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Deniz Vitvitskiji • commented on 4 posts 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Disgusting Food You Have Ever Eaten? (Closed)

Cow tongue probably

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

How many spells can it cast?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Disgusting Food You Have Ever Eaten? (Closed)

Cow tongue probably

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

How many spells can it cast?

Woman Illustrates What It's Like For Her To Live In A Patriarchal Society (30 Pics)

fortun?

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

The curtains themselves say "Zero Total Blackout"

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Deniz Vitvitskiji • upvoted 36 items 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Disgusting Food You Have Ever Eaten? (Closed)

Cow tongue probably

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

How do you remove the sunglasses if you can't read the message 🤔

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Disgusting Food You Have Ever Eaten? (Closed)

Cow tongue probably

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

How do you remove the sunglasses if you can't read the message 🤔

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

I used to contract to Nickelodeon. Their animated show office was formally a porn studio.

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

It's an anagram. They simply changed the letters around

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

This is perfect: consumerism, the true religion of the USA, merged with the ultimate US business.

50 Quirky And Dark Comics With Twisted Endings By SpaceBoyCantLol

.... if he snapped once them he would have half. if he snapped again it would take away half of that so there would still be a 1/4 left, but I am going to upvote you anyway. :)

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

How many spells can it cast?

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

Are there any other countries available? I'm interested

Designer Creates 20 Protest Messages From Brand Logos

"Fun trees pay."

Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories)

That would’ve been a good thing to ask during... oh, I don’t know.. AN INTERVIEW?

There's A Group Dedicated To Sharing "You Had One Job" Fails, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

It was caused by high winds you retard

There's A Group Dedicated To Sharing "You Had One Job" Fails, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

I am german and i hate when this happens. You are happily shopping, someone coughs and sents you flying across two aisles.

Hiring-Managers-Whats-Wrong-With-This-Person-Moments

He was naked during the interview, so we declined. When we brought up his video feed, he was laying in bed nude

Woman Illustrates What It's Like For Her To Live In A Patriarchal Society (30 Pics)

fortun?

Woman Illustrates What It's Like For Her To Live In A Patriarchal Society (30 Pics)

The pun doesn't really work since the word fortunate (which is an adjective to describe someone who has good fortune) gives the word unfortunate its meaning. I still laughed though lmao

Woman Illustrates What It's Like For Her To Live In A Patriarchal Society (30 Pics)

Eye have no patience at all for that

TikTok Account Exposes 23 Of The Most Used Tourist Scams That Still Work Because Not Enough People Are Aware Of Them

can i spit on it? haha

39 Bizarre Things That Seem Normal In Some Countries, But Not In The Rest Of The World

....because colorblind people can't tell by its position if its "green" or not?

50 Funny Signs By The Legendary Tex-Mex Restaurant, El Arroyo (New Pics)

Or just don't go to anyone's holiday get togethers & whatnot. Built in Rona excuse.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

WTF Bored Panda, a**l is not a bad word!

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Yeah, non-consensual a**l sex is hilarious.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

You don't know how many chances he might have given her already.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

I used to work on a cruise liner in the Mediterranean as a Tour Escort. One day while escorting a tour to the Acropolis in Athens, and one very bored American guy, pointing at the Parthenon, asked me "what's that building ?"... ok one might not know the name, fair enough, but what shocked me was calling a +2k years old temple a "building"

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

OMG, I can’t believe how idiotic I was. I read, re-read and re-read what I wrote and took a few tomes to comprehend what I was saying. If my head wasn’t so sore I would facepalm myself. My apologies to everyone. I think I belong on this list, although I am not from the US lol. I am so embarrassed.

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Punking people with practical jokes that are fake traumatic incidents. There is absolutely nothing funny about witnessing a fake death, mortal injury or abuse and then discovering it was all an elaborate joke. It’s traumatizing.

Wholesome-Toxic-Things

Dads trying to be weirdly aggressive/threatening to their daughter's bfs.

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Deniz Vitvitskiji • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Use Emojis To Describe A Book, Movie, Or Show (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Pretend This Is Your Cat's Search History (Closed)

Deniz Vitvitskiji • commented on 8 posts 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Disgusting Food You Have Ever Eaten? (Closed)

Cow tongue probably

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

How many spells can it cast?

Woman Illustrates What It's Like For Her To Live In A Patriarchal Society (30 Pics)

fortun?

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

The curtains themselves say "Zero Total Blackout"

Artist Draws Absurd Comics For People With A Dark Sense Of Humor (47 New Pics)

Future me can dodge them aswell. I already evaded my taxes, and so can he.

People Share Their Autocorrect Fails That Made Their Mundane Messages Hilarious (50 Pics)

I have severe nudity

31 "Goofy" Comics About How Gods Deal With Everyday Problems

Oh god I beat doom before....

'Yahoo Answers' Is Shutting Down Forever, And Here're 35 Of The Most Epic Screenshots To Remember It By

Sounds like the eye of cthulu theme from terraria

Deniz Vitvitskiji • commented on 12 posts 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Use Emojis To Describe A Book, Movie, Or Show (Closed)

Godzilla vs King Kong

Hey Pandas, Use Emojis To Describe A Book, Movie, Or Show (Closed)

30 Painfully Accurate Posts About Life In Your 40s

40 Of The Best "Dog People Vs. Cat People" Tweets

Most of the posts boil down to "Cat people are more accepting than dog people" at this point

40 Of The Best "Dog People Vs. Cat People" Tweets

There was a comment on a post higher up just like this meme

40 Of The Best "Dog People Vs. Cat People" Tweets

I found mine on a highway, the other on a horse

30 Of The Most Unapologetic Comics By This Artist Who Believes In Laughing At Everything

Magician: glass? You mean goblet?

28 Of The Most Useful Tips From People That Are 'Street Smart'

I feel like you should act the same. Somebody trying to rob me? Punch them. Somebody trying to hurt me? Punch them.

28 Of The Most Useful Tips From People That Are 'Street Smart'

@Punished Edward who is uncle trash

50 Hilarious Photos That Everyone Needs To See Before Having Kids

They were awesome as a kid. I used to tape them to the sides of counters and chairs, they kept falling into peoples pockets!

40 People Respond To 'Which Is The Worst Single Decision In History Ever Made By A Person?'

I haven't met a single person who uses yahoo unless they downloaded a virus

50 People Who've Hit New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The 'Cringetopia' Online Group (New Pics)

The entire channel is a social experiment where this guy posts the exact same thing every day, with a slight subject change

Deniz Vitvitskiji • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Disgusting Food You Have Ever Eaten? (Closed)

Cow tongue probably

50 Quirky And Dark Comics With Twisted Endings By SpaceBoyCantLol

.... if he snapped once them he would have half. if he snapped again it would take away half of that so there would still be a 1/4 left, but I am going to upvote you anyway. :)

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

How do you remove the sunglasses if you can't read the message 🤔

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

It's an anagram. They simply changed the letters around

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

This is perfect: consumerism, the true religion of the USA, merged with the ultimate US business.

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

I used to contract to Nickelodeon. Their animated show office was formally a porn studio.

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

How many spells can it cast?

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

Are there any other countries available? I'm interested

Designer Creates 20 Protest Messages From Brand Logos

"Fun trees pay."

Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories)

That would’ve been a good thing to ask during... oh, I don’t know.. AN INTERVIEW?

Hiring-Managers-Whats-Wrong-With-This-Person-Moments

He was naked during the interview, so we declined. When we brought up his video feed, he was laying in bed nude

There's A Group Dedicated To Sharing "You Had One Job" Fails, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

It was caused by high winds you retard

There's A Group Dedicated To Sharing "You Had One Job" Fails, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

I am german and i hate when this happens. You are happily shopping, someone coughs and sents you flying across two aisles.

Woman Illustrates What It's Like For Her To Live In A Patriarchal Society (30 Pics)

Eye have no patience at all for that

Woman Illustrates What It's Like For Her To Live In A Patriarchal Society (30 Pics)

The pun doesn't really work since the word fortunate (which is an adjective to describe someone who has good fortune) gives the word unfortunate its meaning. I still laughed though lmao

Woman Illustrates What It's Like For Her To Live In A Patriarchal Society (30 Pics)

fortun?

39 Bizarre Things That Seem Normal In Some Countries, But Not In The Rest Of The World

....because colorblind people can't tell by its position if its "green" or not?

TikTok Account Exposes 23 Of The Most Used Tourist Scams That Still Work Because Not Enough People Are Aware Of Them

can i spit on it? haha

50 Funny Signs By The Legendary Tex-Mex Restaurant, El Arroyo (New Pics)

Or just don't go to anyone's holiday get togethers & whatnot. Built in Rona excuse.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

WTF Bored Panda, a**l is not a bad word!

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Disgusting Food You Have Ever Eaten? (Closed)

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Disgusting Food You Have Ever Eaten? (Closed)

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

Woman Illustrates What It's Like For Her To Live In A Patriarchal Society (30 Pics)

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Disgusting Food You Have Ever Eaten? (Closed)

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Disgusting Food You Have Ever Eaten? (Closed)

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

50 Quirky And Dark Comics With Twisted Endings By SpaceBoyCantLol

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

Designer Creates 20 Protest Messages From Brand Logos

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Woman Illustrates What It's Like For Her To Live In A Patriarchal Society (30 Pics)

Woman Illustrates What It's Like For Her To Live In A Patriarchal Society (30 Pics)

TikTok Account Exposes 23 Of The Most Used Tourist Scams That Still Work Because Not Enough People Are Aware Of Them

39 Bizarre Things That Seem Normal In Some Countries, But Not In The Rest Of The World

50 Funny Signs By The Legendary Tex-Mex Restaurant, El Arroyo (New Pics)

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

50 Bizarre Science Diagrams That Are Actually Real, As Shared On This Page

50 Bizarre Science Diagrams That Are Actually Real, As Shared On This Page

50 Bizarre Science Diagrams That Are Actually Real, As Shared On This Page

50 Bizarre Science Diagrams That Are Actually Real, As Shared On This Page

50 Bizarre Science Diagrams That Are Actually Real, As Shared On This Page

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

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Guy With An Economics Degree Explains The Gender Pay Gap In Less Than A Minute

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40 Of The Best "Dog People Vs. Cat People" Tweets

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28 Of The Most Useful Tips From People That Are 'Street Smart'

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40 People Respond To 'Which Is The Worst Single Decision In History Ever Made By A Person?'

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50 Quirky And Dark Comics With Twisted Endings By SpaceBoyCantLol

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

Designer Creates 20 Protest Messages From Brand Logos

Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories)

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There's A Group Dedicated To Sharing "You Had One Job" Fails, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)