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Dave In MD • commented on 23 posts 2 months ago

The "Solarpunk" Online Group Shares 30 Environmental Memes That People Who Are Sick Of Capitalism Destroying The Planet Can Relate To

Yep, just cover a couple of states with these things and we can power the rest of the country. Except when it is not sunny. Sorry about you people living in those states.

The "Solarpunk" Online Group Shares 30 Environmental Memes That People Who Are Sick Of Capitalism Destroying The Planet Can Relate To

Tell the Ukraine they wasted their money on defense.

The "Solarpunk" Online Group Shares 30 Environmental Memes That People Who Are Sick Of Capitalism Destroying The Planet Can Relate To

And then you stand around waiting for the bus you just missed, but don't worry, another one will be along in half an hour. Don't forget to not buy anything heavier than you can carry.

The "Solarpunk" Online Group Shares 30 Environmental Memes That People Who Are Sick Of Capitalism Destroying The Planet Can Relate To

Brought to you by higher energy prices.

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World

Sounds like your parents didn't spank you enough.

32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online

Should have just left when feeling dizzy. Almost died because of being stupid.

"Say No More, Boss": Boss Tells This Guy To Follow The Dress Code To The Book, He Maliciously Complies

Translation: Boss enforces company rules that he/she didn't make or have input in. Whiney little person who knew about these rules got upset and acted childish.

"Efficient Workers Get Punished With More Work": 30 Times This Instagram Account Tastefully Called Out Corporate Greed

Unions are nothing but legalized extortion whose time has past.

"Efficient Workers Get Punished With More Work": 30 Times This Instagram Account Tastefully Called Out Corporate Greed

Yes, screw over the other people you used to work with. That's the way to do it.

50 Times People Failed At Geography With Such Confidence, They Got Shamed For It Online

Not sure but they probably refer to themselves as Canadians.

Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out

Not a child safety thing. The design of some doors don't have room for the glass to go fully down.

Over 350k People Follow This Instagram Account Dedicated To “Vegan Sarcasm” And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Memes Posted There

Tell me you are a D-Bag without telling me you are a D-Bag.

50 Times People Were Lucky Enough To Find These Easter Eggs Hidden In Real Life (New Pics)

It is the bait, the trap is set.

40 Bits Of Knowledge People Learnt That Feel Almost Illegal To Know, Shared In This Online Group

And when you come in for that warranty exchange or return with no receipt, I'll just tell you, "Sorry I have no record of you buying anything from us." Guess you should have given your name and number for a customer profile.

Facebook Group Shares 50 Posts That Show The Worst And Best Of Twitter

The Twin Towers didn't just insult the Airplanes wife.

Facebook Group Shares 50 Posts That Show The Worst And Best Of Twitter

Let's be real here: nobody goes to the mall.

Facebook Group Shares 50 Posts That Show The Worst And Best Of Twitter

But I am Curious George.

Hey Pandas, Who Is A Celebrity That You Think Just Slipped Through The Cracks? (Closed)

Not really, just the cancel culture takes something out of context and decides to try and destroy someone.

Hey Pandas, Who Is A Celebrity That You Think Just Slipped Through The Cracks? (Closed)

You can read what ever you like into anything. Read the bible, it promotes slavery.

“Oh, It’s Not Your Job? It Is Now”: Guy Takes Pro Revenge On Uncooperative Mechanics By Disassembling A Vehicle And Making Them Reassemble It

You're taking a fake story and using to "prove" your negative view of the military?

"Science Humour": 50 Funny Posts To Entertain Your Inner Nerd

Berenstain Bears

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Dave In MD • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World

Spanking is not child abuse.

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World

Horseshit.

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World

Spanking is not child abuse.

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World

Horseshit.

40 Bits Of Knowledge People Learnt That Feel Almost Illegal To Know, Shared In This Online Group

Sorry, I worked for a union - never again. They protect the indifferent and inept, are 100% adversarial to management, and they collect dues that take money out of my paycheck and I get nothing in return. I was better off without one.

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Dave In MD • commented on 13 posts 3 months ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

While the turtles are still alive he does not own them and never did.

40 Hard-To-Believe Facts Shared By The “Unbelievable Facts” Facebook Page (New Pics)

It may be covered in pure white gold, but it is not made of pure white gold. The metal is to soft.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

While the turtles are still alive he does not own them and never did.

40 Hard-To-Believe Facts Shared By The “Unbelievable Facts” Facebook Page (New Pics)

It may be covered in pure white gold, but it is not made of pure white gold. The metal is to soft.

40 Hard-To-Believe Facts Shared By The “Unbelievable Facts” Facebook Page (New Pics)

If you are in a foreign country you should be aware of and abide by local culture.

40 Hard-To-Believe Facts Shared By The “Unbelievable Facts” Facebook Page (New Pics)

So he was a traitor.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing Your Parents Have Done To You?

What was the purpose of the mixed upper and lower case letters?

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

No one asked your opinion either. Taking a s**t is a normal bodily function, would you want someone doing it in your livingroom? No you wouldn't.

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

It's rude no matter who does it.

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers)

I learned that at about 50 from watching the 10th Generation Dairyman on YouTube

50 Epic Toy Design Fails That Are So Bad, It’s Hilarious

Super Mario Koala?

Germany Is A Whole Different World, And These 50 Photos Are Here To Prove It

Here in Baltimore, we have those in some places and people just drive the wrong way down the aisles.

“I’m So Tired Of People Like You”: Man Can’t Stand In Silence Hearing A Karen Insulting McDonald’s Employees And Steps In

He did stand up for them. The fact that you mention his gender and size just shows your bias. The woman is vulgar and insulting, and the fact that she is a woman means nothing. You think he should just let her act the way she did because she is a woman. I'm guessing that you agree with her "right" to act like a b***h.

Management Bites Their Tongue When They Realize Employee Knows It's Illegal To Have A Policy Against Discussing Wages

I was going to fire someone for talking about wages, but it wasn't what you think. She noticed a manager had left himself logged into a computer and took it upon herself to look up what everyone made including the manager and then go around and talk to everyone about it. What was going to get her fired was accessing company documents she has no authorization to access. She was also stealing as well.

Management Bites Their Tongue When They Realize Employee Knows It's Illegal To Have A Policy Against Discussing Wages

Unionize nothing. Don't give the union that you now have to give a portion of your check to the right to tell you what to do. They had their place in the past and need to stay in the past. Strange it takes so many people taking money from workers to "protect" workers.

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Dave In MD • upvoted an item 3 months ago

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

You can have her, gross

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Dave In MD • commented on 20 posts 2 months ago

30 Times Someone Implemented A Rule That Massively Backfired

You have respect for drug users? What are their prefered pronouns? Stoned and dead?

30 Times Someone Implemented A Rule That Massively Backfired

Guess who never gets any overtime or pay raises.

The "Solarpunk" Online Group Shares 30 Environmental Memes That People Who Are Sick Of Capitalism Destroying The Planet Can Relate To

Yep, just cover a couple of states with these things and we can power the rest of the country. Except when it is not sunny. Sorry about you people living in those states.

The "Solarpunk" Online Group Shares 30 Environmental Memes That People Who Are Sick Of Capitalism Destroying The Planet Can Relate To

Tell the Ukraine they wasted their money on defense.

The "Solarpunk" Online Group Shares 30 Environmental Memes That People Who Are Sick Of Capitalism Destroying The Planet Can Relate To

And then you stand around waiting for the bus you just missed, but don't worry, another one will be along in half an hour. Don't forget to not buy anything heavier than you can carry.

The "Solarpunk" Online Group Shares 30 Environmental Memes That People Who Are Sick Of Capitalism Destroying The Planet Can Relate To

Brought to you by higher energy prices.

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World

Sounds like your parents didn't spank you enough.

32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online

Should have just left when feeling dizzy. Almost died because of being stupid.

"Say No More, Boss": Boss Tells This Guy To Follow The Dress Code To The Book, He Maliciously Complies

Translation: Boss enforces company rules that he/she didn't make or have input in. Whiney little person who knew about these rules got upset and acted childish.

"Efficient Workers Get Punished With More Work": 30 Times This Instagram Account Tastefully Called Out Corporate Greed

Unions are nothing but legalized extortion whose time has past.

"Efficient Workers Get Punished With More Work": 30 Times This Instagram Account Tastefully Called Out Corporate Greed

Yes, screw over the other people you used to work with. That's the way to do it.

50 Times People Failed At Geography With Such Confidence, They Got Shamed For It Online

Not sure but they probably refer to themselves as Canadians.

Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out

Not a child safety thing. The design of some doors don't have room for the glass to go fully down.

Over 350k People Follow This Instagram Account Dedicated To “Vegan Sarcasm” And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Memes Posted There

Tell me you are a D-Bag without telling me you are a D-Bag.

50 Times People Were Lucky Enough To Find These Easter Eggs Hidden In Real Life (New Pics)

It is the bait, the trap is set.

40 Bits Of Knowledge People Learnt That Feel Almost Illegal To Know, Shared In This Online Group

Facebook Group Shares 50 Posts That Show The Worst And Best Of Twitter

The Twin Towers didn't just insult the Airplanes wife.

Facebook Group Shares 50 Posts That Show The Worst And Best Of Twitter

Let's be real here: nobody goes to the mall.

Facebook Group Shares 50 Posts That Show The Worst And Best Of Twitter

But I am Curious George.

Hey Pandas, Who Is A Celebrity That You Think Just Slipped Through The Cracks? (Closed)

Not really, just the cancel culture takes something out of context and decides to try and destroy someone.

Dave In MD • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World

Horseshit.

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World

Spanking is not child abuse.

40 Bits Of Knowledge People Learnt That Feel Almost Illegal To Know, Shared In This Online Group

Dave In MD • upvoted 4 items 3 months ago

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

You can have her, gross

“I’m So Tired Of People Like You”: Man Can’t Stand In Silence Hearing A Karen Insulting McDonald’s Employees And Steps In

To hell with mcdonalds food criminals and the fat fool defending them.

“I’m So Tired Of People Like You”: Man Can’t Stand In Silence Hearing A Karen Insulting McDonald’s Employees And Steps In

And just llike that, masculinity is not toxic any more.

Professor Gives Students Extra Credit For History Memes, Here Are 17 Of Their "Spicy Takes"

Oh shut up the prisoners deserve it. You should look into our public “schools” if you want to see modern-day slavery

Dave In MD • upvoted 8 items 4 months ago

50 Of The Most Important Posts About Russia Invading Ukraine Right Now

If you say ACAB then you realize you’ve no moral right to call them when in an emergency

50 Pictures From The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity"

So senators are above the law?

"Just Innocent Playground Fun": Concerned Mother Turns To The Internet After Being Blamed For Taking Child's Understanding Of Consent Too Seriously

You're beyond ridiculous. Hugging someone is not assault of any kind, sexual or otherwise. Nor is putting an arm around someone's damn shoulders. That's as bad as the damn school that expelled a kindergartner for SEXUAL ASSAULT, for hugging his teacher.

"Just Innocent Playground Fun": Concerned Mother Turns To The Internet After Being Blamed For Taking Child's Understanding Of Consent Too Seriously

Don't agree, if you can't even touch family members or close friends casually, then that would be a sad world.

35 Spoiled Folks Online Share Their Moments Of Realizing How Different The Real World Really Is

As someone who joined the army on his 17th bday your opinion is in your head and very very far from reality please speak on things you have experienced if any.

This Instagram Account Shares Lesser-Known Historical Facts, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Interesting Ones

Why, he’s dead?

This Instagram Account Shares Lesser-Known Historical Facts, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Interesting Ones

There is no such thing as a "real Dracula castle". Vlad Tepes, the ruler who inspired the story of Dracula had precious little to do with Transylvania or with the Castle of Bran. Btw, the name comes from the word "dracul", which means " the devil" as he was so cruel.

People Reveal 30 Close Encounters They Experienced And Made It Out Just In Time

It's okay, we're not that fond of you either.

Dave In MD • upvoted 5 items 5 months ago

Here Are 30 Pics From My Instagram Honoring "Old School Dads" In All Their Glory

back in the day when jokes and humor was allowed smh we regressing folks we regressing

35 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

So many places have better wings.

35 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

LEGEND!

35 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

"CONservatives", amirite?

35 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

Dunno why you got downvoted. Nothing wrong with wearing shorts and tank tops and hooters has a kids menu for a reason.

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