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Demi Zwaan • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

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Demi Zwaan • commented on 38 posts 4 months ago

30 Times People Tried To Share Their Knowledge Of History Online But Embarrassed Themselves Instead

@ZAPanda: That happens, those assignments. There was one where part of the class needed to defend the final solution and the others were opposed. I do believe they cried about it and got the assignment cancelled, but it happens. And why not? It teaches the skill of debating, which is very much needed these days.

30 Times People Tried To Share Their Knowledge Of History Online But Embarrassed Themselves Instead

@Sam: But it is. Regular viewpoint is 'slavery is bad', this one tries to put points forward why that isn't always the case. That's what you do in debate groups. You don't have to agree with the point you need to defend, nor does it have to be true, but you need to be able to use debating techniques and skill to defend it.

30 Times People Tried To Share Their Knowledge Of History Online But Embarrassed Themselves Instead

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

Well, at least you were honest about it, that's something.

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

Nothing. It's fake: https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2017/mar/13/blog-posting/story-missouri-girl-accused-trying-eat-toddler-she/

30 Raw Photos From The 2022 Photography Image Competition That Show How Cool Moms Are

Just downvote the unwanted one. Stop trying to farm likes! They don't mean anything.

30 Raw Photos From The 2022 Photography Image Competition That Show How Cool Moms Are

Ingesting a little blood, feces or urine won't kill you.

30 Raw Photos From The 2022 Photography Image Competition That Show How Cool Moms Are

You don't need to 'cover up' a comment by posting another one. It doesn't even do anything. Just downvote and it will be hidden.

30 Raw Photos From The 2022 Photography Image Competition That Show How Cool Moms Are

@mommy: Yup, I can. There is no god and a fetus this small may look like a tiny baby, but it's not a person yet. It doesn't know it's alive, it won't know if it dies. And there are good reasons to end a pregnancy.

30 People Who Did Not Have A Good Time At A Wedding Because Of A Horrible Speech

It wasn't directed at them, so how can it be offensive? They CHOOSE to be offended and that's just childish.

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

Doesn't add up does it? If this works, and random moms come to the rescue, who are the moms that raised the monsters? Plenty of moms wouldn't lift a finger to help someone, anyone, in need.

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

Or just plain luck.

30 People Who Did Not Have A Good Time At A Wedding Because Of A Horrible Speech

Ok, so what can we learn from this? Don't serve drinks before speeches, to make sure no one is drunk yet. Only have people you trust give speeches and even then, have someone else you trust read over them first. Or read the speeches yourself, if you don't really trust anyone. Also, have the band/DJ be ready to play really loud music when you give a certain signal and have someone who makes the speech giver sit down when that happens.

30 People Who Did Not Have A Good Time At A Wedding Because Of A Horrible Speech

Geez, bad sports, the family of the bride. This is just a bit of fun between good friends. No need to be all offended.

30 People Who Did Not Have A Good Time At A Wedding Because Of A Horrible Speech

I hope it wasn't a legal wedding then? Because that would just be dumb.

30 Times People Tried To Share Their Knowledge Of History Online But Embarrassed Themselves Instead

Because this was probably the assignment for some debate class, where people are taught to defend opposing viewpoints to learn the art of debating.

30 Times People Tried To Share Their Knowledge Of History Online But Embarrassed Themselves Instead

Too be fair, he is right. Agriculture wasn't good for our health, work, equality or the environment. I'm not saying being a hunter-gatherer was nice, but agriculture wasn't all that good either.

Body Acceptance Advocate Dresses Like Celebrities To Show That You Don’t Have To Be Skinny To Look Good (30 New Pics)

Well, another post to prove being overweight makes you not look good in clothes for skinny people. Those celebrities are almost all way too thin, but the clothes still fit them better.

Body Acceptance Advocate Dresses Like Celebrities To Show That You Don’t Have To Be Skinny To Look Good (30 New Pics)

WAP

Body Acceptance Advocate Dresses Like Celebrities To Show That You Don’t Have To Be Skinny To Look Good (30 New Pics)

50 Times People Had Brilliant Design Ideas (New Pics)

No water animals, and no plants.

50 Times People Had Brilliant Design Ideas (New Pics)

Quooker beats that ;)

50 Times People Had Brilliant Design Ideas (New Pics)

The roof where this is printed on would still not be a window, and you can't plant as many trees in a city as there are in a forest.

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Demi Zwaan • upvoted an item 4 months ago

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

It's fake: https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2017/mar/13/blog-posting/story-missouri-girl-accused-trying-eat-toddler-she/

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Demi Zwaan • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

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Demi Zwaan • commented on 20 posts 4 months ago

30 Times People Tried To Share Their Knowledge Of History Online But Embarrassed Themselves Instead

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

Well, at least you were honest about it, that's something.

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

Nothing. It's fake: https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2017/mar/13/blog-posting/story-missouri-girl-accused-trying-eat-toddler-she/

30 Raw Photos From The 2022 Photography Image Competition That Show How Cool Moms Are

Just downvote the unwanted one. Stop trying to farm likes! They don't mean anything.

30 Raw Photos From The 2022 Photography Image Competition That Show How Cool Moms Are

Ingesting a little blood, feces or urine won't kill you.

30 Raw Photos From The 2022 Photography Image Competition That Show How Cool Moms Are

You don't need to 'cover up' a comment by posting another one. It doesn't even do anything. Just downvote and it will be hidden.

30 Raw Photos From The 2022 Photography Image Competition That Show How Cool Moms Are

30 People Who Did Not Have A Good Time At A Wedding Because Of A Horrible Speech

It wasn't directed at them, so how can it be offensive? They CHOOSE to be offended and that's just childish.

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

Doesn't add up does it? If this works, and random moms come to the rescue, who are the moms that raised the monsters? Plenty of moms wouldn't lift a finger to help someone, anyone, in need.

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

Or just plain luck.

30 People Who Did Not Have A Good Time At A Wedding Because Of A Horrible Speech

Geez, bad sports, the family of the bride. This is just a bit of fun between good friends. No need to be all offended.

30 People Who Did Not Have A Good Time At A Wedding Because Of A Horrible Speech

I hope it wasn't a legal wedding then? Because that would just be dumb.

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

They're not crazy headlines if they're made up! Please don't put fake headlines to fake stories in posts like this.

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

And also too fat to go to jail, right?

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

It's fake: https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2017/mar/13/blog-posting/story-missouri-girl-accused-trying-eat-toddler-she/

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

Banana for scale, right?

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

Unfortunately, it wasn't fatal and some of the puppies were already killed. F*****g horrible piece of s**t.

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

What? You don't need proof of vaccination? You did here, when we had this rule.

Demi Zwaan • upvoted 6 items 4 months ago

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

It's fake: https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2017/mar/13/blog-posting/story-missouri-girl-accused-trying-eat-toddler-she/

Body Acceptance Advocate Dresses Like Celebrities To Show That You Don’t Have To Be Skinny To Look Good (30 New Pics)

Even the originals!!! Lmao. She should put that effort into a healthy diet

Body Acceptance Advocate Dresses Like Celebrities To Show That You Don’t Have To Be Skinny To Look Good (30 New Pics)

Except they are clearly not the same clothes and a lot of them are frankly awful.

Body Acceptance Advocate Dresses Like Celebrities To Show That You Don’t Have To Be Skinny To Look Good (30 New Pics)

Right! When I mention eating healthier... I am told it's too expensive... but they will toss handfuls of their lacking money at "fashion".... all the while bemoaning their body..or any negative reaction to their size and health

25 Times Annoying People Tried Leeching Someone Else's Netflix And Got What They Deserved (New Pics)

Grandma's

50 Times People Had Brilliant Design Ideas (New Pics)

Lego - singular and plural. Never Legos.

Demi Zwaan • upvoted 14 items 5 months ago

“Written By A Man”: Women Are Calling Out 30 Unrealistic Female Character Tropes They See In Books And Movies

That is not the point! The point is she considers herself a monster because of it, which is ridiculous. She murdered people. If anything, THAT’S what makes her a monster.

Putin Invaded Ukraine But United The Whole World, Here Are 47 Of The Most Important Things That Have Been Done So Far

It's to encourage people to donate. If they donated 1 million, chances are not as many people would. By doing it this way, there are more chances people will donate and the total donation will be 2 million instead of one.

30 Absolutely Horrifying Secrets People Confessed Having Heard From Seemingly Normal Folk

Haven't we all at least wondered what a person would taste like?

30 Absolutely Horrifying Secrets People Confessed Having Heard From Seemingly Normal Folk

Human cannibalism is the act or practice of humans eating the flesh or internal organs of other human beings.(Wikipedia) So...No

50 Obvious Things People Found Out Hilariously Late In Life

I hate that parents do this. They aren't protecting their children, they're protecting themselves from having to deal with their children's feelings. A child has every right to be upset if a beloved animal dies or has to be put down. Not just that but it's an important part of childhood to experience loss like this, to feel devastated, and, with the support of family, to learn that it can be survived, that it is possible to always miss and grieve for someone but still carry on with a good life.

40 Teachers Share Unbelievable Student Excuses For Being Late That Turned Out To Be 100% True

Daft question - why did you show up at all?

30 Mothers Who Regret Giving Birth Share Why

Is he? He left her alone for years, knowing how she felt. He should've cut back on work, or work from home, YEARS ago.

People Are Sharing The Most Infuriating Things About Their Homes, Here Are 40 Of The Worst

*have had. Seriously, what sense would "of had" make?

35 Cringy Text Messages That Hurt To Read

This is such a weird way to say funeral. I thought they were talking about a birthday or some kind of award ceremony.

35 People Share Things That Are ‘Technically True’ And No One Can Argue With This Logic (New Posts)

so round and full ! looks pregnant :)

50 Times Restaurant Workers Spilled Industry Secrets In This Online Group (New Pics)

I know I didn't put in 'I think', but I thought it was clear this is my opinion and not fact.

50 Times Restaurant Workers Spilled Industry Secrets In This Online Group (New Pics)

That looks disgusting! That fish is RAW! EEEEW.

People Are Sharing 30 Red Flags That Show That A Coworker Is Useless Or Out Of Their Depth

If overtime is your standard, then either your job or your efficiency are off. Overtime is meant to get things done in special situations or to deal with temporary personal shortage (the keyword being "temporary"), not to keep things running on a daily level.

50 Pictures From The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity"

Why the f**k do people have/keep cats outside?? Havent heard of guard cats the way one would have a dog...wtf is wrong with people?

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