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Crystal Lyons • commented on 13 posts 2 years ago

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

Preach Grumbletonian!

Twitter Shared 25 Funny Quarantine Names Using How They Feel Plus The Last Thing They Ate From The Cupboard

I am restless cheesecake.

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

Preach Grumbletonian!

Twitter Shared 25 Funny Quarantine Names Using How They Feel Plus The Last Thing They Ate From The Cupboard

I am restless cheesecake.

Twitter Shared 25 Funny Quarantine Names Using How They Feel Plus The Last Thing They Ate From The Cupboard

Restless cheesecake

30 Times Innocent Things Almost Gave People A Heart Attack

Looks like Hannibal "pig" to me. Clowns are always terrifying.

30 Times Innocent Things Almost Gave People A Heart Attack

That is friggen terrifying! Just, clowns! Also, this looks more like Hannibal's "pig", not a real one.

This Funny Cat Named Zelda Takes Over Twitter With Her Funny Posts (45 New Pics)

I'm thinking these owners need to call an exterminator.

30 Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget

Especially when they're bored.

30 Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget

He is stating the obvious, based on the things he says.

These 40 People Used Incorrect But Similar-Sounding Words, And The Results Are Hilarious

That cannot be real, right? Please, I beg you.

45 People Share The Most Obvious Things They Had To Explain To Fellow Adults

Puts down her glass of 'fatty sweat' quietly, and pours out her cereal....

45 People Share The Most Obvious Things They Had To Explain To Fellow Adults

Gonna go out on a limb here... Are you from Canada?

Some People Started Filing Complaints About A Stray Kitty Roaming This Law Firm So They Hired Him

I believe Dr Jekyll, the "fluffy orange cat" is currently President. We should have voted for Limberbutt!

40 Times People Were Confused By The English Language

If only we had done it ereyesterday.

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Crystal Lyons • upvoted 4 items 2 years ago

40 Tweets That Men Who Know 'Women's Place In Society' Won't Find Funny

A few things I learned here, one that a lot of people miss the point, two that people really need to learn what irony, metaphor and sarcasm is and thirdly that people need to understand that many of these posts are made with the intention of reflecting the same stereotype that men use against women back onto men in an attempt to show them why this is bad. But of course that's just another one of the points that a lot of people missed.

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives And Here Are 30 Of The Best

Forgot the section for - I'm not putting my bra back on - this baggy jacket will hide that fact!

40 Tweets That Men Who Know 'Women's Place In Society' Won't Find Funny

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives And Here Are 30 Of The Best

Forgot the section for - I'm not putting my bra back on - this baggy jacket will hide that fact!

Someone Collects Celebrity Doppelgangers And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

The left guy is the love child of Justin Timberlake and Orlando Bloom

50 Times Dogs Managed To Fall Asleep In Hilariously Awkward Positions

Where's its head?

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Crystal Lyons • commented on 14 posts 3 years ago

These Cats Have A Huge Collection Of Hats Made Out Of Their Shed Fur

That cat is picturing your painful death... be wary.

‘Instagram vs. Reality’ Exposes The Truth About Those Unrealistically ‘Perfect’ Pics (30 New Pics)

He is hot either way.

These Cats Have A Huge Collection Of Hats Made Out Of Their Shed Fur

That cat is picturing your painful death... be wary.

‘Instagram vs. Reality’ Exposes The Truth About Those Unrealistically ‘Perfect’ Pics (30 New Pics)

He is hot either way.

This ‘Radically Inclusive’ Church Is Making People Laugh With Its Hilariously Creative Signs (30 Pics)

But why oh why did he create La Crosse?

45 Funny And Strange Things Spotted On the Subway

Those damn things are expensive! I won't judge, I'm on my 3rd pair!

24 Hilarious 'Accurately Titled Novels'

Also known as 'The Story of Marriage In The Real World'

45 People Share The Funniest Pics They Have With Their Siblings, Prove It’s A Blessing And A Curse To Have Them

The Crocodile Hunter meets 'A Star Is Born'

'Obvious Plant' Leaves Hilarious Fake Products In Real Stores

It is times like these I ask myself, "Why are my enemies so tiny?"

'Obvious Plant' Leaves Hilarious Fake Products In Real Stores

As long as she's not a whore...

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Crystal Lyons • upvoted 9 items 3 years ago

23 Photos Taken Before And After Brides Got Their Wedding Makeup (New Pics)

Oh dear. It's surely art to paint a face like that but those women look unrecognizable. A bride should look like her best self not like a doll. It's probably a matter of personal taste but I don't fancy that makeup style at all.

The Power Of Nature

23 Photos Taken Before And After Brides Got Their Wedding Makeup (New Pics)

The Power Of Nature

Wild Nature

Omanawa Falls

Rainbow Reine

Majalengka Views

Lavender Dreams

Love

Eyes Of Mountains

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Crystal Lyons • commented on 13 posts 2 years ago

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

Preach Grumbletonian!

Twitter Shared 25 Funny Quarantine Names Using How They Feel Plus The Last Thing They Ate From The Cupboard

I am restless cheesecake.

Twitter Shared 25 Funny Quarantine Names Using How They Feel Plus The Last Thing They Ate From The Cupboard

Restless cheesecake

30 Times Innocent Things Almost Gave People A Heart Attack

Looks like Hannibal "pig" to me. Clowns are always terrifying.

30 Times Innocent Things Almost Gave People A Heart Attack

That is friggen terrifying! Just, clowns! Also, this looks more like Hannibal's "pig", not a real one.

This Funny Cat Named Zelda Takes Over Twitter With Her Funny Posts (45 New Pics)

I'm thinking these owners need to call an exterminator.

30 Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget

Especially when they're bored.

30 Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget

He is stating the obvious, based on the things he says.

These 40 People Used Incorrect But Similar-Sounding Words, And The Results Are Hilarious

That cannot be real, right? Please, I beg you.

45 People Share The Most Obvious Things They Had To Explain To Fellow Adults

Puts down her glass of 'fatty sweat' quietly, and pours out her cereal....

45 People Share The Most Obvious Things They Had To Explain To Fellow Adults

Gonna go out on a limb here... Are you from Canada?

Some People Started Filing Complaints About A Stray Kitty Roaming This Law Firm So They Hired Him

I believe Dr Jekyll, the "fluffy orange cat" is currently President. We should have voted for Limberbutt!

40 Times People Were Confused By The English Language

If only we had done it ereyesterday.

Crystal Lyons • commented on 7 posts 3 years ago

These Cats Have A Huge Collection Of Hats Made Out Of Their Shed Fur

That cat is picturing your painful death... be wary.

‘Instagram vs. Reality’ Exposes The Truth About Those Unrealistically ‘Perfect’ Pics (30 New Pics)

He is hot either way.

Real Estate Agent Posts 25 Of The Worst Home Design Finds By Her Fellow Agents

Professor Sprout's bathroom at Hogwarts.

Real Estate Agent Posts 25 Of The Worst Home Design Finds By Her Fellow Agents

"And this is the Master Bath, which doubles as the Hellmouth..."

Real Estate Agent Posts 25 Of The Worst Home Design Finds By Her Fellow Agents

The thought of all that fabric in a bathroom makes me cringe in disgust, nevermind that it looks like my Great Aunt Tilly decorated it. Shudder.

Someone Modified A Roomba To Curse When It Bumps Into Things And It's Hilarious

I already had to put my weiner dog on sedatives due (in part) to a regular roomba. The shock of this one might kill him.

I Create Temporary 3D Paintings On My Left Hand (New Pics)

Beautiful. You shouls consider tattooing.

Crystal Lyons • upvoted 4 items 2 years ago

40 Tweets That Men Who Know 'Women's Place In Society' Won't Find Funny

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives And Here Are 30 Of The Best

Forgot the section for - I'm not putting my bra back on - this baggy jacket will hide that fact!

Someone Collects Celebrity Doppelgangers And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

The left guy is the love child of Justin Timberlake and Orlando Bloom

50 Times Dogs Managed To Fall Asleep In Hilariously Awkward Positions

Where's its head?

Crystal Lyons • upvoted 14 items 3 years ago

23 Photos Taken Before And After Brides Got Their Wedding Makeup (New Pics)

Love

Omanawa Falls

The Power Of Nature

Lavender Dreams

Wild Nature

Rainbow Reine

Eyes Of Mountains

Majalengka Views

Artist Illustrates Honest Feelings That We Keep To Ourselves In 22 Candy Heart Comics

This is funny even though it's kind of sad.. Does that make sense?

30 Jerk Bosses Shamed For Their Nasty Behavior

It’s fitting, the boss sounds like a total dick.

20 Of The Most Iconic Photographs And The Cameras That Captured Them

Saw a documentary about that photo, and those involved. They interviewed the US soldiers that dropped the Napalm that burned that girl, and the ongoing guilt & PTSD they experienced. They found the girl, now happily married, and emigrated to a new country (USA or Canada... I can't remember). She asked to meet the soldiers, because *she* wanted to tell them that she was well, happy, and held no grudges. The absolute heartbreak & relief in the eyes of these good 'ol boys, when they heard those words from her. Humans can be both horrendous, and full of grace. We are such complex creatures. If only we would remember the lessons, and stop repeating such history. <3

20 Of The Most Iconic Photographs And The Cameras That Captured Them

this is so sad.

This Is Guinness. He Just Passed Last Month At 9 Years...

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50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

Twitter Shared 25 Funny Quarantine Names Using How They Feel Plus The Last Thing They Ate From The Cupboard

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

Twitter Shared 25 Funny Quarantine Names Using How They Feel Plus The Last Thing They Ate From The Cupboard

Twitter Shared 25 Funny Quarantine Names Using How They Feel Plus The Last Thing They Ate From The Cupboard

30 Times Innocent Things Almost Gave People A Heart Attack

30 Times Innocent Things Almost Gave People A Heart Attack

This Funny Cat Named Zelda Takes Over Twitter With Her Funny Posts (45 New Pics)

30 Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget

30 Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget

These 40 People Used Incorrect But Similar-Sounding Words, And The Results Are Hilarious

45 People Share The Most Obvious Things They Had To Explain To Fellow Adults

45 People Share The Most Obvious Things They Had To Explain To Fellow Adults

Some People Started Filing Complaints About A Stray Kitty Roaming This Law Firm So They Hired Him

40 Times People Were Confused By The English Language

40 Tweets That Men Who Know 'Women's Place In Society' Won't Find Funny

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives And Here Are 30 Of The Best

40 Tweets That Men Who Know 'Women's Place In Society' Won't Find Funny

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives And Here Are 30 Of The Best

Someone Collects Celebrity Doppelgangers And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

50 Times Dogs Managed To Fall Asleep In Hilariously Awkward Positions

These Cats Have A Huge Collection Of Hats Made Out Of Their Shed Fur

‘Instagram vs. Reality’ Exposes The Truth About Those Unrealistically ‘Perfect’ Pics (30 New Pics)

These Cats Have A Huge Collection Of Hats Made Out Of Their Shed Fur

‘Instagram vs. Reality’ Exposes The Truth About Those Unrealistically ‘Perfect’ Pics (30 New Pics)

Real Estate Agent Posts 25 Of The Worst Home Design Finds By Her Fellow Agents

Real Estate Agent Posts 25 Of The Worst Home Design Finds By Her Fellow Agents

Real Estate Agent Posts 25 Of The Worst Home Design Finds By Her Fellow Agents

Someone Modified A Roomba To Curse When It Bumps Into Things And It's Hilarious

I Create Temporary 3D Paintings On My Left Hand (New Pics)

45 Wholesome Cat Posts That Will Hopefully Make Your Day

This ‘Radically Inclusive’ Church Is Making People Laugh With Its Hilariously Creative Signs (30 Pics)

45 Funny And Strange Things Spotted On the Subway

24 Hilarious 'Accurately Titled Novels'

45 People Share The Funniest Pics They Have With Their Siblings, Prove It’s A Blessing And A Curse To Have Them

'Obvious Plant' Leaves Hilarious Fake Products In Real Stores

'Obvious Plant' Leaves Hilarious Fake Products In Real Stores

23 Photos Taken Before And After Brides Got Their Wedding Makeup (New Pics)

The Power Of Nature

23 Photos Taken Before And After Brides Got Their Wedding Makeup (New Pics)

The Power Of Nature

Wild Nature

Omanawa Falls

Rainbow Reine

Majalengka Views

Lavender Dreams

Love

Eyes Of Mountains

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

Twitter Shared 25 Funny Quarantine Names Using How They Feel Plus The Last Thing They Ate From The Cupboard

Twitter Shared 25 Funny Quarantine Names Using How They Feel Plus The Last Thing They Ate From The Cupboard

30 Times Innocent Things Almost Gave People A Heart Attack

30 Times Innocent Things Almost Gave People A Heart Attack

This Funny Cat Named Zelda Takes Over Twitter With Her Funny Posts (45 New Pics)

30 Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget

30 Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget

These 40 People Used Incorrect But Similar-Sounding Words, And The Results Are Hilarious

45 People Share The Most Obvious Things They Had To Explain To Fellow Adults

45 People Share The Most Obvious Things They Had To Explain To Fellow Adults

Some People Started Filing Complaints About A Stray Kitty Roaming This Law Firm So They Hired Him

40 Times People Were Confused By The English Language

These Cats Have A Huge Collection Of Hats Made Out Of Their Shed Fur

‘Instagram vs. Reality’ Exposes The Truth About Those Unrealistically ‘Perfect’ Pics (30 New Pics)

Real Estate Agent Posts 25 Of The Worst Home Design Finds By Her Fellow Agents

Real Estate Agent Posts 25 Of The Worst Home Design Finds By Her Fellow Agents

Real Estate Agent Posts 25 Of The Worst Home Design Finds By Her Fellow Agents

Someone Modified A Roomba To Curse When It Bumps Into Things And It's Hilarious

I Create Temporary 3D Paintings On My Left Hand (New Pics)

40 Tweets That Men Who Know 'Women's Place In Society' Won't Find Funny

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives And Here Are 30 Of The Best

Someone Collects Celebrity Doppelgangers And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

50 Times Dogs Managed To Fall Asleep In Hilariously Awkward Positions

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Love

Omanawa Falls

The Power Of Nature

Lavender Dreams

Wild Nature