Lil mosey • upvoted 39 items 3 weeks ago
Obvious-Hint-From-Girls-Guy-MissedShe learned to say I love you in my parents native language. And I still missed the hint.
Obvious-Hint-From-Girls-Guy-MissedShe invited me to go swimming with her in college, but before we went to the pool, we'd need to stop at her room so I could tell her which bikini looked the best on her. My stupid ass said, "I'm sure they all look great, just pick one and meet me at the pool."
Obvious-Hint-From-Girls-Guy-MissedShe invited me in "for coffee" after a date. I don't drink coffee, and it was 11pm. I politely declined and went home. Had no clue coffee meant sex.
Obvious-Hint-From-Girls-Guy-MissedA girl literally asked me to help her change. We were alone in her house. I respectfully declined for her privacy.
Obvious-Hint-From-Girls-Guy-MissedIn high school, a girl invited me to her house after school, and brought me up to her room. Once we were there, she excused herself to go change in the bathroom. She was in there about 10 minutes. Then her mom came home and immediately started yelling at her for having a boy over, and I had to leave. She (the daughter) walked me outside and said, "I'm not sure why you didn't try anything when I was naked in the bathroom..." So she thought that was a huge hint. Meanwhile, I'm thinking, "She seemed 100% into me and it seemed like we were about to hook up, but why the [hell] would I barge into the bathroom to watch her change? Maybe that's what she wanted, but with someone else, I could have ended up labeled as a sexual predator." There was another time that I was alone at a beach at night with a girl in my class, and she suggested that we go skinny dipping. When we were both naked and dripping wet, I tried to make a move, and she shut me down immediately saying that she didn't mean to send me signals. Anyway, my advice for people is not to take/give hints. Be mature and talk about it.
Obvious-Hint-From-Girls-Guy-MissedGirl smiled at me while I was at work at my store, I smiled back. Considered asking her out cause she was really f*ckin pretty. On break, I bought some pizza rolls and hoped she would be in my line. Low and behold, she is in the 14 or less line. We exchange some more smiles, and my heart was goin nuts cause I was gonna actually ask, but the back of my head kept thinking "she's too good, she's just smiling out of respect". So I didn't. She gets to the register and asks to use her rewards account. The cashier asks her name and she gives it. Nothing comes up, so he asks her for her number. She gives it very slowly and on the last four digits, turns around and looks me dead in the eyes. The guy says there's no account and she doesn't even acknowledge it, just pays and leaves. I get into the break room, and it hits me that she may have been trying to hint something. [Screw] me.
Obvious-Hint-From-Girls-Guy-MissedI was living overseas in a place where it was difficult to find CDs (this was pre-streaming). A girl I knew had started chatted to me on Facebook. I thought nothing much of it, figured she was out of my league, it was nice to chat. But, you know, I chatted to lots of people. A few weeks into this chatting, I get a package in the mail. In it is Radiohead's "In Rainbows", with a note that says, "Hope you enjoy. My favorite track is 8. x" I message her, I say thanks and that I really dug track 5. "What about track 8?" "Oh, yeah, it's okay." "I really think you should listen to track 8 again." Track 8 was "House of Cards", which opens: "I don't want to be your friend / I just want to be your lover / No matter how it ends / No matter how it starts" Still kicking myself.
Obvious-Hint-From-Girls-Guy-MissedMe posting on Facebook: “anyone wanna go hiking this weekend?” Cute girl: “I’ll go.” After a long hike and dinner, I still didn’t know I was on a date until I was dropping her off. Seriously thought we were just hiking. We’re married now.
Obvious-Hint-From-Girls-Guy-MissedShe asked if I was interested in dating. Thought she meant in general and said no because I didn't really have an interest in dating anyone but her. She got pretty distant after that. Didn't realize she was talking about the two of us dating until later.
Obvious-Hint-From-Girls-Guy-MissedWhen I was drunkenly flirting with a girl (I never flirt and I'm horrible with girls in general so didn't think I was getting anywhere) and asked her where the bathroom was. She said 'I'll show you' then came in with me and asked what I wanted to do. Awfully confused I says 'well I want to have a piss, you'll have to leave'. She said 'oh' and left Took me about 6 months before I figured that one out
Obvious-Hint-From-Girls-Guy-MissedA girl once burned me a mix CD of almost nothing but love songs. My guy friends and I held a small conference where we listened to the CD in full and tried to see if there was some hidden message there. We came up with a solid maybe. There were 6 of us debating this.
Obvious-Hint-From-Girls-Guy-MissedHer: Do you have a girlfriend? Me: No...no one would date me anyway. Her: I’d date you. Me: Thanks, but you don’t need to pity me. Her: I would date you Me: Thanks but... Her: Are you free on Saturday? Me: Surprised Pikachu face And we’re going on two years in October
Obvious-Hint-From-Girls-Guy-MissedA girl literally confessed her feelings directly to me and I didn't hear it cause I zoned out looking at a squirrel
Obvious-Hint-From-Girls-Guy-MissedA few years ago I was working at my elementary school's annual spring fling. That day I volunteered to be the school mascot(a big-ass bear costume) for the morning shift. It was a boring job of feeling like a pedophile the whole time because little kids would hug you constantly and be all over you. They were at just the perfect height for every kid's face to be just in your crotch. It was nearing noon and my shift was soon to be over when a girl my age, 17, stole the bear head right from my own head and ran away with it. I wasn't gonna pay for a damn bear head if she didn't return it, so I ran after her and followed her into an empty classroom with the lights off and the shudders shut tightly. She said something like "oh looky here, mr papa bear, I'm holding your head, I'm a bad girl" I was pissed she took it and wasn't thinking so I, being oblivious to her remark, took the head yelled "THE CHILDREN NEED ME" and stormed out.
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