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DParks • upvoted 39 items 1 year ago

I Made These Ironic Black Friday Ads To Make You Think Twice Before You Buy (6 Pics)

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I Hand-Craft Seaweed Jelly Cakes With Intricate 3D Designs Of Birds, Flowers, Koi Ponds And Characters (68 New Pics)

I Made These Ironic Black Friday Ads To Make You Think Twice Before You Buy (6 Pics)

Art, Food

I Hand-Craft Seaweed Jelly Cakes With Intricate 3D Designs Of Birds, Flowers, Koi Ponds And Characters (68 New Pics)

30 Before And After Shots That Show How Much Effort Is Put Into Hollywood SFX Makeup

One of my Favs! Tilda rocks!!

30 Before And After Shots That Show How Much Effort Is Put Into Hollywood SFX Makeup

RIP Roddy - John Chambers was a makeup effects master!

30 Before And After Shots That Show How Much Effort Is Put Into Hollywood SFX Makeup

The one and only Hellboy

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

They are arthropods which crustaceans and insects both belong

Animals

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

That's animal abuse. If you want a 'vegan' pet, get a herbavore, not a carnivore.

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

Thank you for being considerate about your pets' diet!

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

Girl from Facebook needs her ass beat.

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

That breaks my heart, people are shit.

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

Typical brainless cunt who wants attention, i'm a very strict and hard-line vegan but my dogs and cats ARE NOT.

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Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

Recipes for cooking may bug stew exists in old German cookbooks.

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

@Frozengeckolover, I have to disagree. Crawdads are one of my favorites and whenever I go up to Oregon, I catch them and eat them the same day.

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

Actually, they are scavengers, just like crabs. But they sure taste good to me.

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

Just like us!

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

Cindy Snow, actually, they do! Coastal sea floors are nasty and the water is often polluted.

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

Maybe a cat to be her friend? Or a goat. Poor Sarah.

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

They also rape baby seals to death and kidnap other seal babies told for food ransom: https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/animals-can-be-giant-jerks/

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

Because Prawns are not insects, they are crustaceans.

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

I also have a mare and totally agree, my baby always have a bestie in her paddok, and if for any reason they go away she feels sad for days. Luckily, my Genova is an alfa horse and there's always other horses looking to be their besties. Horses are simply amazing 😉

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

Fun fact: Locusts are kosher. I've never tried one. My dog likes to crunch on them, though.

30 Hilarious Times This Guy With A Name 'Customer Support' Trolled Clueless Customers

This got old real quick.

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

Ouh, my sympathies to you and your Sarah :(

30 Hilarious Times This Guy With A Name 'Customer Support' Trolled Clueless Customers

There were a few original ones hidden in here, but most of these posts were just rude and not funny at all.

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

Poor Pluto :,(

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

I'm not very good at it either.

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

Food taboos are an odd thing. In Western countries, most people are disgusted by the thought of eating insects yet devour prawn. Rather odd...

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

Awww. That makes me so happy for some reason!

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

I feel very vulnerable to aliens now.

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

Well then, good. End the stupidity.

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DParks • commented on a post 1 year ago

This Couple Has The Most Horrifying Engagement Photoshoot

Lame. It started off really well, but went too far in having the couple "killed".

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DParks • commented on 11 posts 1 year ago

This Couple Has The Most Horrifying Engagement Photoshoot

Lame. It started off really well, but went too far in having the couple "killed".

I Worked As A Forensic Artist At The FBI For 18 Years, And Here's What I Actually Did As Opposed To What 'CSI' Would Have You Believe

I'd like to see some reconstructed sculpts next to the actual person they helped to identify; much as is done with police sketches.

18 Reactions To Disney Refusing To Let Grieving Dad Put Spider-Man On 4-Year-Old Son’s Headstone

"Ohhhh yeah. Ummm, sorry we won't let you use Spider-Man on the little boy's gravestone, but hey! Here ya go! Have a one of a kind cool hand-inked cell with a personal message that you all can hang on the wall to remind you every day of how f*cking callus, heartless, and utterly greedy we are. Have a great day!" ~ Disney Corporation probably.

30 Of The Most Interesting Historical Photos From 'Historyinmoment' Twitter Page

Two centuries later and her beauty continues to slay.

This Puppy Sleeps Like As If It Was 'Turned Off' And It Looks Ridiculously Cute (30 Pics)

I'm not even mad!!

Theresa May Dresses A Lot Like Tresemmé Bottles And The 9 Comparisons Are Hilarious

I'm really fine with crooked, unlevel, or just plain off-kilter teeth, but stained brown or yellow are just off-putting - especially considering May's public career, access to and ability to afford good dental care.

People Notice That This White House Chef Is Something Way Out Of The Ordinary, Even Start A Photoshop Battle

Something else in the WH right now is a President who has the lowest Black/minority employment rate, highest Black/minority rate of home ownership, and fastest growing economy in recent, if not all of this crountry's history - but let's just ignore all that and lob ad hominem amirite?

30 Alarming Posts About How The Student Debt System Affects People's Lives And It's Terrible

I keep hearing about the skyrocketing student loan/debt issue - but I've yet to hear ONE reporter or talking head ask the REAL question: HOW do these institutions of further education JUSTIFY these rising costs? All I hear is complaining, anger, and politicians pounding podiums while promising to do "something" about it - and that's it - just lip service. I want to see the deans and heads of these colleges brought into a hearing and have them publicly explain exactly WHY the costs of attending their schools have disproportionately risen over and above practically every other cost of living metric known.

People Call Out This Woman Because Her Palette Doesn't Change, She Responds By Saying She Has Been Painting Since Childhood

Am I the only one who read her response in a Romanian accent? Also I aint even mad! She's enjoying herself, not hurting others, or breaking any laws - more power to "colorful" people!

12 New Inventions That No One Asked For

The tiny little cargo pocket at the very bottom does it for me! These were a riot!

Woman Says She Was Raised To Take Care Of Her Husband, Gets Roasted With 14 Responses

"Freedom of Speech & Choice!" (until you disagree with OUR positions, then STFU ~ feminists)

DParks • commented on 9 posts 2 years ago

Girl Challenges Herself To Draw A Self-Portrait In 50 Cartoon Styles, And The Result Is Unbelievably Spot On

I am totally the with you.

The Unspoken Side Of Long Term Relationships Revealed In 30 Brutally Honest Illustrations

This will only end with her looking for land mines all ovee his back.

The Unspoken Side Of Long Term Relationships Revealed In 30 Brutally Honest Illustrations

This is 100% a chance for us guys to get in a quick boob grab, and pull the ol 'hot dog in the bun' move. Admit it.

124 Bizarre Movie Posters From Africa That Are So Bad, They’re Good

Are they holding kitchen wisks?

We Illustrated The Cutest Words People Call Their Significant Others Around The World

"Little elephant tie" sounds even cuter!

We Illustrated The Cutest Words People Call Their Significant Others Around The World

"Sotnös" could be very problematic for dyslexics. jussayin

We Illustrated The Cutest Words People Call Their Significant Others Around The World

I know popcorn when I see it!

We Illustrated The Cutest Words People Call Their Significant Others Around The World

Shades of W.C.Fields!

We Illustrated The Cutest Words People Call Their Significant Others Around The World

I'm of Spanish heritage and have never heard this, anywhere. Ever.

DParks • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

I Made These Ironic Black Friday Ads To Make You Think Twice Before You Buy (6 Pics)

Art, Food

I Hand-Craft Seaweed Jelly Cakes With Intricate 3D Designs Of Birds, Flowers, Koi Ponds And Characters (68 New Pics)

30 Before And After Shots That Show How Much Effort Is Put Into Hollywood SFX Makeup

One of my Favs! Tilda rocks!!

30 Before And After Shots That Show How Much Effort Is Put Into Hollywood SFX Makeup

RIP Roddy - John Chambers was a makeup effects master!

30 Before And After Shots That Show How Much Effort Is Put Into Hollywood SFX Makeup

The one and only Hellboy

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

They are arthropods which crustaceans and insects both belong

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

Those people are so stupid they'd try to feed them just water because you know, the herbs have feelings.

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

She is not a vegan, vegans believe in not harming animals yet she is severely harming her fennec Fox. She is a disgrace.

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

If someone wants a vegan pet - get a rabbit or other herbivore.

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

Human turd. Her lips tell the story of a clueless, self centered whack job.

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

What's that saying about "Trans" little kids? They're like vegan cats, we all know who's calling the shots.

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

What next? Are we gonna feed lions salads? This is so stupid!

Animals

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

That's animal abuse. If you want a 'vegan' pet, get a herbavore, not a carnivore.

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

Thank you for being considerate about your pets' diet!

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

Girl from Facebook needs her ass beat.

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

That breaks my heart, people are shit.

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

Typical brainless cunt who wants attention, i'm a very strict and hard-line vegan but my dogs and cats ARE NOT.

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