyone else are the sheep 🙄

50 Of The Funniest Marriage Tweets From The Very Unusual Year Of 2020

The worst offense - cooking bacon in a pan as opposed to on a sheet in the oven! 😜 I'm teasing here, but seriously, you should try cooking bacon in the oven sometime. I like to line the pan with parchment paper for easier cleanup, and to drain the grease and flip the bacon about halfway through cooking, but that's all there is to it! edit: my comment has randomly posted to like 3 different comments, so sorry if it doesn't make sense wherever it has ended up!

50 Clever Billboard Designs That Definitely Didn't Go Unnoticed

Hmm, I'm somehow not instantly fooled into perceiving McDonald's as a local, high-quality, up-and-coming restaurant as opposed to a multibillion dollar soulless corporation...weird

50 Clever Billboard Designs That Definitely Didn't Go Unnoticed

This makes it look like the chocolate bar is filled with stretchy bubble gum, which is a preferable visual to me

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Alison Marchand • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago

50 Times People Wanted Attention On Social Media So Bad, They Resorted To Doing Horrible Things

Haven't these people seen that Final Destination movie?!?

50 Times People Wanted Attention On Social Media So Bad, They Resorted To Doing Horrible Things

Haven't these people seen that Final Destination movie?!?

50 Times People Wanted Attention On Social Media So Bad, They Resorted To Doing Horrible Things

50 Times 'Covidiots' Proved That Human Stupidity And Ignorance Knows No Limits

In certain cases like these I'm starting to think you should be able to sue people for health insurance like you can for car insurance 😒

50 Times 'Covidiots' Proved That Human Stupidity And Ignorance Knows No Limits

People unquestioningly defending capitalism so hard when they most likely are among the majority who are disadvantaged by it, yet everyone else are the sheep 🙄

50 Of The Funniest Marriage Tweets From The Very Unusual Year Of 2020

50 Clever Billboard Designs That Definitely Didn't Go Unnoticed

Hmm, I'm somehow not instantly fooled into perceiving McDonald's as a local, high-quality, up-and-coming restaurant as opposed to a multibillion dollar soulless corporation...weird

50 Clever Billboard Designs That Definitely Didn't Go Unnoticed

This makes it look like the chocolate bar is filled with stretchy bubble gum, which is a preferable visual to me

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Alison Marchand • upvoted 23 items 2 weeks ago

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn’t Know Existed (New Pics)

A Hairbrush's hairbrush?

38 Times People Got Creative Tattoos That Transform When Their Bodies Move

Meh

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn’t Know Existed (New Pics)

A Hairbrush's hairbrush?

38 Times People Got Creative Tattoos That Transform When Their Bodies Move

Meh

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn’t Know Existed (New Pics)

Just remember to take it off at the end of class!

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn’t Know Existed (New Pics)

420

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn’t Know Existed (New Pics)

Now I have something mildly interesting to read in the shower besides having made-up debates in my head that will never happen.

50 Times People Spotted Things In Very Unusual Colors And Just Had To Document It For Everyone To See

I would love to try that.

Creative-Moving-Tattoo-Designs

50 Times People Had One Job And Failed In A Hilarious Way (New Pics)

Makes me so so uncomfortable

Karma

50 Times 'Covidiots' Proved That Human Stupidity And Ignorance Knows No Limits

Does anyone remember the story of the old woman who was sick and a doctor said to see him and he would help but she said "no, I have God and prayer..." and she got worse and a second doc said he could help, but "no, I have God and prayer." So she gets very sick and a 3rd doc comes by... same story. The woman dies, gets to heaven and asks God why he never answered her prayers and God said "I sent you 3 doctors." Yeah, I kinda think it's like that.

50 Spot On Reactions People Had To The Events In The US Capitol

Interesting hand signals there DUDES.

50 Times 'Covidiots' Proved That Human Stupidity And Ignorance Knows No Limits

For the safety of their neighbours I hope someone parked up and honked till they all got alcohol poisoning.

Photo Of Ballot Boxes Being Moved By 2 Senate Employees During Capitol Riots Is Going Viral For All The Right Reasons

With all due respect Phoenix, these people were told to flee for safety from a government building under assault for political reasons. These people, who were likely incredibly scared, saved the political resolution, in defiance of the assault, and, quite possibly, adding to their jeopardy. Please tell me, at what point does what we teach our children, essentially how we hope to mould a decent society, stop applying? Please define the exact day you became ‘an adult’? Awful comment.

50 Times People Fell For Fake Satirical Articles And Made Fools Of Themselves Online

Really I wouldn’t be shocked if he actually said that

50 Times People Fell For Fake Satirical Articles And Made Fools Of Themselves Online

Honestly, if it were possible I think they would

50 Times 'Covidiots' Proved That Human Stupidity And Ignorance Knows No Limits

I don't want to stereotype people, but these two look exactly like what they are.

50 Times 'Covidiots' Proved That Human Stupidity And Ignorance Knows No Limits

Oh, trust me, some of us do.

50 Times People Wanted Attention On Social Media So Bad, They Resorted To Doing Horrible Things

They themselves specifically looked for a disabled child. They knew what they were getting into.

People Are Posting Their "Shoulder Animals", And Here Are 50 Of The Cutest Ones

This is my human...get your own lol love your shirt

People Are Posting Their "Shoulder Animals", And Here Are 50 Of The Cutest Ones

My productivity level would be less than ZERO if I had a baby raccoon.

People Are Posting Their "Shoulder Animals", And Here Are 50 Of The Cutest Ones

You could not move even if you wanted to.

People Are Posting Their "Shoulder Animals", And Here Are 50 Of The Cutest Ones

Very sweet. Seems like it understands it is safe with you.

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Alison Marchand • commented on 10 posts 1 week ago

People Are Posting Their "Shoulder Animals", And Here Are 50 Of The Cutest Ones

Is that a Garfield reference? 😆 Takes me back!

People Are Posting Their "Shoulder Animals", And Here Are 50 Of The Cutest Ones

This gives me hope for my two 1 year old kitties who haven't quite taken to the shoulder scene yet 😋 good cause I am getting wildly jealous of all these posts

50 Times People Wanted Attention On Social Media So Bad, They Resorted To Doing Horrible Things

Haven't these people seen that Final Destination movie?!?

50 Times People Wanted Attention On Social Media So Bad, They Resorted To Doing Horrible Things

50 Times 'Covidiots' Proved That Human Stupidity And Ignorance Knows No Limits

In certain cases like these I'm starting to think you should be able to sue people for health insurance like you can for car insurance 😒

50 Times 'Covidiots' Proved That Human Stupidity And Ignorance Knows No Limits

Some nonsense-spewing rogue commenter at the very bottom of the comments here who has been rightfully downvoted into oblivion 😆

50 Times 'Covidiots' Proved That Human Stupidity And Ignorance Knows No Limits

People unquestioningly defending capitalism so hard when they most likely are among the majority who are disadvantaged by it, yet everyone else are the sheep 🙄

50 Of The Funniest Marriage Tweets From The Very Unusual Year Of 2020

50 Clever Billboard Designs That Definitely Didn't Go Unnoticed

Hmm, I'm somehow not instantly fooled into perceiving McDonald's as a local, high-quality, up-and-coming restaurant as opposed to a multibillion dollar soulless corporation...weird

50 Clever Billboard Designs That Definitely Didn't Go Unnoticed

This makes it look like the chocolate bar is filled with stretchy bubble gum, which is a preferable visual to me

Alison Marchand • commented on 8 posts 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Unpopular Opinion? (Closed)

Applesauce makes such a good partner to so many foods. Anyone like (usually fried) chicken dipped in honey? Also sounds weird but is golden, sticky, crunchy, deliciousness.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Unpopular Opinion? (Closed)

Yeah, when I think of this type of thing I'm grateful that at the very least I wasn't born during medieval times when sadistic torture was common punishment for normal human behavior 😅

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Unpopular Opinion? (Closed)

Honestly I actually LIKE the "hidden comment/click to view" method. It's like almost-censorship where everybody can speak their minds, but you get a heads up if it's a [99 times out of 100] scummy/terrible opinion. Censorship is such a tough subject (as I'm out here assuming popular opinions of what constitute terrible opinions🤯 ) but I'm currently leaning towards advocating for people to be truthful about their opinions so we can at least know what perspectives are out there. Hopefully that way harmful ones won't flourish in darkness. (P.S. Wow I apologize for all the times I said "opinion" here)

Hey Pandas, How Did You Get Rid Of Toxic People In Your Life? (Closed)

As long as Bored Panda doesn't count 😏

Hey Pandas, How Did You Get Rid Of Toxic People In Your Life? (Closed)

This sounds to me like something that your parents/guardians need to be aware of to teach your older brother that physical aggression is unacceptable, or he needs some kind of mentor to help him through whatever issues he may have that are destructive to others and himself. Your guardians absolutely have a responsibility to keep you safe, from your brother or anyone else. I believe if someone can't be controlled and is a danger to others, then at that point authorities like the police, family-type services (in the US, is what I'm aware of) should be involved. I hope this helps and that your situation improves : / it's good that you're aware of the fact that there's a problem here so you can try not to internalize it as best as you can. Again, wishing you the best 🌍💞🌎💞🌏

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

Petty downvote cause it's Logan Paul 🙋🏻‍♀️

People Share 30 Weird Thanksgiving Recipes That Their Families Refuse To Abandon

Why is it called Watergate salad? Cause it's so scandalous? 🤔

30 Of The Strangest Weather Occurrences In Russia Shared By This Twitter Account

One time while driving I saw what looked like the end of the rainbow. My friend in the passenger seat and I were noticing this rainbow for a little while then all of a sudden in one of the breaks in the trees the rainbow appeared to dip down into the clearing. Like it was in front of some trees and behind some others. Super weird, and glad I had a witness so I knew I wasn't seeing things 😅 but yeah, this would be a tough one to reach

Alison Marchand • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets, And Garage Sales

She looks like a "Lois" to me.

Ads Vs Reality: 101 Hilarious Examples Of False Advertising

Brownvee

Alison Marchand • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago

50 Times People Wanted Attention On Social Media So Bad, They Resorted To Doing Horrible Things

Haven't these people seen that Final Destination movie?!?

50 Times People Wanted Attention On Social Media So Bad, They Resorted To Doing Horrible Things

50 Times 'Covidiots' Proved That Human Stupidity And Ignorance Knows No Limits

In certain cases like these I'm starting to think you should be able to sue people for health insurance like you can for car insurance 😒

50 Times 'Covidiots' Proved That Human Stupidity And Ignorance Knows No Limits

People unquestioningly defending capitalism so hard when they most likely are among the majority who are disadvantaged by it, yet everyone else are the sheep 🙄

50 Of The Funniest Marriage Tweets From The Very Unusual Year Of 2020

50 Clever Billboard Designs That Definitely Didn't Go Unnoticed

Hmm, I'm somehow not instantly fooled into perceiving McDonald's as a local, high-quality, up-and-coming restaurant as opposed to a multibillion dollar soulless corporation...weird

50 Clever Billboard Designs That Definitely Didn't Go Unnoticed

This makes it look like the chocolate bar is filled with stretchy bubble gum, which is a preferable visual to me

Alison Marchand • upvoted 13 items 2 weeks ago

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn’t Know Existed (New Pics)

A Hairbrush's hairbrush?

38 Times People Got Creative Tattoos That Transform When Their Bodies Move

Meh

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn’t Know Existed (New Pics)

Just remember to take it off at the end of class!

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn’t Know Existed (New Pics)

420

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn’t Know Existed (New Pics)

Now I have something mildly interesting to read in the shower besides having made-up debates in my head that will never happen.

50 Times People Spotted Things In Very Unusual Colors And Just Had To Document It For Everyone To See

I would love to try that.

Creative-Moving-Tattoo-Designs

50 Times People Had One Job And Failed In A Hilarious Way (New Pics)

Makes me so so uncomfortable

Karma

50 Times 'Covidiots' Proved That Human Stupidity And Ignorance Knows No Limits

50 Spot On Reactions People Had To The Events In The US Capitol

Interesting hand signals there DUDES.

50 Times 'Covidiots' Proved That Human Stupidity And Ignorance Knows No Limits

For the safety of their neighbours I hope someone parked up and honked till they all got alcohol poisoning.

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