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cybermerlin2000 • commented on 12 posts 1 month ago

40 Times People Ordered Things Online But Received Something So Awful, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

I always go to the customer reviews and read the worse ones. It reveals a lot more about the product than you expect. I never read the good reviews because most of the time the sellers has either had friends and family to post them or done it themselves.

40 Times People Ordered Things Online But Received Something So Awful, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

If your dick is the right shape to fill a wolfs snout then it's time to see a doctor

40 Times People Ordered Things Online But Received Something So Awful, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

If your dick is the right shape to fill a wolfs snout then it's time to see a doctor

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

Boss: How did the test drive go? Driver: Found a fault Boss: What was the fault? Driver: Mine

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

Flux capacitor exploded and took the Mr Fusion with it

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

Also one called 'My Money Shot'

Lawyers Are Sharing The Moments They Knew People Had Messed Up Big Time (30 Stories)

I would have her disbarred!

Lawyers Are Sharing The Moments They Knew People Had Messed Up Big Time (30 Stories)

Religion is a cancer

Lawyers Are Sharing The Moments They Knew People Had Messed Up Big Time (30 Stories)

The case proved she didn't have the twins best interests at heart as she was attempting to falsify evidence for extra money. It's usually the first step towards child neglect and abuse.

People Are Sharing Their Examples Of 'Neighbors From Hell' On This Instagram Page (30 Pics)

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cybermerlin2000 • commented on 28 posts 2 months ago

35 People Who Got Some Of The Most Ridiculous Food Servings In The Restaurant Business (New Pics)

Are you supposed to eat it or kill it?

40 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face

Beware of the Bleps

35 People Who Got Some Of The Most Ridiculous Food Servings In The Restaurant Business (New Pics)

Are you supposed to eat it or kill it?

40 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face

Beware of the Bleps

40 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face

Woofit Loaded and ready for firing!

40 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face

Its like a puppy version of bubble wrap but with belly rubs!

40 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face

Tell Hina its working

'90s Life Hacks That Are Totally Useless Now (31 Pics)

I had a friend who work in the cinema. He told me they didn't care as long as you cleaned up after yourself or took it too far. Going in with a few snacks and cans was OK but going in with a KFC family bucket was just taking the piss (It did happen)

35 Pics Showing The Other Side Of The George Floyd Protests That The Mainstream Media Is Reluctant To Share

Wow! Tony must be really bad for that much hate!

30 Four-Panel Comics For People Who Have A Bit Of A Darker Sense Of Humor

From years of practising by pushing stuff off tables and work tops. Now you know why

People Sick Of Entitled Women Are Posting These ‘Karen’ Jokes As Revenge For Their Behavior (40 Pics)

Is your husbands rank Shlep?

People Sick Of Entitled Women Are Posting These ‘Karen’ Jokes As Revenge For Their Behavior (40 Pics)

Where is this place? I want to try their coffee when the lockdown lifts

20 Reddit Users Reveal What Made Former Flat-Earthers Change Their Minds

Can't we just throw them? You know... just throw them. Anywhere. Make it a sport! See how far you can throw the flat earther. Like a discus or a frisbee... There you go! Flat earther Frisbee!

Woman Notices A Fancy Moth In Her Backyard, Turns Out It's The Cosmoth

It's survival evolution. They have developed a camoflage for graffiti

45 Of The Freshest Jokes About The Pandemic To Make You Laugh

Next month: Flying Rabid Honey Badgers!

45 Of The Freshest Jokes About The Pandemic To Make You Laugh

In the name of the lord, the holy ghost and jesus christ I baptise you 47 mother fu**cker! or Ask yourself, did I baptise 5 kids today or 6? Are you feeling lucky punk?

45 Of The Freshest Jokes About The Pandemic To Make You Laugh

If the world ignored America for 1 hour it would start attacking other countries thinking it had died and was now a ghost. It's like that annoying little brother who keeps breaking things unless you keep him busy with dumb mundane tasks like getting him to try and lick his elbow

45 Of The Freshest Jokes About The Pandemic To Make You Laugh

Because there is no god. Learn to grow up and take resposibility for your lives and your actions. I've seen atheists with better morals than most religions. Also, being an atheist makes you get off your arse and do something about a problem rather than sit around watching it get worse because 'My invisible friend will do it'

45 Of The Freshest Jokes About The Pandemic To Make You Laugh

I hope her husband sneaks out the back and comes through the front door just to make his loyalty worth it and make him really happy

Boss Yells At Employee For Being Late Without Even Asking For A Reason, Ends Up Losing A Loyal Employee Due To His Poor Leadership

Friend of mine had a job where the dept manager used to click his fingers in peoples faces. He clicked his fingers in my friends face and he calmly said "Do that again and I will have you dragged up in front of the boss and we will start discussing legal action" So the Dept manager threatened him by saying "How will you be able to do that if I sack you?" To which my friend replied "How long would you last when the boss has to fight a court case for unfair dismissal?" He worked there for 4 more years but he put in a complaint to the boss about the Dept Managers behaviour and he was out by the end of the following week.

Divorce Lawyers Share Anonymous Stories Of The Weirdest Reasons Why Their Clients Broke Up (30 Pics)

Her: WHAT THE HELL! Him: *Curls up into the fecal position*

Idiot Films Costco Employee Kicking Him Out For Not Wearing A Mask, People Are On The Employee's Side

I can and do wear a mask but only for short periods as I sruggle to breath through them so I stay at home as much as I can but if I have to go anywhere I wear a mask unless there is absolutely no one around. I hate my walls right now. Since March I've been out 3 times

Men Share Their "Toxic Masculinity" Stories After This Guy Shares A Story Of How His Dad Was Told It's Rude To Cry At Funerals

Im OK with knowing about my depression. Since the lockdown, which started on my 49th birthday, I have spent around 30 minutes in the bathroom quietly crying before anyone gets up. My fiancee and my daughter know about it and they give me that time to sort myself out. They give me cuddles afterwards and make sure I'm ok

Adam Savage Makes A Statement About People Who Refuse To Wear A Mask, Shuts Down Idiots One By One

I can't wear a mask as I struggle to breath through the material (weakened lungs due to heart failure) so I stay at home as much as possible. Do you know what it is like to see a beautiful sunny day and not be able to go out and take a short walk because the mask is just as bad on your respiratory system as the disease?

50 Dogs Who Had Their Perfect Lives Ruined After Their Owners Got Them A Younger Sibling

"psst" "What?" "Awoo"

50 Dogs Who Had Their Perfect Lives Ruined After Their Owners Got Them A Younger Sibling

"Seriously, if you don't do something I'm gonna pee on him"

30 Comics About The Afterlife And Death That Differ From The Usual Stereotypes By 'The Immortal Grind'

Their ties look like long goatie pony tails

30 Times People Saw Entitled People Behaving In Infuriating Ways And Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

For my birthday this year I have got a new Pc from various friends who chipped in to buy the parts, have them delivered to one address where another friend has built it and then he will come over and set it all up. I am totally amazed as when I was asked I just said "Get me something fun. A gadget or PC parts like lights or something" My Birthday is March 24th... The day the lockdown was introduced. I have a cool computer made with the joint effort of all my amazing friends and I cant use it! It's given us all a laugh though.

30 Times People Saw Entitled People Behaving In Infuriating Ways And Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

If I had passed that table and noticed no sugar I would have popped back and put on a bag of sugar and some sweeteners so people had a choice

30 Times People Saw Entitled People Behaving In Infuriating Ways And Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Take the one you gave him back and tell him to find someone else to teach him. Mount your first guitar on the wall and keep it as a reminder of where you started and as an aesthetic talking point with a fun back story and an added tale of entitlement and its cost

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cybermerlin2000 • commented on 12 posts 1 month ago

40 Times People Ordered Things Online But Received Something So Awful, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

If your dick is the right shape to fill a wolfs snout then it's time to see a doctor

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

Boss: How did the test drive go? Driver: Found a fault Boss: What was the fault? Driver: Mine

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

Flux capacitor exploded and took the Mr Fusion with it

Doctor Demonstrates What Happens When You Wear Different Masks

30 Times Harry Potter Got Roasted On Twitter With These Funny Jokes

She sells magic brass balls

30 Times Harry Potter Got Roasted On Twitter With These Funny Jokes

I can actually hear Alan Rickman actually saying the word "Lmao" in the emotionless way Snape spoke

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

Also one called 'My Money Shot'

Lawyers Are Sharing The Moments They Knew People Had Messed Up Big Time (30 Stories)

I would have her disbarred!

Lawyers Are Sharing The Moments They Knew People Had Messed Up Big Time (30 Stories)

Religion is a cancer

Lawyers Are Sharing The Moments They Knew People Had Messed Up Big Time (30 Stories)

The case proved she didn't have the twins best interests at heart as she was attempting to falsify evidence for extra money. It's usually the first step towards child neglect and abuse.

People Are Sharing Their Examples Of 'Neighbors From Hell' On This Instagram Page (30 Pics)

cybermerlin2000 • commented on 8 posts 2 months ago

35 People Who Got Some Of The Most Ridiculous Food Servings In The Restaurant Business (New Pics)

Are you supposed to eat it or kill it?

40 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face

Beware of the Bleps

40 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face

Woofit Loaded and ready for firing!

40 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face

Its like a puppy version of bubble wrap but with belly rubs!

40 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face

Tell Hina its working

'90s Life Hacks That Are Totally Useless Now (31 Pics)

35 Pics Showing The Other Side Of The George Floyd Protests That The Mainstream Media Is Reluctant To Share

Wow! Tony must be really bad for that much hate!

30 Four-Panel Comics For People Who Have A Bit Of A Darker Sense Of Humor

From years of practising by pushing stuff off tables and work tops. Now you know why

cybermerlin2000 • upvoted an item 3 months ago

30 Of The Best Jokes About Reopening America

Isn't she Canadian and looks like Alanis Morissette ?

cybermerlin2000 • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)

3. Someone who doesn't vaccinate their kids

30 Of The Best Parenting Tweets Of This Out-Of-The-Ordinary Month (March)

That is actually quite sad, and yet so many people still don’t think the US has a gun problem.

Ryan Reynolds And Blake Lively Donated $1M To Help People In Crisis

cybermerlin2000 • upvoted 4 items 5 months ago

Someone Asks Whether Dog Owners Would Give 5 Years Of Their Life To Their Dog, And This Reply Goes Viral

What a brave good boy! I'm so sorry he died that way, but so glad you're here with us. Get another dog, you'll be a better human for it.

Man Sends This Woman An Unsolicited Pic, She Responds By Saying An App Sent It To The Police

XD lol this boards so full of anger then I read that, lol I needed that!

People Are Celebrating This Model With Down Syndrome Who Just Rocked New York Fashion Week

She has really pretty eyes

After Alabama Banned Abortions, This Lawmaker Introduced A Bill That Would Make Vasectomies Mandatory

Good idea. Who the hell do people think they are deciding on what's best for a total stranger? I saw a news article about a 16 year old girl who was raped and got pregnant. There were complications that meant the child would not live long after birth but the physical trauma from giving birth would kill her. Because of stupid laws made by idiots who know nothing about a persons civil rights, she was forced to give birth. She died, unnecessarily. The baby suffered for 30 minutes before dying and the rapist was never caught. Do you really want to decide what's best? Can you handle that sort of guilt. If it's not your body, leave it alone! Maybe this will make the men in charge pay attention to what is being said.

cybermerlin2000 • upvoted 4 items 6 months ago

Dumbest-Thing-Seen-Tattooed-In-Chinese-Japanese

I (27F don't understand Chinese/Japanese) have the characters for "Strawberry" on my shoulder. Was at a gym changing and gal 1 who could read the language says "Oh! Strawberry! I love your tattoo". I explained why I had gotten the tattoo (long story involving strawberries) and gal 2 overheard our conversation. Gal 2 says "I have a tattoo that means "wisdom" and shows us; gal 1 says "... that says Turtle". Edit: here is the story behind the tattoo! My grandmother passed away of bone and lung cancer in 2010. I bought frozen strawberries a few weeks later to make smoothies in the morning, and the smell of those frozen strawberries transported me back to my childhood when I would eat frozen strawberries from her freezer. She used to pick SO many and make jam etc etc but I would pick strawberries to snack on instead of ice cream. After she had passed I decided to get a tattoo, and was thinking of a strawberry with ice crystals around it or something. I went for (American) Chinese food with friends and was telling them about my tattoo idea. When it came time to break our cookies and read our fortunes mine read "to remember is to understand" which I thought was cool, had been remembering and thinking of my grandmother over the last month or so since she had passed. When I turned over the fortune, the "chinese word" was strawberry. I've never seen 6 people turn white so quickly. I decided to get the chinese symbols for strawberry that day, and I still have the fortune in a special box at home.