Bored Panda

Well, well, well, if it ain't another victim of roommate roulette! Let me tell you, son, I've had my fair share of bad roommates. One time, I had a roommate who thought it was perfectly acceptable to cook fish in our microwave, stinking up the entire place with that god-awful smell. And don't even get me started on the time I caught my roommate using my toothbrush to scrub the grout in the bathroom. But let me tell you, the absolute worst was this dude who would blast death metal at all hours of the night. I'm talking 3 AM, 4 AM, you name it. And when I finally confronted him about it, he just looked me dead in the eye and said, "It helps me sleep." Can you believe that? I'll tell you what, folks, roommates like that make me glad I'm a lone wolf. Ain't nobody gonna mess with my peace and quiet, that's for damn sure.

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In my second college year I was located to a residency with the two messiest people I’ve ever met in my life. They weren’t s****y people mind you, but that had zero consideration for basic cleanliness. It was the kind of messy you see on the stereotypical messy friend on a sitcom. I opened the fridge to move in my food and I swear it nearly [ended] me. I quickly requested to be moved to another unit, and was told by the residence association that they weren’t shocked, apparently these two already had a history with the residency.