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k1ddkanuck • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

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Smilodon is correct. Lend lease from the US was crucial to Allied successes even before they entered the war, and the British Empire was at total war with Japan long before the US. The point is, anyone who says (and I quote): "And then Germany said f**k you and we (the USA) said f**k you louder…..and then the soviets" has no comprehension of history at all, and is an absolute a*s-hat.

‘Old Photos In Real Life’: 30 Pics That Show How Much Time Affects Everything (New Pics)

I live very nearby. It's honestly crazy to see how this city has grown and evolved over the past 15 years or so, let alone the past 125+. When the first photo was taken, Toronto was essentially a backwater with dirt roads, a railroad station, a whiskey distillery and grain storage complex, and a bunch of pork processing facilities (hence the nickname Hogtown). Today, it's a global capital of technology, culture, finance and tourism (or "Alpha" city if you prefer), and the 4th most populous city in North America after Mexico City, New York and Los Angeles, in that order. Blows my mind sometimes to have watched it grow up from the early 90s till today.

k1ddkanuck • upvoted an item 1 month ago

Facebook Page Shares 50 Memes That Might Teach You Something

Sigh. The British Empire was at total war with Japan long before Pearl Harbor, and suffered some terrible losses on land and sea. D Day did nothing? And the defeat of Japan finished the war- who did that? Where are you getting your disinformation? The US had to cross the Atlantic and most of Europe, while supplying all the other Allies AND fighting the Japanese in the Pacific damn near alone; the Soviets had to cross Poland, but the US was somehow late to Berlin? Jeezus wept, your "history" sounds like something written by a Talibani Harry Turtledove!

k1ddkanuck • upvoted 19 items 2 months ago

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Tarantulas have pet frogs. The frogs eat bugs and parasites that would damage the spider’s eggs, and in turn the spider protects the frog. Even after the eggs hatch they continue to protect the frog.

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Pacu fish have teeth that look exactly like people’s. They evolved to chew nuts that fell into the water.

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Female dragonflies will fake being dead in order to stop unwanted male advances.

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The chemical compound which is used to make fake banana flavour is the same compound honey bees use as an alarm pheromone. So never eat banana sweets near a beehive, and if you suddenly smell banana near a beehive, run!

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When caterpillars enter the chrysalis phase, they don’t just sprout wings, their entire body first turns into a liquid, soupy substance which then reforms into the butterfly.

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Rabbits don't have pads on their paws. Only fur. So if you see a cartoon rabbit with pads on it's paw, completely wrong.

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Crows recognize individual people even if they are wearing disguises and after many years. (The people are wearing disguises, not the crows.)

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Penguins have a gland above their eye that converts saltwater into freshwater

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Vultures urinate on their legs and feet to cool off on hot days, a process called urohydrosis. Their urine also helps kill any bacteria or parasites they’ve picked up from walking through carcasses or perching on dead animals.

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k1ddkanuck • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

35 Interesting And Weird Animal Facts Not Too Many People Know

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35 Interesting And Weird Animal Facts Not Too Many People Know

Each tentacle contains grey (brain) matter. Each one literally thinks for itself, while the central brain does the legwork where it comes to coordination. They are basically aliens. And very smart ones. Be nice to octopuses.

35 Interesting And Weird Animal Facts Not Too Many People Know

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35 Interesting And Weird Animal Facts Not Too Many People Know

They're so important. The loss of pollinators over the past few decades is a tragedy on a global scale. Also, bees are really cute when the dance. I really hope bee populations can be rehabilitated... in part, because we will probably experience a mass human die off if that doesn't happen.

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k1ddkanuck • commented on 9 posts 3 months ago

50 Times Animals Acted So Hilariously Devious, They Ended Up Being Shared On The "Animals Going Goblin Mode" Twitter Account

Cats is declares war on gravities.

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This is honestly Canada. I even catch myself doing this as a pedestrian.

50 Times Animals Acted So Hilariously Devious, They Ended Up Being Shared On The "Animals Going Goblin Mode" Twitter Account

Cats is declares war on gravities.

30 Common Things In These People’s Countries That Are Very Rare In Others

This is honestly Canada. I even catch myself doing this as a pedestrian.

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Sorry, but no: And then the Poles, the Czechs, the Dutch, Belgium, Great Britain, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Indian colonial forces, Free France, Finland, the Chinese, Ethiopians, Italian and Spanish socialists, Greeks and (eventually, after the breaking of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact) the USSR had already been saying "f**ck you louder" for years. Then Pearl Harbor happened, and the US was like "Okay... we're in"... followed by Brazil with a full contingent of troops, and Mexico with a particularly effective fighter squadron. That's not even to mention the Philippines, Korea and Indonesia- who also collectively spent hundreds of thousands/millions of lives fighting the Axis. South Africa, Yugoslavia and Romania helped out too. I'm pretty tired of this "America saved the day" narrative. You guys helped, and came late. Also, the most heavily contested beach at Normandy was Juno, not Omaha. Come off it already.

30 Times Bosses Wrote Such Delusional Notes, These Employees Just Had To Shame Them Online

Hey now... acti-tone-down your acti-speech here please. This is an actatorship, not an actocracy.

30 Times Bosses Wrote Such Delusional Notes, These Employees Just Had To Shame Them Online

But... but... the Lizard People! They are all turning us into pedophile cannibals. That's why they want us to wear masks. So that no one notices when we all become fascist, communist, reptile muslim jews! That's what the vaccines are for. Haven't you noticed that every vaccine clinic is a pizza shop with a massive basement? Don't tell anyone, but those basements are a base for Hillary Clinton and Uncle Joe. Every pizza joint basement is connected by tunnels. That's where they sacrifice the children to libtard reptilian Mohammad, so that every commie nazi can harvest your pen!s in your sleep while feeding off the blood of the innocent. Only Drumpf can save us. Please donate now.

30 Times Bosses Wrote Such Delusional Notes, These Employees Just Had To Shame Them Online

Not sure why you are receiving negative votes here, other than the obvious. Here- let's continue the narrative, cuz satire/parody/roleplay is one of my favorite things: aside from pissing off bigots. Emotions are weakness. Anyone who expresses feelings is a "girly man". "Women" are patently less than "Men". Cuz... like, ya know... penises. Queers. Them queers! I definitely didn't kiss a guy when I was younger... And it was (definitely not) only a kiss! Okay, fine. I (definitely never) sucked a d!ck. I'm not mad at myself for exploring my own desires- I mean fears. Yeah, fears. Oh s**t... maybe I'm scared of what I've been told is bad. Scared of what I want from time to time... I'm scared, and yet still a man? Nah. Let's beat someone up- they couldn't (help but) kick my a*s and me look like an idiot... right?

30 Times Bosses Wrote Such Delusional Notes, These Employees Just Had To Shame Them Online

I would answer yes to every answer, fill out the rest of the form, and fill every blank space on that page with reasons why this is the most toxic thing I have ever f*cking seen.

30 Times Bosses Wrote Such Delusional Notes, These Employees Just Had To Shame Them Online

Today's Affirmation: Your bosses' triggers mean nothing. You eat sh*t every day, but when the boss stubs a toe or has to wait 30 seconds for you to do what they want, they get triggered. F*ck the boss. Do your job, make your team and clients/customers happy, and that is the only obligation you need to meet. Your boss should tiptoe around you, work harder than you, and know your job better than you. Now go home and sleep. Love yourself- because your job will never love you.

30 Times Bosses Wrote Such Delusional Notes, These Employees Just Had To Shame Them Online

Honestly, this doesn't seem like a joke. It seems like reality. Or at least in certain occupations. I work in a place like this, and have worked in many others like it. This isn't satire, it's genuinely self interested inhumanity to my eye.

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k1ddkanuck • upvoted 6 items 3 months ago

50 Times Animals Acted So Hilariously Devious, They Ended Up Being Shared On The "Animals Going Goblin Mode" Twitter Account

WHY??!! I'll never understand why!!

50 Times Animals Acted So Hilariously Devious, They Ended Up Being Shared On The "Animals Going Goblin Mode" Twitter Account

I feel ya kitty.

50 Times Animals Acted So Hilariously Devious, They Ended Up Being Shared On The "Animals Going Goblin Mode" Twitter Account

WHY??!! I'll never understand why!!

50 Times Animals Acted So Hilariously Devious, They Ended Up Being Shared On The "Animals Going Goblin Mode" Twitter Account

I feel ya kitty.

50 Times Animals Acted So Hilariously Devious, They Ended Up Being Shared On The "Animals Going Goblin Mode" Twitter Account

Apologize to puppers now!

50 Times Animals Acted So Hilariously Devious, They Ended Up Being Shared On The "Animals Going Goblin Mode" Twitter Account

It looks like Mark Zuckerberg a little

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Skyrim: Father, I found a pet, can I keep him? Dragonborn: is that a .... Mudcrab?

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k1ddkanuck • submitted 3 list additions 1 year ago

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k1ddkanuck • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

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k1ddkanuck • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

35 Interesting And Weird Animal Facts Not Too Many People Know

I identify.

35 Interesting And Weird Animal Facts Not Too Many People Know

k1ddkanuck • commented on 12 posts 3 months ago

50 Times Animals Acted So Hilariously Devious, They Ended Up Being Shared On The "Animals Going Goblin Mode" Twitter Account

Cats is declares war on gravities.

30 Common Things In These People’s Countries That Are Very Rare In Others

This is honestly Canada. I even catch myself doing this as a pedestrian.

Facebook Page Shares 50 Memes That Might Teach You Something

30 Times Bosses Wrote Such Delusional Notes, These Employees Just Had To Shame Them Online

Hey now... acti-tone-down your acti-speech here please. This is an actatorship, not an actocracy.

30 Times Bosses Wrote Such Delusional Notes, These Employees Just Had To Shame Them Online

I would answer yes to every answer, fill out the rest of the form, and fill every blank space on that page with reasons why this is the most toxic thing I have ever f*cking seen.

30 Times Bosses Wrote Such Delusional Notes, These Employees Just Had To Shame Them Online

Heh... it also sounds like a legal concern. Bring it on "boss". Stop me from eating. I dare you. Guaranteed this has been posted in a place that serves food, and expects their employees to be on their feet for at least 8 hours without a break.

40 Painfully Relatable Truths All Millennials Can Relate To, As Shared On The 'Lost Generation' Online Group (New Pics)

Lol. $415 000?! That's a steal where I live. Add another $600 000 and you might buy a modest 2 bedroom. I have a masters degree in sociology and political science (aka saving the damn world), 80k in debt, and I manage a restaurant/nightclub. Our wealthy clientele love to laugh at my education and surmise why I am where I am. I don't tell them about my education anymore. Eat the rich- cuz for f*ck's sake, they sure eat you and I.

The "Vintage Daily" Instagram Account Posts Old Photos You Rarely See In History Books, And Here Are 50 Really Memorable Ones

I grew up with this picture on the wall of my parents' house. They bought it before I was even born. Took it with me after I moved out at 18. It broke during a move a few years ago, and I was crushed. Especially considering my father had estranged himself after I left home, and that he had died just a little while before the move in question. Reminds me of better times, when the family was intact. I will have to buy another print of it one day.

k1ddkanuck • commented on a post 4 months ago

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Canada: https://i0.wp.com/canadaehx.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/71gJ4xD8Q1L._RI_-2.jpg?resize=1200%2C600&ssl=1

k1ddkanuck • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

30 Pics That Show Work To Life Balance Does Not Exist

Except that the thing about capitalism is, to be a selfish arrogant crook is literally the ideal.

30 Times Parents Embarrassed Themselves By Lying About Their "Genius" Kids

Honestly, I was a politically engaged kid at 11. I realize now it mostly came off as obnoxious and annoying (some of my teachers certainly didn't like me much), but it was the case.

k1ddkanuck • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

35 Interesting And Weird Animal Facts Not Too Many People Know

Wrong. Octopuses or octopodes. It's Greek, not Latin.

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k1ddkanuck • upvoted 18 items 2 months ago

SunnySaigon reply

Pacu fish have teeth that look exactly like people’s. They evolved to chew nuts that fell into the water.

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35 Interesting And Weird Animal Facts Not Too Many People Know

Possibly the most useful thing I learned today

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Rabbits don't have pads on their paws. Only fur. So if you see a cartoon rabbit with pads on it's paw, completely wrong.

35 Interesting And Weird Animal Facts Not Too Many People Know

I want to see a crow wearing a hat and a false moustache now!

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Crows recognize individual people even if they are wearing disguises and after many years. (The people are wearing disguises, not the crows.)

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35 Interesting And Weird Animal Facts Not Too Many People Know

Wish we had that

35 Interesting And Weird Animal Facts Not Too Many People Know

we need that to end freshwater crisis

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Penguins have a gland above their eye that converts saltwater into freshwater

35 Interesting And Weird Animal Facts Not Too Many People Know

I had no idea them two where friends I'm on to you frogs

35 Interesting And Weird Animal Facts Not Too Many People Know

Pet? They are helping each other out

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Female dragonflies will fake being dead in order to stop unwanted male advances.

35 Interesting And Weird Animal Facts Not Too Many People Know

Incredible

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When caterpillars enter the chrysalis phase, they don’t just sprout wings, their entire body first turns into a liquid, soupy substance which then reforms into the butterfly.